>hey, anon
>I... I don't know how to say this, but...
>wanna get dinner this evening?
how do you respond?
do you like anime? Cause if you don't that is a deal breaker
"Sure"
That easy
Lmfao
>>28411982
>easy
with women nothing can be easy
>>28411930
>"only if you bring those two dildos with you"
>>28411930
I'd love to!This will never happen though
>>28411930
I would pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming because women don't ask men out on dates.
>basket full of dildos
DROPPED
>>28411930
S-Sure I would mutter as I dropped my #spaghetti #robot #r9k
>>28412012
>being enthusiastic
>not slapping her and telling her to be ready when you decide to go
lmao beta
As long as you're paying.
And for god's sake cover your dicks.
I pull out my 9mm and shoot her
>>28411930
>I grab her by the hair at the back of her head.
>I whip my dick out.
>I stick it into her mouth.
>I fuck her mouth like a prostitute's stinky asshole.
>I ejaculate into her mouth as tears mixed with make up run down her cheeks.
>I put my dick back into my pants.
>I let go of her hair and say, "Thanks. Y-you too."
The cops aren't called and in fact she's even more in love with me than she was before because I dominated her and showed her what she wanted.
Say yes
>awkwardly arrange time and place
>awkwardly meet up
>awkwardly sit quietly and fail to make conversation
>eat
>lose money
>feel extremely uncomfortable if you ever see her again
Find an excuse to say no
>go home alone
>play fun video games
>watch fun anime
>masturbate to great porn
>all for free
>>28411930
I would ask her why she has a bowl full of dildos sitting next to her.
Then I would politely accept her dinner invitation, and ask for her number.
>>28412358
>>28412358
hmmmm I never noticed
>>28411930
What do you mean "i don't know how to say this?" You clearly said it - a complete sentence. You knew exactly what you wanted to say you lying bitch!
>>28412358
>"oh, anon, just by looking at your face I can see your dick can't satisfy me, so I exposed these dildos to show you how I'm not bothered if you want to use them if you want to give me real pleasure"
>>28412371
visual aid for everyone that can't see it
>>28411930
No thanks.
I...gotta go.
>>28411930
Ya okay... *stares directly at tits instead of nametag* Molly.
>Or would you rather we eat here
>>28412636
>I found the anal bananas
>>28412636
I would love to eat you.
>>28411930
"Fuck off cunt, I'm not falling for that one again."
>>28411930
Sorry, already have plans with the gf.
>>28411930
Who's paying? I will pay for my own food if we're going somewhere cheap. If we go somewhere expensive I'm not getting anything. I hope you don't mind if it's awkward that you'll be eating and I won't.
Force a fake laugh since she's probably joking.
>>28412636
psot webm pls
ade ASD
'no'
is how I respond
Holy shit, she's beautifully, but what about those dicks? And those lips on her badge? She's a whore right? Like, she works in a whorehouse, right?
>Tfw no gf who isn't working in whorehouse.
Yes I would love to. You should know I'm a complete loser though, I don't even have a drivers license.
>>28411930
>Yes
>Go to hers and watch Pirates and laugh at Evan Stones brilliant comedy
>sword fight with dildos
React weirdly while I try to figure out if she's joking.
Who else /stillafraidofgirlsmakingfunofyoubypretendingtobeattractedtoyoulikeinhighschool/ here?
>>28411930
Look away, assuming she was tlaking to someone behind me and pretend I didn't hear what she said.
>>28411930
I'd probably assume she's trying to play a trick on me.
>>28414732
This ruined probably 8 years of girls actually being interested in me desu. The worst was when I turned down this 30 year old chick who was super into me who basically harassed me for a week at the very end of the semester over how badly she wanted to fuck me.
