Who /devilish/ here?
>be me
>be fembot
>get asked for pics
>never post any
>>28417960
>be me
>see shitty thread like this one
>reply
>but use sage
>>28417976
I want to see the gif of this.
Another example of shitty female humour.
>>28417960
>be me
>be living with my grandfather and other family members in multi-generational home
>grandfather has Alzheimer's, forgets shit all the time
>grandfather has prescription painkillers, will gladly share them with me if I ask, but refuses to give me more than a few at a time because he doesn't want me to get addicted
>grandfather's memory is horrible
>regularly ask him for painkillers, get a few, come back 20 minutes later after he forgot that he gave me any, ask again
>continue this process until I have enough painkillers to get properly fucked up
>nobody asks questions or gets suspicious of an old man with memory problems when his prescription runs out really fast
feels good man
>be me
>post in /devilish/ thread
>don't post anything interesting
>waste anon's time reading this greentext
feels good man
>>28417960
>be me
>it's not me
>>28418033
those are some pretty sweet dubs my man
>>28418041
mischievous/10
>>28417960
You cruel tempest
>be Stacey
>have consensual sex with a betacuck
>afterwards come crying at the police station and tell Chad about how he raped me
>betacuck is thrown in jail
>be me
>join startup
>boss is being a dick
>wipe all the servers
come and get me
>Post in devlish thread
>didn't do anything devlish.
>>28418041
You're a monster
>Post unoriginal reply
>Get muted by Robot
I used to walk around my neighborhood at night and kick the living fuck and break every park sprinkler, there was a ton, and they always replaced them fast, I spent months doing that, right when you kicked it, instead of spraying like it normally would the thing would snap and it would just shoot a 12 ft stream of water into the air vertically, Each sprinkler head destroyed would decrease the water pressure so all of the vertical streams would get shorter and shorter.
I learned my lesson though, one time I went to go kick this one sprinkler, heavy duty fucker, and dislocated my knee, the sprinkler was completely fine, and I limped away.
>>28417960
>>28417976
>>28418024
>>28418128
why the fuck do you craptards start your greentext with ">be me". who the fuck else would you be?
>be me
>change name from Anonymous
>don't add a trip
>>28418208
>use a trip
>don't use a name
>>28418041
>be me
>it's not meIt was me the whole time
>>28417960
>be you
>be colossal faggot pretending to be a woman
>>28418236
for youdeletebot2k16
>be me
>aculy is dolanxDDDDD XXDDD DOLAN KEKEKEK LELEL REDDIT UPBOAT PLS
>>28418187
>be you
>be retarded
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>>28418290
pls stop it hurds ass
