What are you doing for mothers day? I need ideas.
I think I'm gonna surprise her with flowers but I can't think of anything else 2bh
>>28414573
>caring about your mother
That roastie whore is the one who brought you into this living hell against your will. All she deserves for Mother's Day is a bullet to the skull.
>>28414582
My counterpoint would be that she didn't know what she was doing and now that we're stuck in this hell together we might as well do the best we can with it.
>>28414573
Hilariously enough, I bought my mom a gaymen keyboard. She's a musician and I recently built a new recording PC for her, and she wanted a backlit wired keyboard with macro keys.
Also some gardening shears to replace her old rusty ones.
As much bad blood as there might have been between me and my parents in the old days, they've been bailing me out of shit for 30 years.
>>28414582
But I love mum, she made me a salami sandwich while I was watching one punch man.
Lil sis and I made her a big basket full of chocolates, hand-made organic soaps, candles, and a card.
>>28414665
I made a salami sandwich with your mom while you were watching one punch man.
>>28414718
No, not mummy :(
im going over to eat steaks and then cake for dessert for epic GBP gain
mom always said that best present is that i show up so win-win situation
>>28414573
>What are you doing for mothers day?
Sleeping
>>28414573
I will call my mom and remind her what a total failure I am.
>>28414573
i always get my mom tea or lotion, or sometimes art supplies.
this year i got her a whisk for matcha.
