>piss
>shake for a good 30 seconds
>squeeze
>shake
>tap end of dick with toilet paper
>put dick back in pants
>feel a dribble of piss come out
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28418591
I kept falling victim to this cruel act of nature myself
So you wrap toilet paper around the end of your dick and put your dick back in your pants and then when it does it's post-pants leak, it actually goes onto the toilet paper. You then take the toilet paper back out and put it in the toilet. It's not an elegant method, but it's the best I have.
>>28418591
when you stick your ass out to fit your dick back in your pants it squishes out some extra piss.
>>28418591
your penis is overworked, dont jack off for a couple of weeks
>need to go piss
>piss won't come out
>stand there concentrating as fuck on pissing
>im deep in some kind of meditation state concentrating super hard on getting the piss out
>slowly feel it coming
>nearly there
>cat making noise
>piss retracts and won't come out
>feel like you need to go piss for 2 more hours
>>28418695
Anon how often does this happen? You may have prostate cancer. That's a huge symptom of it
>>28418747
Was a long time ago since it happend.
A few months probably.
I'm sure it's nothing serious.
>>28418747
I just made and ate pancakes and I am internally raging over this pic
Get the fuck off my pancakes you stupid fucking cat
>>28418591
Medfag here. Before you put your penis away, reach into your pants, behind your balls, and push up firmly against your perineum (your "taint").
Also, do some kegel exerciseslike a chick.
>>28418768
Ok if it happens regularly get it checked out but yeah you should be fine
>>28418774
Happy now?
>>28418768
>I'm sure it's nothing serious.
Because you're qualified to make this assessment. See a doctor.
>>28418781
>Before you put your penis away, reach into your pants, behind your balls, and push up firmly against your perineum (your "taint").
That literally never works for me
>>28418695
I usually piss myself because I've become terrible at holding it in
>>28418774
Cat is qt can sit on cakes if want
>>28418808
Hmm... you could also try sitting to pee. Also, post any medications your taking, let me see if there is anything that could be causing problems.
>>28418591
I know that feel
Its getting annoying
>>28418695
when i take dramamine it takes like 5 minutes
im setting trying to pee. i push so hard and stop breathing. i can feel the pee creepin out
>>28418877
Beta blockers, but I tried to do this technique before I was on them and it didn't work then either
>>28418877
When I broke my arm and wore a cast I had to sit. I still sit now even though I don't have the cast any more. It's more comfortable and you don't have to worry about the consequences of poor aim.
>>28418591
t b h
fuck the robot
>>28418891
>when i take dramamine it takes like 5 minutes
Anticholinergic drugs do that. If the effect is that dramatic though, might want to get checked for BPH.
>>28418877
is that picture only for people without arms?
>>28418591
YOU'RE A LIAR
Originalio
>>28418906
>Beta blockers, but I tried to do this technique before I was on them and it didn't work then either
Which beta-blocker? Is it one of those that has some alpha effect? If that's the case then maybe you should consider switching to something more selective.
>>28418591
Thanks for capturing this everyday feel, I always think about this when it's happening and forgot a minute later
>>28418921
Are you missing your other arm?
>>28418591
PELVIC FLOOR REGION, NIGGER
i have had good results with kegels. and also stroking the underside of my penis and masturbating a pretend vagina. i shouldn't have bartered my soul out for a repreive from feels. results may vary, you might be better off swinging a hoe in the fields or getting a job to stay active.
press the region between your balls and asshole it'll come out
>>28418689
Fucking hell that's hard, I only ever managed to last under a week.
>>28418689
Is this really true?
I fap every night & I have this problem?
>>28418636
I'm gonna do this
Blibb
>>28418591
No matter how much you wiggle and dance
The last few drops will always end up in your pants
fucking hate this, worst experience with it was at highschool,
i was wearing grey trousers and no boxers so it looked like i just pissed myself
just sat in the bathroom until after school finished and ran home
>pee in a jug/bottle
>don't have this problem
squeeze the base of your balls
after you're done pissing push on your gooch where it connects to your balls, it will push the remaining pissing out. urologists will tell you to do this.
shaking doesn't do much for me, i need to do the gooch-push every time i piss to get it all out.
seriously, try it, you'll be amazed.
>jack off
>cum into sock
>wipe it all off
>feel cum dribble in my underwear a minute later
>>28418591
Do you fuckers not know how to piss?
>he doesnt know to flex
>>28421425
i think women have it worse for that
when chad cums inside them it will randomly dribble out of their degenerate hole over the course of a day
also their pussies leak every single day
I only have trouble pissing when ive wanked 50 times that day and even then it still comes out
>wake up with morning wood
>dick's too hard to aim at the toliet bowl
>finally start peeing
>spray in all directions and get the floor wet
EVERY.FUCKING.TIME
>>28421468
>morning wood
>need to bend over ala 40 year old virgin to take a piss
>tfw shy cock syndrome
>>28418591
After piss. Place a finger or two underneath the sack (around the perineum erea). Press upwards towards the penis, this will press out excess urin.
Never had a single drop of ekstra urin after doing this.
