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2016-05-08 12:12:37 Post No. 28417258
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2016-05-08 12:12:37
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ITT butthurt robots with repressed white guilt/fragility.
>Be black
>Be a teenager
>Want to get a part time job but no one will hire you
>Friends show you how to and sell weed
>Get caught in a stop and frisk thing
>You could just get community service but the judge sends you to juvie to teach you a lesson (also for kickbacks he'll be busted for in 20 years)
>When you get out, your record is sealed, but since you only have a GED, if that, no one will hire you
>Start hustling weed slightly more big time
>Cops pull you over as you're driving 8 miles above the speed limit
>Busted carrying several kilos across state lines and with the weapon you have for protection which you couldn't afford to jump through the hoops for a CCL for (a law that in your state dates back to suppression of BPP open carry activity)
>Go away for awhile as you're being made an example of again; the white guy who pleads guilty after you gets a sentence 20% shorter
>Get out
>Attitudes towards weed are changing
>Two former presidents, at least, smoked the good good in college
>Pineapple Express is released
>Etc.
>Laws get passed to legalize in several jurisdictions
>You're excited, this is something you know how to do and now you can do it legi-
>Wait, there are super specific laws about who can grow and sell
>You have to have a facility with CCTV
>A limited number of licenses are given out
>Oh, and you definitely can't do it if you're a felon
>Well, at least you can smoke
>Go to pick up some one day
>The guy who ones the place is the college kid you gave tips to when he came to get a dimebag off campus
>He dropped out but now he's rolling in it, even when he's giving a huge percentage of his profits to the businessman who's bankrolling the whole operation and is friends with the state rep who helped the legalization bill get passed
>He's also selling a bunch of crazy shit like weed mojito mix and shit
>lol okay
>You smile and dap and are on your way
>Get home
>Roll up, light up
>Puff
>Shit's weak