>its a anon is homealone and walks around the house talking to himself episode
fuckin neo r9k doesnt like good threads anymore
i like to dance around in my underwear and sing to myself
I like to run around of al fours and make animal noises when I'm alone.
>>28414615
>not being home alone for years in a row
>>28414615
>Walking around my house with my Tulpa
>it's an anon gets out of shower. locks himself in his room and dances and makes kung fu moves while naked listening to pop 80s music
>>28415279
Are you me?
xolb
>>28415187
We need mroe insane threads
>Run around house alone with california lovin playing as loud as I can get it
>autistic focus on running as fast as I can
>when I get tired fall on to the ground and start twitching my body and screaming MOMMY WASN'T THERE
I often give long fragmented lectures on subjects that vaguely interest me to myself.
Maybe I should record this stuff.
>lie in bed, rock back and forth, and shake violently for hours
>eventually use my phone to shitpost
Sometimes the swine lies spying the brine with swishing seething swagger slithering out a sickly snappy soliloquy slam jam come home soon
took me like 2 years in my current place to realise how thin the walls are and shut the fuck up
neighbours must've thought/must think i'm one kooky motherfucker
>>28416265
I do the same thing. Whenever I learn something new I imagine myself giving a public lecture on this subject. I walk around the house and talk to myself about it. Sometimes I even make jokes because I'm a confident lecturer.
>>28416265
sameusually i'm talking about league of legendsi also pretend that i'm streaming for the non-existing audience
fuckin end me
>wake up every day
>get out of bed and go to bathroom
>wash my face and wet my hair
>fill up sink with warm water
>strip down
>wash myself with flannel and apply talcum powder
>get dressed
>make a cup of tea or coffee
>realise I have no husky
>search around frantically
>calling out for my husky
>roll around my flat screaming for my husky
>jump onto my bed and cry into my pillow
>hug my husky plushies and start to feel better
>give each of them a kiss
>put them back on my bed in a special order
>sit back down and finish my tea/coffee
>it's a anon runs around the house with his unloaded SKS and steel helmet pretending he is vietcong and shooting at americans, despite being american episode
What have I become
>>28416552
Oh fuck I killed the thread
>its an anon is home alone and so he spazzes out to music episode.
>>28414615
>tfw you really weren't home alone all along
>tfw shifting to a too rigid to be normal stance to make it look like you were being normal all along
>tfw probably just made me look even more suspicious
>it is pure existence no thoughts episode
>walk around the house aimlessly
>occasional stops at the mirrors, admiring myself
>stop in hallway, glaring into the distance
>take a shit and return to the brobots
ay, ready for takeoff
>its an anon watches 50s movies pretending to direct them until i have an episode episode
but what defines an episode ? What is it ?
>it is an anon is home alone and starts masturbating furiously to tranny porn when he suddenly sees his reflection in the glass door of the shelf across the room and becomes incredibly depressed realizing what he has become episode
>>28414615
You act like talking to yourself is taboo. Fuck you OP. Everyone talks to themselves. There are rich people home alone all day that talk to themselves. There are people with a gf that talk to themselves. Stop stereotyping people.
>>28414615
>its an anon thinks he's a special snowflake episode
>>28416265
>>28416490
i sort of do the same but i don't make jokes, i just imagine that i am explaining the subject to a moron. i think it's a really good way to explore a subject in depth.
/just manchildrenthings/
I like to vent my angst on the walls and yell fuck
>it's an anon is home alone and gets drunk, eats junk food, and runs around the house like an idiot singing random songs to his cats while wearing a Nazi uniform episode
I think the cats enjoy those episodes.
>its an anon is afraid of burglars episode
>its an anon poops with the door open episode
>>28416501
i imagine im streaming whenever I'm playing vidya desu
>>28416548
post qt husky plushies pls
>tfw have qt japanese akita and better than any huskyEVER
>it's a masturbate in every room episode
>>28415249
Are you me? I even do it with people here as I don't care anymore, I do what makes me feel good.
>Literally watch every single member of my family leave the house, get in a car, and drive off
>Still paranoid that someone stayed behind and is going to catch me acting weird around the house
>its an anon pretends to be stabbed and stumbles around the house until he collapses on the kitchen floor and bleeds out
>>28417988
I do this too and I agree with you.
>>28417487
Longer than a scene, shorter than a season
>it's an anon pretends to have a nationalistic parade in his village and blasts Wir sind des Geyers Schwarzen Haufen episode
>>28418523
they are probably doing a hidden camera shows right now for TV
the audience is going to laugh at your sad antics
they will clip the best parts of your day into 30 min
>turn on music on home stereo
>check door every 30 sec in case my parents came home earlier than expected
>headband and cream in between while pretending I am at the show
>used to have nearly every day to myself since my only responsibility is some online classes and my parents were always at work
>father is back from surgery for two weeks
>no longer home alone
>>28417555
>it's an anon faps to a video of himself fapping episode
>>28416501
ill play with you :c
