http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/07/alberta-wildfire-oil-fort-mcmurray-evacuations
Our own resident Canadafag Vyro has fallen victim to the forest fires.
ITT we hope he get's well soon. Apparently, he's not in too rough of shape but will have lifefong scars.
Burn well pupper
>>28412369
>tfw kingblackchad was killed in a driveby
>tfw hack got arrested by the fbi
>tfw pizza killed himself
we've lost so many recently
>>28412415
>hack got arrested by fbi
Wat
>>28412369
How the fuck can anyone burn in a wildfire? Nigga just walk away to the opposite direction of the fire.
>>28412446
it turns out when hack started his crusade on kingblackchad he forgot to wipe his drive. there was cp on it. he played himself
Normalchads btfo
>>28412415
pizza did WHAT?
>living in ft.mac
>>28412415
UNFORTUNATELY, FISH IS STILL AROUND
post geckos
>>28412618
That's a nice lizard
>>28412415
I literally do not know who these people are/were.
>>28412681
Now attempt to catch her
>>28412369
so did the fire turn him into a trap?
>>28412369
Except I live in the exact opposite end of the province you dumb fuck
Good shop tho
Wait there was a fire in Canada?
But I live in Canada. :S
Oh, Alberta. Nothing of value was lost, then.
>>28412415
Yes, it's confirmed.
hack_blastard was arrested like 12 hours ago.
>>28412724
nice old pic nigger
>>28412724
He may have left us, but his fiery spirit lives on.
>>28412749
what
do you have a link to anything? what happened?
>>28412797
An anon in a different thread says he was in a skype call with him when his shit got fucked. Either he actually did something or someone swatted hack for fun.
Rip hack blastard, you will be missed
>>28412369
God I wish vyro would burn alive
Fuck that guy
Anyone else here /hatevyro/?
>>28412968
I started the fire to kill him
Didnt work
Vyro's mother is the real victim here.
>>28412724
Oh wow how convenient. You're definitely not the Op spending an hour to Photoshop burn marks on himself just to make a thread about you. Good lord is this pathetic.
>>28412415
>pizza did an hero
Music for this feel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js
>>28412876
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>>28412415
>hack_blastard, pizza, and King black chad are gone
How do I feel about this?
>>28412369
I feel sorry for Vyro but good riddance he was annoying
>>28413143
Feel pathetic for caring. Why are these people held as celebrities in the first place?
>>28412618
That's a gay lizard
>>28412415
Blackchad was killed in a driveby?
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>>28413393
>kingblackchad ever EVER being relevant
>hack getting "arrested"
100% He'll post here within a week
>pizza dying
when
I'm still here though anons just incase
>>28412415
who the fuck are these people
I am on this board 10 hours every single and I have never heard of any of them
>>28413077
She was the victim the day Vyro came out of her
>>28413451
King black Chad is a confirmed pedo that stays on r9k omegle.
Pizza is a trap that samefags viciously and has like one orbiter.
hack_blastard organizes people and makes the report other tripfags to the FBI.
>>28412724
Vyro you are cute and you live near me. Wanna netflix and chill?
>>28413488
>implying hack blastard actually can do that
so basically a lesser version of yourbiggestfan
BOTH of which don't have anything on me, and even nothing on eggman who has posted plenty of information about himself
I thought Chad got v& because he was a fucking kiddydiddler. Still tho, all these other trips getting fucked is pretty cawrazy.
>>28412618
Lizard, that's a nice.
>>28413423
You come off as being desperate for attention in linking every post in the thread and then saying "I'm here".
>>28413534
why would you get reported?
ive reported people with him and gathered info before, we have only ever gone after eliza and king black chad. youre alright, why would you suspect us if that my dude
ISIS has cornered dynastic Jewish heir, 54m50n
Mystery's grease regimen had given her fatal popcorn lung
Ginger's HIV has progressed into full blown AIDs, also she's still fat even though it's a wasting disease
Tripfags BTFO
Pic related, rip Fish
>>28413423
who the fuck are you lol? nobody cares fag
>>28413631
I'm not saying I would, the only thing I don't like is newtrips forcing themselves to be relevant
see this >>28413644
They all are extremely aggresive at the vain hope of getting anything to happen
>>28413614
I always link every post though
>>28413668
wtf have you done to make this place fun eh? fucking newfag
>>28413668
>I always link every post though
For exactly the reason I described.
>>28413526
I will netflix.
I will not have casual sex though senpai I don't like it. Netflix is good though.
>>28413642
>nobody else agrees that this guy looks like dear old Fish
I think so.
The clothes are right, too.
>>28413752
>I don't like it
CONFIRMED FOR NONVIRGEN SCUM
GTFO
>>28412415
>caring about tripfags
Get the fuck out stupid normie
>>28413752
>I don't like it.
>implying you had it
Reee, Chad!
REEEE!
You are terrible at maintaining a beta facade!
>>28413534
who are you friend? i've never really seen you as much as I've seen kbc, pizza, or hack.
>>28413766
What the fuck?
I think it's degenerate shit I haven't done it. I don't like being murdered or black lives matter either it doesn't mean I have been murdered or are part of the group.
>>28413781
Only posts in Trip pissing contests and doesn't have a gimmick.
None of these newfags have gimmicks, and I loved gimmicks.
>>28412369
looks like an anime character tbqh
>>28413752
Posting in a thread you made about yourself, responding to your own post you made on your phone so it wouldn't be too obvious of a samefag, answering your own question you asked yourself to show people that you're pure. But you're not.
Like being famous you tumblr fuck? You're not.
>>28413808
>I don't like being murdered
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
>>28413808
You just implied you've had it, Chad.
>>28413835
>>28413808
He has.
He's admitted it to me before.
Shame I'm treacherous and easily bored huh
>>28413752
We don't have to have sex, but would you be down for cuddling?
>>28413781
I've been posting here for quite a long time. Posted without a trip for even longer
I dont ever make thread about myself though, so that might be a contributing factor
>>28413812
these threads are fun though
>>28413827
story behind pic? 1101
>>28413814
Look, I am not him. Heres the proof. A real life actual person! Propositioning him! Wow! Right before your very eyes. Can you believe it?
>>28413896
Depends.
Not promising SHIT.
>>28413912
I know the bits of face and scalp were excised from the murderer's stomach but that's all I can recall.
>>28413761
I agree.
The face isn't clocklike enough, though.
>>28413865
>Shame I'm treacherous and easily bored huh
>talking like an anime
psh
Nothing personnel kid.
>>28413953
Depending on what? We can take it slow, work up to it. You'll find I am very respectful of boundaries.
>>28413924
Knew you'd have an iPhone you normie, vyro. You're replying to your own posts on your phone. Your data is on so it's different IPs. It's seamless samefagging, but most importantly, untraceable.
You're good at being an attentionwhore but I see through it all. You should also try typing in different styles when you switch characters. You type just like Vyro in this post.
Do better.
t. tripfag who does all of this and more ;^}
>>28413994
I am on a Galaxy Note you idiot.
>>28413992
Look bro you're trolling me. If you weren't you would have just emailed me already at [email protected] like I post all the time.
>>28413994
Shoo shoo troll
Go be a cockblock somewhere else
>>28414029
Charge your phone, Chad
>>28413761
I hate camo, and hate cargo pants
>>28414029
I am on a galaxy s4 <3 it was meant to be! I will probably email you sometime right away, although I am very shy so I will have to build myself up to it.
>>28414053
>hate cargo pants
But there's so much storage capability, and they feel so good.
>>28413994
>t.im a literal who, thats pretending to be smart
Nobody puts that much effort into doing anything related to this site
If you seriously do that you should consider ending it
>wanting to samefag
What even is the fucking point
>>28414029
>vyro btfoing literal who
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>>28414076
I prefer to travel light
I carry my wallet, a comb, a pen, a lighter and a knife if it's appropriate
>>28414097
Why is my post question marked? I'm >>28414056
>>28414116
That looks like a decent knife, is the pommel cast with the blade?
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>>28414124
please stop posting
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>>28414146
Feels like a solid extended tang.
Got it off a dude for a good price.
>>28412724
please become my katawa gf
>>28414180
Sounds like the knife is as good as it looks.
>>28414244
Shame it's illegal as fuck to carry in maryland
>>28414116
>that green pissjug
Draw smiley face on, then post
>>28412415
>tfw pizza killed himself
wat
>the fire didn't kill that faggot Vyro
That's too bad. He had it coming for being such a narcissistic attention whore.
Him being disfigured for life is still pretty sweet though, so I can't complain too much.
>>28414308
Thats my work hat you moran
>>28414357
Omg I emailed him! >.< I hope he likes me d-desu
>>28414365
Post it anyway, with smiley
MORE VYRO LOGS
[3:26:25 AM] FrogFish: Nobody takes me seriously
[3:26:32 AM] Vyro: except they all do
[3:26:39 AM] Vyro: they all think I'm chad already
[3:26:42 AM] Vyro: I don't need more fuel
[3:26:45 AM] Vyro: to that fire
[3:27:27 AM] FrogFish: Yes, the fire rises
[3:28:11 AM] Vyro: I'm so desperate for ANY female contact
[3:28:19 AM] Vyro: I really don't want to have to go to soc
[3:28:21 AM] Vyro: like
[3:28:28 AM] Vyro: fuck
[3:29:16 AM] FrogFish: (^:
[3:29:49 AM] FrogFish: Calm down doctor, now is not the time for fear
[3:33:33 AM] FrogFish: You think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark
[3:33:39 AM] FrogFish: I was born in it
[3:33:42 AM] FrogFish: Molded by it
[3:34:08 AM] FrogFish: I didn't see the light until I was already a man, but by then it was already blinding
[3:37:24 AM] FrogFish: If I took those bandages off would you die?
[3:46:29 AM] FrogFish: It doesnt matter who I am, what matters is our plan
[3:50:40 AM] FrogFish: Why didnt you catch onto my Bane quotes faggot
[3:51:11 AM] Vyro: I mean I did I've just seen so much baneposting it's getting old
[3:51:27 AM] FrogFish: For you
>>28414433
>that stale-ass baneposting
Why must you do this?
>>28414433
I jokingly called him a chad in my introductory email. Do you think that was too much for us not knowing each other? Do you think his chadness is a sore spot for him? I was just trying to be funny
>>28414433
This is corny
>>28414473
He might cry
>>28414467
Getting caught is part of my plan
>>28414473
Vyro's a paradoxical mixture of a total pussy and a Chad, most of his problems sprout from his desire for problems.
So when you insult him, it really hits deep.
Fag.
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>>28414482
>guys on r9k get insulted when called chad
How many of you fucks are real robots stuck unwillingly in your condition, and how many of you milk it for sympathy? Being a robot isn't a copout for lack of a personality -.- you lot are pathetic
>Canadian bacon
>>28414517
He didn't respond to me email. He must be too busy with fucking Stacy's on tinder and going to the bar with his bros.
>>28415332
>He didn't respond to me email
Maybe he knew you were a weathered old sea dog.
>>28415332
He never responds to email. Or anything else. Vyro's a jerk.
>>28416154
Lol what a little shit. Why the fuck would he give an email? Just to trololololol me? Congrats, you faggot, Vyro. You sick sadistic psychopath fuck.
>>28416202
Well to be fair he's probably (hopefully) asleep, you might be one of the rare ones he responds to.
But if he doesn't it's because he's simultaneously super picky but also desperate for attention and has a girl obsession, which translate into him begging for girls to interact with him and send him things but him never giving anything back. Honestly I wouldn't call him sadistic or even psychopathic, he's pretty benign if you don't get emotionally involved or expect anything, he's just wayward and kinda jerkish.
>>28412467
this is well memed
>>28416318
Well, fuck. Never mind then. I don't care either way, I don't need friends that bad. I took a leap of faith and all I managed to do was learn never to take any more chances again. ;_; Jk, but I think I will live (maybe). I already sent him a second email anyway, this time saying "fuck you too then normie" to get back at him for being a dick like you said. I just assumed that was why he didn't respond lol
>>28416362
Kek, are you mentally unstable? He'll probably like you actually.
>>28416404 #
I thought, "this guy is not responding, either he is sleeping or he was just fucking with you. Oh well." Then i saw your comment and thought "AW HELL NAW" and took matters into my own hands. Only a chad takes that long to respond anyway, when he's too busy with his female orbiters. Thats what someone told me last time I tried to pick up Vyro, anyway. And I just thought, "he cucked me for stacy, typical male >tfw no bf" he can have his stacies if he wants. But yeah that is just what happens to people like me, when we try to meet persons of the opposite sex. We get cucked
>>28416569
He legit probably is asleep, jsut wait till morning and see what happens.
>>28416637
How dare he fall asleep on me! He's probably cucking me in his dreams with imaginary stacies. ._. I just want to feel love
>>28412724
How did I miss this thread :| Vyro are you part asian
>>28416569
He is Chad.
He's well known for having a harem of femanons and being a general manslut
He cheated on his exgf Jody on this board with like dozens of other femanons
He's not lonely, he just constantly cries because he's chasing after the most unattainable Staceys
>kingblackchad is dead by drive by
Nice b8. Chad is whiter than me
>hack got arrested
Good
>pizza killed itself
Good
Sadly none of these are true
>>28416706
That's what I thought too! Guys as cute as him always have a harem of beta females trying to get "nerdpoints" who still won't settle for low tier nerds, but still want that nerd experience. Cucked again for stacy
>>28416318
hi vyro, you forgot your trip dessu
>>28416706
lel he's not chad he has a babby dikc
>>28416202
He's not a psychopath he's narcissistic which is on the machiavellian scale but low down.
>>28416892
So I was right to write him off as chad and insult him for not responding to me? Because I can't be wasting my time with popular guys who have harems of female orbiters
>>28416930
Yes, you were, he's a huge normie with no real problems beyond his vanity. He is popular with girls and boys and a huge attention whore.
>>28416990
See, then I would be perfect for him, only now I don't want to relinquish that power to a possible chad. I will just always feel like I am being cucked by every other girl he has ever had any attraction to. Hes not suffering, he will have his stacy orbiter's shoulders to cry on.
>>28417026
Awww whyd you delete your comment anon? Now I just look like a crazy person
>>28412415
>kingblackchad was killed in a driveby
What? Source?
>>28412692
Same here bruh. /r9k/ have strange friends.
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>>28413077
these are TOO fucking good
>>28413954
>chewing on hairy scalp flesh
ugh..
Does anyone have video of hack_blastard being swatted?
*puts popcorn in microwave*
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>>28418521
holy shit this threads awful
You guys do realise that nothing in the OP actually happened?
He even put in half an hour to make pretend burn marks on vyro just to start this thread
>people posting in this thread unironically
>they think stuff actually happened to any of these trips
>>28418817
Have a heart for your fellow tripfag, Bandage
>>28412415
This is great news. I hope the trend continues. Vyro is probably just attentionwhoring like usual though, no way he actually got burned.
>>28414291
That's not illegal in Maryland dude.
C-can I into relevant?
Who the fuck are these people you're talking about?
>>28412415
Why are people saying I killed myself?
>>28419166
Illegal to carry
It's a bowie knife.
>>28412369
>tfw 5'1 femlet security guard is still posting
>>28412415
hopefully we lose the rest
not that anyone would care or notice, i shitpost here 24/7 and have never heard of these faggots
>>28420853
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
Originalo
>>28412415
Me and KBC were fucking a Roastie last night. He can't be dead
>>28420853
>control f
>femlet
Wew just in time
It's not going to surprise me if I get killed at work tbqh, someone took a screenshot of my progress pic post on /fit/ so my face is somewhere out there
>>28421052
Just post them you roastie
>>28412369
>that shitty photoshop job
>>28412415
Good tripfags need to die
>>28419839
I miss you so much, pizza. Why did you do it?
>>28423256
I didn't :3
>>28413812
GINGY, PLAY SOMETHING ON THE ACCORDION FOR ME
Fort Mac is in the far north of Alberta and Vyro is between Calgary and Edmonton.
>>28423307
I'll never forget you pizza.
>>28412415
>Kingblackchad dead
RIP the eternal virgin. He was too autistic for this world.
>>28423312
she's so qt!!! Who is she?
>>28423393
>found pics of your hairy legs yesterday
feelsgoodman
>>28412415
Good. I hope every single cancerous tripfag that shits up this board dies painfully
>>28423393
He was your true love and husbando. Don't bully him
>>28423308
I haven't been practicing because I don't want my neighbors to call the cops or poison my dog, he howls when I play.
I was able to play amazing grace though.
>>28423521
Shit the archives were a mistake
>>28423795
It is a fun place. Remember this thread?
>>28412415
>caring this much about namecucks and tripcucks
/r9k/ should be nuked at this stage, and the houses of several namecucks and tripcucks too
Remember me guys? Vyro saw my email, didn't appreciate me acting like am insane bitch and calling him a normie and conspiring with you guys while he was aslep (he really was sleeping i guess) and he got mad at me lol. He thinks I am a bipolar degenerate. I pissed off a tripfag, what have you guys done with yourselves?
>>28424821
Post email :3
>>28425910
Why? You post yours and I will add you
>>28425977
No, I'm saying post the email he sent you, so we can read and dissect his anger.
>>28412369
looks like someone was feelin the burn
Hey guys, its me, that person who emailed Vyro and went bipolar and acted like a shit. Im just gonna say, hes actually an alright dude, and everything I said was not said seriously and it was very dumb of me. I said some false shit, I exaggerated and just acted all around very fuckish and it wasnt nice of me, feelings got hurt, now I feel like an ass. Please guys, just dont hate on Vyro and dont pick on him. Hes 100% boss
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>>28424821
he literally cheated on his gf
and keeps a harem
kys or get yourself some self esteem and quit grovelling like a little bitch
>>28427383
Dude, fuck you. You guys are all a bunch of jerks and should shut up sometimes.
The more I save of Vyro, the more disgusted I am about his face. What kind of evil magic is this? It must be his dumb facial expressions.
>tfw Vyro was the first person I thought of when I saw that Alberta was burning the other day
What's happened to me?
>>28427519
Hes a beautiful specimen, he is. Bask in the glory of his visage. Have you ever seen anything more perfect?
>>28427429
you're gonna be a part of his harem then? cool beans senpai
>>28427626
He doesnt have a god damn harem. Hes sad and lonely and brooding and he needs a friend! You guys are really dedicated to hating him, for a bunch of people who are supposed to be sympathetic to people that are bullied? Tsk tsk
>>28427673
He has friends and doesn't want more.
>>28427951
Where are these friends? Where is this harem? You guys are all shit, stop picking on the poor tripfag, he is troubled
>>28428085
Katherine, Jody, he doesn't talk much but still sometimes talks to Lorenzo, some other mysterious anon he confessed to but who friendzoned him, he talks to Fish but I can't remember if he actually likes Fish or not, I think he talks to yourbiggestfan, in his own words "some others, but all online".
>>28428282 again, I should add if you want to continue to talk to him, by all means go ahead, just a friendly warning he'll probably get bored with you and drop you like a stone. Like I said, he's super picky. Don't get hurt yourself.
>>28428325
>>28428282
Hes sexy though
Original comment
>>28429606
He really is though, isn't he?
He does have is good points, just don't get too attached or think he cares about you.
>>28430079
Nah, his face is way too French looking.
Look at it. Look at it
>>28430079
Hes a major cutie. I dont believe rumours though, id have to see it to believe it, and even then, i dont care. Its none of my business. Stop being so cruel. I dont get why you all hate him
I got /rare/ Vyro nudes and I'll sell em to the highest bidder! Auction starts in 25 minutes.
>>28430588
"Too french" what does that even mean? Lol as if thats a bad thing. He looks really adorable there
>tfw no vyro to cuddle and kiss his burn scars
>>28430588
Believe me, I look at it more than is healthy, and I find him extremely hot. I don't get how people could not find him handsome, like even if you don't like his personality he is a psychically attractive guy.
>>28430619
I don't hate Vyro, I'm just telling you what has happened in the past and what to expect.
>>28430665
GIVE ME THE VYRO NUDES I WANT THEM I'VE BEEN SEARCH FOR THEM FOREVER GIVE. ME. THE NUUUDDDDEEEESSSS
>>28430588
>>28430079
The more I look, the more I am disgusted. Is his personality like this too? Is that why he can't keep people around?
>>28423988
Don't know if you're still here, but how in the fuck did you know I was posting those?
Should I be concerned?
>>28430791
What are you talking about he's so qt
>>28430791
>>28430741
Hes so adorable awwww. I would cuddle the everloving fuck out of that dude
>>28430838
I'myourbiggestfan. That habbo hotel thing you did was fun to read
Whos the cutest r9k tripfag? My vote goes to vyro, hes so studly and beautiful
>>28412369
I wish Vyro got horribly burned. Then he would settle for a ugly fat 4 out of ten girl like me.
>>28414433
>I'm so desperate for ANY female contact
Literally everything Vyro says makes me want him to die. Also Frogfish sounds like a huge faggot too.
>>28431011
You need to fuck off. Hes mine, i already called dibs on him. Nice dubs though
>>28431011
No he wouldn't because I would kill you and use you stem cells to create a cream that would cure him and I'd rub it tenderly on his burns and he'd fall in love with the ugly fat 4 out of ten girl who is me
VYRO I HATE YOU! GET OUT NORMIE! GET OUT CHAD~! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
YOU LITERALLY ONLY COME HERE TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU! DIE! YOU FUCIING HORRIBLE SOCIOPATH, YOU LITERALLY HAVE HURT 10 GIRLS AND BROKE THEIR HEART BEFORE! GET OUT GET OUT GETOUT
>>28430920
haha i remember that.
i couldn't pick up any girls at the club. being a guy is hard senpai.
how often do you recognize my posts anyway?
Ghoul
YOU LITERALLY HAVE HURT 10 GIRLS AND BROKE THEIR HEART BEFORE! NORMIE WHY ARE YOU HERE?????????????????
>>28430759
The bidding starts at$30!
>>28431285
That is a horrible shop.
>>28431305
You're a horrible shop, this is candid art
>>28431305
Lmao i couldnt even tell it was shopped at first. I will bid 1000 dollars
>>28431417
Considering in this very thread he proved he didn't even have an iPhone, this is laughable
>>28431417
Done! Lemme set up a paypal.
Our next piece will start at $50
>>28431471
It's obviously an old picture.
>>28430889
>>28430878
When are you guys making your Vyro shrines?
LANCED JACK WAS ARRESTED
KRONIE ADMITED TO FAPPING TO COWTITS
THE TOURIST HATES RADIOHEAD
INVISIBLE SKY MAGICIAN IS MAKING NON-PRETENTIOUS POSTS, ALSO HAS MOVED TO CHINA
BENDIK OLSEN COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF A GIRL
Am I doing it right?
>>28431595
>INVISIBLE SKY MAGICIAN
Haven't seen that name in a while. 4pluschan was not the same
>>28412415
dont get my hopes up like that you cunt
Gimme some more vyro n00ds. Thats that shit i like
the only tripfag i know is samson, he seems okay. How's he doing?
VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYRO VYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOPPFKFIDKMWL
Hes even sexy when hes all burned and crispy, looking like bacon mmmmmmmmmm Vyro marry me
>>28431561
I am working on it this very moment. You guys are posting some very sexy pics of him, keep it up. I'm touching myself
That picture makes it look more like he is covered in hickies rather than burned. Vyro confirmed for normie, he gets hickies from his normie gf
>>28433138
Here's a fullbody. You can imagine yourself hugging him.
>>28433179
He obviously has both.
>Vyro
More like pyro, amirite?
>>28419839
RIP pizza. I loved you even though you attention whored too much.
I will never forget you before you anhero'ed.
>>28434055
Do you know how tall he is, YBF?
>>28434055
I need to get this printed on a body pillow or something. Vyro is a 10/10
>>28434267
>>28434294
He's actually 28
>>28434394
>over 6 foot
>with that face
Did anyone actually believe he was a robot?
>>28434394
>tfw i would have been perfect for hjm but I fucked it up for myself by sending that autistic email and writing those autistic shit posts about him
What are these feels
>>28434531
The email couldn't have been that autistic. Post it here.
>>28434570
I said "fuck you you normie shit" and then added to the normie conspiracy around him and all the rumours, without giving him a chance, even if I was jk it still wasn't funny and now I feel really bad t b h
>>28434605
Have you considered samson for your new buddy?
>>28434677
;_; I will take whatever I can get at this point
>>28434677
Cebruz is C L A I M E D
My new kohai
>leave for 6 months
>/r9k/ has e-celebrities now and fawns over them
Damn this place is going to shit really fast.
>>28434875
GET YOUR R9K TRIPFAG TRADING CARDS, TSHIRTS, BACKPACKS, CONDOMS, BOBBLEHEADS AND CAPS YOU DON'T WANNA MISS EM LIMITED TIME ONLY BUY YOUR FAVORITE TRIPFAG'S LIKENESS
I HOPE VYRO MARRIES ME
did hack actually get arrested
VYRO I KNOW THAT YOU ARE READING THIS PLEASE MARRY ME PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3
I don't know any of these people.
I just wanted to stick my head in the tripfag romance/harem thread here, how does this work? you just post with a trip and offer your opinion on all threads while simultaneously samefagging yourself as anonymous, and "leaking" skype chatlogs with your other account along with pictures of yourself?
Then, eventually, you start to get mentally broken female orbiters? I think I have the program down here but I might need a refresher.
>>28437043
I really really want to fuck vyro
>>28437442
What is stopping you? Go get him.
I really really want a cactus drawing from vyro
>>28437645
He hates me now :(
