chat with some robots/chads/stacys/etc
omegle.com
rags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001,
post current omegle qts
>>28408556
gold's on
Should i put on my jew costume?
>>28408556
ok :)
dont be mad kate
>>28408706
>that accent
would destroy her asshole / 10
>>28408762
tfa she friendzoned me
scratch that
ORBIT zoned me
REMINDER
>Michael "I have never fucked a woman" Dempsey
>Michael "I'd tag a fat slag" Dempsey
>Michael "Standards lower than my credit score" Dempsey
>Michael "I-I'm just trolling" Dempsey
>Michael "If her age is off the clock she's too old for the cock" Dempsey
>Michael "Black chad taken away in black van" Dempsey
>Michael "Minimum Sentencing of 5 years" Dempsey
>Michael "I-it's legal!!" Dempsey
>Michael "Cleveland Junior Brown" Dempsey
Any more?
>>28408556
idk if hes still here but I found a sad chad the other day
>>28408706
is this the k8 everyone was looking for a while back?
>>28408791
Ha faggot
Maybe don't act like a beta cuck and you'll get to see her stinky funhole
>>28409244
good ones man
great job
>>28409244
Honestly fucking with him is so easy
I know at least 3 people who have gotten him seriously enraged in just the last two days
>>28408502
Dude why did you make a thread of yourself? This is blackchad level of whoring.
>>28409801
>blackchad
That nigger is so annoying
>waiting for anon to add me on skype after I gave him my username
PLS DONT FORGET ME BEIRUTBRO
>>28409969
What's the deal with people throwing around their skype like this?
I only add femanons that are prospective raosties.
seeing a whole host of females drenched in red flags
good stuff, plenty of damage to examine.
whats out for the jazz loving pleb sloot
>>28410181
The woman who looks like she is 40 years old?
one more fake robot on the tag. ignore him from now on
>Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Is anyone doing this?
>>28410343
we're just avoiding you, man
questions which answer themselves
who DISss plox
>>28410432
that's yourself. attention whoring
>>28410376
I guess I am not missing much
>>28410498
TOP KEK FUCKING ORIGIANAL
>>28410432
lmao you retard, you do realize that there's a watermark in case you screenshot the other person, which means you clearly just screenshotted your own cam
shamefur dispray
>>28410498
lol it actually is because it doesn't have the omegle logo at the bottom
how embarrassing
>>28410432
jesus christ you absolute faggot
>>28410610
lel I noticed that as well
Jesus Christ I just saw some guy with a breathing tube...that sucks.
>>28410498
>>28410608
>>28410610
;) dont hit on me silly boys
i miss erica very much
Who is this? Why does he always skip me?
Which one is erica? the black mean chick with the black blanket or the blonde chick from australia?
>>28410852
that's beethoven. he always skips me as well. here, please accept this consolation erica
>>28410852
>>28410883
He skips me too
>>28410879
Blonde Aussie is Gold
>>28410808
Go on the League of Legends tags then you faggot. She's a normie now get over it you beta.
I only found one cool girl tonight and I got her Skype but she is sleeping now.
>>28411111
Ya! She's "Sleeping."
>>28411111
Thats cool bro but what about those digits
Im on bois prepare anuses
>>28411092
why are you always so abrasive, fan
>>28411147
the slav brickhouse is the only bot allowed to flex. you're just an annoying manlet
how's he holding up
>>28411184
bruh i do what i want, who do you think you are?
>>28411299
>do you think you are?
You're both attention whoring faggots.
>>28411299
this is what average looking australians look like. you fucked up good, didn't you
>>28411184
Eww look at that disgusting chest acne
>>28411315
Cheers famalam i try my best
>>28411346
She is a cunt
>>28411374
No, she's a nice woman. I speak to her almost daily and have good conversations every time. Also she's really easy to troll.
>>28411532
Sounds really boring desu
>>28411558
really anon?
(shoutout to draw fag for this one, he's a legend)
>>28411374
ye an absolute sikkunt
some real fuckin weirdos round here
>>28411591
Well, she is online now
>>28410679
Maybe I should get on while in bed wearing my CPAP machine.
I keep seeing this smug fucker
>butts
>Stranger has disconnected.
:(
as a 42 yr old fat and creepy looking neet, i feel like im not good enough to participate in the omegle chats. i wish i could. i wish i had friends. but i know id get nexted and mocked by everyone.
this girl is a kpop loving sloot and should not be trusted
>>28412263
Just put your camera on a objective around your house. You make tons of friends by doing that. Trust me.
>>28412283
she used to be chill. now shes just baked all the time.
GOT HIS SNAPCHAT KEK
cravinmcnuggies
Spam this nigger lover with poop swastikas and liveleaks gore please
>>28412263
That's why you go in as a blackbox to make fun of them friendo.
>>28412263
jacob is into bears
>>28412320
she's not baked she's just high on taehyung
There are so many shitty normie twinks and women with the r9k tag who insta-disconnect. What the fuck happened to this place?
You're all shitty normies.
>>28412207
He skips literally everyone
>>28412481
he talks to me all the time
reminder to mock this immense faggot
>>28412588
Tell us, why does he wear the mask?
>>28412481
We sit there and look at each other for a couple minutes sometimes. I'm pertty sure we're buddies desu.
fucking normies why do you even go on this board when you're not even real
>>28412754
Because little faggies like you get mad and it's entertaining.. Just trip and see how many people get upset with you.
>>28412788
you're very cancerous
>>28412802
I know Wire Guy I know.
>>28412610
Why is he a faggot ?
Original
>>28412837
He has a fan in his frame. He's trying to be me. That's why he's a faggot.
>>28412853
All of you faggots don't know what your next attention grab will be but my god do you make it happen
Here's your (you)
>tfw the only girls that want to talk to talk to me are fat or underage
>tfw cute girls skip me immediately
goddamn fuck you niggers, i come here for help on my art project and i get a suggestion for a suncross and a swastika in a row. fuck you cunts m8
>>28412900
We would all appreciate it if you refrained from using slurs in the future.
>>28412837
If you paid attention to the whole thread you'd see why here >>28410432
this beautiful man will soon be a millionaire
>>28412900
>>28412942
Nobody likes a racist. What is this 1850? Fucking faggot.
>>28412899
>Same senpai, same
origumi
>>28412900
Im sorry for suggesting the swastika maybe you could do something like this
or maybe the gucci mane ice cream face tat
>>28412975
i got a cute grill earlier but i was too autistic to say anything so i skipped
feels bad man
>>28412900
Hey artfag what gives, don't be a pretentious dork.
>>28412942
Fuck you nigger
>>28412972
Dirty cunt
who is that faggot with the big eyebrows and the pink meme goggles
>>28412990
Maybe some day anons
this man here will try to ayy you down but you gotta keep your head up
>>28413023
pajeet needs to leave
#noloo4u
>literally nobody on text chat
>>28412980
thanks senpai. originaldo is better than messi
>>28412900
Perhaps you could draw this design since it's similar to a swastika, but not racist.
>>28412900
>i get a suggestion for a suncross
You're complaining, yet you still drew it. Halfheartedly. Mind you.
selling maple syrup
>>28413179
#noloo4u#noloo4u#noloo4u#noloo4u#noloo4u#noloo4u#noloo4u#noloo4u#noloo4u#noloo4u
Just had a thought provoking King Louis XVI of France
>>28413179
burn the loo.
>>28411056
Hopefully never Eliza.
>everyone either laughs or makes an expression of extreme disgust when they see your face
Does this mean people in public pretend I'm normal?
This girl is pretty cute, yeah?
>>28413787
yeah i think shes super autistic though
>>28413860
>though
back to riddit
>>28413877
first time ive ever encountered this meme of "though" being reddit
>>28413860
What makes you say that? (This is an original post, stop muting me pls.)
>>28413787
Is she on?
>tfw you have the rarest aris
>>28413901
Yeah, she is online now. Tell me more about her pls.
>>28413897
i know im not the only one who has talked about her complimenting you then talking for awhile, then skipping you every other time she sees you
ive managed to snipe in some cute things before she dcs me sometimes tho(ugh)
>>28413901
I have a rarer picture desu. :^)
>>28413927
She does that to me as well.
>>28414044
I've put my peepee in her vajjay
thanks for the help guys. here's what i got done tonight
1.bee
2.flower
3.ship
4.suncross
5.cat
6.snek
7.king louieXIV
8.LeTouc
9.knife
10.blown out pussy
>>28414182
She is a pure grill
>>28413787
>>28413860
>>28413927
There's nothing special about her. She's just another superficial girl who's looking for Chad.
She skips you when she sees you again for 2 reasons: she wants to talk to new people all the time and/or she didn't find you attractive or interesting the first time
And compliments mean nothing. I always compliment people, but do I mean half of them? Fuck no. If she compliments EVERYONE she sees or talks to, do you think she's sincere?
You sperglords are so gullible and easy to play that it's no wonder girls come here to find beta orbiters to buy them steam games or buy shit off their amazon wishlists
why does everyone disconnect immediately
>>28414275
It sounds like you fell for this type of girl in the past because you took those posts very seriously.
>>28414275
fuck you're so angry lmao
I'll just leave this here.
https://i.4cdn.org/g/1462674864972.webm
>>28414275
>"... no wonder girls come here to find beta orbiters to buy them steam games or buy shit off their amazon wishlists."
topfuckingkekanon.
its odd she does seem to just say a few things and leave everytime, but maybe you should calm the fuck down
I made a new friend tonight
eIiza
>>28414413
welp, time to break out my VPN
>>28414413
you just found this out?
>>28414447
>>28414447
Is this elza also the one on phonelosers?
>>28409289
sad King Pedo Skip
https://fgts.jp/soc/thread/22639077/#22657036
>>28414413
Woah le 4chan hackers are back? You just learnt how TCP and UDP packets work? shit its been ages since the 4chan hackers arrived
All hail r9k's Supreme Gentleman
*hat tip*
>>28414616
This guy is the cutest.
>>28413787
>>28413179
>>28414616
>>28413901
guys come on
if you screenshot at least remove that stupid omegle logo
flash.setWatermarkVisibility(0)
What does "tfw" mean? I've seen a lot of people write it tonight.
>>28414740
https://google.com/search?q=define:tfw
>>28414740
>What does "tfw" mean?
>>28414723
>implying I give enough of a fuck
>>28414413
>oh no someone could see the general area i live in!!!
>>28414795
>send fake DMCAs to your ISP
>launch DoS attack spoofing your IP
>spoof mail to government offices with your IP
>report your IP to the FBI for posting child porn on 'your website'
And that's just what you can do if they aren't into online gaming. There are usually IP logs that connect with usernames.
>>28414830
Other than asking you questions about it this won't do anything you guys are literal idiots other than being a faggot and denying you service they cant do shit with this
>>28414889
It's just for fun, stop being a faggot.
Everyone knows what you are saying and if they don't, they shouldn't be here.
>>28414830
>>report your IP to the FBI
and then nothing happens since they're not guilty of anything......
>>28414889
>>28414943
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2016-01/22/skype-blocks-gamers-ip-addresses
>Some losers go so far as to launch online attacks against players who beat them, ranging from DDoS attacks to falsely triggering SWAT raids on their "enemies". A lack of online security, allowing players' identities and locations to be relatively easily discerned, is part of the problem, and one that Skype is trying to address.
k
>>28414964
Good thing I don't game online like some kind of fucking nerd
>>28414964
>thinks getting swatted once is something to be terribly afraid of
K
>tfw he won't buy you anything
>>28413787
>>28413901
claimed. too late. sorry
>>28415115
He looks like a Mexican Elliot Rodger
>>28415135
I found her Facebook and she seems boring as fuck anyways.
>>28415139
that's sort of an insult to whatever he actually is
>>28415162
sharing is caring nigga
>>28414964
People who get swatted are people with information about them already, you wont swat someone with a fucking IP you idiot, unless you got as piece of identity associated to your online game your IP address is simply associated to your region, IP resource banks or w/e you want to call them just list all IPs according to region, only your ISP can know your address.
So like I said, other than being a DDOS kiddy and ruining your internet until you reset your IP they cant do shit.
yo faggot who's gonna look for a bitch to take to starbucks. Why don't you take yourself, lil bitch.*drops mic*
>>28415115
his name is roman. he bought me like $50 worth of kitkats on amazon one time because i happened to be eating one when i connected to him. it was super weird because he did it for no fucking reason at all but I like him. <3
>>28415317
Honestly, fuck him for having a perfect nose
FUCK
>>28415359
>perfect
>that nostril
>head shaped like a mongoloid
you have poor taste
>>28415115
>>28415317
>>28415359
rare roman incoming. my phone is nicer than his dumbfone so fuck him i'm better.
>>28415607
That doesn't look like him. He's very skinny whenever I see him.
>>28415607
they're literally him. same curtains in the background. same skin tone. same smile. i'll get him to flex on omegle.
>>28415607
He looks about 5 foot 4
>>28415607
>>28415800
same door on the left too btw
>>28415814
he looks 5'10-6'0. look at the bed in comparison and the size of the phone
>>28415855
> 5'10-6'0
Lol. Are you him?
The bed looks like it doesn't even have a frame. If it does, it's very short. He is small.
>>28414522
She's on PLA? What the fuck
>>28415910
idk if same one
*shrugs*
>>28415884
if he's 5''4 then i'm like 4'8. your depth perception doesn't make sense. look at the phone in his hand. he's at least a normal size or has big hands. pick one.
>>28415927
Fuck, I haven't listened to any PLA radio shows in years. Is Matt still around?
>>28415929
Look at the size of his head and neck compared to his torso. It's very short and his legs aren't too far off the ground either. Those shitty phones weren't as big as newer ones are. I agree his hands are normal-slightly big, but he is a short man. He has the proportions of an 11 year old.
Roman is a gay4pay pornstar, which explains his lean physique and DSLs (dick sucking lips)
>cheekychan will never come back
>>28415953
>>28415953
>I haven't listened to any PLA radio shows in years.
That's because it's been dead for years.
This happens all of the time with them. Current version that just died is 'prankcallnation'.
>they still post there even after they said it's over
>matt
>https://www.youtube.com/user/666hill0ck666
still alive
>mfw everyone is egging on arianna
she's a pretty decent girl t b h
>>28412283
>using the word "sloot" unironically
Stop watching MXReviews. Other than that, I agree famalam!
jersey cuck comin through
>>28412472
A lot of these femanons claim they "arent looking for Chad" only to skip anyone below a 7/10 and anyone with a black screen.
Most of these fucks fall for my compliments so they cant hide it.
>>28415162
Whats her facebook? Blox originaloriginal
>>28416111
>Most of these fucks fall for my compliments so they cant hide it.
What do you mean?
>>28414321
>>28414332
Found her orbiters, lmao
KYS
>>28415115
>>28415317
>>28415607
>>28415800
>>28415682
>>28415814
>>28415827
>>28415855
>>28415884
>>28415929
Some anon showed me this. This is creepy. I would tell you to stop posting about me but that won't stop you. That is me. I am 5'10. My wingspan is 70" and I wear size 13 shoes. I work out but I'm not very strong, mostly body-weight exercises. I have OCD and mild aspergers and care about my physical health to a silly degree. Now you know more unnecessary things about me.
Also, someone doctored that picture of me >>28415115. My eyes are brown.
I wouldn't care about any of this is nobody talked about my financial situation. That's what really annoys me. I do nice things for robots, but I don't want people talking about it.
>>28416192
roman i was joking when i asked you to buy me kitkats im sorry you feel this way RIP
>>28416192
literally who cares you massive faggot
>>28416211
he didn't buy you anything i take it. it's okay. he didn't buy me shit either and i called him a nigger
>Hi?
>Stranger has disconnected.
Fuck you
>>28411056
does she still lurks this shithole?
dab guy i made a really loud noise and i woke more than one person up im very sorry
>>28416378
it's ok world greatest dad
the dab was here
>>28414199
that's shit work desu
i've literally have never drawn something in my entire life and i could draw circles around you
Normie scum!
All of you!
>>28416192
met this one before i knew he bought people things he was nice
>>28416160
They stay on longer than usual and say "awwww thankss ;))" and dc instantly after
Textbook femanon
>>28414199
nice hand
>>28411370
Makes we want a cig.. Fuck thanks...
>>28411184
one of the most enjoyable people to talk to on here. whatta guy
>>28411150
this gril looks nakey
Donde estan mis robotos
>>28417673
pegate un tiro
>>28417673
>>28418035
>soy latino
>vivir con otros latinos
>tfw no puedo hablar espanol
Por que vivir?
>>28417673
no habla :33
>>28418240
Would any robots degrade themselves like this?
Just got done wagecuckin' where's my robots?
>>28419700
probably there's a lot of retards on here, including you
>>28419903
including you
>especially you
>>28420580
nice try
>bitchbrainsrekt
>omegle thread
>it's video chat episode
what the fuck nobody is online reeeeeeeee
>>28420796
Get off video chat with the /SOC/ people and get on text
>>28420877
there's nobody on text
goodnight to sleepy aus anon if she sees this
bumping for cute omegle husbandos
>>28422104
who's your favourite one babe
>>28422184
Not him, but the cute Nazi boy.
>>28422253
Or *them
Idk the other persons gender
>>28422274
he's probably a faggot anyway so it doesn't matter bitchassnigga
>>28408502
>tfw no webcam
>>28413787
>>28413901
ur waifu a shit
asdlkfj
tfw all the normies are celebrating mommies day
real wagecuck hours desu
>>28422184
Here are some nice bois
>>28424246
all of these guys are cucks
>>28424266
>still mad he's not on there
desu you're just a fan on the wall
>tfw revealed my power level to a stranger
>>28424347
>Just a fan on the wall
>A fan n the wall
>fan on the wall
>on the wall
>the wall
>wall
is my waifu on?
oringal comment
Why won't Normie's get off my board?
>>28424486
Who are you African-American Chad?
>>28424426
maybe so fan man
>>28424576
Bajingo'd me.
