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How do I not look like a faggy twelve year old?
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Thinking about killing myself. I'm so baby faced and I'm about five six... There's no place for ugly people Likr me in this world.
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Lift, get contacts, shorter haircut
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>How do I not look like a faggy twelve year old?
You can start by learning how to fucking rotate a picture.
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lose the glasses, find a way to grow facial hair, shave your head.

also, your face is too bright and rosy. develop insomnia and get dark bags under your eyes, and perhaps fuck your face up a little bit.
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Rotated image, sorry, iPhone cameras are retarded when it comes to 4chan.
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>>28412790
these
if you lose that babyfat on your face and take off the cuck glasses i could see you being quite attractive, manletism aside
also grow facial hair, if you can. even if you can't get a full beard, grow a goatee.
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>>28412821
OH
also in addition to that take tren. you got some chub in your face and tren will cut it up
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Grow some scruff
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>>28412827
I'm seriously wondering how I can lose this fucking fat under my chin that makes me look like I dont have a jawline. I am getting a haircut tomorrow and going to schedule an eye doctor appointment as soon as I can. Are there jaw line workouts or some shit I can do?
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>>28412862
take
FUCKING
tren
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>>28412823
get new glasses

really thin-rimmed glasses are creepy

wear something besides plain white t-shirts. they arent terrible, but a lot of the times they signify autism/insecurity/virginity to girls. people who arent sure what to wear and who dont trust their fashion sense fall back on plain white t-shirts

have shorter hair. otherwise, i like what youre doing with it

honestly you arent even badlooking. you have good skin. and when you get older and your face gets less soft (this will happen eventually, believe it or not), you're gonna have great cheekbones. you already have a great jawline. you clearly practice good hygiene

you're gonna make it
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>>28412873
What the fuck is tren
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shave your head
get contacts
starve yourself
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>>28412862
Jawline is an indicator of general fitness
lower bodyfat + more muscle mass = more defined jaw
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>>28412893
his jawline doesnt look that bad?

am i missing something?
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>>28412880

>wear something besides plain white t-shirts. they arent terrible, but a lot of the times they signify autism/insecurity/virginity to girls. people who arent sure what to wear and who dont trust their fashion sense fall back on plain white t-shirts


I usually wear pretty nice clothes. I'm on /r/streetwear a lot and put a lot of thought into my clothes. I'm just wearing a white t shirt in this pic because It's 11 at night and I'm at home.
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>>28412883
google is your friend

also google tren jaw to see its effects...
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>>28412862
don't try to spot reduce fat, lifting will make your entire body leaner and it will make your face look more angular/masculine both due to body fat reduction and an increase in testosterone, you see it all the time with fatties who get fit

you look like you have a pretty decent jawline and cheekbones underneath that babyfat, just get rid of it and you'll look several years older
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>>28412910
>/r/streetwear
think I found your problem OP
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>>28412880
My jawline is shit from the front, It looks very chubby even though I'm really skinny. This is just a lucky photo.
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>>28412883
dont do tren

dont fuck your health up with steroids in the hopes of looking better

you might get breasts and then have a heart attack
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>>28412906
It's round and soft
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>>28412940
>tren
>giving you gyno

LOL

glad to know you don't know jack shit about what you're talkin about, bud.
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>>28412939
oh

are you actually skinny or are you skinny-fat? if you're skinny-fat, working out will help. if you're just regular skinny, your baby fat will go away on its own

also, you might get taller. you dont look like you've quite finished puberty yet, so it's a possibility

i honestly believe that within 2 years you will look 100% better just because of natural aging
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Better picture without my dirty lie of a jawline. I have been lifting for about two weeks every night. My arms got a little bit bigger but now it just seems like I'm just getting skinnier.
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>>28412974
you're so fucking reddit it hurts

just fuck off, you dumb piece of garbage
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>>28412961
Oh yeah you're right, all tren does is make you wet yourself

Have fun pissing the bed
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>>28412974
>>28412965

And no, I'm not skinny-fat. I have some muscle tone on my stomach.

Fucking iPhones...
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>>28412992
ty natty t. nogains. I'll have fun getting massive facial and body aesthetic gains while you stay a buck fifty with a noticeable gut :^)
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>>28412772
timestamp w/boipussy or bullshit
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>>28412999
How old are you though, because I almost don't believe you.
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>>28412999
then congrats, you will get better on your own

like everyone is saying, shorter hair and less thin-rimmed glasses

goodluck
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>>28412974
>two weeks
it's going to take a lot longer than that faggot

fix your diet, eat more, learn to count calories, and get fit

and for the love of god at least sport that perma 5 o clock shadow look that's popular now, your face looks smoother than a baby's ass. can you even grow hair on your cheeks yet?
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>>28413036
No. The most I can grow is gross looking darkish hair on my upper lip, I dont like keeping it around because it looks gross.
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>>28412974
>two weeks
try three months if you want to even start seeing some bulking
>getting skinnier
if you're really serious about bulking, start eating an extra half-portion or so of what you normally eat, otherwise you'll just trim down
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>>28413051
well then your main problem is that you literally aren't even done developing yet. if you're under 20 i wouldn't worry about it, you're just a late bloomer. if you're too much over 20 consider seeing an endocrinologist.
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Haven't shaved in two weeks. Not very noticeable in person.
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How old are you?
This has been an original message
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>>28413016
im not fat, im a deathly thin skeleton

and i have constant horrific stomach problems, so even if i didnt mind wetting the bed, steroids still wouldnt be a valid option. i almost never am able to eat enough, i doubt id gain a lot of muscle mass

youre fucking with your health so you can look really good for a few years. and i believe you that you look good, and for you it might be worth it, but for most people it probably isnt.

this kid isnt even done with puberty, and your reaction is to tell him to take steroids, which is fucking retarded
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>>28412999
>>28413103
Would fuck your mouth and ass desu famlam
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>>28413109

190 - 173
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>>28413019
rolling for that shit
>>28413120
this
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>>28413103
I'm assuming you're dodging the age question because you're underageb&, because that looks like the facial hair growth of a recently pubescent 12-13 year old so I'm guessing you're about 16-17 and just an extremely late bloomer. Stop worrying so much famalam, shit sucks and you won't look "normal" until some time in your early 20s but you look like you'll be a decent looking guy once your features develop more.
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Back in 2008 everyone on r9k was attractive and well-adjusted. Now it's filled with greasy, ugly, teenage losers.

What happened?
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>>28412772
>>28412823
>>28412974
>>28412999
>ywn be a 6'5 250 lb prisoner serving the last six months of your sentence for battery when this boy arrives as you new cellmate after he was convicted for credit card fraud.
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>>28413191
nigga looks like someone who would date rape you...
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>>28412772
start working out and eating right NOW NOW NOW. you may never be chad or even attractive, but a buff nerd is better than a nerd nerd
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>>28413191
>tfw attractive but mentally ill lunatic
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>>28413191
Back in 2008 people couldn't as easily freeload of govt, and gen Y hadn't pushed autism acceptance to its limits and there were a lot less ways for people to work from home.
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>>28412772
You should part your hair with gel like pic related.
Also get some decent glasses that have more style to them (after haircut).
Wear button up shirts and get them tailored.
You are decent looking if you peacock more.
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>>28413322
He should part his cheeks like pic related
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>>28413191
>greasy teenagers

The guy in the picture literally looks like a greaser from the 50's...
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>>28412772
>>28412823
>>28412974
>>28412999
Stop combing your hair like a faggot?
Cut it off. Get a less faggy haircut.
Fuck off with the glasses.
That's like 80% right there, mate.
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>>28413350
Stop combing my hair? I don't even comb my hair...

I'm guessing this is your haircut.
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>>28412772
>>28413322
This. Get some glasses with a thick rim that connect at the top. You're like 15 degrees from going full Harry Potter. I'd also suggest a haircut up front; your bangs don't need to tower like that. Get it so that it only rests about an inch and a quarter to an inch and a half down your forehead and gel back, parting left/right according to your hairline. Assuming it's prescription, look at glasses online after trying one that you think you like in a store. Shit's expensive.
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>>28412823
Get a big scar on your face like pic related. Practice your 100 yard stare
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>>28413473
Getting contacts as soon as I can, and getting a haircut tomorrow.
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>>28413519
I actually do have a pretty cool scar on my top lip. It's a lot more noticeable in person
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>>28413520
Awesome, that'll take you miles, assuming you dress well like you said earlier. If you ever decide to ditch contacts, I think some glasses like triangle in pic related would fit you well.
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>>28413621
iphone cameras are retarded... idk why its upside down.
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>>28413332
My god those feet are fucking revolting
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>>28413621
If you want bigger scars you can do it with salt and ice cubes.

http://youtu.be/T1WPI-LCXEM
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>>28413667
gaybo detected
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>>28412772
Stop wearing tshirts, they are for nerds and kids. Wear different glasses or contacts. Grow facial hair? Dye hair black. Get buff.
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>>28412772
Yeah dude same I'm like 20 and I'm babby-faced and 5'6". See, the trick is to start dressing up like a girl and kissing boys. They'll think you're gay, but it works.

but i seriously want to end my life. i'm going to a university next semester where the average age is 25 and i'm gonna stick out like a sore thumb
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>why do i look young when i'm 18/19 why dont i look like a bear yet

its because you're young. you'll be glad at 25 when you still look young and everyone else looks like shit. stop being concerned with how you look; thats what every 18/19 year old looks like.
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>>28414325
It can be hard when everyone around you is taller and looks significantly older, senpai.
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>>28412772
post boipussy pl0x op
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>>28412772
Stop caring
It's unbecoming
OWN IT!
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Look alot better than me. I got that resting dead inside face and baggy eyes from lack of sleep
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>>28413825
What do you wear in the summer then? It's fucking hot here (not op)
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>>28414603
gr8 b8 8/8 i r8 and m8 and h8 and etc
you're hot you silly goose
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>>28413103
>>28413643
>shaved
Girls have that too anon, there is even a depilation site for "side of the face", and this "moustache" is a pretty much a fluff.

I have seen girls with more fur there than what you have desu, but that's not negative. Girls actually like cute guys, plus guys might treat you better depending the way you act, without even mentioning being the "go for" for homos and trap fags.

The only problem here is that you are trying to look manly instead of cute, so you just look a little weird. Embrace the cute, and when the time is over, since unfortunally people get older, THEN you embrace the manliness.
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>>28412823
ugh you kind of remind me of a younger version of me when I shave.

My condolences.

Hopefully you're young and will be able to grow a beard in a few more years, it's my only saving grace.
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>>28412823
that hair cut screams i love being rammed in the ass by my sugar daddy
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What a horrendous thread
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>>28414937
Y-you're horrendous, senpai.
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>tfw kv
>never had or expect to have a gf
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>>28413340
greasers are cool
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>>28415345
Emire si to ti?
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You don't even look bad Nigger. Quit being a bitch and stop worrying about what other people think of your looks. If it really bothers you so much, take some testosterone supplements (don't go overboard) and work out. That's about all you can do to remedy baby face. Also lose glasses, get timeless/not faggoty haircut, and dress simply
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>>28414603

Hahaha this is what a PC elitist looks like what a fucking faggot
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>>28413103
I'm just like that. I'm almost 21.
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