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Enjoying the weekend wagecuck?
2016-05-08 06:27:28 Post No. 28412982
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Enjoying the weekend wagecuck?
Anonymous
2016-05-08 06:27:28
Post No. 28412982
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*yaaaaaawn*
Oh Hello there wagecucks. Whether or not it's Saturday or Sunday for you wageslave out there I really hope your enjoying your few days of freedom.
For me everyday is a weekend I spend it enjoying the happiness of not being committed to a measley 2 month long job. I could easily spend it working on novels, paintings, or helping the less fortunate at soup kitchens. Or not. I could just as easily have the day enjoying video games, watching movies, or hanging out with friends. All at the expense of your tax dollars.
But hey I shouldn't be so taunting to a Wagecuck as yourself. We have something very uncommon. We lust for the days of staying at home, relaxing and enjoying the luxury of no labour. In your case this is called retirement. Though now that I think of it retirement is a rather humiliating concept in my opinion. Let me explain through a rather well thought joke
*A-hem*
Wagecuck: oh hello there NEET you seem to be enjoying those hobbies you're interested in
NEET: well of course. I can do this all I wish with no hardship required
Wagecuck: hmm you ever thought of going into a job with those hobbies
NEET: why would I do that?
Wagecuck: so you can apply for a course into a business related to them
NEET: Why would I do that?
Wagecuck: So you could get a job doing what you love
NEET: Why would I do that?
Wagecuck: so you could get paid doing what you love and eventually get paid more moving into higher positions for the business you work in
NEET: Why would I do that?
Wagecuck: so you can enough money to be able to retire
NEET: Why would I do that?
Wagecuck: so you can spend the rest of your days relaxing and enjoying your hobbies
NEET: But, I'm already relaxing and enjoying my hobbies for the rest of my days now...
Hope that opened a few eyes for you wagies out there. Anyways I got to go back and get more sleep all this free time gives me a busy week which I can adjust however I want myself
Oh and wagie.
Another day another dollar.