>>28415234
The bible. I was pretty young and I read a verse about a king watching a lady named Delilah take a bath. I feel like the version of the bible I had was really descriptive.......:/

iS bumping allowed if you are londely and suicidal??????????

>>28415234
I've fapped to pics of girls I kind of know on multiple occasions. I do cosplay photography and know a lot of cosplay girls, so there's lots of material to work with, especially when it's my own photos of a girl in a lewd outfit and I can zoom in on 24 megapixels of tack-sharp skin.

Probably the most shameful was a girl I did a shoot with, clicked awesomely with, felt super confident about asking her out for like the first time in my life, and then found out she had a BF.

>>28415485
This is not bad at all what the fuck are you doing on this board? Leave here and be successful in life you fool!

I once watched from a key hole my grill roommate and jacked off. She was just standing there talking to someone, but the whole voyeur thing was pretty hot. I've tried doing it again and it's always nice.

>>28415534
Nah, I'm almost 30 and my life is a complete failure. I can maintain a shaky veneer of normalcy as long as I don't get close to people, but I completely sperg out and cause everything to blow up in my face when I try to do anything.

I've also fapped to shit that's objectively way worse (horse porn, JB, trannies, etc), but betraying the trust of people I kind of know is what really makes me feel dirty.

>>28415642
Ah! You should have mention the horse porn in the beginning! You are right at home here brother. Forever.

fapped to the thought of my mother eating me

numerous times

>>28415276
that's pretty hot and degenerate anon

>>28415234
Probably masturbating to earthworms being put into some guys urethra
>High def tentacle porn

>>28415997
Thanks. It's pretty funny in hindsight but I felt terrible after I did it as a kid.