Who else here jokes about killing themselves to friends *if any* or co-workers but just shrug it off as a "dark sense of humor"?
>friends
>co-workers
>>28406029
I do it all the time to my girlfriend op, bag I mentioned I have a girlfriend? Well I have one and she is a robot too
Oh yeah, I make suicide jokes all the time with my dozens of pals and beautiful gf. We all have a great big laugh and then post on /r9k/ about it.
I make suicide jokes with Siri all the time!
It's fun
Me.
OREGANO ORIGAMI
>>28406029
I do, but then again, shits actually funny and its somewhat normal in my workplace.
I make jokes that me and my friends should form a suicide cult secretly hoping one day they'll say yes.
I don't even make suicide jokes and my friends act super concerned already.
>>28406619
Have you seen the suicide club?
>>28406843
No, should I?
No, thats some cringy attentionwhore shit
all my friends know im depressed anyway
I don't really joke in the sense that you do.
I mean, someone asked what I planned on doing with me life, and I straight up told them that I intend on killing myself soon. I laughed of course, but only because of the absurdity of it all. Why do normies think life is so special?
>work in a local factory
>work isn't hard, get a ton of benefits but management treats everyone like complete underlings
>most of my coworkers are unable to cope with this
>company has a high turnover rate as a result
>everyone always jokes with each other about jumping into one of the machines to off themselves or asking someone else to kill them
>typical reply is "only if you kill me first"
I've been working there for ten months and I don't know most of my coworkers names because they either quit or get fired so quickly.
They are currently attempting to unionize.
>>28406029
Yeah. I either do it in a jokingly fashion or I tell them that I'm joking. I never do it with my girlfriend, though; I don't want her to think that I actually am suicidal
>>28406861
It's similar to your proposal, but the ending is shit. Really fun ride until the reveal though.
>>28407037
>only if you kill me first
Sounds super comfy
>>28406029
I do it ironically, and my friends picked up this sort of humor as well. It blends in well with me, as most of my humor is dark, direct, and perhaps even a bit edgy, despite that I look and act like a personification of depression>tfw kayo is master of cuckoldry
>>28406029
>normie co-worker and I are both in our 30's, we both have a dark sense of humor
>he jokes about killing hookers he's fucked over the weekend
>I joke about killing myself because I've been single/alone my whole life
>we laugh
>mfw I wasn't joking
Holy shit though I wonder if he was telling the truth too?
>>28406029
I do it but I have neither friend or co-workers, only acquaintances. My sense of humor is my trademark though so that doesn't help either.
>>28406029
Occasionally I make these jokes around people I don't really know without thinking about what I'm doing. They always seems visibly taken aback at first.
All the time.
Deathwishblox
>>28408461
>Deathwishblox
This defeats the purpose of the robot.
>>28406029
I make it clear I'm depressed
Why does nobody try to help
