>May 7th, 2016
Please make it stop, New Years feels like it was a week ago, even 2014 feels like it wasn't even a month ago.
Fucking make it stop.
>>28403153
Stop making these threads anon I'm stressing out
>2010 was 72 years ago
>>28403153
>20 next month
>still a friendless kissless handholdless virgin
Where did it all go wrong?
>posting in thread the other day
>it's about being 16
>keep thinking I was 16 just 8 years ago
>post
>remember that I was sixteen in 2006
>remember that that was ten years ago
>feel old as fuck
Seriously, I hate this accelerated time bullshit as you get older.
>about to hit 23
>everyone around me having babies
>everyone single my age expects guys who make decent money
>>28403224
>remember that I was sixteen in 2006
I know this feel.
>tfw summer of 09 never ended
>electronics college professor is 34
>he was born in 1982
>he could have been playing super mario world when he was 10
>he is as old as my dad was when I was born
>>28403177
>tfw 2016 was eight days ago
>>28403196
>feel related to this post
>realize I'm 22 already and have been for 4 months
>Remember your first year of high school? Do you remember one of your teachers, or what your cafeteria looked like? What classes were you in that year? What did you usually do when you got home from school?
>How many years ago was that?
Literally killing myself tonight, familia
>>28403244
Turning 23 as well. All my friends have moved away and made new lives for themselves and I'm still in the same town doing the same thing. Every day I remember something I no longer have or that I can't do any more. Why was I born to feel only pain?
>>28403282
>tfw didn't even get laid in college
>tfw didn't even get a job with my degree
It's like I took the worst path for every possible branch possible.
>>28403153
Im still a youngun, but I'm feeling the effects. Just take me back to the blissful days, at least I didn't care much then
>>28403153
>even 2014 feels like it wasn't even a month ago.
How bout no.
>>28403196
>he thinks 20 is old
KEK.
Turning 27 this month. Wait until you're 25, if you want to know that feel.
>>28403153
Just let it happen familia
>mfw was thinking about my bro great uncle's death
>mfw I realized it was nearly four years ago, September 2012
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>in 10 days it will have been a year since I graduate college
>unemployed
I'm gonna do it
>>28403354
>Remember your first year of high school? Do you remember one of your teachers, or what your cafeteria looked like? What classes were you in that year? What did you usually do when you got home from school?
;_;
>How many years ago was that?
8
>>28403714
About 8 years for me too, im about the age my parents where when i was born.
>>28403680
What are you going to do famalan?
>>28403783
Start looking for a job.
>>28403244
>having kids at 23
>>28403224
I'm 18 and time is already accelerated at an insane pace, if it gets any worse I think I'll kill myself
>>28403851
>having kids ever
>haven't done anything but worked some job for a while in three years
>been a NEET for a year as of a few days
>graduated highschool three years ago
>every year I tell myself I'll change, start working out, join the military
>haven't accomplished jack shit since then
>mgsv came out 9 months ago
These three years were uneventful blurs. I literally feel like I was stuck in some time warp while everyone was going on about their daily lives progressing.
>hey anon I haven't seen you in years!
>what are you up to man? How's school?
>>28403881
I never will, but I understand why normalfags do. At the very least, they should wait until their own lives are established before bringing another into this world.
>>28403851
I agree its dumb to have kids so early, but that's not even the worst of it, i live in nor-cal and know people that are 19 and have 2 kids.
>>28403876
>18
Still a kid honestly, it will get worse, because as you age a day is equal to less of your already lived life. Its why everything seems to pass so slow as a kid, because you haven't lived much time yet.
>tfw on New Year's Eve I was at my friend's house drinking wine with ten beautiful girls
I didn't do anything with them except talk, but still...
Turning 30 on the 19th
>>28403153
Why the fuck is the passage of time a bad thing? One step closer to the singularity you stupid fuck
>>28403851
White evangelics, blacks, and hispanics tend to do this. It's why they're so fucking dumb
>Skyrim is almost 5 years old
>we're in the decade's end
>time keeps getting faster the older you get
>you can't go back to previous save points and start over
>>28403196
lol You're still just a kid.
>>28403153
>>28403876
You perceive time according to what you remember from your life. You remember your childhood best, because thats the time when you were exploring new stuff, everything was interesting. you have a lot of memories from that time, therefore it seems longer.
When your life is a stereotype, there is really nothing interesting and you dont remember anything. That way it seems nothing really happened and it feels like there is really short time period between distantt events.
Solution is to do new and interesting stuff. Travel, meet people, get yourself a hobby
>>28404031
>we're in the decade's end
Damn i didnt think of this till i read this and looked at the date.
And we still havent made it to mars or back to the moon.
What the fuck.
Why do you guys get so sad about trivial things?
>>28404031
>Skyrim is almost 5 years old
>I still play it everyday
Thank good for NEET life
>>28403196
Just fuck an escort.
>>28403153
>>28403876
>>28404045
It means you're winning. Like how the music speeds up and gets more intense as you get closer to the end of the level and you've gotta mash the buttons fast as fuck. Get ready to run.
>>28404063
>Solution is to do new and interesting stuff. Travel, meet people, get yourself a hobby
still doesnt slow the perceived passage of time, lots of it has to do with what you already said, as a kid everything was new and interesting.
>>28404074
>its abnormal to be sad by time passage
Other cultures even have a word for it.
>watching gurren lagann weekly with 4chan was 9 years ago
>>28404124
It's stupid and a WASTE OF TIME
>>28403365
Could be worse, you could be in jail
>this thing came out over 11 years ago
It's kind of funny how amazing and hi-tech I thought it was in highschool
>>28404203
That is a very good point. I would never last in jail.
>>28404195
>reflection and emotion are a waste of time
Keep being a sociopath anon, you will grow out of it when you become an adult.
>>28404231
>this thing came out over 11 years ago
Please stop anon I can't handle this
>>28404244
>Microsoft just discontinued the 360 from their services
>the 360 is +10 years old
>the psp is 11 years old
>9/11 happened 15 years ago
>>28404106
lol nigga wtf u high
>>28404063
>Solution is to do new and interesting stuff. Travel, meet people, get yourself a hobby
>Implying I have the duckets for any of this shit
>>28404242
i just don't want you to be so sad
please reflect nostalgia in happiness
>tfw absolutely nothing to look forward anymore
it only get worse as you get older, not even interested in games or anime anymore
how long before you become crazy, im 25 now and every moment is suffering
>>28404231
kids today have cell phones that make this look like a fucking betamax. I sometimes wish I could restart as a post 2000 kid. They'll be the ones who get to live forever as demigods
>>28404283
>duckets
It's spelled Ducats
>>28404293
>i just don't want you to be so sad
Maybe you should stop fucking projecting then?
>>28404231
the 3ds came out 4 years ago
>>28403153
I don't think March even happened.
>>28404311
i'm pretty stressed sorry
>>28404312
5, actually
the vita came out 4 years ago
>tfw 27 years old NEET
>can't remember anything from the past few years
>2012 feels like a month ago
>>28404279
I want my life back, I want to have no worries again, I want to play vidya without feeling guilty about wasting time, I want to date a girl. Why did I waste my life?
>>28404338
fuck u
i was about to correct that anon
the 3ds is kinda disappointing though
>>28404338
>tfw remember getting 3DS 4-5 years ago
>>28404338
fuck
>comment is not original
>>28404349
>have so many games I want to play
>don't want to buy any because feel guilty
help
>>28403153
>Be January 1, 2016
>think you have plenty of time to complete life goals/ go back to school
>Still in the same position you were in as you graduated HS, with no mark of advancing your life
life is pain
>>28404310
>he doesn't watch ducktales
>>28404406
You do. Don't be lazy
>>28403153
It gets worse as you get older. I'm 48 and find myself saying, "The other day..." and realizing that I'm referring to something that happened in the mid-90s. I inherited some Stanfields Y-front underwear from my father when I was a teenager which I'm still wearing to this day. I realized recently that they are now actual antiques. I'm wearing antiques. All my anti-establishment punk heroes are now wrinkly old men. It's terrifying.
15 years, brobots.
It's been 15 years.
>muh time
>muh frog
>>28403354
9 years ago
Other than my soulmate and dog, I don't miss anything about it.
Some of the good things from then are still with me.
27 in a week. Should be good shit.
>>28404515
please jesus don't let me wind up like you
>>28404587
Thts pretty rude
>>28404518
Shit movie tbqh.
This joke has another layer now cause these things aren't out of place in an antique store
>tfw every year things get worse
i want off this ride permanently
>>28404515
your shit is all fucked up
if i were you i wouldve ended it 18 years ago. holy shit 48 years old what in the fuck
>>28404515
How's it going anon? What do you think about when you lay in bed? What is your outlook on life?
>>28404390
>play game
>after an hour have this thought of "what the fuck am I doing, this is such a waste of time, I could be doing something with my life"
>turn game off
>sit there in silence remembering when I didn't just sit in my room alone every single weekend
i know you guys hate failed normies, but we hurt too.
>>28403224
26 in 2006 that can be? 2006 was ten years ago, that would make me...
Oh
>>28403153
>2013 was 3 years ago
>I've been browsing this dump for 3 years
>>28404813
>Only 3 years
>>28403354
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
At least I remember what I did after class
I mined coal in runescape
>>28404518
thought it was older than that
>>28404813
Try 9 years bitch.
>>28404782
I recently had my mid-life crisis where I had to come to terms with the fact that I was old, that my body is breaking, and that I'm racking up chronic health problems from a lifetime of stress and poverty which will never go away.
I've learned to deal with getting old by not getting old. Most people who meet me think I'm in my early 30s, though I've heard guesses as low as mid-20s. I've been an angry teenager for my whole life and I don't plan on changing. At the same time, I've had to find ways of dealing with a lifetime of social anxiety, isolation, and crippling, untreatable clinical depression. I've constantly pushed my challenge lines, never accepting that my limitations need to be graven in stone. As a result, I've done everything from run for public office to host two radio shows. Being a robot isn't a death sentence if you're willing to constantly challenge yourself and refuse to allow it to limit you.
>>28403904
>mgsv came out 9 months ago
What the fuck no it didn't. It's a recent game.
>>28404899
Woah who are you exactly
>>28404864
Same here. But I just missed the golden age. I was part of the first wave of new fucks.
>>28404899
Do you have any family or anything?
I feel like it only started to go fast, like noticeably fast, when I was 21. Then after I turned 25 it has just absolutely flown by. I'm in a routine, every day and then every weekend is similar, they all run together, and before you know it's been a year or so and you've got nothing to show for it.
>>28403153
>what did you do today anon?
I, I had a sandwich and then I browsed 4 Chan and saw a YouTube video, had a chocolate bar and now is almost time to sleep again
https://vimeo.com/41756240
You guys ever seen this? Time will NEVER slow down. The ride never ends lads
>>28404834
>>28404864
We'll get there anon ;_;
>tfw chemical lobotomy
I don't want time to slow down though. I want to go back in time. I know it might sound like it defeats the purpose but I don't even care if I know all the things I do now, I just want to go back and see if there's anything I could have done differently. My life is wasting away whether it moves quickly or slowly.
>>28404233
Anon there are people who went to jail for 5 years and already are doing better than you
>>28404077
Give it a few more years anon, video games will stop bringing you any pleasure. You won't even be able to muster up the motivation to play them for more than 30 mins at a time.
>>28404587
>>28404737
He didn't even state anything about himself except for his age what the hell are you two on about?
>>28403196
It hasn't even begun to go wrong. Move away, find your soul, find people.
>>28404297
>nothing to look forward too
What about marrying your already long time girlfriend, moving to a big house, having kids, get promoted in your career to a high position?
>>28405049
>tfw depressed cuz failing math because im depressed... original the comeafmainfufnaf nigger
>Hearing everybody talk about graduating college
>Ask my few high school friends how they feel about it
>Anon we graduated last year
>It's been 5 years instead of 4
Idk wtf happened to a year of my life between high school and now
>>28404939
I out myself here all the time. If you've been here for a while, it's not hard to figure out who I am. There's a Wikipedia article about me.
>>28404958
No. My parents threw me out on my arse when I was 17. They told me when I was in my 20s that they didn't like me and wouldn't associate with me if I wasn't their son. My only brother is an award-winning sommelier with kids and a house in the suburbs and considers me an embarassment every time my hairy face turns up on the cover of the newspaper; I have no contact with him at all. I've had to learn how to live self-sufficiently, enjoy my own company, and find satisfaction in accomplishing things for their own sake rather than any recognition or praise. Existentialism has been a big help for me in that regard.
>>28405049
Holy fuck please tell me that's not true
It would explain so much though
>>28404737
But anon, 30 is only 5 years from now
>>28405149
I've been on /r9k/ for 4 years and I have no idea who the fuck you are, either state your name or fuck off
>>28405049
anon the person who wrote that is a very brilliant writer, but as someone who has taken anatomy and physiology, the biology behind what he is saying just isn't true. The long term effects of cortisol just aren't that dramatic, and if you actually have gederal adaptation syndrome, you'll see the other systems long, long before you see what he is describing. That's not to say prolonged stress isn't extremely harmful, it's just not the robot-killer he makes it out to be, and normies suffer from it too.
I'm a 28 y/o kissless handholdless virgin. I really haven't lost any of my intellectual ability. I did far better on the GRE, taken at the age of 27 after over a decade of extreme depression, than I did on the SAT at age 17. Some of my best creative endeavors were in my mid-late 20's.
>>28405206
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Nellis
Pic related. Me, from a recent newspaper article on my latest endeavour which made the front page of every newspaper in the country.
>>28405240
Thank god, I thought that was true.
>>28404864
>Been browsing 4chan since 13
>23 now
10 years. 10 whole god damn years on this site, and all it did was make me a cringe lord betamax in highschool
>>28405240
ie, being a 28 year old kissless virgin, I still decimate normies in grad school and make them look like idiots with my performance
>>28405275
why do you think 4chan made you cringey? did you used to be cool?
>>28404899
>Being a robot isn't a death sentence if you're willing to constantly challenge yourself and refuse to allow it to limit you.
Still as removed from reality -- i.e., from discussing genetic and environmental factors determining whether one chooses to try to change their life or not in place of spouting impotent motivational platitudes -- as ever, are you?
Well, I reckon it's enough to satisfy an aging, attention-starved man.
>>28405325
No I was very quiet and reserved, but like everybody on 4chan, /b/ was my first board. Imagine a 13 year old with access to 2006-2007 /b/
I wish there was a reset button on life
fuck
>>28405379
Even if there was you'd make the same exact mistakes and be exactly where you were before you pressed it
>>28405342
Hello, Anti-Buddha. Long time no see. Been keeping a lower profile, I see. See how much better it is when you don't try to control the *entire* dialogue? People generally stop freaking out at your bullying and you get to express yourself more freely.
Anyway, I see you're still trying to convince people not to be responsible for themselves, and not to push themselves to better things. Which is amusing, given that you, yourself, have obviously spent some time learning self-control.
>>28405413
>Even if there was you'd make the same exact mistakes and be exactly where you were before you pressed it
What makes you so certain?
>turned 21 on march
>remember telling myself in 4th grade I couldn't wait to be an adult
Help, someone take me back pls
>>28405413
This is the only thought that gives me any comfort, that maybe determinism is right and this was all going to happen no matter what.
>>28405354
I never really browsed /b/ because it's a shit board. Still, I can see how that might complicate things. Seeing all that weird crap and then trying to be normal.
>>28405426
>Press button
>Reset life - resetting memories
>Exact same life, upbringing, parents, schools, etc
You'd turn out exactly the same
all my dreams are still in high school
i'm a grown man why can't i be free from this torture
>>28405354
>Been browsing since I was 11
>22 in a couple months
Cringe lord betamax is too damn true
>Be 12, in school cafeteria getting lunch one day
>Friend's ex-girlfriend starts flirting with me
>All I can do is meme
>Yell out "IT'S A TRAP!" "You're a TRAP!"
>She's so shocked she drops her lunch
>I start muttering shit about Bridget
>Nobody knows what the fuck is going on
>All the weird looks pierce my soul
>I'm forced to pay for her lunch
That was possibly the closest I ever got to a relationship.
>>28405049
I'm going g to die without ever having hld another human being
>>28405505
High school was the best time in my life.
>Forced interaction with other basement dwellers
>No job, taxes, debt, rent, expenses
>Virtually no stress
>Could eat like shit but it didn't matter because your metabolism was like a cheetah's
>Nothing but video games
>Classes were braindead easy
>Bullies bullied you upfront, instead of in the adult world where they just do it behind your back
>>28405562
I used to spout memes irl all the time. This was before BBT and "lol imsucha nerd xD" was a thing so I just appeared like an autist speaking a different language most of the time
>>28405572
then why are all my high school dreams nightmarse
you guys are makingme depressed
>>28405617
Iunno maybe your highschool sucked. Everybody ignored me because they legit thought I was going to shoot up the school one day (I was asked this numerous times in school even though I never once said anything edgy)
>>28405418
You remember perfectly well what you've been committing with respect to me over the years (as well as understand perfectly what you've done in this very post -- the particular linguistic manipulations are clear for every poster over 20). You are also perfectly aware of who has been right in our arguments -- that comes with the very intelligence required to commit those things.
You are also intelligent enough to know that I never really argued with you -- you are aware that there is no winning against someone who debases themselves to the level that you do. This is related to the phenomenon I described once or twice, that you awarely tailor your vitriolic rhetoric to people that are easily influenced by and easily attracted to violent personalities such as yours, and you aren't bothered by the fact that it alienates every person of character.
You are aware that people whom you choose to attack -- and you are aware that it is of no broader use to cite the terms and behaviours you attack people with, because your rhetoric is a numbers game -- people you choose to attack will, in time, realize that what they should do is to just protect valuable people from the likes of you, to explain your fallacies to them, and warn of them.
You have never been unaware of what I've been explaining to you. As I'm sure I told you many times.
>>28405354
My first board was /CO/ 7 years ago, not everyone here is garbage like you
>>28405656
Take your meds, frogbro.
>>28403196
>20 next month
oh boy would i love to be so young
>>28405049
>those whom the gods destroy they first drive mad
>>28405717
I entertained for a moment of >inb4'ing accusations of mental illness, but decided not to.
As I said, it's a numbers game. It's pure statistics. You lose nothing by off-handedly accusing someone 99.75% of posters won't even recognize of mental illness; people are trusting like that, trusting that you know better.
>>28405757
>of >inb4'ing
*>inb4'ing
>>28405785
Oh christ. I pressed his OCD button. Sorry, folks.
>>28405757
>>28405717
In other words, you have long done your calculation and reckoned that personal integrity you have sacrificed in the eyes of that handful of anons who know the context of this exchange of yours is worth the broader 'gain' of broadcating your pseudomotivating messages.
>>28405807
As I said, it has never even been personal. As I explained as well (I explained everything to you...) you are perfectly aware that people on 4chan have been calling *you* mentally disturbed for making that image, even if that happened on a scale orders of magnitude lesser than trusting without verification everything it says. But again, it's conscious calculation. You even probably understand that I'm not personally offended by what you're doing. Everyone with a modicum of social awareness understands that nothing you says is honest -- that every accusation of yours is just sacrifice of integrity for a political goal.
>>28405863
>nothing you says
*nothing you say
>>28404518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgFpHs5dGdg
>>28405863
Oh god, I feel much better for the times I posted 200 posts in the same thread for 3 hours already
>>28406005
Omitting a period is not quite enough to mask samefagging.
>>28403492
I turn 25 in a few weeks. The feel is real.
>>28406051
I should know better than to feed your psychosis, but apparently I don't.
>>28406051
Also, I decided to point out your manipulations (solely in one post of yours, >>28405418) after all. Because why not.
>adopting a faux-conversational tone so to imply that our arguments were (at least from my side) social and not meritorical
>suggesting that I have been consciously 'keeping a lower profile' and 'learning , so to imply opportunism on my part
>'controlling the entire dialogue', which might convince people not intelligent enought to be wary of vague, hardly-refutable accusations
>>28406122
>feed your psychosis
I just realized something that comforted me, and it is that no one worth talking to will ever pay attention to your hysteric steps, such as your readiness to call people mentally ill. In a way, you're a harmless person.
>>28403153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAQpXMdFko
Anyone else remember this from 08?
turning 31 in a few weeks
I have the receipts from the last few years for my car inspection/repairs sitting on my desk next to me. I remember the details of all those days and feels like they could've happened a month ago.
It's pretty surreal. Also as soon as I hit 30 I started getting health problems and my first grey hairs are noticeable on the sides of my head (a few people pointed them out).
Welp... getting older doesn't feel like I expected it to. One day you just look around and the 22 year olds at the bar look like children and your back hurts for no reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
>>28406212
>>28406122
(In fact, that's the lone thing that I never understood about you -- why you never chose to tone your language down. You remember perfectly the scatological depths you can reach. The only explanation I can think of is that you just like the company of violent people as are attracted to it.)
>24
>NEET for four years
>the last three years were supposed to be the year where i got my shit together
>yeah ill join the military, nah fuck that ill just go to college. never mind too much that's too much debt i guess ill just start working out and go from there
You can't escape the black hole of nihilism.
You must embrace it.
>>28406122
(Also, I'm pretty sure one can learn to type javascript:(function(){document.documentElement.contentEditable=true;})(); in under 10 seconds.)
>>28406377
This.
I believe that the only way for any robot, normie, failed normie, human or whatever is to accept the single most absurd truth that there is.
It's all a joke.
Embrace the absurd and be a sociopath, or embrace the ubermensch and be a psychopath.
Or both.
>>28406238
I'm 31, the physical thing is tougher than I thought it would be. You start to get fatter even if your diet didn't change, and I noticed my eyes getting worse and my hair thinning out. I can't imagine how decrepit I'll be in 10 years.
>already a month since cat died
>feels like yesterday
>>28406377
Fuck, pls no...I can still connect with people, I can still accomplish something, I can still build something worth living for...It's not over yet, there has to be something out there
>>28405572
Iv got exactly the same experience with high school, i miss it.
>>28403915
this is total bullshit that people parrot all the fucking time
reddit tier pseudo intellectual bullshit
>>28406732
The longer you fool yourself that there is light in the darkness, the more you will suffer.
Embrace it, anon.
There is nothing worth living for.And you have nothing to lose.
>tfw all your favorite sports heroes from your childhood are now retired.
>>28407033
The only difference between that "expectation" and "reality" is a bunch of neurotransmitters.
Take away someone's dopamine and serotonin and oxytocin and no matter what a 'positive' person they used to be, that'll stop real quick.
>>28407080
Or you can realize that these chemicals work in calibration with how you view the world.
Morph your view, and the chemicals will follow.
I love laughing at trees.
>>28406886
>parrot
The word you're looking for is "experience". It's a shared experience, that time seems to go faster and faster as you get older. Common knowledge doesn't mean it's a meme, and things you disagree with aren't automatically reddit. Grow up.
>>28407127
>shared experience
Not him, but there is no such thing as shared experience.
Qualias, anon.
>>28403851
>having kids at 43
be sure to blame your mom why you're retarded
>>28407111
>Or you can realize that these chemicals work in calibration with how you view the world.
They CAUSE how you view the world.
>>28407188
>20's are too young
>40's are too old
You still have an entire decade of fucking for optimal human reproduction in your 30's.
>>28403904
holy shit im listening to songs i found out from mgs5 right now and just looked at when i found them, was 4th september last year. felt like that just happened but it was almost a fucking year ago already.
fuck this shit.
>>28407111
Also, you're implying dualism, which I doubt you believe in.
The "you" is the product of the chemicals in your brain. Change the chemicals and you change the "you".
>>28407305
>>28407324
I believe that this world is all a big joke, and there is no real reason to be sad because your life is any different from the one of others.
It makes no sense.
>>28407305
Yes, so what?
A perfect symbiosis.
Scramble one and the one will follow, doesn't matter what.
>>28407324
Yes.
That's why hungering for something that you don't have is stupid.
Turning 30 next week
>unemployed since college
>live on 650 euros a month for the past 7 years
>no social contact for the last 2 years
>>28407423
Living the life.
From which country?
>>28407434
the netherlands. I hate this place so much
>>28407526
>the netherlands
Fuck me, are you living with the Wik or whatever it is fucking called?
I envy your country, i'd be the happiest nigger alive if i could live with 650 euros each month and do my music business alone.
>>28407324
> muh chemical imbalance!!!!
You really are a sad, sick puppy, Anti-Buddha. All you do is spend all day, day after day, month after month, year after year, spreading hopelessness and despair to people desperately looking for hope. You feed people nothing but ationalizationss to stay in their room and fester like you, trying to convince people to become as worthless, degraded, and parasitical as your life has become by absolving yourself of all responsibility.
>>28407582
We need him, tho.
When you reached the bottom, you can only go up.
I felt like time was speeding up so fast until I had a kid. Now it's slow and things are new again.
>>28407671
He's proof that's not true. He's been at this for *years*. Read the FAQ about him. He squats in r9k and does nothing but rant about how no one is responsible for their actions, that it's all just chemicals in the brain. He monitors every thread here, all day long, all night long, and deliberately floods out threads which offend his sensibilities, meanwhile trying to get as many people as possible to follow his path to become helpless, worthless shut-ins.
>>28407574
>the Wik
What?
those 650 euros aren't even enough to feed me properly with rent and everything.
Can't even own a car. The grass isn't that green on this side
>create noble memories
>do things you've never done before
>look at the clock every minute
>time slows down at a turtle pace
There you go robots. Now do something with your shitty lives.
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>>28405811
I didnt know this was a cringe thread guys
>>28403244
>just turned 24
>my sister got married at my age
>she and her husband also built a house during that time
>now she's 26 and they have a son that just turned 1 last month
>I'm a kv still living with our parents and working a retail wageslave job
FUCK YOU STOP I CANT TAKE THIS I CANT DIE YET I WANT TO SEE THE UPRISING RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28407582
>>28407765
I'm not >>28407305 and >>28407324.
One can't rule out he (or you) impersonated me, of course.
That said, I really pity you for being reduced to language such as you choose to display in your polemics.
>>28408808
>That said, I really pity you for being reduced to language such as you choose to display in your polemics.
...Because honestly, you just chose to be an ugly person. Do you ever ask yourself if it was worth it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS1NSyMOjsk
>>28408930
>Laci Green
>mfw
>>28408930
>laci green tries it: time relativity
>this thread
AHAHHAHHAHHHA NEETKEK BTFO
>>28404844
>I mined coal in runescape
This make me want to kill myself.
>listen to songs from 06 when I was 16
>remember all the good times from when I had hope
>tfw they will never come back
IM 20
IM FUCKING 20
FUCKING HELP ME
>>28406480
Get a new one, my dog died and I plan on getting two kittens
Late 2012 feels like yesterday to me, shit.
>>28409331
>IM FUCKING 20
>FUCKING HELP ME
come back when you're 25+
>>28403983
Can you feel the mana inside you growing?
>>28403664
Nothing gets me more than seeing the Jackass crew slamming the middle age wall.
They were like the cool older brothers you never had.
>>28403876
Better make a trip to home depot for some rope.
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