How did you get on NEETbux, robots?
> Be me, have Asperger's and OCD.
> I get the same thing for lunch every day from my local Jimmy John's sandwich shop:
> Bacon (the base sandwich is a BLT)
> Cucumbers
> LIGHT lettuce (I cannot believe how some normies can eat so much lettuce. Do you even taste your meat?)
> LIGHT mayonnaise (I used to get EXTRA mayonnaise but both of my pairs of shorts were getting too tight so I had to cut some fats out of my diet)
> NO tomatoes (They are the yuckiest food and I have never even touched a tomato since I turned 18)
> Pickle, on the side. Cut into quarters.
> Save my receipts day after day until I have about 100 of them. (I had 102).
> Laminate them all and put them, in order, into a binder.
> Show up at my NEETbux appointment and they immediately diagnose me as unfit to function, I don't even have to speak to the normies at the office, since I wore my nametag!
It was that simple for me, /r9k/. Help your fellow aspiring-NEETs out and post how you convinced the NEETbux authorities that you deserve it!
>>28402263
you're not fooling them if you literally have those things.
And I have major depression. I asked my doctor if I qualified for disability and she's like "oh yes, without a doubt you'll be approved"
Now I sit here with my neetbux hoping every 15 minutes a plane will crash into my building and kill me.
>>28402263
>not ordering the Pepe
>>28402263
i wish i was autistic
you people have no sense of shame thats how you're able to do stuff like this, being autistic is like playing life on easy mode. i cant stand being looked down upon even though i know im a pathetic fuck, i'd probably kill myself afterwards if i ever attempted this.
>>28402263
Just spastically flap your arms bro.
Here's a pretty good comprehensive guide on how to attain neetbux.
>>28402384
One of these days when I'm feeling silly I will order a Pepe with no ham and add bacon! Great NEET mischief idea, anon.
>>28402263
>>28402392
I'm not lucky enough to have an excuse for free money and I ran out of GBP and my mom kicked me out.
I was literally homeless for awhile and now living in government housing with a bunch of druggie fucking junkie scumbags.
I just joined the military because it's my only option. Tried to wagecuck but of the literally almost 50 places I applied to only 2 of them called back, got 1 one interview, and no further calls. Seriously, even MCDONALDS didn't give me a call back.
I guess I'll see you guys when I get out of RTC
