>Hey honey, you know, you don't really discuss your life before you met and married me! What were you like in your teenage years and early 20s? :)
>>28418075
>tfw will never be tall enough to see mai waifu from that angle without standing on something
>>28418075
l want to cum on her eyebrows.
>>28418075
I was a manboy typing long tirades about muh mental illness on a Cantonese fly fishing forum.
>tfw actively vocal about your upbringing and how much you want to wipe your hometown off the planet with hellfire
I was a manchild
Who are you? Are you a hallucination brought on by my liver failing?
>>28418075
i want to cum in her eyes and have her struggle to keep them open while telling me she loves me
>>28418075
>Before I answer that, do you realize how weird it is that you agreed to marry me by not knowing who I used to be? Like we're married now and I never once talked about my time in high school and college. Don't you think that's at all strange? Because it is.
>>28418337
>But remember that's because it was a whirlwind romance and you really stepped up to the plate in being Tommy's new father!
>shut the fuck up bitch, I'm going to cum on your face
I spent my late teens and 20s playing the same game over and over, punctuated only by weekly nights of getting high on Robitussin and watching Star Wars movies.
>>28418387
....and she's gone.
>>28418075
>tfw have gf and blissfully ignorant of her past
>tfw she starts telling me about all the people she's had sex with in the past
>tells me about all the times she just let dudes grope her tits and fondle her in public because it was "hot"
>asks me about my previous experience
>I have no previous experience
>I dump her for being a whore
>she's still salty about it to this day
I made the right decision
>>28418396
Fuck you bitch I had a better time doing all that then I ever did with your pretentious, artificially-accented dumb ass.
>>28418407
You made the right decision however you used the word "salty" so you should still kill yourself
>>28418510
Someone is salty
>>28418075
Who's going to marry that slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CCePrJlaU
>>28418711
tbf she isn't all bad, but she's doesn't have enough attitude for this beat throwback shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApF2C0YTZVI
She's too nice and safe for her style.
>>28419935
Eye candy, nothing more, nothing else.
>>28420014
She's fairly cute too, yes.
If she read more and actually chose interesting things to write about she could put out some decent things.
As she is now, she's just a cute face.
>>28418711
Noone who posts on r9k that's for sure, probably some failed Chad hipster.
>>28419935
>>28420014
>>28420041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmXCcY8xb4A
>>28418075
oh god, that's my fear.
What I do when I am 35 rich male, married to qt 16 year old girl if she ask that?
>>28418075
I was pouring vodka up my asshole, wearing hot pink crop tops, throwing rocks at cars, and playing Runescape while you were getting gangbanged by the football team.
>>28420041
Yes, of course. Imagine, a human who is a living painting on the exterior and a sharp well crafted spear of a mind. It would be a god among ants.
Sadly, this is yet another case of shallow puppy head.
>>28418116
>tfw you're still that manboy
I drank every night and did a lot of coke. It wasn't a good time in my life.
>>28421069
He will be an outcast. They'll kill him.
>>28421391
Maybe, perhaps certainly if it was a he, but is a female who is the potential deity here. Shame the current times subverse them from cradle onwards, both parts of humans in fact.
Why? Some say Jews. I think it is certainly a possibility.
Please await years of decay and misery.
>>28421475
I was quoting Superman, dude.
>Shame the current times subverse them from cradle onwards
That's the point I was trying to make. They'd be a god trapped under billions of ants who hate and resent them for their very nature.
my wife dicked around in high school but at least she's not totally used up. We started dating when we were both 20 anyways.
>>28421817
Sorry, I'm deliberately not up to date with old entertainment. Is that the new one?
Yes, the masses are a giant beast, and everyone who can not or will not join them should wisely fear them. But a giant beast is slow albeit strong, and predictable.
>>28421475
Damn cutie boobies. I need more of her.
I'm pretty sure my ex left me because I was honest and admitted that I didn't make a single friend in the 4 years I commuted to college, and all I did with my free time was play 5000 hours of Dota 2 (which I quit by the time I started dating her). I think I was really addicted to that game to avoid reality.
Never be honest.
>>28418075
I, uh, was a, uh, fag. Got. A faggot. Like you know, a queer? A stupid faggotty queer? Do you know what that is, retard?
>>28422144
Haha I know, I STILL fuck your wife! She lets me poop on her face!
>>28422565
All I got, family. Will attempt to uncover more latter.
Great threads btw, peaceful.
>>28422924
Only a faggot would have only 2 pictures of a woman. You fatherfucking faggot.
>>28422924
I want to see how she has her pubes.
Do you guys think she is shaved, hope not thats boring.
SAVANNAH FEET
>>28418075
>>28420665
You lie. You never reveal your powerlevel, even if she is a virgin herself.
Read some normie shit like the tucker max stories and copy some of that as your own tale.
You have great blowjob eyes
>>28423130
>not reciting forgotten beat generation stories
Do you even hipster whores?
>>28423083
hnnng pls god
>>28423063
I think it is shaven. Don't recall seeing any lack of grooming, could be wrong with the whole female supremacy ideology.
>>28422979
>fatherfucker
Oh, a new one. Mind if I use it too?
I have several pictures of savannah but only two are lewd or erotic. As as other females...I have one folder of 19,9 gb and another of 488 mb.
>>28423083
Sweet
>>28423083
I want to pinch her cheeks :3
>>28423464
>only two are lewd or erotic
eroticism lies in the eye of the beholder
now post
