confess your sins so we can point and laugh.
I spend a lot of my free time calling random people up on my cell and making gruesome death threats.
I fapped to futa on shota
>>28403758
When I was in high school I stole a cheerleader's uniform that she left visible in her bag. I jerked off with the area her pussy would be around my mouth so all I could smell was her sweat, I came into the other end where her neck and boobs would be. I did this the entire day I had it, then turned it into the lost and found. The girl retrieved it, held it up to her face in class and rubbed it all over her talking about how "dirty" it looked. She had practice that day so I assume she wore it covered in my cum, though I don't know for sure.
>>28403758
i jerk off to gay porn
>>28403758
When I was 7 I fucked my 7 year old male cousin. Can greentext if you /really/ want. It was an interesting experience, wouldn't say I'm gay butI still jack off to it sometimes
>>28403890
Stacy desu tho orig
>Broke up with girlfriend
>Found a trap
>Fuck it in the ass
>Get back with girlfriend.
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CdkLewgOkZ48xHH5yuxrrg
/lit/ Telegram thread
>>28403970
gib the green text
I have a weird thing for robots. It's like I pick them up as projects and try to fix them. I often dump them after a while and it leaves them broken and to square one.
Too many to count
They aren't incredibly terrible, for the most part, but relative to how well I -could- have behaved considering the environment I was born into, they're very, very awful-tier by comparison
I forced a puppy to suck my dick
I don't wipe regardless of the mess
>>28403758
When I was 22 I got drunk as fuck and stripped naked keep in mind I'm at my parents house, I forgot to close my door had speakers on loud thought parents were gonna be gone till sunday they came home a day early do to weather, I attempted to jerk off to a 3 shemale gang bang they were black and I passed out naked with it playing and my dick in hand, parents woke me up I went to bed remembered it next morning almost died from what happen ugg
>>28404440
I don't understand how people even do this
How did you know it wouldn't bite you?
>>28403970
Can you even physically have sex at 7?
>>28404459
The thing was it was a baby puppy. So it thought my dick was like the mothers teet. I didn't man i was like really fucked up and horny at the time
I piss in the sink when ever I can, if I cant do that its piss bottles, I shit in ziplock bags in my room if I have to much anxiety to use the toilet..
>>28404459
Just baby teeth. they'll grow back.
When I was 15 I decided to taste my own cum and was so disgusted I nearly puked. I tried washing the taste away with whiskey and various other things, but it didn't work and the taste stayed with me for like an hour. Goddamit, I still remember the taste and texture, it was like hot incredibly salty slime. Never, ever, ever again.
>>28404219
>me, 7
>Taking a trip to London with my family to visit cousins
>Eventually meet them: 13 year old, 7 year old and 4 year old, all dudes
>My mother and my siblings + the eldest and youngest cousin go out to get some food or something
>Aunt hoovering downstairs, Uncle at work
>me and 7 year old are upstairs, and decide to do something naughty
>Go into his room, start with some light petting and kissing
>start rubbing his dick through his tiny shorts, he gets hard and so do I
>Hear aunt coming upstairs so we decide to call it off for now
>At night, sleeping arrangements have to be decided
>Cousin pipes up
>"Y-yeah me and Jerry can share a bed, we're the same age after all"
>All set, get a little boner at the thought of staying with him for the night
>When bedtime does come, we both run up to his top bunk to "sleep", kissing all the way from the stairs to his room
>eldest cousin is already asleep on the bottom bunk so we need to be sneaky
>start kissing him again and pull his trousers down
>put his dick in my mouth and suck him off for a bit
>dicktastesokay.jpg
>Keeps going for a while before he does the same to me
>Whispering stupid shit like "I love you" as we suck eachother off
>stick a finger in his asshole and he moans a little
>pull it back out and taste it, may have ignited my scat fetish
>have to keep quiet and pretty still so the cousin doesn't wake up
>keep kissing for a while before he cums
>Some clear, sticky cum dribbling from his cock
>lick it all up like a champ
> he does the same when I finish after he sucks me off
>start kissing again after we calm down a little
>he moves his finger to my nose and starts squeezing it
>"How do your boogers taste?"
>at this point I realise how much of a fucking faggot I was and decide to call it a night
That's basically it. I've seen him like 2 times since then and I wonder how he'd react if I approached him about it.
>>28404486
It was more oral than anything else.
>>28403789
have fun getting assfucked in prison champ
I finally decided to fuck a tranny, I went on backpage had a tranny come to my apartment so i could fuck her, I was to anxcious to get hard so I pretty much paid $250 to get fucked in the ass and I didnt even cum I would not suggest this Robros
>>28404508
I made an identical thread on /b/ and someone literally just posted this before yours.
>>>/b/683157907
>>28403758
My xgf use to cuck me, she would go out and cheat on me and tell me and I did nothing for over a year
Here goes I rent 2 houses out to college kids that room up with it and I have cameras installed in every room I'll take this secret to the grave
>>28403758
My best friend in the military got black out drunk so I fucked him up the ass, he didnt wake, the next morning he thought something had happened to him but couldnt pin point who did it, that same night I pissed all over his shorts by his crotch to make it look like he pissed himself
>>28404552
Not him but people tasting their own cum isn't that rare. There really is nothing special about it, it's just another fluid.
>>28403758
When I worked at KFC I would drop cooked chicken on the floor all the time and it would get served out, we also use to pull chicken and food from the trash to serve people if it was close to closing time, we never took off our dirty tloves so we cross contaminated all the time, the coleslaw would be 4 or 5 days past due and we served it
>>28404539
lol nobody has caught me so far. I keep changing my number every half a year. One of the reasons I do it is to justify paying for mobile service because I don't have much cause to call anyone.
>>28403758
When I was a young kid I would play the air guitar on my penis, I would get naked and well air guitar it like a 80s band and jump around everyone would laugh, no one tolled me how autistic I prob looked
I wouldnt consider my self gay at all but I have fapped to trap porn
>>28404535
>7 year old
>cum
>>28404789
>clear, sticky stuff
like precum, idk it just leaked out. How much more technical would you like me to be?
i jerk off to trap and shemale porn
