>Mother finds the hentai stash
>mother finds the hentai stash
>it is composed entirely of pics of me drawing pics of her finding my hentai stash while naked and with bigger boobs
How is that even possible though?
>>28413090
This happened when I was 14. It was mainly loli. That she found. Didn't go over too well. In fact I was too embarrassed to even leave my room at home (unless I wanted to eat something or to empty out my piss/shit jugs) until I moved away for uni. I don't even think I can bring myself to call for Mother's day.
My mom saw my hentai and she said "I'm glad you're not gay."
>>28413090
>>28413266
>>28413297
Shit, do you guys not know what password-protecting your Windows user account means?
>>28413147
I had them in my own personal safe and I always have the keys with me. However that didn't stop my mother from prying it open.
She's found all of my hentai manga, with Henshin Emergence volume 4 being the first one she looked at.
>>28413311
>However that didn't stop my mother from prying it open.
Isn't that a crime though?
>>28413309
mommy knows the windows 7 exploit to bypass the password protection
>>28413090
>your mom sees your hentai drawings
>says it looks like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc5zxI-NUdM
>>28413090
My super conservative mum found the bikini pics that I had cut out of JC penny catalogs. I locked them in a briefcase with my rock collection, they pried it open with a crowbar. My parents were not happy.
>>28413309
I crack very easily under pressure. They would always ask what was doing on the internet up until that point. They were practically the NSA.
In retrospect it was for the greater good. They just stopped caring and assumed this could be my one flaw. I was doing what I was supposed to in every other regard, and they knew I had enough common sense to not go after 3D lolis.
>>28413334
Probably? I'm not worried about the crime she possibly committed, I'm worried however about how she's going to deal with it, she's the type to overreact about everything.
If things are hopefully overlooked and she doesn't care about it, I won't care about her prying my safe open.
If she does overreact like usual, then she could possibly evict me from the house, or get me fired from my job.
Just got to wait and see what she says when she gets home.
>>28413297
That's not what my mom would say about my stash.
>>28413334
Are you fucking stupid? Its his mother.
>>28413608
So what, nigger? She can't open his mail either.
>>28413641
What's he gonna do, call the cops on his mom?
I can see it now.
>be op
>high security safe for my hentai
>left the house for the first time in a few months to get some 7/11 tendies since i ran out of gbp for the day
>get back home after a grueling quarter mile walk
>mummy looks angry
>ohno.fgt
>make a mad 0.3 mile an hour jog to my room
>trip down stairs into basement for speed
>i knew it, my safe is open, and my hentai is all over the floor
>mummy comes down after me
>says she taking away a week of gbp for having child porn
>fucking normie doesn't get that masturbating to small children is okay if they're made in japan
>i grab my phone out of her pocket
>call 911
>police arrive
>mfw i have to tell them that my mummy stole my loli hentai from me
>mfw the charges go through on technicality
>>28413641
Maybe he's a minor. If he's a minor it's legal.
>>28413090
>see mom eyeing the USB stick I keep on my necklace
post any hentai your mom saw on your computer, i'll start
>Have futa fetish since I was in early teens
>printed out pics and kept them in a pokemon card binder under my dresser
>brother found them
>shows them to his friends
>they laugh at me
>one of the girls saw it and teases me saying the cat girl was cute
im kinda surprised i didnt get more shit from that
>>28413807
>keeping a usb on a necklace
>a usb full of hentai
wew
Well luckily for me my dad can only manage netflix and my mom is a legitimate luddite who hates computers. They've never bothered me with what I'm doing online because they think its something important or they just don't care.
>>28413311
Should have bought a better safe.
>>28413958
My computer is on its last legs and if I lose these pictures I will actually kill myself. I value them more than any amount of money because a good portion of them are archived from deleted artists and sites from the last 12 years.
She probably thinks there's child porn on it but only like .05% of the pictures are porn, and it's all 2D.
>>28414028
post some favourites man, let's see how good (shit) your taste is.
>>28414028
Sheeeeit. Well obviously your collection is much bigger and more extensive than mine but iktf. How big is that flash drive anyway?
Here's the safe she broke into. I was pretty sure she wouldn't be able to break into this.
https://www.safe.co.uk/products/master-lock-lfhw40102-jumbo-fire-chest.html
>>28414028
???dropbox??? that sounds pretty interesting
>>28414114
Was it pried or picked? There's no way she could have picked that, but it looks like the latch would break or slip pretty easily.
>>28414144
It was pried open as stated from above.
>>28414048
I only save pictures I find some value in so it's hard for me to choose any favorites, even for a specific character. Pic related is a nice one I think.
>>28414082
It's 64gb. I have a nice amount of space left, like about 20gb. I think that numbers to about ~115,000 pictures. I'm not sure because ever since I hit about 40,000 it takes too long to total.
>>28414122
I don't think my internet could handle uploading this many pictures.
>>28414202
In that case pretty much anyone could get in there, it's more a content-safety box than anything else. that latch looks to be like a quarter centimeter thick at best.
>>28414114
Did she start getting suspicious when you bought a safe?
>>28414213
>>28414122
That's a serious shame. I'm a sucker for rare stuff.
>>28414412
I post frequently and attach images to pretty much every one, if that's any consolation. Sometimes upload folders to /cm/.
>>28414404
Yes, she doesn't like it when I keep secrets from her and she always goes through my room. So I thought if I got myself a key safe, she won't be able to get in and find the things I don't want her to ever find.
>>28414495
That's fucked up, is she super religious or something?
>>28414690
Nope. She's just extremely nosey.
Sorry for the hiatus, as I now bring you guys an update.
Short version: My mother laughed and she didn't even care.
Long version: So when my mum got back home, she decided to confront me about what she did, but was surprised that I already found out because the closed my safe and she left one of the hentai mangas on my desk.
She wasn't worried about it at all, and completely shrugged it off. She thought the entire situation was funny because she wanted to know why I decided to buy a safe in the first place, she said she'd pay to get it repaired, if I get all my hentai manga out of there beforehand.
Day ended well, but I'm just embarrassed about it now.
>>28413090
>uncle found the little Chinese girl cartoons
>>28414936
That's so weird.
>Super fucking nosey.
>Literally enough to pry open a safe.
>Finds Japanese cartoon porn.
>Is chill.
>?????????????????????????????
>>28415189
she probably genuinely doesn't care about her son keeping porn, just didn't want anything to be kept from her.
>>28413090
>If you're a adult how gives a shit? She should be respecting your privacy anyway.
>>28414936
did you tell her she has no right to do what she did?
>>28413297
Same with realizing all my perversions over the years. :|
My mom always sees my wallpapers, figurines and stuff and just laughs about it.
>>28416110
lol hello self. actually pretty cool
>best friend finds the futa stash
>>28416711
>best friend finds the best friend stash
>>28416711
>futa finds the best friend stash
>Mother finds my ghetto sex doll composed of a large teddy bear, plastic bags filled with water, 2 of her bras and tight clothing to keep it all together.
>Never confronts me about it
>mom finds the collection of Taylor Swift songs
I'm more embarrassed by that than by any of the porn.
>>28413090
Mom found the beer pillow
>>28416110
she's laughing at you
>>28417154
>tfw mom comes to visit and finds you passed out at the computer next to the whiskey jug
>tfw she keeps telling you to go to AA
well at keast she knows i ain't gay lol
My mom legitimately found some doujins and shit I forgot about when I moved out of their house, or at least I assume she did because she cleared out my old room and turned it into an office.
Fortunately it was all pretty vanilla.
>>28417111
JACK STOP POSTING
>>28417476
so wait, did you not get them back? did she just throw them out?
My crush found my stash when we worked on a group project at my house. I don't like going to school anymore
>live with parents
>used to buy artbooks and scan some of them
>accidentally left one for a hentai game in the scanner before I went to work
I don't think they noticed before I took it out but I was pretty embarrassed when I realized what happened.
>>28417508
I have no idea. I moved out, and when I came back to visit like 6 months later the room had been transformed and most of my remaining shit was boxed up in the garage, but I never saw those doujins again.
Kind of a shame, I had a bunch from that one really good ENF artist whose name I can't remember, and an TTGL Yoko compilation that's worth a shitload of money on ebay nowadays.
>>28413090
>gf asks to use my computer while I'm at work
>say yes without thinking
>she sees my loli wallpaper
>>28417622
wew lad
orginal commento
>>28417618
shame they just threw it out
that's kinda uncool
>>28417622
WEW LAD
this happened to me with my mother
thank god I'm against nude wallpapers and they were at least clothed
>>28413090
At least it hopefully wasn'tgay shota
She hasn't found out, but it's still kinda scary to think about...
>cashier found the poop receipts
>>28417622
>mom sees anime girl wallpaper
>o-oh that's a cute girl on your computer anon..
>it's actually a trap
>>28417622
Once had 3D qts in the rotation and my sister saw it. She frowned, looked away, and never spoke about it. I don't think I'll be asked to babysit though.
>>28417772
For all I know it could be in some box or bag in their garage actually. That place is an absolute clusterfuck, I've spent several whole days trying to help them clean it and it still looks like an episode of Hoarders.
>>28417839
well good luck in finding those artpieces senpai
>>28417795
Yes I was lucky, it was a very tasteful picture imo. But my gf reacted in a very odd way. The other day she asked me "am I loli enough?" unironically
>>28417871
oh no
oh NO
>>28417837
3D? Oh god , anon. No one can save you now.
>>28416110
>tfw mommy mentions figures as "most beautiful figurines" and I cut her the fuck off during therapy
>she thinks pic related is qt and keeps touching it when shes around
>if only she knew what lurked in the cupboards
>>28417945
What lurks in the cupboards, anon?
>>28417885
I-it wasn't like that! It was cute and innocent. It wouldn't have seemed out of the ordinary if I weren't already considered a gross weirdo.
>>28417945
That _IS_ qt though.
is that the same one that also came with the winter coat? I have that one right next to me. Nagato isn't mai waifu, but she'll always be high on my list of runners up.
>>28417984
What other shit are you doing to gain the label of gross weirdo? Aside from having totally innocent pictures of preteen girls as your desktop background?
>>28418002
she comes with a chair and a book, the haruhi nedos and figma were very early in those figure lines, they have done at least 5 versions of nagato I know of for nendos.
>>28417982
couple lewdish figures(no nudity), massive super lewd oppai mousepad(pic related shits expensive), I do have semi lewd ones on full display along with everything else which is fine since she is too pure to even consider stuff like that being lewd at all. She is great though, makes me food and gets me shit since I'm full on crippled neet, even helped me get the overlord blu rays which is over 300 at the time, they would cost around 400-500 today.
>hentai finds the mother stash
>mother finds the mom porn stash
>>28418118
I don't know. I seem to make people uncomfortable and I have never figured out why. Even if I don't talk to them, I can tell they think I am awkward.
>>28417871
There is no way to answer that question and win. It's like any question about a grill's weight.
Also, this is why I use pretty landscape wallpapers like a sane man.
Plus my computer is a mac so nobody in my family knows how to so much as open a damn folder to find my porn. I keep it in one of the system directories, you can do that on Winderps too just stick it in system32. Also make sure to exclude the folder from indexing and from the dumb feature that shows frequently used folders and files in your taskbar and file explorer.
>brother found Nekopara desktop shortcut
>>28413090
>Stash finds the hentai mother
happy mothers day
happy mothers day
>mom found my trap collection
>about to question why she's going through my stuff but she questions me about it first
>"anon is there something you're not telling me?"
>tell her i'm not gay and ask how she figured out my password with no response to the latter question
>"you have a bunch of penises saved..."
>know i'm not going to come out of this safe so just say I am gay to avoid her finding anything else or digging into me further
>"i'm glad you came out and told me, this explains a lot but i'll still support your choices"
>tell her to at least not tell people and to respect my privacy because i'm "not ready to admit it" when in reality I just dont want people knowing about this
>she blabbed and now people think i'm gay
>>28419472
could've just said you're bi, idiot baka
>>28419472
>he still thinks he isn't gay
kek
>mother finds the mama-tama printouts
>>28419594
How can you expect anyone to take you seriously when you pick the teenage sexuality option?
>>28417622
>having risky wallpapers like that
wew, never really understood having people in a wallpaper either, especially as the main focus
>>28414936
She probably thought you had drugs or worse. Hiding porn in a safe would be a suprise for anyone, unless it's cp
>mum finds the clop stash
>>28419978
It was just a really comfy picture. Not lewd, relaxing to do that. And I'd had it set for many many months, well before the prospect that I'd have someone else using my laptop occurred to me
>>28420069
Post image mayt
>>28420095
Here you go. See very tasteful.
>>28420069
Still better safe than sorry my man, always have scenery so if someone does see the main paper, they wont think much of it. Last one I posted got commented on how "pretty" it was.
>Post your desktop thread
>Post mine
>friend recognises it as mine despite never having seen it before
>it was really messy so they all just laugh it off and tell me to clean it
>sadpanda files all over the place
>That one guy sees and decides to google it
>Creates a collage of my desktop and the google results of the files on it
>sends it to friends
>>28419472
>when he told his mom he was gay a massive weight was removed from his shoulders
>he still thinks futa isnt gay
>>28420432
Futa is extremely gay because you're emphasizing on a huge dick, traps are focusing on femininity.
>>28413090
I never get these threads
Mom would find my porn then just leave it there all like "boyz will be boyz"
>Got me drunk on purpose at 11 to teach me my limit
>I didn't care to drink anyway
>Would regularly offer to buy me pot cause she didn't want me trying on my own and getting busted
>Didn't care for pot
>Would regularly encourage me to cheat on women I was with and date as many girls as possible
>I didn't want to
Man
My mom was stacey ultimate
She was a decent mom though somehow
>>28420385
not bad, seems like a pretty comfy wallpaper
have one of mine
>>28420479
excellent based madoka
>>28420472
Love that Scoobydoo movie.
>my mom found my hentai stash when I was 15
>sent me to counseling
>counselor thinks I have a learning disability for some reason and tells my mom that.
>ten years later and my mom thinks I still am borederline retarded and a slow person but does not give a single fuck about anime or hentai anymore.
>>28420472
>raised a son who posts in r9k while being a normie and flaunts his normie status
>"decent" mom
>big brother use my pc while i'm at school
>he wants to watch some anime so he open almost every folder on my anime folder
>he kept digging on my computer and found my ecchi folder
>he saw mayo chiki, KissxSis, Kanokon, Asobi ni iku yo and Kodomo no jikan
>he kept digging
>found my hentai folder, mostly vanilla
>he didn't stop there
>found my loli folder
>first thing you saw on that folder was "Geiger counter" from quizilax
>he stopped there
He always knew that i liked weird shit, but since that day i'm pretty sure that he thinks that i'm a pedo (but he doesn't give a fuck).
Anyway, i'm glad that he stopped there, because i have a /d/ folder.
>>28417871
That's kinda cute, anon. Hopefully things work out.
>>28420726
>implying anything /d/ could be worse than geiger counter
>>28420773
Welp, at least on geiger counter they are both humans, plus, i think that my bro liked what he saw, because some time ago i was using his computer and found a folder full of inuboshi and ootsuka reika on his desktop.
>>28413957
Show me the cat girl
>>28420773
>Geiger counter
I just read the first 12 pages or so
I'm probably on a list now
>onii-chan sees my exhentai search history
>>28420606
What did I flaunt? I don't drink or party or anything.
I'll admit I'm a dirty wageslave
>>28414213
>I don't think my internet could handle uploading this many pictures.
Are you retarded? Just upload them into a cloud storage of your liking in chunks.
>>28419710
well now everyone takes you as a gay
>>28413807
>>28413090
Save all your treasures including web browser install onto a removable microSD card, then put it inside one of these.
>>28413807
>nosy roommate looks around my room and finds one of the USB drives I keep in there
>it's just the one with backups of my music
The best part of having a lot of siblings growing up is I got very good at hiding things.
>>28413090
That actually happened to me I foolishly took it to the bathroom to masturbate with and somehow forgot it and my mum fucking found it and freaked out and threw it away
It was one I fucking brought back from Japan too I was so mad
>>28421161
this reminds me how I accidentally gave my roommate my entire hentai back up. when I got a new computer I used an external hard drive to back up all the shit I wanted to transfer. So afterward kinda forgot I had countless doujinshi and h-anime on it when I lent it to him.
>>28413806
If he's a minor he shouldn't be here.
>>28421278
I hope he thanked you after.I keep my h-manga backed up on a USB drive hidden in a sandwich baggie inside an old fast food cup strategically placed to look like I just never got around to throwing it out.
>>28418666
Even satan celebrates
>>28420773
At least it wasn't Uziga Waita.
>tfw mom finds my rare hentai and 3dpd porn folder
>deletes along with all my non hentai art folder
>all those year of hand picked material gone
>like tears in the rain
Thanks for the image saving complex mom. Now I save at least two images just to make sure. Will be buying an nice external drive next, keeping the images for easy acces plus an rar archive for the next generations on at least two machines. Also a faraday cage for prevention againt emp.
>tfw mom sees my desktop
>She finds your Unteralterbach shortcut
ITT: single mother households
>>28413297
When my mom found my hentai stash, she asked my brother what she should do, he then told to talk to dad, and they all sat together with me to talk about it out of the blue.
My family is fucking worthless trash.
>>28413090
That's what you get for being a degenerate weeb faggot, now repent and save your soul from eternal damnation while there is still time.
>>28414082
6 gigs!?
Nigger I have a library of pirated textbooks and classic novels in my drop box that isn't even a third that size.
You need help man.
>2k16
>Still hiding hentai stuff from parents
Come on people
The one and only time my mother caught me fapping it was to Taimanin Asagi. Thankfully she couldn't really see anything thanks to all the blur and shit but I'm sure she figured it was 2d
If your stash gb size isn't at least double digits you're a fucking NORMAL
>futa mom finds the vanilla handholding stash
>>28413266
Fuck this reminds me I need to empty a piss jug I have. FUCK
>>28420479
Thank you based madoka.
>>28422622
I would an hero to be honest
