I don't have any friends and I'm getting lonelier every day so you come in this thread and discuss things or vent or whatever
i dislike radishes they're not that good when it comes to taste and i hate them
>>28415734
Consume is a funny sounding word. Instead of saying "eat" I now say consume, and I find myself bursting out in laughter before every meal.
I'm a slavic cyborg, so all the people around me are gopniks who can't relate to me.
>>28415820
see that's what more people need to do
>>28415820
Here's what you should do
Every time you're about to eat food around someone say "Let's...consummate...this...MARRIAGE!" and shove it all into your facehole like a disgusting slob
I messed up my only chance to get with an autistic girl and i want to kill myself.
There's this girl I kind of know.
She's a gigantic SJW attention whore cosplayer, only single because she's waiting for the Chad that will never come, and is a literal roastie. (I know because she did suicidegirls back in the day and I paid for an account just so I could see it.)
But, roastie aside, she has the body of my dreams. She's in great shape but not too skinny or muscular, she's super petite, perfect small tits, and an amazing ass and hips. I want to fuck her so badly that it's driving me crazy. We actually matched on Tinder but she never replied, maybe because literally hours prior to that I'd been talking to her about Tinder and said I wasn't really into casual hookups. I'd kick myself in the face over that if I had the flexibility to di it.
>>28415890
Why the fuck does this sound so entertaining, I'm actually gonna start doing this
My ex is dating some stacy. Good for him, he deserves to get an std from her anyway for breaking up with me
>>28415820
I won't lie, I've cracked up in public before and been unable to explain that it was because I said "DEVOUR" in a guttural death metal voice internally while eating.
>>28415976
Maybesaying stuff like that made him break up with you senpai
>>28415972
A montage of you doing this in public would make you my favorite tripfag
>>28415841
Slavic cyborg here too and I thank you for posting this picture, fukken saved
I haven't had any friends since I left high school 5 years ago. I spend pretty much everyday working an office job I hate and posting on 4chan, even though people barely ever reply to my posts. All i want in life is a qt trap gf but they all think chasers are disgusting. I'm so fucking fucking sick of waking up every morning.
>>28415734
I don't have any friends either. There's some people I know (thanks to university) but they don't feel like friends at all, they seem more like facades that talk to me and I talk back.
I also get very sad when people talk about childhood friends, because the longest running friendship I have is 7 years old and yet it still feels like just an acquaintance at best.
>>28416054
Why did i write fucking twice?
>>28415976
>>28415999
Fuck off, normalfag,
>>28416016
>cyborg
Normalfag please leave.
If anyone here lives in Auckland, New Zealand, I will be your friend IRL. I like anime and such. I'm a student at the university and live in the CBD. I'm probably not all that great company and I don't have many friends anymore, if any.
Yesterday I was reflecting on everything I had done up to the moment. I was gripped by fatigue and sorrow and kept reminding myself how much of a waste I am. Then I experienced something I'm still confused by.
I really wanted to kill myself, not just the usual "oh, my life sucks I wish a was dead", but a powerful urge to just die. It was like the opposite of how I imagine people being in a life threatening situation and feeling an adrenaline rush. I could feel something in my brain being produced and I kept thinking how, at that moment, if I had a gun I would have killed myself without a second thought.
I was in my car sitting back during all of it. And I started to cry becuase the reality of my situation started to hit me more than I've felt comfortable with.
Crying is a nice feeling though, it relieves pain like when my mom would hug me when I was a child.
>>28416054
Every day without friends hurts more and more yet it's been years
>>28415734
I fucking hate Leicester City. Everybody is falling all over themselves talking about "muh underdog story" when their entire game plan is sit back, kick it to the fast guy, and have him pretend to get fouled in the box to win a penalty.
Any Ausbros in here?
Any of you Anons feel free to post your Skype and I'll talk to you sometime
>>28416132
I'm from Perth, loneliest city in the world.
>Oneitis split up with Chad
>She's pregnant with his baby
>>28416200
Wollongong here. Worst place in Australia. You go t steam or skype?
I'm in my late 20s and everyone already has close friends from high-school or univeristy and I think it's too late to even have something other than a casual acquaintance. Fuck this shit.
>>28416001
You know, I'm actually gonna get on that. Expect results in a while, but the wait will be worth it!
>>28416218
No i'm socially retarded, it's why i'm posting here.
>>28416200
>>28416218
>Loneliest cities
Motherfucker I live in Tasmania
Loneliest ISLAND!!!!!!
!!
kill me
flowers make me uncomfortable they look too colorful and i don't no
>>28416254
I'd take living there over Wollongong any day. You got steam?
>>28416054
I might be a college student, but I think I can mostly relate. I don't really know what else to write, I just wanted to reply to (You).
>All i want in life is a qt trap gfme too
>>28415995
Why is being a retard with food such fun?this is a feel the normies will never feel
>>28415841
slav here living in australia. Fuck my life m8.
>>28416266
http://steamcommunity.com/id/imstraight/
>>28416279
Atleast you can get free money here you faggot.
>>28416091
>I'm the normie
>(You) had the bf
This is why men don't like you
>>28416091
>>28416298
Ups, replied wrong. MobileChan is confusing desu
What makes me a normalfag? I'm as bad as it gets
>>28416271
What is the point of life without traps?
>>28416274
On this note, does anybody here watch Robbaz on YT?
I can't help but hear his voice saying stupid shit in my head when I'm eating a big cheeseburger or some shit now.
>>28416216
This is your chance, i know its some cuck shit but would you rather :
Option 1: Die alone, blow out the candles on your 40th birthday cake and then in turn your brains.
Option 2: Provide for chads baby and fucking masking tape your way to a semi nice life with people who love you.
I feel sorry for myself because, you know, we only have one life and I'm spending more hours of the day every day regretting that I'm not a stupid normalfag living a normalfag life, I missed out on all the chances I had to get a cute girl to like me, and now I'm too jaded to both women and men to try to build myself a new social life, I then spiral in a hole of self-pity which then becomes a hole of self loathing.
Man, I really needed that.
>>28416106
you sound like a cool dude friendo, im in new plymouth. always cool to see /nzg/ people in random threads
>tfw you like someone that you can never have
What do I do with this feel
>>28416474
If I only knew, anon, if I only knew.
I guess the best would be to meet someone available to you who you start liking. Then you forget about the other one, more or less
>>28416416
Yeah I feel you on that. Some days I like to imagine being happy again, doing things with people I've met and they like me enough to invite to do things with them, so we go and have fun. Then I think about how cynical I always am, so there's basically no chance of living how I want.
>>28416346
I actually don't, I'll give him a check out though, he sounds like a laugh
>>28415999
I just love him so much and so intensely. I don't want him to ever love anyone else, you don't understand this pain I'm in. One of these days, I am gonna find out where she lives and stab her in her sleep. I want him to lose her, and cry, and mourn the loss of his poor little girlfriend. Mostly I just don't want him to belong to anyone else, that I would do anything. Most nights I fantasise about the details of how I am going to do it.
>>28416713
Seek help pls
>>28416735
I will fap with her blood as lube. I want to send him some of her fingers in the mail and her cut off nipples and bits of her skin and hair. Or maybe i will just put them into a scrapbook. Still, I need to remind him I'm still at large. It would be the perfect crime. The best part is, he won't ever suspect me
>>28416776
Where do I find a yandere gf?
>>28416797
Be my ex and go back in time and don't cheat on me with some ugly 17 year old stacy whore. We could have been something so beautiful, so perfect and pure...
>>28416447
Taranaki here what's up man
>>28416776
Stop kidding yourself, he never loved you, and probably wasn't actually in a relationship with you.
You're probably some weirdo that stalked him, awkwardly stammered a confession to him one day, go rejected, and then convinced yourself in your own delusion that he actually wanted you when in reality he thought you were the crazy bitch that you are.
Give up on himand let me choke the shit out of you while I ram my dick in your pooper
>Trying everything to get a girlfriend and or just a female friend
>Live in Australia
>Make a qt chart
>Never any replies
>Post in dream girlfriend threads
>Never any replies
>Post on /soc/
>All the woman that do browse are whores, have 100 australian orbiters
>>28416380
Definitely option 2 but I feel like I've missed my chance, we don't talk anywhere near as much as we did a few months ago when they were together. Need to somehow regain her interest
