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>"Uncle anon, why isn't there an auntie anon? Mommy says there is a special girl out there for every boy!!"
"well your mom lied to you"
>>28414217
>Mommy says there is a special girl out there for every boy!!
But she's raising you with her wife.
Mommy prefers convenient feel-good lies over the sad reality that some people live and die sad and alone, being forced to rot in loneliness and misery their entire lives.
Also Santa isn't real, it's a bullshit fairy tale designed to convince children to be on good behavior.
I don't have any siblings, why are you calling me uncle?
>>28414217
shut up and get on the bed dammit!
>>28414217
Well you know sweetie, uncle would very much like for you to be his special girl
>>28414217
Because I'm a man and mommy is a woman. Mommy literally hopped on the first army dick that passed by and now she doesn't work for a living. She just sits her lazy ass in the house all day and complains when she has to do laundry.
I, on the other hand, have to work, exercise, and build up myself just to get a low-tier woman who will settle for me.
>>28414217
>"m-maybe you could be auntie anon tonight"
>>28414387
top kek
bloxblox kek
>>28414217
>implying I wouldnt be long dead by the time any of my younger siblings had children that could ask me this question
>>28414448
you know this thread isn't directed at you personally, right? you anime-posting faggot?
>>28414448
You wont
If you were going to do it you would have done it by now
I always thought the same thing, since I was like 10 so I never bothered to plan for my future because I always "knew" Id just kill myself "next year" but now im 26 and realize im too much of a bitch so I just abuse sleeping pills and dream for 16 hours a day
>>28414475
>If you were going to do it you would have done it by now
Naw dude I'm waiting to see if Trump wins.
>>28414469
>implying every post that isnt a direct response to someone isnt directed at everyone else on the board
>>28414515
and this one doesn't apply to you. so you could a) ignore it or b) post "this doesn't apply to me retard." only a homosexual anime freak like you would choose b.
>implying my brother isn't a robot too
Must suck to be my parents
>>28414217
"Uncle anon isn't a normal boy, niece anon."
>>28414217
>"Well, I just haven't met her yet."
Bullshit of course, but that's what I'd say.
>be me
>young girl whose family is close to my family comes to visit
>we are laying in bed next to each other
>she's playful and puts her arms around me
>tells me I need a girlfriend
>I say no I don't and ask her why she says that
>she says I'm always alone
>I tell her I like being alone
>she says I need someone to cuddle
>I say she was the one next to me
>she laughs
How can someone so young be so aware? More-so than any adult or do the adults think the same thing and just have a filter?
>>28415302
once we have to worry about wiping our own assholes, it's over. every day is just worrying about wiping, then wiping, then worrying about whether we wiped well enough. there's no time to give a shit about what others are up to, unless it's starting to seem like they might bust into the bathroom and pull us off the toilet before we're done wiping. which of course is another wiping topic to worry about. kids get dey ass wiped fo dem so they can think about how other people are feeling. past that it's just wiping concerns.
>>28415302
She's not aware, you just see every interaction with a child through pedophile eyes.
Tell me. What do you think of this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO97dhII
>>28414268
that is actually how I would respond.
Stop asking questions you little shit, and keep watching your Dora, or "uncle" anon is gonna have to throw you into the incinerator....
>>28414217
I'll tell you but we have to take care of something first....
Don't worry, we're doing God's work.
what are you asking? auntie michael? why don't you have an auntie michael? because that's a boy's name, you fucking retard. what, i'm not good enough for you? (start punching child around this point, maybe more yelling)
>>28415594
edgy, but funny
>>28415489
I've seen that before. Some girls I see with pedophile eyes but most I don't. Little girls are pretty gross too. You can't deny some girls just start sexual development really early. I don't think all little girls are ready but as has been proven by cultures that are not paranoid about pedophiles some girls start young.
>>28415302
You're fucked up. Evry parent in this world is an extremely paranoid being that constantly worries about their child. And at some point she will tell her parents about cuddling with you. And after that you will be labeled as sexual assaulter until the day you die.
>>28415489
she is doing gods work
>>28414385
kek
would you say something like that?
>>28414217
All I want in life is to find a cool GF/wife and be the cool uncle and aunt who never had kids but constantly have fun adventures around the world and shit, and who my cousins' kids love hanging out with.
Am I the only one?
>special
Everyone's a special snowflake!
>>28415684
>Evry parent in this world is an extremely paranoid
Probably the parents who have fucked up sex lives. They suspect everyone has repressed sexual urges because they were perverts their whole lives. An ex-chad father suspects every man wants to do to his daughter whatever fucked up shit that he did to the daughters of others. In a way, children are a punishment to "reformed" degenerates.
>>28415761
Nope. It's on an instinct level.
>>28415761
Nope. All parents are this way. The media thrives on panic and fear mongering, and uses pedophile scares as a great way to sow hatred of robots like us into normie parents heads.
>>28415684
This is why I try to avoid kids as much as possible. I keep being forced into it. The thing I hate the most is:
>You're great with kids anon.
>>28414217
>Uncle anon, why isn't there an auntie anon?
Too bad you can't perceive my tulpa.
>>28415809
>You're great with kids anon.
Don't trust their lies. Those normies are trying to make you drop your guard so they can accuse you of pedophilia and sue you for everything you own.
>>28415828
>sue
What?
>>28415859
>anon doesn't know what a lawsuit is
>>28415877
>anon thinks someone will sue you over an accusation/assunption
kys you retard
>>28415809
Yeah, I hate children and I'm gay and all I get from my father is 'when are you gonna find yourself a bird'
>M8 U raised a faggot
>>28415897
FYI it happens all the time.
>>28415897
>implying they can't and won't
The court's not going to give a fuck what an alleged pedophile has to say. All they need is a woman to say "he's guilty", and your life is over.
>>28414217
Because those special girls keep saying no to me ;-;
>>28414385
>neelix.jpg
that's not neelix that's doctor phlox
>>28415446
It's like you want to be put on display on /r/4chan
>>28415489
Absolutely bonerific!
>>28414217
Im an only child. I will never be anything to anyone. Once my parents die I will be truly alone in this world.
Auntie anon died before you were born and uncle anon still misses her too much to start dating again.
>>28415719
Nope I am the same desu. I have a few younger siblings who are normies, so it is likely to happen.
FUCK YOU ROASTIE SCUM IMPLYING I NEED A WOMAN IN ORDER TO BE HAPPY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *flips a table and thrashes on the floor*
>>28414217
Because I don't like people. Now shoo you little curtain climbing turd I have drinking to do.
Also. Santa was shot down by the Iranians.
>>28415719
>>28417077
>tfw younger brother had kids right out of high school so I'm off the hook
I'd still like to have a family someday but the pressure's gone now, so I can just be the hermit uncle who likes old video games and smells like whiskey.
>>28414217
There are many Auntie anons dear but they exist on lower and higher planes kf existence. Something Mommy's degree in kinesiology would not teach her
>>28414217
>why isn't there an auntie anon?
because your uncle prefers the company of men, dearie
>>28417153
>being this nice to some cuntlet roastie
Just kick her in the head and tell her to die in a fire, yeeesh, its not like its real anyway
>>28414217
Because life isn't fair nor is it a fairytale were everybody ends up happy you little shit
>>28414492
>Implying Clinton won't win
>>28414217
I'm not Chad or tyrone
>>28414217
We can't all br Chad McThundercock like your father. Women are disgusting and evil whores
Luckily this will never happen because my older sister is a single 40 y/o Tumblr meme and my older brother is in prison. This leaves my younger brother and I. He's 17 and a turboautist MRA and spends all his time watching Sargon and people like that
>>28414217
You're my special girl, you delicious little Loli
>>28414217
>implying I won't kill my muslim nephews and nieces if they even dare set foot on aryan territority
>Implying I don't have a waifu
>>28414676
same desu anon who might actually be a part of my senpai
"You're my special girl. Now grab your d20, the pink dragon isn't going to slay himself."
>>28414217
Don't ever fucking talk to me or my waifu again
She left uncle anon cause his dick didn't work, sweetie.
>>28420149
>this shit taste
Lmao end your life
>>28414268
this is the sad truth
fuckthebotnigga
>>28420149
Patrician taste, anon. She's as pure as it gets.
