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beta male / cringe thread
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>making fun of some little kid for picking out a good movie
Epic cringe my man.
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>the pussies dry up within a 50 mile radius when this dumbfuck enters
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>>28411804
>little kid with a little kid movie
What a fucking beta male! fucking faggot!
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fuck da robot 0967324
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32tgfwsg
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>>28411804
pic related is absolutely laughable
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dont see the cringe in the little kid tho op
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>>28411804
that's a 11 year old
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>>28411804
He probably not beat and bullied enough
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>>28411804
Cone back when you actually got something that is cringy
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OP thinking this is cringe is cringe in it of itself. Unless it was meant to be ironic.
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https://youtu.be/Qx8krIr1Dhk
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Look how beta this man is
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>>28411851
>>28411862
>>28411880
jajaja upboted
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scarf fags are the new fedoras
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>>28412026
You recognize he's also wearing a fedora right.
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>>28411804
bloxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcxxx
25014
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>>28411987
>assblasted OP detected
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>>28412048
The scarf is somehow even gayer than his straw fedora
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>>28412076
Not really, I'm just sick of DUDE LE META faggots
It got old almost a decade ago
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*wraps scarf*
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>>28411987
Friendly reminder that JOHNNY DEPP is an atheist and literally spends his time watching Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, and Lawrence Krauss videos on YouTube.
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>>28411843
It's funny because this guy is probably a hundred times more enjoyable to be around than most people on this board.
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>>28412026
Scarfs died in 08 tho
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>>28412391
and fedoras died in the 40's. Betas still wear them.
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>>28411887
>never check me or my wife's trips ever again
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>>28411843
This pic always makes me sad af. He looks so content with a junk food feast. Also he's polish so he's prolly got some gf
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>>28411967
jesus christ I wish I were mel
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>inb4 some legit autistic fuccboi doesn't see the problem with this
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>>28412558

if this bothers you then you're a whiteknight faggot numale
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>>28412693
> thinking rape is bad = whiteknight
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>>28412558
>>28412693
This

Although women are going to be VERY butthurt which means whiteknight boners are gonna get super stiff
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>>28412737
My problem is mostly with taking memes too seriously and le revealing your powerlevel.
Normie-tip: women talk about these kind of social retards, even invisible robots have better chances of getting laid than them.
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>>28411843
Fuck you man poop cola man is based as fuck
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>>28412429
One of the funniest posts i have seen here, actually kekked.
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>>28411967
what the fuck is with the girl on the right's torso
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>>28412693
>>28412737

>Hurh whiteknights

I hate women, you're still autistic fucks
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>>28411967
Fuck...Mel Gibson is so fucking cool. Glad the Jews didn't take his spirit down.
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>>28412693
>not supporting rape makes you a white knight
wew lad

And here I even hate women.
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>>28412850
pregnancy destroys women's bodies
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>>28412026
This place looks like Turkey
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>>28411887
Kikestrian cuckservatives make me rage so hard. They are the normiest of normies.
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>>28412814
Who gives a shit what women talk about?
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>>28412153
this hurt me more than I'd like to admit.
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>>28412850
Probably just an unfortunate angle. She's twisting in an awkward way too
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>>28411804
Anime is neutral when it comes to alpha/beta nature.

I've seen weebs who virgins into their 40s, and I've seen them who were slaying pussy left and right. And then there is the entire otaku subculture where a man might be a loser to others looking in, but within his own social circle he's the alpha and he's fucking all the weeb chicks (some of whom can be rather attractive in a cheap way).
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>>28411843
looks like preparations for a good time. maybe going to watch some violent euro sport, or perhaps see Fedor knock some nigga stupid.
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>>28412947
Kek this

No wonder /a/ is both normalfag and robot at the same time
Except they don't hate each other unless they blog about gf etc

Also shiy thread since no one post /r9k/ cringe shit
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>>28412286
Yes, but he's good looking so it isn't cringe when he does it.
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Imagine being so beta you get nervous around 2D cardboard cutouts
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>>28412558
There is absolutely nothing worse than bronies
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>>28412947
>and I've seen them who were slaying pussy left and right.

No you haven't. Watching Japanese cartoons automatically makes one a beta. Tell any woman you watch anime and watch their facial expression.
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>>28412026
that's actually a kuffiyeh
free palestine lads
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>>28413088
Who was katyas beta ugly asian boyfriend. Still get mad whenever i see that picture.
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Kiki's Delivery Service was an awesome, fun cartoon and I love it even now.
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>>28413088
You don't tell a woman you do anything. That's a beta mistake right there. You simply do things and she will learn to like them or leave.

Every guy I've seen who watched anime never introduced himself by saying "I like to watch anime". They knew better than that. You don't say "I play video games" or "I read comic books" either. You stick to the extremely generic "I like to go out and do things. I like to be active".

Then you don't do that shit when she comes over. You sit around and watch fuckin' anime and she sits on the bed and fiddles with her phone or laptop until she gets bored and wants the D.

You have to be good looking or settle for lower numbered women if you want to do any of this.

I've seen all of this many times. Lived with several roommates over the years who watched anime every day and still had multiple girlfriends over the time I knew them.

I don't even watch much anime and I never got laid. /r9k/ has all these stupid rules about what you can and can't do with your hobbies and none of it matters.

Women fuck dudes who look good. He could be a furfag brony trekkie who sleeps with a body pillow. Women would still fuck him if he had good hair, high cheekbones, and a body like an underwear model.
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>>28412693
>>28412737
If you think rape is okay then I hope you'd be perfectly fine with a gay man who is bigger and stronger than you holding you down and tearing your anus and rectum with his cock
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>>28413088

I watch anime with women
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>>28413015
That was precisely my point, dickhead.

Look at him.
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>>28413328

He doesn't look like that anymore fampai.
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>>28413355
He looks fine here:
https://youtu.be/ONIUeSO27F8?t=441
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Double feature post
PS no sound outside of /gif/ has been proven an unnecessary measure, screamers are rare and ineffective as fuck
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>>28413328
im guessing you havent seen pics of him lately?
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>>28411987
He's right though

Thisisanoriginalcomment
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>>28411804
That's a good movie friendo
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>>28413224
>cartoon
rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>28413402
I don't need pics of him lately.
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>>28411804
>robot selfie/candid photo thread
If i wasn't mobilecuck right now I'd post my own.
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>>28411843
Guy looks like he'd be a nice friend

Better than any miserable fuck on here.
Including this post.
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>>28411804
how is he beta?
he has pretty good taste desu
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>>28411987
>mlp profile
>neckbeard
>green arrow meme outside of 4chan
>paris filter
>REALLY wants you to know he's an athiest, and thus better than you

God damn, son. Can't be real. Holy shit.
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bosting classic Beta cringe
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>>28411804
>>28411843

>two young lads who seem to be having a happy time is now "cringe"

The fuck is wrong with you cunts holy shit this is what normies do
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>>28413610
he wrecked that cunt lel
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>>28413660
They remind us of ourselves. We're not cringing at them, we're cringing at the mirror.
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>>28412026

This is the new Chad btw women are insane
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>>28413610
I want to believe this is some kind of satire or tongue in cheek joke because I don't like the alternative of someone out there having that little self awareness
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>>28412286

Yeah well he had to say sorry about sneaking his faggy dogs into my country so he can fuck off
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>>28413687
lol

wut

are you talking about anon
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>>28411843
This looks pretty comfy though.
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>>28413684
this is what real autism looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2P-hLAZZ4
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NITEJET is my hero
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>>28413283
Since I'm a gay-leaning bisexual, I really wouldn't mind that too much.
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>>28413720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

another classic
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>>28413610
that bitch got told
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>>28413236
betas write paragraphs on betas on the internet anonymously
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Spoiler alert: It wasn't even a real girl
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>>28413832
Part deux, that's all I saved
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>>28412356
but this picture describes r9k your R-tard
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>>28413832
Is this why people catfish? I never really believed people would actually fork shit over to a picture of a female. This is actually genius.
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>>28412558
I agree with him, and I'm not a bronie or autistic, but you sure are a beta cuckfag
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>>28413832
>>28413854
man..........

>Fuck you low content eat a fdick
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>>28413399
Those 5 pics of him go perfect with the
>wake me up
>wake me up inside
>cant wake up
>wake me up inside
>SAAAAAAVE MEEEEE

Someone with skills/not on mobile pls make this
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>>28412904
Other women, some of whom I might want to have sex with. Sometimes diplomacy is the best path dude
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>>28413854
How do you know the right thing to say?
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>>28413867
Lonely people will pay money in an attempt to feel love? Gives me an idea as well...
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>>28414092
shit has really gotten out of hand since those caps were taken, I won't even save boobstreamer donation screenshots they depress me
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>>28413399

Why didn't anyone slap him?
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>>28413399
Holy shit that Webm is too real
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>>28414128
>my little resume
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>>28413399
>kid in the front just plugs his ears
my sides
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fuck off kiki's delivery service is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5t-0ARP0g

I watched this the first time in 1991 I think, I was 3.

You probably weren't even born when Spirited Away came out you damned LOSER OMEGA MALE
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>>28414128
This can't be real

Bloxofjfo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_tb9jEgHM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6203oIRC0I
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>>28414128
holy fucking shit I know the guy who made that no joke, fuck me he even told me the reason he made that I just can't remember it damn it.
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>>28414128
Well the point of a resume is to make it stand out to potential employers. I'm sure it did the job.
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>>28414383
was it an ironic thing or is he really an autistic brony
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>>28412163
Still probably gets more pussy than 80% of this board
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>>28411967
>the faggots in the background
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>>28414393
Ultimately you want to be hired though. You don't want your employer thinking you have peter pan syndrome and watch pony cartoons for children.
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>>28414128
>>28414393
On the plus side, if he wants to keep his unemployment benefits, that resume is the absolutely best one possible. It's sad how the system works - some people will purposely give the absolute worst interviews solely because they're required to apply for a certain amount of jobs to continue recieving welfare.
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>>28414400
Highly doubt he's ever gotten pussy
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>>28412558
Is that a fucking tattoo in his profile picture?
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>>28413684
I've met people who are actual white-knights like this. They're real. People are actually this retarded. It's better to accept that people are retarded than to assume they're not.
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>>28413088
I lost my virginity while I was showing some girl Madoka Magica.
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>>28413985
gotcha enjoy oc boys
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>>28411804
>being a tasteless peasant
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is dis a rare?
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>>28414523
>Lying on the internet

Why? You're full of shit
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>>28414523
I believe you, me and my girlfriend lost our virginity to each other watching hellsing ultimate in my room
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>>28414574
original shitbost
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>>28414574
that's a chad making a joke tho
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>>28413355
DUDE PIRATES LMAO
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>>28414670
Was your girlfriend a 1/10 hambeast?
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>>28414724
No she's a high test cutie, we've decided were going to marry. We are deeply in love. She turns me the fuck on and that's what matters, she worships my mediocre body too. I find think 8th was possible to live like this but it is. Just keep trying robot, in any way you can come up with. carve your path
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>>28414714
I don't know m8, he does look like Chad I'll give you that
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>>28411843
he looks sweet, don't take the piss
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>>28414574
>>28414675
This is why God stopped talking to us.
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>>28411804
most effective bait i've seen in a while tbqh
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>>28414773
>high test

that's a nice way of saying fat.

>We are deeply in love. She turns me the fuck on and that's what matters, she worships my mediocre body too

Yep, she's definitely fat and ugly.
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>>28411843
People are so fucked up. This picture only gets saved and shared so we can make fun of him, fuck you assholes. How can you claim to be a robot then go and shit on some guy for his looks? Just despicable
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>>28414950

You're right, this is a normie thread. Robots dont cringe. We are the cringe. REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28415006
it's a slightly different kind of cringe, don't be such a newfag
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I want to disbelieve
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>>28413236
Step one to getting laid is being attractive.

Easiest way is to get fit and have a nice body. Being a butterface might have mixed result, but it'll still work for reeling them in.

You could also opt for filling in niches, like being just cute or something else, but that limits your market.
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why can't this be fake?
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>>28415123
>(lol) (lol) (lol)
That was painful to read
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>>28415106
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
SOLID FUCKING TWENTY CARAT GOLD
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>>28413399
>That Tom & Jerry scream at 0:13
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>>28415106
>This kitty has claws

she's more cringe worthy than he is
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>>28413786
Looks like Jeb! has really gone off the rails
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>>28415373
hahahhahahhahhahahfisdVGOASVDHFPVJD
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>>28415094
>tfw I was there for that thread
It was much worse if it was actually true, OP sounded pretty distressed.

Shame he was still a virgin at the end of the day.
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>>28415123
Wow that, that was... Heavy man.
Wow.
His flirting is the aquivalent of a stranger grabing you in the dead of the night, shaking you and shouting:
>LET ME LOVE YOU!
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>>28412858
They've only made him STRONGER.
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>>28413832
>>28413854
It's no wonder so many men these days want to become women.
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>>28415106
holy shit, he is so retarded, but she, is like she was waiting for this, thats not an improvised text desu
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>>28411804
the fact you target some normal 10 year old to try and make yourself feel better makes you cringiest beta here
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>>28412356
this

so many angry omegas on here
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>>28415873
id like to interject, more men wanting to become a woman is a myth. More men are coming out of the closet, the same number was always in the closet.
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>tfw I was the fat kid through my teenage years
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>>28416327
>tfw I was a chad in highschool but a car accident left me bedridden for half a year so I got fat and never had the motivation to go back to chadom
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>>28413088
You clearly have never been to a aniem con before. Stacys go to anime cons now, so do Chads. It has nothing to do with whether you like anime or not it still comes down to whether or not your a Chad. Chad can like anime all he wants and Stacy still fucks him, a robots even looks in the direction of a stacy cospalyer and hes either laughed at or sue for sexual harassment.
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>>28416230
That's true but if you factor in media propaganda, which is more powerful now than it has ever been, plus the diminishing of male power, then it's possible there could be an increase in the numbers. They've already started pumping such ideas into children's cartoons. You know what they say, get them early and all that.
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>>28416369
You mean attention whores dress provocatively and walk around in their costumes from nerds wet dreams to gain attention and money from beta orbiters. Nobody is getting laid at an anime convention and Chads sure as hell don't go there.
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>>28411804
Guess what board I got this from
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>>28416369
Do you think that completely average woman in your pic is a Stacy? Look at the nerds behind her. Look at her hair dye and that sign beside her (le ebin women can dress how they want, but behave accordingly or else). She's a SJW trying to instigate betas into staring and feeling shitty.
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>>28416402
>Nobody is getting laid at an anime convention and Chads sure as hell don't go there.


You clearly haven't been to one, I see plenty of Chads and Stacys at the con I go to every year. Lurk /cgl/ and you can find out what those people are really like, I remember the thread for my con was on there and people were talking about cospaly orgys and shit making fun of betas who had a problem with it because they weren't invited.

Theres even guides on this shit now for Chads to get laid at cons and even in those guides it still makes fun of the betas that go to cons. I know at my con theres always raves at the end of the night where people are doing drugs and dancing with each other then when its over you see half naked stacys with chads going back to their hotel rooms.

>>28416421
The pic was more of a reference to the sexual harassment thing not saying shes a stacy. Also thats a wig not dyed hair, cosplayers normally wear wigs since its easier.
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>>28414393
>well if i cover my entire resume in shit and send it to the employer, it will stand out so it's good to cover your resume in shit!
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>>28416462
>You clearly haven't been to one, I see plenty of Chads and Stacys at the con I go to every year

No you don't. You think they are Chads and Stacys because you're the type of person who thinks people get laid at anime conventions. Grown men with qualities a woman wants doesn't watch Japanese cartoons and doesn't go to conventions for them.
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>>28416462
>The pic was more of a reference to the sexual harassment thing

Exactly. Those nerds can't contain themselves, you don't see those signs at beaches,clubs or the gym where most Chads and Stacys are.
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The guy in OP's pic is like 19 that's why it's supposed to be cringe
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>>28413399

Both the kid in the picture and the kid in the video should not exist.
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>>28416492
>No you don't

Says who? a person thats never been to one. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Nerd shit is the new fad that stacys and chads have latched on to so naturally they want to go to cons because the stacys think cosplay is cute and the chad thinks he will get laid. You would of been right maybe 10-15 years ago but times have changed.

i'm not even one of the ones that gets laid at these things hince why i'm on this board but I know what I see at cons hot cosplay stacys and a chads flirting with them. And even though I don't browse there just for shits and giggle i'll read the thread on /cgl/ about my con and hear all the stories of cospaly chads getting laid and making fun of the betas who can't.

>inb4 you believe everything thats posted on 4chan.

These stories are common everywhere just google anime con sex stories or how to get laid at an anime con and you will find results out the ass.
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>>28411843
looks comfy af

my birthday was yesterday so i made myself two pizzas and had some ginger beer it was pretty great
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>>28411843
>Hoop Cola
10/10 taste
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>>28416546
>Says who?

Reality. I don't have to go to one to know Anime is for autistic NEETS and people with peter pan syndrome. You think real Chads and Stacys would do anything but ridicule your Japanese cartoon obsession and a convention for it?
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>>28416572
Like I said 10-15 years ago you would of been right. But sad;y these are the type of people who go to cons now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxcdAfVFs4

Also here is chads guide

http://www.returnofkings.com/37273/a-guide-for-getting-laid-at-anime-conventions

Pic related is an anon Chad cosplayers story of sticking his dick in crazy stacy at a con.
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>>28416572

They have a vague idea of what it is, and what's superficially unique about it. They "get" it, like you might "get" the appeal of fencing or "get" why someone might be really into cars.
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>>28412693
anon is using the term "fuccboy". he's a fucking faggot alright
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>>28416596
>these are the type of people who go to cons now

All I see are fat girls and weak and dorky dudes.
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>>28416631
>All I see are fat girls and weak and dorky dudes.

I'll give you some of the weak dudes since its more of a stacy thing to cosplay, but if you seriously think all those girls are fat you're either really stupid or you're just trying too hard when you know you've been proven wrong.


There are dozens of these types of videos for a bunch of cons all them feature stacys cosplaying since no one wants to see the fat chicks or the dorky dudes.
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>>28416596
The first reply wasn't me how ever yeah, Those girls are average or ugly with like one or two stacys. Those guys though are beta as you'd expect.
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>>28416669

Not all of them. But definitely most of them. Even the ones that might appear somewhat skinny are just skinnyfat. Gross.

And yes, you're right... these fat and dorky people are the most attractive people this con had to offer. Think about that for a moment.
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>>28416686
>>28416687
God no wonder you guys are on /r9k/

Most of those girls weren't fat maybe some had a little meat but not more than your average Stacy.

The chads aren't really going to be featured in the videos since they normally don't cosplay that much and only really hang out with the cosplay girls. Most of the time its the beta orbiters who are the male cosplayers. although I have seen some pretty chad looking fucks cosplaying at my con there was a whole group of them at mine cosplaying as starter pokemon but doing it literally half naked so stacys would notice them. And guess what they did, they were all up on them.

Also even if you disagree that they're stacys they're still not the landwhales you would expect and they're still getting laid by chads at cons and participating in a slew of degeneracy.
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>>28415123
She handled that really well.
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>>28416739
>thesis: chads and stacys are the kind of people at cons now!
>evidence: dorky, fat girls and dorky beta dudes
>conclusion: just because my evidence doesn't isn't any evidence that my thesis is correct, doesn't mean my thesis isn't correct!
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>>28416739
Chads and stacys don't go to anime conventions. Time to wake up. Look at this shit you posted.
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>>28416405
I'm pretty sure it's from original /v/
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>>28416755
The argument was more about people getting laid but whatever. The girls aren't fat at all they're borderline stacy to stacy. If anything some just have a tiny bit of thickness and even stacys have that and chads love it ie muh high test meme.

I honestly don't want to be right here, if cons were for beta people they would be a lot better, normalfags and chads and stacys ruined cons and changed from actually caring about what you're there for to just another wat to enact their degeneracy.

Hell theres thousands of these videos online i just picked one at random, where you can see stacys cosplaying at cons. You're literally living 15 years in the past if you think these things are still for betas.

Since you sound like a full blown normalfag you should go to a con you sound like you would have no problem picking up a cosplay stacy.

>>28416769
Yeah i'm looking at it and seeing stacys everywhere.
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>>28416886
>When you're wrong but you change what the argument was about so that you can keep trying to "win" it
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>>28413355
Jesus Christ. He looks like me there. How the fuck did he fall so far? Is his alcoholism that severe?
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>>28411804
>>28411843
I know people like to laugh at these pictures of "beta" males, or "cringe" photos. "Dorky" looking guys just enjoying a simple moment in their lives. But just for a second, forget about women. Take women out of the equation. Pretend women don't exist. Who is left to judge these men? Other men. No one else. Suddenly all these "pathetic" men are no longer so pathetic. They are just human beings enjoying a simple moment in their lives. Enjoying a cheap meal, a day out, a "weird" hobby.

These men are only pathetic in the eyes of women. You, a male, only think they are pathetic because you are believing the standards set by women. You think that doing so will eventually win you favor with women. You tell yourself "I'm not a loser like that guy". But it won't win you favor. At least not for long. That's the lesson you will eventually learn. You can be rich and handsome and still a women can eventually judge and degrade you as "a loser" and then divorce you and take half of everything you own, and move onto her next victim. Women are always looking for more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more. Think of everything men give to women. Cars, roads, electricity, books, food, water, shelter...and what do women give in return? Their vaginas. Or the "you're a fucking creep" look when they see you. That's it.

Don't ever judge other men on the standards of women. To do so is to judge a competition and declare there are "no winners". Because women have impossible standards. They are never happy. They can have a mansion, a Chad husband and the flashest car on the street, and still be thinking "I can do better". Nothing will ever make her happy. Men on the other hand, can go camping with a basic tent and survival equipment, and be perfectly happy and content.

Now I'm not saying you can't judge other men. But next time you do, ask yourself this: am I a woman?
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>>28415985
yeah. Something tells me she screen capped this herself for her /niceguys/ tumblr page. Probably excited to be able to dish out the pain to some dweeb.
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>>28414128
His resume seems impressive, but the brony shit ruins it
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>>28416913
The argument was about both I just focused more on the sex part hell when I linked the video I posted an anons sex story as well as a guide on the internet to how people get laid at cons. I did make the point that chads and stacys go there but it was more about the sex part.

Then when I posted the video anons were just "Maybe if I call them fat by ridiculous high standards it will prove me right xD"
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>>28414353
I don't really see anything wrong with this. I think goths are fags but who cares if they rave under underpasses as long as they don't hurt anyone or break the law
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>>28416327
>Me at 13
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>>28417012
> as long as they don't hurt anyone or break the law
The siren call of the cuck, gentleman.
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Thought I miss-clicked on /b/ for a second.
>>>/b/
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>>28411987
>ignorant goat herders
The Jews were a warring tribe who worshipped a god of war.
>3000 years ago
5000 years ago
>providing us with food
He provided them with victory in battle. The "goat herders" would've defeated this cuck's ass easy.
>nonexistent diety
>implying the "ignorant goat herders" got where they are with their goat herding skills
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>>28411804
>inb4 le go back to
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>>28415106
the cringe part is her reply right? never seen a girl spending so much time rejecting a loser
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>>28414128
You know how I know this is fake? It's thermal neutron spectroscopy not spectrometry. I didn't get a nuke degree for nothing
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>>28416405
>I penetrade your angus
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>>28414574
This is funny
>>28414675
This is cringey
>nectar feminino
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>>28416596
>asked me if i wanted to eat my cum and i said no
>"yea u do"
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Who /Graverobber/ here?
>Want to dig up an old grave
>Interested in all eras
>In my country you won't find many graves older than the 19th century so I guess that's my limit
>Don't mean any disrespect to the inhabitants
>Figure none of their descendants will care about them now
>Might even be able to come across an entirely abandoned cemetery
>just want to touch and feel items from that period eg clothes, jewellery, hair, bones, teeth.
>Think I would feel awe from being in commune with another era
What do you guys think?
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>>28417288
>What do you guys think?

Just go to a genuine antique store m8. Digging up graves isn't cool.
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>>28417320
But it won't be as special because other people will have handled the items. I won't be the first one to unearth, see and touch them for more than a century. That's the closest to time travel I'll ever get.
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>>28416596
wanted to post a screenshot of a cringe reply but then i scrolled down and there are too many ! its like every beta whiteknight googled how to get laid at a con and found that website making fun of them

>>28417288
wrong thread ?
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>>28417350
>wrong thread ?
wrong thread
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>>28411887
>my wife cheated on me and heres why i think its just GREAT
>because im too afraid that she'll divorce me and make me pay for her new house with jamal
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>>28413610
No way that this isn't fake
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My favorite
https://youtu.be/OhJQVVAN2Ho
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>>28413082
>god who does that guy think he is? sitting at his desk with his own stuff? ashaha! stacy and chad will so get a kick out of this picture i took without him noticing, maybe they will accpet me into being popular for making fun of someone seemingly lesser than me, lol ill make an ironic grunt noise caption on my iphone

i can think of one type of person that is worse
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>>28413789
no.
>up down round and round let me post you stupid clown
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>>28417538
I think she had IVF rather than a full taste of the BBC. Still disgusting cuckery, also they adopt non-white kids and only non-white.
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>>28416970
Holy shit this is excellent anon. If I stop caring about women I'm left with some health issues, which I can work on... Good shit I'm already happier.
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>>28417288
fucking lost
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>>28417687
stop using the tern "bbc" ffs you're just promoting cuckoldry when you do
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>>28416596
That last part is really, REALLY fucking hot
holy shit
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>>28416970
this

cheesecake
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>>28417687
thats the story they will tell the priest , they dont want to go to hell for cheating such influential god loving church goers like they are
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>>28414675
Third world leftists are fucked in the head I tell you what.
Some leftist TEACHER took a dump on a picture of a right wing politician recently. Barbaric.
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I'll post some beta shit for you guys
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straight up fucking insane
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>>28411804
I don't get it. Are kids that age already expected to have a more "mature" taste?
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asian masculinity the pic
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the cuckening happened
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sperglady
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>>28413399
I remember reading somewhere this photoset was not for a girl who left him, but his sister that died.
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>>28416492
Yeah dude, unfortunately people get laid at cons. Chads just go there to fuck hot in vute costumes. That's why I fuckin hate cons.
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>>28417890
>boobies
>fat
>beard and glasses and hair like that
Why do I find this adorable?
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>>28417908
these are ezmode
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>>28413854
>gamer_romeo


AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this nerd needs to go kill himself
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>>28411804
>tfw no rubber gf t b h
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>>28417288
Grave desecration is a heavily punished crime and I would beat the shit out of your neckbeard ass if i caught you.
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I'd rather be a normal person
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>>28418049
he looks happy
it's bizarre that most of the people who composite themselves with their waifus actually look like alright fellows with a healthy sense of humor
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>>28418085
furthering evidence
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>>28412391
go out, there is a new wave of it, even my hipster dad wears scarf.
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>>28418049
Pretty sure that's that kid matty b who does awful song covers on youtube.
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>>28411843
>>28411804
These guys don't look beta, just wakward and ugly. Betaness is a weakness of spirit, a negative character trait. Sometimes you can tell that someone is beta by how he dresses (numale plus SJW bullshit), but generally it's expressed through actions. I'm ugly as fuck, but I'm less beta than 90% of men (I'm still unloved, because girls don't care about virtue).
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>>28417942
I know this is ancient, but was there ever any follow up to this?
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>>28418161
Yeah: It was fake.
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>>28413399
L M F A O

M

F

A

O
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>>28413399
Holy shit

Orangeanal
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I suppose /r9k/ is well aware of this phenomenon by now
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>>28414675
>Implying that ritual consumption of the elixir rubea is "beta"
Do you even sex magick, pleb?
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>>28418366
>there are whiteknights who will give women on the internet over 10 grand
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>>28412286
>friendly reminder
>comparing yourself to Johnny depp despite not being a famous, rich, and good looking actor
b8
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>>28413088
I know shit tonnes of girls who watch anime and have become close to them by talking to them about it.
I'm like 80% sure if they were interested in me, the anime thing would still be what made us meet if we were going to do lewd things
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>>28413399
39 likes. fucking hell
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>>28415123
>*Begins the slow process of seduction*

my sides
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>>28415106
This seems like something a Tumblrina shooped this to show everyone how "sassy" she is
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>>28415106
>feminist and fedora doublecringe
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>>28411844
lol
4537453
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>>28413088
my girlfriend is a qt asian, and we watch anime together because i dont look and dress like a fuck. it's really not hard and no this is not bait.
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>tfw I'm from that end of the country
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A made a thread the other day about hanging yourself and someone said it was possible to do it in such a way you become light-headed.

Does anyone know how I would do that?
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>>28418366
Jesus fucking christ why? How lonely can you be to do this
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>>28418608
Sorry, meant to make a thread.
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