Ny neighbor's cunt dog is highly protective and barks every fucking time I go outside, even if I'm fucking on my own yard.
It's annoying as shit and the owners encourage this behavior so the dog can protect their shitty children.
How can I intimidate the dog so that they stop fucking yapping everytime I'm outside?
play a loud recording of wolves or coyotes howling
Just poison a piece of meat and throw it in their yard.
>>28405355
I don't want to hurt them, just to shut the fuck up
you can't.
he's a dog, protecting his pack is instinctive. he'll bark just to let you know he's there, and waiting. live with it.
>>28405288
Go to some other neighbor's yard, get some piss from their dog when they're not looking, and spread it around the cunt neighbor's yard
>>28405941
won't work if it's the dog's own yard, he'll just piss over it to mask it.
>>28405288
Give it a large bar of dark chocolate.
You are better off playing a long game to get them to disown the dog
Go to your local health store, buy some """body balance""' tea which is literally just laxatives, prepare the tea and pickle a bunch of cheap hot dogs in a jar with it and then throw slices over the fence every day until the barking has stopped for at least a few days
>>28406153
>>28406026
>>28405941
>>28405355
>>28405306
I'm very sorry your mommy never loved you.
>>28405626
/thread
>>28406295
>t. didf
>>28405626
Fuck that, I'm not getting barked out on my own property anymore.
>>28405288
Get yourself a bigger more aggressive dogor rat poison [/spoiler[
Idiot OP, ask your neighbors if you can become friends with their dog.
>>28405288
Piss all over to to assert your dominance
