>whose bike is this
San Andreas is my shit and yeah the poor bike owner I assume it's not CJ's
>>28410110
Yous a busta
Whose world is this?
Grove Street. Home. Least it was before I fucked everything up
>tfw life got fucked up in five years
This is just a game about BIKES
>even video game characters are starting to say this to me
>ywn pop a pure qt Reese's membrane
Yeah this ones good
OOOOOH YOU ED BOYS
THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
I SHOOT YOU LIKE OLD GOAT
"Here's a tip: get a real job"
PIZZA = DELIVERED
thx for the lp
>>28410955
ALWAYS TAKE HIS SHOTGUN
this thread is the best one i've seen all day
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUTTA THIS HOOD, KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUTTA THIS HOOD
this nigger game was shit when it came out and it's shit now too
>paint any kinda world that I want here. No pain. Nobody's unhappy. No one hurts.
This is gonna be a LONG mission
worth doing all 100 graffitis, 5 star game
Cheat Activated: Orange World
are you playing on a ps2?
who /UNCUT MASTERRACE/ here
ok the next update is gonna take a while, I have to fix this glitch I can't see the characters and there's a big boss battle in this mission
wow... i never noticed how shitty the graphics are in this game
will they ever re-make it?
>>28410999
checked
OP are you high or just retarded
>>28411275
Here mah nigga
>>28410110
I miss this nigger simulator. He was a lazy thug who lived in his mom's house yet made it as a rapper. I wish there were more games about being a freeloading chimp
>>28410999
>>28411445
wait, what?
what can you do with an ip
I fucking LOVED San Andreas when I was younger.
Didn't even give a shit about the GTA parts of the game. Played through the story just so everything was finished and I could do what I wanted. Then I got down to the real fucking goal.
Find Bigfoot. Find aliens. Find Leatherface. CJ's mom's ghost. The girl in the well. Etc. That's all I did in that fucking game. Walk around in the remote parts of the world looking for shit like that. I have never felt more wonder be struck into me by a game than that. It was so goddamn fun. I miss those early youtube videos made in Movie Maker, all the same soundtrack (fucking Dreamscape or Requiem for a Dream).
Good goddamn times, man. You really can't get that in games anymore. I wish we couldn't root games to learn every little thing about them. I loved mysteries like that. Always made the game just a little bit better for me.
Never did find Bigfoot.
>>28411267
Of course, my dude. What else would I even play it on?
>>28410131
it's mine it's mine it's mine
CHIKKIN
"Diet, of course." #HAES #bodyacceptance
Here we see territorial control of the local source of chikkin between warring tribes.
>>28411041
Always
RIP in pizza, Pizza Rolf
>>28411849
He is right here
Time to embark on the grandest quest in the game
>tfw /fa/ggot brother
>>28412531
I am now fully initiated into the tribe. They think I'm their leader. I'm ready to learn more.
And here's the end of Chapter 1(tm), gonna review my character so far
Gear:
>+5 Respect Green Shirt of Leadership
>Tactical Woodlands Camo pants for max sneak
>Sandals n Socks for staying warm in beach combat
>domino mask to conceal my identity and keep my senpaitachi outta trouble also it works as a false flag for the Mexican gang
>Africa chain to always remind myself I was kings
Stats:
>STR: 3
>INT: 1
>DEX: 1
>HP: 10
>Armor class and value: Light, 0
>Rival tribesmen killed: 7
>Games of Pool played: 1
>Games of Pool lost: 1
>Money earned in mini games: -$740
>Pool opponents killed: 1
>Bikes: 2
>Times blinded by the hellish orange sun: 12
>Title: sheeeeeeit
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