>wake up
>open eyes
>see Iiterally this
what do?
>>28415321
Feel really bad about forgetting whatever happened last night, because it was probably pretty awesome and I'd love to remember how I pulled it off.
Nah, honestly I'd probably instantly assume that my friends had snuck in with her and were trolling me.
>>28415321
"What are you doing on my Mother's couch?"
so i left this thread open on 4 chan on my laptop last night?
Well first i'd check out my new body, because my consciousness obviously travelled to any Universe that's not the shitty one we're in now.
lean over and give her a little kiss on the lips
of course, her actual surfer/model bf is busy making hedonistic life videos for self-promotino
https://youtu.be/uOHDkIxyu2A
>>28415321
"Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my bedroom you creep"
>>28415321
"MOMS GONNA FREAK"
Domo arigato mr.roboto
>eyes pop out of head with cartoon ow ooga sound effect
>jaw drops to the floor and tongue rolls out onto the floor
>pop eyes back into head and roll tongue up into mouth and shut jaw
>sweat and adjust my collar nervously
>umm...well hello there ..
>>28415321
Try really hard not to wake up. I feel myself waking up and try to reach a hold of my dream so I don't wake up. Realize a terrible life is better than a beautiful dream.
Tell the disgusting roastie to get the fuck out of my mom's house so I can watch anime.
>>28415321
Extend arms. Wrap gently. Hold on tight.cry
