Just had thee worst fucking experience ever trying to lose my virginity to an escort.
Is this what I've been missing out on? Air-headed bimbos so disengaged they can barely peel their face out of their phone to open their smelly fish-flap? THIS is what I've been crying about and lusting over for years?
I'm still a virgin but I can safely say sex is THE MOST OVERRATED thing on the planet. Porn warps your view of sex and makes it some grand experience -- truth is, humans are disgusting animals and sex is a filthy, gross experience. Prove me wrong.
>>28408342
>I'm still a virgin but I can safely say sex is THE MOST OVERRATED thing on the planet
>I'm still a virgin
>virgin
Saged.
>>28408342
Fucking a whore is slightly different from having sex with someone you love though, don't you think
>>28408429
this. Have you seen that movie where Joseph Gordon Levitt plays a porn addict who only breaks his addiction when he finds a milf he emotionally connects to? Banging a fuck buddy is only slightly above getting off to porn, its worse depending on the girl. But romance + lust is unbeatableThe trouble is, that combination can only exist for a few months at most
>>28408342
>escort
There's your problem.
>>28408429
Maybe a little but the mechanics are the same, I imagine I'm not the first man in the universe to experience what I did tonight. Probably happens to millions of guys, wheter theyre fucking hookers or their wife of 10 years
>>28408342
If she was stuck on her phone when she was with you, then she was a shitty escort. You pay them a shit-ton of money for them to pretend to like you. Your time is money.
>>28408590
That was only one of many issues with the experience man.
I'll greentext it:
>surf b***page.com, find girl charging $100/30min
>have her over when parents leave for the night
>she arrives 45min late, looks 6/10 when her pics look 9/10
>super disengaged, doesnt even feign interest
>tells me to strip my clothes off
>laying their naked, shes got her face buried in her phone
>after 5min she puts her phone down, puts a condom thats way too big over my soft dick
>starts forcefully sucking and stretching
>not pleasant at all, actually a bit painful
>she stops every 30sec to write texts
>finally able to get a half chub
>she turns around, slides panties to the side
>thick musky odour, worse than rotting food
>go limp
>plug my nose, try jerking myself to get hard again
>cant feel shit with the condom
>take the condom off, ask for HJ
>"sorry i only do safe services, you need a condom"
>are you kidding me
>start searching my nightstand drawer for another one
>"times up anyway, unless you want to pay for more i have to go"
>i paid for 30min, its been 20min max
>try to argue, shes putting on her clothes anyway
>leaves
>>28408342
KV here so my opinion doesn't mean shit, but I always thought that there would be a huge difference between having sex without someone you love vs. having sex with some hoe you just met at a club, let alone someone you're paying. Like most things in life, it isn't the thing itself that makes the experience great, but the person you do it with.
>>28408687
you got cucked by a phone
>>28408429
love is not real, you can fall in love with anything
>just open your mind
