Jesus was the first robot.
Prove me wrong.
Ugh. I guess. He had 12 apostles. All of them close friends. And he wasn't depressed.
>>28413594
He let that whore anoint his feet with oil.
Not a robot
>>28413594
4chan wasn't a thing back than, little known /r9k/
>>28414338
Nah dude they used to shitpost by incribing tablets. The pioneers used to inscribe those babies for miles.
Robots are incels, Jesus was voluntarily celibate.
>>28414368
>Top kek on Spongebob ref
But /r9k/ has only been stably around (in it's current form) since 2012.
>>28413594
>tfw the whole new testament was just one massive shitpost designed to bait the normies out of heaven
>>28414374
this is wrong