Failed Normie/Cyborg thread.
>tfw can get girls interested in me easily
>tfw see them light up and smile when we make eye contact
>tfw these waifus lose interest when delving deeper and discovering how much of an autistic weeb I am
>>28403077
Don't give yourself so much credit. If you were actually attractive, they'd still be down to fuck, at least.
>>28403077
Stop shitposting me
w-we need to hit the gym today...
>>28403133
Never said I was Chad, settle down dude.
Come on, I know there's a good batch of us here.
>has good grades
>parents pays tuition
>has couple of girls to talk to
>no friends
>feel like all my friends could drop me at any moment and not even care
>I feel like a pet project for my best friend
>Have no desire to express my personality so I appear dull to everyone
>Only girl I ever met from Tinder was a fatty
>we still fuck
>Job pays well but I spend all my money on weed
>Lost a shit ton of weight but still hate myself
>24
>can't even post in the 25 year old progress threads
Whew lads I wasn't ready for this
>>28403077
>tfw can get girls interested in me easily
>tfw see them light up and smile when we make eye contact
I know these feels but I never manage to talk to them.
next time I see the qt cashier I must say hi. I just hope she still work there because last time I didn't see her.
This is the first time I see anon in here who is very much like me.
>six figure job in NYC
>own my own condo
>6 ft tall and fit
I can fuck sluts off okc and tinder, but they bail when they find out I'm acting on dates and am actually a sperg.
Zero friends, functional alcoholic. Pedo. Ahit posting, fapping, drinking and vidya take up most of my weekends. So I guess that makes me a failed normie?
>>28403077
>>tfw see them light up and smile when we make eye contact
Does this actually mean someone is interested in you? If so I've got hope again.
>>28403801
>six figure job in NYC
Literally how. Rich parents?
>>28403877
Law school. Paid for with student loans
>>28403870
Maybe, or maybe they're just being nice
Shit keeps me up
>>28403742
>>feel like all my friends could drop me at any moment and not even care
Oh god I can't deal with this.
>>28403870
>tfw all the girls i hit on smiled at me and kind of flirted with me when i talked to them
>still get rejected everytime
what the fuck nigger
Can I just not read social cues that well?
>>28403077
>tfw attractive enough for girls to find my autism "cute" and not ditch me
I don't think I'd have made it if I didn't win the genetic lottery.
Tfw attractive enough to get girls to like me enough to make out and cuddle, but virgin so afraid to initiate sex and they lose interest.
>>28403742
Hey man, I'm gotten with some pretty hot girls, but the first woman I ever banged on Tinder was pic related, so no judgement.
>third wheeling with friend and his gf
>at her place watching a movie
>they make out
>i'm on the next couch over on my phone playing with her dogs
>jokily say "i wish someone would make out with me"
>"just make out with the dog anon! kiss the dog hahaha!!!!"
>>28404073
>third wheeling
Come on, man, you're better than that.
>>28403077
Christ I know this feel
>don't understand how to talk to people
>don't understand how to hold a conversation going
>anxious all the time
>Not invited to stuff in your circle
>Ask people about it
>Oh well we'll invite you if you ask!
>All you gotta do is ask, of course we'll say yes, bro.
>I dunno what the issue is
>THE ISSUE IS THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS TO ASK
>When everyone in your circle has their subgroups
>You're not part of them, you're only part of the main group.
>>28404073
>third wheeling
Why would you do this to yourself?
>>28404073
Third wheeling is the fucking worst
I feel awkward even when one of my friends hugs a girl for like 5 seconds
>When they invite you to parties and gatherings
>You keep saying no out of anxiety
>They just give up after a while
>First day
>Guy approaches you enthusiastically
>Seems to really want to get to know you
>With each no effort response you give, his answers get less and less enthusiastic
>His smile fades
>The awkward silence
>He tries to leave
>That one guy who you actually do strike up a conversation with and you feel you get along with
>You try to contact him
>He says he's gotta do something or he's busy
>Never has time to stop and chat
>You get the picture
>The friends you make in that one class
>You're an idiot and you don't ask them for contact information
>You try to make an excuse with that you'll see them in other classes
>You know you're not seeing them again
>Don't see them again
>>28403077
This is me famalam, this always triggers my autistic rage and even once made me go on a depersonalization episode
>That one group you sit next to in class who seem pretty cool and share similar interests as you but you never muster the courage to talk to them so you just overheard their conversation constantly
>You respond to what they say in your head.
Who else here >abletoattractpeoplebutunabletofeelcomfortablearoundthem?
I would kill to not be so lonely all the time, but I've never been comfortable enough around people to have genuine friends.
>>28404127
>>28404073
>>28404130
>girl from work says we'll go hang out downtown
>then she says she'll bring her boyfriend
>just the three of us
>too desperate for any social contact at all to back out of it
What do I do? I don't have any other friends, there's no one I can invite to balance this shit out.
>Get a job
>they realize how socially inept you are
>Lost it the same month for not fitting in
>average looking
>girls talk to me
>not interested at all
>they get mad because i dont answer
>time makes them stop talking to me
Why have i lost interest in women r9k? no homo
>>28403677
This is me. Uni has been super depressing all I do is keep straight As and have one night stands. The most exciting thing I've done is date a few girls at once but I really miss having male friends because after a year of isolation from true male bonding I've formed an extreme hatred for women and as a result erectile dysfunction
>>28404209
i have a friend like that, he says he is always bussy when we invite him to parties, can we do anything to help people like you?
>>28405072
>parties
There's your problem. Invite him for something in a very small group or just one on one. Parties are cancer.
>>28403133
women would rather fuck a confident joe shmo who knows exactly what to say and do than bother with an awkward chad look-alike who fumbles and bumbles his way through even the simplest courtship rituals.
>>28403077
>feel like all my friends could drop me at any moment and not even care
I know that feel...
>>28405090
sometimes i invite him over to my house to play some xbox or something but he is always tired or something
>>28403077
>You respond to what they say in your head.
But how am i suppose to join the conversation without being rude or weird?!
>>28405122
>>28403077
they can and they will
>been married twice
>still afraid to call most people by name
>still can't look people in the eye
>still can't make small talk
>get depressed to the point of being near-suicidal whenever I have computer problems
I would love to win the lottery one day so I can buy a big fucking house in the middle of nowhere and just play video games all day.
>About to lose virginity
>Suddenly can't get hard
This has happened 3 times. Nothing is more embarrassing. Life just doesn't want me to lose my virginity
>>28405242
Oh, and I would have the fastest internet I can get, and a giant assfuck cloud storage account with everything backed up. It would be a nice life.
>>28403166
You should really consider what he said a bit more, he's not wrong. Sounds like she was just trying to reel you in as an orbiter and realized it was a waste of time.
>>28405277
This has been happening to me recently too. Everything used to be fine, then bam, can't fuck. Sucks because I know it's 100% a mental thing. I can force myself to be a normie and go out and meet people, but this is the one thing I can't force. Fuck
>>28406159
>She
This isn't a one off thing though
>>28406650
damn bro you get friend zoned a lot, thats real beta no wonder you only talk about it here
>>28406681
xD
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>>28404103
Holy crap, this.
>how do I end this conversation naturally
>is now a good time
>oh god, they can see that I'm floundering
>"well, gotta g-get going, h-heh"
>>28403077
I feel that, OP. It's a bad feel, innit? Can't be normie enough to fit in, and can't be robot enough to revel in autism.
Got lots of female acquaintances that might even be categorized as friends, but that's all. My male friends are all figurative or literal retards. My only joys are reading, fap, anime, and Civ 5. I gain pleasure from mass brutality.
Pretty bad.
>>28403796
There's more like ya bro. People think we're chads and can get anything we want , if they new what is was like they'd change their minds
>people at work say girls talk about me alot
>always notice qt stating at me all the time and talking to me alot
>tfw she has a bf and he works here to
Life is suffering
I won't say I'm autistic but I do have aitistc traits like I can't hold eye contact very long but I'm working on it.
Tfw actually try to connect with girls to mess around with to act "chad" and they always take forever to respond or ignore me and I get depressed. Being attractive doesn't mean shit .
I'm a cyborg for sure. Arguably even a normie tbhfamm.
I don't think I've even talked with a female one on one for like... 2 years now. At least in a non-dismissing tone.
To be honest the only stuff I like to talk about is the hilarity of stuff and banter, and you can only really do that with guys because women take life too seriously.
>>28403677
same just without girls, and I have a friend and a cousin
>>28403077
>converse well with people on a daily basis
>regularly get invited to do things
>always refuse
>rarely leave the house
>no close friends
Am I in the right thread?
>meet girl
>been getting close lately
>she comes to my house
>no one else there
>start making out
>take her to bed
>start getting naked
>dick goes limp
>not average limp, tho, like freezing cold like when taking a cold shower
>tell her its not happening
>she cries
>tfw still virgin
>tfw almost normie
i don't know any of these feels, but the robots don't consider me one of theirs either, so what am i? a failed cyborg? a failed semi-norman?
>>28407183
Purgatory Ghost.
You belong nowhere
>>28407141
How did you do steps 1-3
>couple of girls talk to me this semester and ask for my number
>think that I'm finally norming up
>they all just want me to help them out with classes
It never ends, does it?
>>28406986
with the eye contact thing, try looking at their nose bridge or one eyebrow, it's close enough they can't see the difference and it doesn't feel as intense.
>>28407141
>>28407242
PLEASE. RESPOND. THANK YOU.
Fuck off robot this is all I have to say
>Milf chasing the D
>Find her in bed with somebody else
>Fapped once in 10 days
>Ended up fapping and cumming everywhere
Maybe I should just stick to anime girls.
>>28403742
>I feel like a pet project for my best friend
>Lost a shit ton of weight but still hate myself
Both me
>>28407242
I'm good looking and intelligent. Sorry if it's a shitty answer, my personality is meaningless in here. I'm a handsome loser. She's the one who chased me and she's attractive as fuck.
I don't mean to brag, but steps one and two are be attractive and don't be unattractive.
>>28404073
I often end up being the third wheel, they seem to be completely obvious to how it feels.
>>28404073
one time that was me except they didn't have a dog and left me some weed while they go upstairs to tell each other "secrets"
>>28405192
>xbox
That's your problem, get a PS3 with all the weeb games.
>>28404073
>hanging out with friend and his gf
>they start play fighting all over the room
>sit awkwardly while they're flinging each other across the room, giggling and panting
>get up to leave
>Anon where are you going?!
And he keeps inviting me over for this. How can it not be obvious to him how awkward it is? I've told him multiple times and he just denies it.
>>28407638
>PS3
>games
>>28407533
But there are things you say. You aren't a fucking mute that got reeled along
>>28407714
PS3 has a good library, there is plenty of games.
PS4 is the no games machine and is populated with the former 360 crowd.
>>28407690
They want a threesome bro, just get in there.
I just cant think of anything interesting to say, it absolutely drives me crazy that my one friend who is extroverted as fuck and can sweet talk any girl into her pants can talk non-stop 24/7 (which he does) and everything is something of value/interest while I always draw a blank.
>>28405214
right, i used to hangout in this one group but the only times i spoke was when i came up with an insensitive joke (usually pertaining to jew bc 2 of the members are jew) and one of them just started saying "anon, just shut the fuck up" in that weird way a normie cusses like he's trying to sound dominant so then i just started being the laugh machine for every joke in a different group
>>28407716
Yeah but they don't matter.
I don't reply to her messages all the time
I never call her and hardly ever start conversation. Sometimes I don't even reply to her messages, and when I do I take long ass pauses, 20 minutes at least.
I avoid speaking about me and remain in silence most of the time, looking at her or kissing her or showing her my neck, maybe make a silly expression. If I ever speak about me, it's about my love for alcohol or drugs. Girls seem to dig drug addicts.
>>28407804
I can't believe some of the shit people say, and I wonder why I never thought of it. They talk non-stop about the most mundane stuff, but I struggle to say one thing. I just don't get it. How do people know what to say? I feel like if I talked about the things people do it would come off as weird. I don't know...
>>28408155
>>28407804
I'm glad that it's not only me. I really don't understand how people are able to come up with so much material to talk about.
>top of your class
>"bright future anon we're so proud of you"
>All the accolades and stupid shit
>Short, skinny, cute face imo
>gay
>itgetsbetter.jpeg
Well I want it better now wtf life
>>28404543
Just call or text her the day before you're supposed to meet up and say you're not feeling well and unable to go.
