Epic story time of when you defeated chad and stacey. I'll start.
>be walking home late at night.
>half hour into a two hour walk.
>see girl from my school about to get in taxi
>she's with lots of other staceys and chads
>go up to her and say hi
>she gives me a dirty look and just gets in the taxi without saying a word
>this pisses me off
>I start flailing at everyone in the taxi
>chads get super pissed cause I "le hit a womanz"
>I start running
>get to a petrol station and tell some guy to call the police
>chad reaches me and starts beating me
>he's pretty shit at it for such a big guy
>he finishes
>get up and walk away
>notice two other chads want some of me
>start running
>running down the road and they're catching up on me
>suddenly a police car shows up just as they get to me
>chads are still threatening me
>police put them under arrest as they're shouting "but he hit a girl"
>I just deny it
>the police actually drive me home while chad rots in a jail cell
>mfw
>>28416808
>be me
>driving my bmw
>suddenly see two girls
>try to talk to them
>they ignore me
>throw my coffee at them
>drive away as fast as I can
>Buy used Subaru WRX back in '05, when it was still a pretty obscure car in the US
>Driving home on Mulholland Drive
>Pull up at light right before the best section, right behind a brand new Porsche 911, which has Chad in the driver's seat and blonde Stacy riding shotgun
>Chad floors it and runs the red light
>I follow
>Chad is trying to go balls out, he's all over the road
>I follow with minimal trouble
>Ride all over the Porsche's ass
>Watch Stacy go from excited to angry at Chad for not being able to lose the shitty Japanese sedan behind him
>Get to a clear section of road with good visiblity, hammer down, pass Chad and take off
>As I pass and pull away, I can see Stacy punching Chad in the arm and looking disgusted at him in my rearview mirrors.
I felt pretty awesome after that one.
>>28416925
GO SPEED RACER
>>28416876
Even though this didn't happen,it's still nice to read.
>>28417061
Tripfag being an ignorant, what a surprise
>>28416925
I do this on a nearly-daily basis on my motorcycle. It's a pretty satisfying feeling
>have stacy gf
>she becomes 'just friends' with Chad from her school
>I immediately call bullshit and claim to know for sure shes fucking Chad
>my bluff works and she confesses and tells me she was really confused and loneley because i work a lot and am never around
>i tell her to gtfo
>without me supporting her and Chad also telling her to gtfo she has to move back to her shitty rural village and drops out of school on her final year
>feels good man
>>28417439
I've always wanted a bike, they seem fun as fuck. I always just sink my money into cars instead though.
>>28416808
At no point in this pathetic story do you defeat anyone.
>>28417552
Nice friendo. Thank you for posting that.
>>28416808
So basically a girl ignored you so you went into an autistic rage and started hitting a bunch of girls and then you got beat up. Great success.
>>28417552
Goddamn. Usually I'm not one to feel schadenfreude over this type of thing, but that just makes me feel fuzzy. Good job, anon.
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>>28416808
OP is the next Elliot Rodger.
>>28416808
>see stacy with a layer of makeup
>look at her briefly
>make a disgusted look and look away
When a woman thinks you find them unattractive, even if you're a gross ugly fuck, it weighs on their mind and causes them grief. It's great fun.
>>28417552
Fuck off normie
oRRREEEEEginal
>>28416808
>smash some stacy from work whilst we were all drunk
>asks me not to tell everyone at work
>tell literally everyone at work
>she asks how everyone knows
>'these things have a habit of getting out'
>she leaves 2 weeks later
>>28418148
You should have added insult to injury by saying she had huge meat curtains.
>>28418148
That was risky. She could've went for the ol' rape trick
