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Shit job.

No friends.

Permavirg.

Former WoW addict.

Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
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Haha you are such a loser
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Some day us apprentices will become wizards and then grand mages. We'll lift mountains while pathetic normalshits can only lift their cocks.
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>>28409799
try learning how to invest in stocks. Then we can all get golddiggers.
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26 year old here. What age are you guys going to commit suicide?

If my life doesn't get better by 30, I'm just going to end it.
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>>28409799
>31
>$16/hr job til i die
>no savings
>alcoholic, 2 DUIs
>walk everywhere
>have nothing new to say to parents ever
>"got a gf yet"...... "nope"

Finally I just said I have zero sex drive and the question never came up again.
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Shit job.

No friends.

Permavirg.

Former WoW addict.

Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.


Proudmoore, Represent.

RIP Ruined
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>>28409819
Did the comic sans not make that clear?
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seems like the past few... forever i dont know what the fuck im doing. life was this giant sucking black hole of misery getting bigger the more it consumed and i just sat around watching it eat everything up. it wasn't just material things, it feels like it tore thoughts and feelings out of me.
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>>28409879
I already lost 3 grand to forex in college.
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>>28409880
>30
Same here, famalamlai
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>>28409879
Why would you want a woman who you know is only with you for your money? She's going to bleed you dry then divorce you from half your shit the second you restrict her spending
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Good job

No friends (literally)

No gf

Addicted to caffeine

Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
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Hey guys, I know this is a long shot but, has anyone taken the GRE?
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>Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.

You know, that's the thing that hurts most, to know that my only social contacts, if you can count shitposting on 4chan with as a social contact, are made with literal teenagers.
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>>28409880
I'm 21 and I'm planning for age 25 so I don't end up like you poor fucks
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>>28409897
I got 1 dui and I had to have a breathalyzer in my car for a year. How bad were you fucked?
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>29 years old
>Underemployed
>Work only 12 hours a week
>$9 a hour
>Entry-level retail
>No friends
>Live at home with parents.
>No future or hopes or dreams.
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>>28409897

Same but I'm 29
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>>28409880
I'm 26 and I think my number might be up. I just can't take the despair of knowing I'm old and failed in life, I'd rather go out when I still have a little life in me. Its kind of like flipping the world off.

26 sounds so much younger than 27. When I think of 27 I can only think of impending 30.
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>>28409799
>26
>NEET
>no degree
>havent had a job since i was 18
>no drivers license
>no friends

its over isnt it
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>>28409879
Implying people one NEETbux get enough to invest. Usually you get less than a full time minimum wage worker.
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>can't stop getting addicted to games
>I can only replace the addiction with similar stuff
>made steam profile private because embarrassed of the number of hours played
>got addicted to this new f2p game on steam that's a pvp version of minecraft
>playing with literal 12 year olds on their mic (I'm 28)
>they actually seem to get my poo poo pee pee humour
>they all laugh at my jokes and think I'm hilarious
>tfw most comfortable hanging out with 12 year olds
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daily reminder that if mexican's didn't exist in america you'd be more successful
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>>28410071
Nah. We have no one to blame but ourselves.
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>>28410032
You could always try becoming a worthless lets player.
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>34
>NEET-esque, work 3 days a week
>one finished bachelor's and dropped out of grad school
>few hundred in checking account, no savings
>no friends

why haven't I killed myself yet?
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>>28410121
pretty saturated market. besides, i dont have the skills to do that
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>>28409799
im 27. have a college degree but i cant find any decent work so i live at home with my parents and work a $16/hr wageslave job at a factory doing manual labor. shit ton of mandatory overtime so im on track to make like $45k/yr. kill me now.
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>>28410003
Well I havent drove in like 7 years. I want my license back but I just know ill fuck up again and get another DUI. Then ill get a felony and no jobs hire felons... such the life

Oh if you mean jail time.. none. But that was almost 10 years ago. If you got a 2nd DUI nowadays you probably goto jail for a week unless you have a lawyer.
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>>28410136
Emphasis was on the "try", you're pretty fucked either way so you might as well try to win the lottery.
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>>28410086
I know you're trying to look tough but thats truly false.

1. Your parents were shit, otherwise they would have raised you to be a better man
2. You happened to be born into a shitty era between two great eras
3. Your country failed you
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I have money and I'm pretty much willing to try anything at this point to escape from the hell I'm living in. I've been saving for when I "start my life" for too long.

I don't even know what I want anymore.
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>>28410086
less taxes to mexicans = more money to you

>> yielding more kawaii thai bitches / beta white females to import and fuck
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>>28410192
Just surrender and buy an Oculus and a USB onahole.
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>>28410071
I never consented to this.

Shit job.

No friends.

Permavirg.

Former WoW addict.

Losing my work permit

Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.
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>>28410235
Sounds like a plan. It will probably get old after a month like everything else I've ever tried t bh
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>>28410164

You should try to get your license back. If you really wanted to drink and drive now you would've said "fuck it" and drove without a license anyways.
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>>28410262
nah, this is just the beginning, shit is going to get real in a decade or so.
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>>28409897
>>$16/hr job til i die

Woah awesome. Im 30 and I make $11/hour

Where did you find such a nice gig? What do you do?
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>>28410173
true.

i thought about going back to school but i dont really see the point. i already got 30k debt.
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Great job

No local friends (moved for job)

Got laid a week ago

Former WoW addict

Spending my weekend posting on a forum for 12-year old weeaboos.

Life is hard.
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>>28410285
I total'd my brand new 2008 chevy colorado... I felt like such a pimp in that truck. Havent had a vehicle since.
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>>28410423
You can get laid without having friends? Are you a Chad or did you hire a hooker?
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>>28409879
I make over 100k a year and I can't even get green card needing single moms
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>>28410360
it costs a lot less to get a mic and record yourself talking over video game footage.
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>>28410471
I flew back to my hometown for a friend's wedding and fucked my ex-gf. I'd have a long dry spell if it wasn't for her since I'm too busy with work to date.
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>>28410357
I assemble lots of parts for john deere combines. All of the stuff on the outside is actually done by the company I work for. I mostly do the parts on the bottom right of the pic.

If you suck at finding a job just go through a temp agency and they'll get you a job. You'll know within a week if its worth stickin around.
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>>28409799
NEET drunk ever day but I'm 24, my life is a joke. See you in a year.
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>>28410475
Its not about money for them. If they are fairly attractive/normal they can find a lot of people to get married to. The state and family subsidizing the baby helps too.

The only consistent pair is Trashy white with baby/hispanic male.
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>>28410519
Also, I get to play with a literal flame gun with this job. The reason the parts are so green is because I flame the fuck out of them and they turn from lime green to that john deere green. Job can suck sometimes.. just get buried in parts and supervisors are like wtf
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>>28410475
If you have money to burn, you need material goods and a decent body to attract women. New clothes, new car, a personal trainer, and a strict diet would pay off in months.
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>>28410595
How do you assemble them? Any required experience?
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What the fuck did we do to deserve our life?
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>>28410692
luck of the draw bro.

you got a shit hand, and you can't always turns lemons into lemonade though Americans like to believe otherwise.
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>>28410664
Where do you live? Can maybe help out

Its pretty easy, just assemble some components and tighten them down with tools. Any monkey could do it.
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>>28410766
NC. Sounds comfy.
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>>28410692
Not enough bootstrap pulling early in life
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>>28410766
Oh man.. I dont live in NC but my company is fucking booming there. You will get a job easy if you are in that area or are willing to move.

Try http://www.centroinc.com/Career

there is one NC location.
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>28 this month
>military scrub
>last gf of 3 years didn't work out and 8 months single
>blew out back 7 months ago and fucked it up even worse because of military medical being shit

Guess I'll be a 28 year old freshman. At least I'm disabled now.
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Got a job as a welder the second I graduated high school. My brother in law got me in with the union. Been doing it for 12 years 34$ an hour. Sometimes I want more from life
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>>28410944
at least they let you into the military. Have you ever heard of any exceptions?
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>>28410972
Why? You have a sweet ass job that can't be outsourced and practical tenure
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>>28410972
>makes $34/hour
>still wants more

you spoiled fuck
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>>28410990
It happened while I was in. Slipped a disc. Exceptions to what?
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>>28410130
Because there's still hope for you. You have a job right?
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>>28411015
cant you just put the disk back in? or use mp3
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>>28410130
You finished your degree?
You have a savings account?
You were accepted to grad school?
You're employed for 3 days a week?

I'm impressed tbqh, you're a lucky man
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>>28411004
You dont know anything about welding man. I dont do it but I know from watching the other guys that its HOT as fuck and you get black lung. Fuck welding.
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>>28411091
Once you slip a disc then it gets scratched and ruined. To late to burn it. Can't download my own original fire.
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>>28411024
Yes, just enough to pay my bills though. Trying to save anything is such slow going
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>>28411126
How the fuck do you get black lung from welding?
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>>28411123
Thanks anon, I'm not trying to appear ungrateful I just wish I could have finished grad school and gotten a degree. But if that has happened I would probably be complaining about something else
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>>28409799
> wow addict
Oh poor you, faggot
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>>28411188
Are there a any better prospects in your field? What is your degree in?
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>>28411256
The fuck did you just call me?

atc4vcg gvfvc f vcf cb
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>29
>no job
>no meaningful work history
>no professional skills
>no girl
>spend my life playing videogames with teenagers because I have more in common with them than I do almost anyone my own age.

I'lll probably end up killing myself eventually.
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>>28411376
Wanna make a suicide pact with us?
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>>28411274
It's a stupid meme degree that will get me laughed at for even saying it. There are some prospects opening soon actually, I'm trying to get myself ready to apply for them. I am lucky enough to have free time during the week for improvement. But the idea of going to sleep and never waking up is sure appealing too
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>>28411236
Shit is toxic yo... get some shit job with no ventilation and you need a paycheck. Have fun with that shit.
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>>28411437
I feel the same way... I have a marketable degree but no motivation or drive to pursue something better. Why did you drop out of grad school?
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At least we have meat
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>>28411587
Looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.
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>>28409799
>30
>no job
>lost last job
>schizophrenic
>waiting on social security
>living with parents
>can't drive
>teeth hurt like fuck and get paranoid as hell whenever I leave the house

I never asked for this.
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>>28410071
yep. over 80 billion dollars goes towards illegal immigrants annually. Shit jobs would pay more, however the labor pool now is so diluted they can get away with paying below poverty wages.
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>>28411538
It was more like I was pushed out, to be honest. I had a sizeable scholarship and then the school pulled some shit saying that I never went to a certain class and they kicked me out. I found out later that others with large scholarships had similar treatment. Ahh, the joy of private institutions.
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>former wow addict

were good at it? i was an addict too but i never got into a serious guild because i was too autistic

im 24 btw
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>>28409799

>over 19
>posting on /r9k/
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>unemployed
>no friends (even everyone online hates me)
>no hobbies
>no drive to do anything
At least you have a job OP.
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>no friends
>no job
>no prospects
>don't remember my last conversation with another person that wasn't me buying something
>95% sure I've never talked to a girl
>live alone
>have STEM degree that is useless when you can't face the world

>>28409880
I'm just waiting for my parents to die.
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>>28409799
>27
>tinder date booty call coming over in 30 minutes
>never done anything like this before
>live in the country and shes driving 45 minutes out

wish me luck bros, I took a shot of scotch courage an am nervous af

Only had sex once 2 years ago.
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>>28411954
Oh, also I'm 31
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>>28409799
30, shit job, live with parents, bachelor's degree
I just can't seem to get a decent paying job / gig / income / whatever to pull myself out. It burns me up when I see some lucky fuck in their mid 20s who are affording their own house and everything because they somehow landed a good paying job.
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>>28411954

>just waiting for my parents to die.

Literally this. My dad is 70, my mom is 64. I probably have another 10-20 years to go still :/
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>>28410944
24 almost 25 year old here and thinking about joining the Navy. How is military life for robots?
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>>28412002
Same here, they don't deserve more pain and shame on my behalf.
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>>28412018
Find a decent rate to join in as and you will succeed. Robots do the best in the navy when they don't an hero. You will be forced to interact with people and that is honestly the hardest part. At least for me. If you have an idea what you want to do I can help you choose a rate.
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>>28411835
Thinking back honestly? No. I would have kicked me if I was in charge. I was the "main" offtank. I wiped them several times on the first raid I attended.
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>25
>NEET since 2012
>zero friend IRL
>never had a job
>my dad going to stop working in a month cause too old
>only ever graduated from high school, looking for a way to give uni another shot this year
>tfw will have to study with 17 years old kids

Only good thing Ive done in 2016 so far is losing weight, from 110kg to 85 so far... so at least I'm not obese anymore.....

But I still feel depressed with zero fucking motivation... and I feel as worthless as ever.
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>>28412093
I was thinking about going for IT or nuke but I'm dumb as fuck so I don't think I could get in those rates. Just score high on the asvab right?
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>>28412137
i'm on the exact same path except that i'm still a fat fuck with 95kg
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Anyone feeling nostalgic about the mid and late 2000s? God I miss that period of my life.
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>>28412159
Keep it up brother, at least you can be somewhat proud of the slightest little thing, I guess it helps.
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>im gonna pop some tags only got 20 dollars in my pocket
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>>28409799
>former wow addict

I feel ya anon, at least the game's shit now so even if i resubbed i'd stop playing after a week

thank god they closed nostalrius, i wasted 6 months of my life on that shit.

If blizzard opens legacy servers it'll be the end of me
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>>28410071
How so matey?
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>>28412198
what are you planning to study? i'm assuming you're not american because of the kg meme
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>>28412196
Not really, I didn't have friends back then either but when you're at school you're forced to watch friendships develop.

That sucks, at least I'm free of all that.
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>>28412154
Yeah don't go nuke because they have the highest suicide rate and the toughest school. Their drop out rate is as high as the seal school. Ctn is network defense. Security jobs are really good once you become a civilian again so instead of being IT I would suggest that. If you have a high enough asvab for a job and they don't have it available when you join just refuse to sign and come back a week later. IT is one of the worst jobs if you don't plan to stay in for 20 years. It's moderately easy but you won't learn anything about IT while you are in.
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>>28412232
I'm not even sure. Maybe trying to become a high school teacher or getting in the animation industry, since I'm a weeb I'm pretty interested in that shit but idk, might be a pretty fruitless type of career.
And yeah I'm french.
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>>28412117
what raid did you do? i've always wanted to do one with a guild, i mainly played healer btw, disc priest
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28

recovering alcoholic

went to a good college (duke)

went to a good grad school (columbia)

worked for a couple years

graduating now with a decent job

still FUCKING MISERABLE

the SSRI doesn't work

nothing works

girls hate me
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>>28412288
I raided from Karazhan to the end of Icecrown. Tier 4 with one guild, the rest with another.
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How did you guys became NEETS and what was the initial reaction of your parents? it just never crossed my mind that i'd be a neet one day, it all happened so fast.

>graduate from highschool as normie tier
>drop out of college
>work at a shitty but decent paying call center for 2 years
>get fired out of nowhere
>no willpower to go back to uni after dropping out
>best paying jobs i can get without a degree are 90% call centers
>tfw been a NEET for 9 months now

I lied to my parents, they think i've only been a neet for over 2 months and that i'm looking for a job, so they're not that mad right now, but i know that eventually i'll be forced to either get a job or gtfo.
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>>28412287
damn i'd never have the balls to be a teacher, just imagining myself being in the front of a class makes me shiver
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>>28412368

not the anon you responded to but i taught abroad for 3 years and it was fun but i burned out HARD, it's exhausting spending your workday basically giving a presentation to people who don't want to listen
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>>28412364
well i'm pretty sure my parents take pity on me so they don't really ask questions, they think i'm still trying hard to be less autistic and i'm just too shit to actually change

i dropped out of college because i'm too afraid of people, hardly a solid reason but there you have it
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>>28410062
I added up the hours of all my rpgs ive played and it came up to over eighteen months ive spent staring at a screen over the past decade. All i could do was sigh and then turn on my ps again
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>>28412368
Well neither do I, to be honest, I dislike social interactions, and Im certainly not fond of kids but it's a pretty easy job otherwise, requiring minimum knowledge, lots of free time and holidays...
And it beats doing nothing. I just give my future self the task to deal with my current issues.

Do you have any plans yourself m8?
Any skill you could work on?
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>>28412364
>>28412451
>it's a pretty easy job otherwise, requiring minimum knowledge, lots of free time and holidays...

My nigga. Teaching is such a comfy job if you choose at your preferred level.
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>>28411835
>you will never progress Ice crown citadel with your guildies again
>you will never hear their screams of joy after you finally beat arthas
>you will never talk to them again

just fuck my shit up senpai, the reason why wow went downhill after wotlk is because they killed the community with their stupid cross realm bullshit and LFG. that's it, that's the whole reason people want legacy servers back is because they felt alive, and blizzard will never understand that
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>>28410184
>between two great eras
>implying the future will be "great"
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>>28409934
>forex
Serves you right desu nya~
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>>28412380
>>28412451
well if it's not too demanding and if it gives good money it seems ok, also teaching little kids doesn't sound that bad i think

what subject would you teach? the only thing i'm mildly good at is chemistry btw
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>>28412479
Hopefully it'll work out, it's pretty much my best option at this point.
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>>28409880
>tee about to become 30 on May 15th

>no gf
>no job
>crippling neurological disorder
>failed in every aspect of life

Still I've got hope cause nothing is impossible to God
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>>28410519
>You'll know within a week if its worth stickin around.
>tfw always get kicked out three weeks in b/c not charismatic at all
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>>28412516
Maybe french or something language related, would be the easiest for me I guess... or some PE teacher if I ever get in shape... sounds like the easiest job in the world.

Chemistry sounds like the kind of stuff that would need 8+ years of studying to end up with a lab job.. but if you have an interest in it maybe you should go for it.
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>>28409799
>25yo
>due to health problems and switching courses i'm only doing my bachelors this year when i already should have done masters
>uni work taking 10-15 hours on week days and around 8 on weekends
>literally no time to get a job
>still live with parents and have to ask them for everything
>terrified that after i graduate i won't be good enough to get a job and pay them back for everything
>i love them so much
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>>28412364
I think I just burnt out from the stress of having no friends, no gf, no motivation for what I was studying and just fed up with life, normie girls giggling like whores and feeling so out of this world.

My parents really didn't accept it at first, then forced me to see a therapist which was pretty pointless, then they pretty much gave up on me and are just letting me live under their roof until they can't pay the rent anymore... which will probably be in a few months...

Being fat as fuck my whole life didn't help either, always made me insecure as fuck, growing up in a shitty nigger neighborhood wasn't great too.

I wasted my youth but Tbh it feels like there wasn't any other way...
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>>28411376
Jesus, are you me!

>same age
>same hiring story
>same thing with teens

What's you personality like?
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>>28409799
> 38
> v-card
> need money
> don't care about gf - I probably couldn't handle losing one if I got one
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>>28412364

was neet since dropping out at 16. Going to college in my 30s only temporarily suspended my neet status
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>>28412211
How's WoW come to be so popular?

I loved Warcraft I, II & III

But WoW has such awful graphics and little display of game. It's like playing an enhanced version of Minecraft
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early 30's

permaNEET

hikikomori

never had friends

KV

depressed since the age of 7

fat

can't enjoy anything

shit memory since I was a kid

I haven't had an actual real life conversation in years, I'm starting to forget my own language. I wonder how many people even know I exist.
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>>28412840
This is my situation exactly.
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fuck I'm praying for all of you
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>>28413050
No one cares about your pity. get over yourself you sanctimonious cunt
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>gotta keep wageslaving for the next 40 years
>parents gonna get old soon, gonna need to devote a bunch of time and money to taking care of them since only child, while continuing to wageslave
>gonna end up 50, tired, and alone in the world
Not good senpai, still trying to figure out the way out of this one.
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>>28412364
Sigh

Happened last August. Had worked as a primary school teacher for 3 years. Man, that was hell. If one doesn't like the job it just won't work out. There was no mercy. Kids nowadays are mean and truly evil. Few of a bunch still have some innocence

From this nightmare I wanted to quit 2 years ago but didn't had the guts. I finally did and my mom started crying saying 'it's so sad having a son who hasn't done anything with his life...'

It was awful because my parents don't believe I'm actually ill though I'm in meds

They have been harassing me since then and treating me like s dog
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>>28413002
Jesus mate I feel you

How have you been able to cope all these years?
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Who /wouldbehappyiftheyhadmoney/ here? It really is one of the only things that matters in life.
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>>28413231
I don't care for money but I need it to get out of my parents house and stop being a burden
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>>28413231

I would be happy if I had money and was deaf.
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>>28409799

>posts in 25+ thread
>not even 25+

>Permavirg.
fucking normalfag
>not being a perma khv


>former WoW addict.
>former runescape addict
>still play vidya for an extensive amount each day


I dont want to be here or posting in these threads when I am unironically 25+
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>>28413214
I just study and browse shit all the time. Keeping busy keeps me from thinking about suicide.
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26 here.

I broke down today and prayed to god, but the doubt of his existence is always there, I just want to change the world.
>>
I'm tired of being a virgin and hate my job. I might have money down the line because my brother is going to be a doctor. I have a few friends here and there, but they are usually busy and can't hang out.
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>>28413654
He hears you anon. You just gotta let him in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcqria2wmg
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>>28409826
Mountain dew is the only lifting you will do.
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>>28409880
When I'm 50.
Oregano and thyme.
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>>28410233
Wouldn't those taxe monies also go to imported wives?
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>>28412364
>>work at a shitty but decent paying call center for 2 years
>>get fired out of nowhere
this happened to me

i worked a shit admin job in an office for 2 years and then got laid off. i had it coming but yeah, ostensibly it was because we lost a big client, they laid off a bunch of people. some worse at my job than i was, but whatever. now i am a depressed neet that has done odd jobs for the past 6 months but my bank account is basically drained.

your life is my life.

i guess i have to sell my car. but its going to suck not having a car. at least its summer soon...
>>
Burned out on work, depression, and anxiety. Lost the only girl I'll probably ever have a relationship with. Had to move back in with my parents. Can't stand most of my old friends anymore and burned bridges being a hysterical fuckshit with the ones I'd actually like to still be friends with.

Turning 30 in August.

Gonna try therapy and meds to see if they work before I decide whether I'm gonna an hero or not.
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>>28413231
>Who /wouldbehappyiftheyhadmoney/ here? It really is one of the only things that matters in life.
Well, of course, all my troubles are due to lack of money. You can do everything with money. I only really need a modest amount that would stop me from being focused on not being able to do even the most mundane little things in life and obsessing over when exactly I'll have to kill myself to escape fucking poverty.

But nope, even that's too much to ask for.
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>>28411587
I don't eat meat anymore and when I did I didn't eat that kind.
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>>28412571

holy shit bro, i'm turning 30 then too. have a stuttering problem. not sure if failed...I have a job and STEM degree...but I'm too fat/poor/lonely for a gf
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>>28410357
I'm 31 and make $10/hr. If I wait six more years, I'll make about $15, because of my state's minimum wage hike. By "wait," I obviously mean "decide to continue living."
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>>28410512
>>28410423
Just because the original post didn't state "no normalfags," doesn't mean it wasn't implied.
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>Got a job that pays me $13 an hour
>Still live with parents
>Still fat
>Still have no friends
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>about to turn 25
>depressed kv neet
>really ugly as well as being crippled by anxiety and paranoia
>can't stand to go outside
Think I'm just going to end it at 25. There's no hope for me.
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>/Robot/ but ended up being 'forced' into turbo normalfag tier job
>Just want to read yankii manga and die early but don't care about anything
>Everything is boring, everything

Basically just spend every day waiting for the day to be over. It's quite calming not being worried about anything though, that's a big bonus.
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>>28417980
>2016
>being ugly
Why not just roid up and get surgeries so you can be a real human being?
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>>28418007
Roiding doesn't change your facial flaws. Surgeries take money which a neet robot doesn't have.
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>>28418026
>2016
>not having money
Why even live if you're too stupid to even get money?
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>>28418058
If it's really so easy anyone but a retard can do it, why don't you enlighten us friend?
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>>28418058
You seem to be lost. Where do you think you are, normalfag?
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>>28418088
>find something you don't hate doing
>get other people to pay for it
You can literally get money for filming stupid videos where you make fun of retarded articles and shit on the internet and putting them on youtube for crying out loud.
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>27 yo virgin
>small penis
>unemployed
>no work xp
>live in the same house I grew up in with one of my parents
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>>28418140
>>find something you don't hate doing
>>get other people to pay for it
It's rare enough to find something you hate doing and still be paid for it.
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27
Job pays decently, but feels like a prison sentence
Last sex and gf was 10 years ago
Books and vidya are my only releases, even these are getting stale
Think about suicide every day.
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29

drink all the time

no notable work exp

gf left a year ago because drugs were better than her

play retro vidya and read books to lose myself

wish for death as a prayer every night before bed
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>>28409880
I thought the same, but guess what? there's that little feeling of hope that stops you from doing it, so you will actually end up living a miserable shitty life for many more decades

I'm 32
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>"""""""""""""ausbot"""""""""""""
>30
>ugly as fuck
>live with schizophrenic sister who can't fucking stand me, but I pay her bills
>live in rural shit town or (meth kingdom)
>friendless hktv4lyfe
>work mcjob with no future
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>>28420121
>>live with schizophrenic sister who can't fucking stand me, but I pay her bills
Is she hot?
If so, then fuck her. You can easily stop being a virgin.
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>>28420155
she was okay looking in her 20s, but she's a frumpy disaster these days. I can't really stand to look at her any ways.
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>>28412486
>arthas
>not ragnaros

This is the 25+ thread not the diaper changing thread.
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26

ex robot

60k web development job

healthy social life but prefer to be alone

five romances since the start of 2015, last ended this past week

spend my weekends cleaning, shitposting, studying, working on projects, sometimes with family/friends
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>>28414691
I am starting to pray too. I am that desperate.
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>>28420005
Well, when my mom dies, that's it for me, I don't have any money or any place in society so I won't be able to survive after that, and even surviving without living is quite pointless, since I've been doing it for decades.
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>>28409799
>25
> junkie
>on antidepressants that if i dont take I feel like a i need to die
>the only girls I can pick are empty on the inside
>btfo
>cant wake up
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>>28412196
Yes, it was probably the best years of my life really
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>>28415831
Ir you like your job you have some good luck in there bro

>btw I was born at 11:31 in the morning
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>>28413479
>I just study

As you said you were NEET I believe by this you meant just researching the internet or reading some books?
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>>28409991

what gives me hope is funnily enough threads like these that make me feel like im not alone in my anonymous mid 20s misery
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>>28410071

daily reminder if other humans didn't exist in america you'd be more successful
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>>28411741
>over 80 billion dollars goes towards illegal immigrants annually

what kind of logic gymnastics were made to come up with that figure?

do you mean 80 billion dollars are spent on border and immigration agents or that those water buckets left in the chihuahuan desert are just surprisingly expensive
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>>28420735
It's a little more focused than that, but yeah, I'm just studying stuff on my own.
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>>28420864
https://www.google.com/search?q=money+spent+on+illegal+immigrants&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=money+spent+on+illegal+immigrants+annually

pick a source
>>
>graduate
>feel an intense emptiness
>have no more goals
>don't know what to do next
>spam applications and get rejected over and over
>rethink entire life
>question my passion
>feel regret from not living life to the fullest during university
>realize I've wasted the last 4 years of my life doing jack shit
>realize I'm getting older
>still a man child in terms of life experience
>can't even get a fucking job
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>>28413231
I wouldn't, I don't like a lot of things, I would probably buy comic books instead of pirating them but that's about it.

I don't know how money could buy me a friend, that's the only thing I want.
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>>28420121
>meth kingdom
do you mean perth
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>>28421584

go about 250km south of it, then you're in real grinder country.
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What's wrong with waiting your life out instead of an heroing? I'm 29, pretty standard NEET loser with my IQ in the mid 80s, physically incapable, autistic, chubby...but I don't really feel depressed. I know how to have fun by myself. Don't you other anons know how to play with yourselves?
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>>28421764
So you don't care that you haven't touched a human being in years/decades?
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My expectations:
>4/10+ looks
>22-32 years old
>normal weight
>autistic/awkward
>anxiety and depression are acceptable, I'm willing to give bipolar and histrionic a chance
>hasn't had more than one or two bfs, ideally zero, but let's be real
>likes chans and memes
>likes anime and live action TV shows and movies
>financially independent (welfare or work, I don't care)
>bonus: likes drugs, but I'm willing quit if I find love

My offer:
>4/10 looks
>30 years old khhv
>slightly autistic
>dysthymia
>slim, planning to do some body weight exercises for definition but fuck lifting
>tall
>rugged/careless style, but perfect hygiene
>twice the median income in my county, but underachieving and looking to move to better jobs
>same interests as listed in expectations

The last fembot I contacted asked for skype, but I hate how that gives anyone a precise IP location, so I allowed that to fizzle out. How do people find each other?
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>30
>no car
>no gf
>quiet computer job
>small apt in the city

living the dream
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>>28421870
I don't get strong cravings for intimacy anymore. I used to get really obsessed over women just like a true beta, but I eventually accepted that people bond organically, over common activities and interests, and that I simply don't have activities or interests with other people. The people I do have sth in common with are you anons, so I hang out here instead of IRL.
>>
Let's say you're over 30 and you have literally no life, but you can still finance yourself for a year or two.

What would you do, /r9k/? Where would you go? Would you try to establish some kind of life or just blow it all and end it?
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>33
>had an exwife who i have never fucked
>decent job
>small apartment in city
>alcoholic
>on meds
>almost got killed on two incidents

Haha living the life
>>
Time mage lvl 25 reportan.

> own company
> no friends
> permavirgin
> never got addicted to anything, too strong will for that
> spend my evenings on an estonian white slave trader job board
> sadness fills my life

I'm this close to trying online dating. Penis in bagina won't fill this hole in my soul, maybe it'll distract me enough.

> implying I have a chance even online
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who /dyingalone/ here? Each day feels worse than the last.
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>>28422314
you never had sex with your ex wife? if the marriage isn't consummated I'm not sure it counts anon.
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>>28422443
I don't need anything from strangers. I will die alone, but it will be by my own choice, and I will have enjoyed the company of my family, my own flesh and blood, for most of my life, which means it will not have been a lonely life looking back.
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>>28409799
>31, wizard
>live at home
>shit pt job until I an hero
>younger sibs both successful confident normalfags
>do nothing but smoke weed, masturbate and shitpost on 4chan
>>
33

NEET masterrace

had to move back in with parents

don't enjoy fapping much anymore cuz old

don't enjoy much of anything anymore

never go anywhere or do anything

spend most of my time getting trolled by 12 year old assholes

managed to lose my virginity once though so REEEEEEE I guess.
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>>28422688
>smoke weed

Degenerate normie fuck.
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>>28409799
> 25
> engineering degree that no one ever asked me for
> work as a software engineer
> have a shitton of money, 0 life not to mention social/romantic one
I'm leaving to Thailand for a year of too. Whores are so expensive here.
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Who /summertimepanic/ here?

>tfw life seems to be moving much faster
>tfw couples everywhere
>tfw making out in parks and in public
>tfw people posting holiday photos of themselves on facebook
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Is 25 the point of no return? I finished a 3 year bachelor at 24 last year and now I can't find jobs or get into graduate programs because I am too old to have the life experience of someone 3 years younger and nothing to show for it and too young to be the token oldie grad hire. Should
I just kill myself if I can't find a job next year? My parents suggest I join the army.
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>25
>NEET of 6 months due to chronic illness
>worked a year before that (earned $18-19/hr), NEET for 2 years before that due to then- chronic pain
>had friends and gf's in the past
>been through (and escaped) varying stages of depression over the years; in and out like the tide of the ocean
>no friends anymore
>spent last year or so doing a lot of internal work
>working towards reversing my diseases and becoming happy without the need of external world
>plan to get back out there when I stop being ill and show the world the new me

Why don't you all grow up and work on your inner-minds?
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>>28423058
I'll be 26 when graduating, might as well not even bother and become NEET right away.
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>>28423058
>>28423102

Why not stop defining yourselves by your age? Just pretend you're 21, what difference does it make? Stop taking everything society says so fucking seriously
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>>28423058
>join the army
are you fit? social skills? how do you feel about being a soldier?
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>>28423149
>Stop taking everything employers believe so seriously
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>>28423222
>not making up an exotic travels lie on your resume to fill employment gaps

And last time I checked, you don't need to tell employers your age. You'd rather just believe there's an external force that validates your belief that you're a complete failure, wouldn't you?
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>>28411954
what degree? i always though STEM degrees was the key to getting a decent job
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>>28423276
they can infer it from information other information on your resume and not being retarded enough to believe exotic travels bullshit.

>You'd rather just believe there's an external force that validates your belief that you're a complete failure, wouldn't you?

what are you talking about? i wouldn't hire someone with years worth of gaps in their resume either.
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>>28423102
Maybe you have better plans than I do.
>>28423149
I can't pretend I'm 21 unless I lie about what year I finished year 12.
>>28423216
I'm hoping being cannon fodder pays alright enough.
>>
>>28423369
>they can infer it from information other information on your resume and not being retarded enough to believe exotic travels bullshit.
Are you talking from experience? Just don't make yourself sound like the NEET you are and you'll be fine. Say you ran a business. Easy.


>>28423389
>I can't pretend I'm 21 unless I lie about what year I finished year 12.
What are they gonna do, phone up your old head master and fucking ask them your age?
>>
>>28422201
Kinda want to try and move to Japan. I'm aware that its nothing like the weeb fantasy and that it actually kind of sucks and the only jobs available for white guys are shitty teaching jobs. But I've always wanted to and at least I could say I did it. Maybe I could meet an older single mom. Or just fuck some gay guys, they all look like women. My life is a meme at this point anyway so the expat life is starting to appeal a lot as I approach 30s and can actually afford it.
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>>28412211
You can still play vanilla on other realms. Try Kronos.
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>25
>virgin
>no social life
>3 years unemployed
>no confidence
>got tinnitus out of the blue 6 months ago despite always being careful with headphones
>Receding hairline
>Hate summer and it's getting hot again
>Can;t even watch porn any more because of shitty new UK porn laws

What is the point of anything
>>
>>28423825
I think you're the British version of me.
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>>28423467

i taught in japan for two years after graduating college...it was good, i don't regret it. i actually loved the culture and the food and the sense of adventure.

then i burned out on the teaching and the living abroad so i came home, and was pretty adrift in the great ocean of american societal anomie for a couple years, went to grad school and now have a somwaht ok job

point is, teaching abroad is good...just find a GOOD company that won't ass-rape you on pay and hours...JET is good, Interac / GABA are shit, berlitz is middle tier
>>
>25
>khv
>not a single friend
>never went to uni

at least im semi attractive and could have success with online dating but have crippling anxiety that prevents me from meeting anyone
my online and offline persona are just too different
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>>28423980
>adrift in the great ocean of American societal anomie
Very well stated, Anon. And accurate, I think that is exactly where I'm at right now.
>>
How do you find the will to go on? I'm 22 and I already hate my life and don't think it's likely to change.
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>>28424980
I'm almost 25 and I don't have a will to go on. At the same time I don't have the motivation or will to kill myself. I'm just waiting for the breaking point until everything falls apart and I can die without much effort.
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>27
>editor(freelance....so no job)
>introverted
>renting house thats pretty comfy
>living with brother who i dont really talk to so its quiet
>steady supply of weed
>quite content with life

occasionally i have a bout of depression thinking im not living my life the way i should but i just stop going on facebook and realize i wouldnt feel comfortable being out for long periods of time. its all good.
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>>28409799
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, we're actually pretty similar, other than the fact that I've been a former Metin 2 addict instead of WoW. We could be friends.
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>>28426034
I live with my brother, too.

I thought we would play games together but instead we just stick to our own rooms and ignore each other.
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>>28426074
Meh, I've tried the whole friendship thing and it never works out. Apparently I'm an asshole and never want to do anything.
>>
>>28421764
You have a better life status than I have. My parents don't believe I'm truly I'll though I'm in meds, they want me to work at all costs and give me no money for any leisure unless I do sth they want me to ie leave resumes
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>>28426245
Well, I don't play games or watch anything, so I also don't do anything everyday, which is why I also have no friends.
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>>28423825
>UK porn laws
Do explain.
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>>28423280
Math.

No degree will net you anything when you're afraid of everything.
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>>28412353
>attended duke and columbia
normie gtfo
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>>28426311
So why do you even want to try being friends then? It's doomed to fail.
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>>28426713
That's kinda harsh, but alright.
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>>28426812
And get out of my thread while you're at it, fucking dweeb.
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>>28426847
Stop rejecting me.
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>>28423607
not him, but the server Kronos just opened is PvP. fuck that shit. Whole reason I was upset that Nost got shut down was cause it happened just a few months after the PvE server opened and I could finally have a comfy, slow, leveling grind, instead of getting camped all night long.
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>>28426915
Stop talking to me, creep.
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>>28426933
>playing private server trash
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>>28426713
she's had 53 cocks?
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>>28426986
No, fuck you fampai, you brought this on yourself.
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>>28409799
Jesus how do you get so pathetic?

You must be super retarded, can't even manage the basic, most simple, parts of living.
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>>28426159
Birmingham yeah?
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>>28427089
Yeah, OP is a faggot.
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>>28427089
I'm 29 and I'm worse than that because I don't have a job, even a shitty one

it's really easy to fuck up at life actually, I'm surprised so many people manage to be normies
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>>28427089
There are many ways one can fall into that kind of life. There are plenty of explanations for it on this very board normalshit.
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>>28426159
My brother's a total chad so its understandable I never speak to him. I think he resents me.
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>>28427116
they just keep enduring it because mainstream media keeps the "everything will be fine haha" representation stuck in their minds, rather than making them see through those and noticing the hopelessness that actually awaits them
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I'm ashamed of myself. I have a long-term girlfriend who wants to be my wife. I haven't worked in years. I had savings and investments that were worth something years ago but are now dried up because of what I've done.

How can I fix my situation? I'm learning to code in an effort to get a codemonkey job, but is that even realistic?

>tfw I just don't want to go back to working at Burger King
I'm legit scared and starting to buckle under the pressure mentally
>>
>>28427311
>long term gf
>doesnt work in years

how
are you actually 25+
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