Anyone else /horny/ here?
What porn are you watching? Link/post if possible. Are you gonna fap soon? Are you fapping? Come hang out.
show me your hard cock, anon~
no, I've already emptied my balls
>>28415198
I'm not currently hard or watching porn, but I plan to be within the next hour.
>>28415221
What to anon?
>>28415227
ill be waiting anon... i really like hard juicy cocks...
>>28415246
I'm not going to post mine though anon, that's gay and I'm straight. Also I'm cut so you would make fun of me anyways.
>>28415184
I just fapped, but it was to a really lewd cosplay pic a girl I kind of know posted on FB, and I won't post it because I know she lurks 4chan and might figure out who I am.
She's a petite DFC with an awesome ass and it was a pic of her and another girl wearing nothing but aprons and wigs, though.
>>28415253
oh your cut
kek nvm
nothing ruins it more
unless they are over 8 inches then that makes up for it
>>28415281
*you're
>>28415257
Nothing but aprons and wigs? That's pretty lewd.
>>28415184
Im trying to stop watching porn and reset my brain because I fucked it up almost beyond the point of being able to get sexually aroused by actual woman from watching so much porn.
So even if I did somehow manage to get a relationship chances are the sexual aspect of it will be horrible since I will have trouble getting hard unless I kick the habit now and reset my brain.
Haven't masturbated in 3 weeks so far, same for watching porn. Picked up new hobbies and the urge to rub my dick on everything is insane, have to hang out in public places a lot so I don't embarrass myself trying to hump whatever is in sight.
I am horny beyond any galaxy we will ever be able to reach, but my dick still remains a limp noodle even around woman bending over so I can see their cleavage.
I am using every ounce of my willpower to stay horny and reincarnate myself with a dong that works again.
I also started a new hobby of gardening to be outside more and I have had the urge to stick my dick in all these vegetables I'm growing in some way, zucchini is one goddamn tempting succubus with the perfect flesh light shape.
Its come to the point where I'm starting to sexualize my vegetables now, if this is the path I must take for a hard long carrot dick to put inside a woman's cauliflower pussy then I shall run it.
>>28415394
>I also started a new hobby of gardening to be outside more and I have had the urge to stick my dick in all these vegetables
Kek
Best of luck to you anon! I really do hope it works out. So even though you're super horny, your dick isn't getting hard? Odd.
>>28415184
I'd only get my porn from webms. I have shitty mobile hotspot wifi and that pretty much means I can't do a lot of shit without killing my data. Currently trying to work online to save up for better data.
I fapped two days ago. Gonna take a week or two before I can get horny again.
>>28415490
Are you on some sort of SSRI that keeps you from getting horny?
>>28415504
no famalam just low test
>>28415625
Maybe it's a blessing, being horny all the time sucks.
>>28415184
I haven't masturbated yet, what should I fap to r9k?
>>28415648
I don't know anon. I'm going to fap to armpits.
>>28415660
Post fappable armpits, por favor
>>28415648
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1230929421
>>28415694
I like these quite a bit.
>>28415221
Same here.
>>28415242
There is this kelly monroe video on xvideos that was on the front page so I decided hey why the fuck not. I'm pretty sure that is her name. Sometimes it's hard for me to remember names so.
>>28415648
Fap to this message
Anyone else masturbated with another person before?
>>28415310
It was spectacularly lewd. The photo was taken from the side, too, so there was sideboob and an amazing view of her ass.
>>28416011
post it please this sounds so hot
>>28416011
Fuck I want to fap to that image now.
>>28416026
>>28416130
Oh fuck, fine.
Hopefully all these random white boxes will prevent tineye/reverse search matches, and she has a lot of orbiters so maybe she won't know it's me. (She probably already knows how much I want to fuck her and is laughing about it anyway though.)
>>28416194
oh my god yummy thank you anon
>>28416194
She's definitely had conversations about dudes fapping to her.
>>28416321
I'm sure.
This is the most frustrating kind of horny, because she's so close yet so far. It's easy when they're random girls on porn sites or whatever, but when it's somebody you actually know, being like a perfect storm of boner-inducing lust, it's absolutely killer.
And, of course, she's posted rants that basically amount to "where's my Chad?'
Also, what the photo doesn't show is that she's like 4'11", which makes the whole thing even hotter to me.
I'm wondering if they actually went out at whatever con they're at in those outfits. That would make my dick explode. Can you imagine knowing her, being at a room party, and suddenly she comes in dressed like that? I think I might go to jail.
>>28416194
Damn that's great. I'm going to masturbate to her.
>>28416409
Do you have any more photos? Surely she has more fappable photos for us to cum to.
>>28416424
Believe it or not she has surprisingly few, I was pretty blown away when I saw that one. She also used to be super skelly and only got really hot like that recently.
>>28416489
That one slayed me.
i just took a tour of pixiv's latest
>>28415184
Jodi Taylor
Her ass is really hot. I'd link the video but I would have to find it again. It was a 5 minute clip though so I figure no one wants it.
>>28415184SHORT FOR THE HORNED REAPER
>>28416194
>>28416489
any moar?
>>28416720
Please
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>>28417472
Sadly I couldn't find anything good, the rest of the hot ones are all recognizable costumes and it'd be way too easy to find out who she is by googling for a few minutes.
>>28417601
That's a shame. Are you sure you can't? I've already blown my load to her and now I'm horny again.
>>28417601
PLEEEEEEASE BRO I'M DYING HERE
>>28415184
For me it's usually asian girls getting fucked and creamed by white guys (yes massive yellow fever since forever) or mommy x son porn, i watch all kinda stuff, including shemales traps, gay porn etc but i always come back to those two in the end
btw i still consider myself a straight male, not even joking
>>28415184
>/horny/
>capable of feeling something
REEEEEEEEE
>>28415184
I am. Especially after I do some weights.
It was so bad that yesterday, while I was edging to a porno in the background I was also posting an ad on Craigslist to get my dick sucked. I blew before I responded to any interested replying parties and lost all interest afterwards.
It is not gay to get your dick sucked right? It is only gay to be the bottom.
>>28418222
It's only gay if he cums first.
I'm really horny but I'm not going to fap.
>>28418222
Nah you are a fag
