Fembots, would you ever have sex with this guy?
>>28400776
he just needs to lift and get a haircut and he'll become a 10/10 chad
>>28400776
Maybe. Depends on what he's like.
no. he looks like the squirrel from Ice Age.
Gaybot here
Honestly, I'd just put a bag over his head and go through with it
>>28400799
I talk to him on steam. He's really nice and sweet. He has really low self esteem because people are really mean to him and he's never been with a girl but he is not jaded or bitter at all.
No, even without the face he'd still be incredibly lanky
>>28400776
He really needs to start lifting. If he did, and gained muscle mass, his head wouldn't look so big next to his body. But the answer is no as is.
>>28400776
if he would continue our relationship after that, yes
I do look like him but my irises are blue and not that large. I have a gf somehow but it's probably based off white-fever so it'll die soon.
>>28400776
Fembot here. No, I would never degrade myself with such lowly trash.
He should kill himself.
>>28400839
perfect provider material if he can make money
He has the most dead eyes I've ever seen, I don't know if I wanna commit exophilia
if he wore Men Clothing, maybe. He'd also have to take a shower and buzz cut those hideous pubes from his skull.
I bet he's not so bad looking face-to-face, if he'd push his hair to a sidepart and lift he'd look better in photos.
No, he is a 2/10 and I'm at least a 5/10.
I would date a 4/10 though if we had a lot of things in common and he was nice.
>>28400905
>I would never degrade myself with such lowly trash.
Your biology doesn't give you a choice anyway femanon.
>>28400776
If he was dead and at least a few days old. Those big eyes would cloud over in the prettiest fucking way. I bet those long limbs would decay nicely, too.
>>28400776
God no. He's hideous. Why would I?
>>28401033
Are you a female necro?
>>28401048Yesbefore dawn they will find me and take me to a black cell where I shall languish interminably, while insatiable desires gnaw at my vitals and wither up my heart, till at last I become with the dead that I love
>>28401100
If I kill myself will you be my gf?
>>28401151
you can't be anyone's gf in hell anon
>>28401168
Okay, but can I fuck you?
>>28401151
I wouldn't be your gf, I'd be a fuckbuddy at best. Corpses don't last long and I'm not so far gone that I think I can have a relationship with the dead.
>>28401240
Where are you from? You sound pretty cool.
>>28401344
Thanks senpai. I grew up in Cali but I've lived in the UK, Maryland, New York, Georgia and both the Carolinas. It's a little difficult to say where I'm from exactly.
>>28401546
Are you in New York right now?
Can I fuck you on Tuesday?
>>28401643
>tfw even if I was still in NY I couldn't have sex with anyone with a pulse
>tfw ordinary sex leaves me as dry and unsatisfied as a nun in the desert
>>28401692
you gotta necro porn folder?
>>28401840
It's pretty impressive. I could make a thread on /b/ or /trash/ if you're interested.
>>28402073
yes pls, I would really like to see it.
Is this that chick that stabbed up her boyfriend and then got raided by the cops?
>>2840215
meant to quote this post.if it is why do i keep on finding you?
>>28401692
>>28402154
Here we go.
>>>/trash/2719797
>>28400776
all hail rubin canaj, king of atlantis
>>28401048
>>28401151
>>28401209
>>28401344
>>28401643
>>28401840
reminder that you're talking to necrofag (a tripfag who stopped tripping for some reason) who is an obese hispanic male who likes to roleplay as a girl
stay weary desu
>>28402326
>implying she isn't a petite white female who has been telling the same story for over half a decade now
Where the fuck did you get hispanic, obese or male from?
>>28402370
>>28402321
samefag necrofag
fuck off Jose
>>28402321
thank you kindly anon
bloxx
>>28402321
>literally just posting pics from a page off of bestgore
>>28402416
nprobot please fuck off
>>28402433
The majority of the shit I've saved is from bestgore, liveleak, undocumentingreality and charonsboat. Anyone can easily go to those websites and get a bigger selection, this is just a few of my personal favorite pictures. If you don't want to look at it, just don't go to the thread.
>>28402370
Not even that anon, but I'm just gonna pretend that you're not necrofag for a sec and ask for actual proof she's a female who is white and petite.
Simple request.
>>28400776
he'd be an ordinary 5/10 with some good hygiene and sleep. i see tons of guys with gfs who have this awkward face shape/big eyes
>>28400776
he likes call of duty black ops. Thats a deal breaker.
>>28400776
I don't know. He's kind of at his worst. Like, bad hair, really dumb looking mustache, vacant expression, manchild t-shirt. Honestly based on that picture alone I'd assume that dude is legitimately autistic, but if he wasn't I'd need to know what he's like at his best because most people are presenting themselves at their best if they're trying to have sex, you know?
>>28402586
if he got in shape and wore decent clothes and shit he'd def have that weird-hot adam driver type appeal.
>>28402560
I had no idea being mistaken for a fat hispanic guy would get under my skin so badly. Here you go.
>>28402842
dem child-bearing hips. I need to roofie you so you can be my make-believe corpse
>>28402842
I asked for proof that you're a female. A picture of some flabby body with a very loose fitting shirt doesn't prove shit.
Jose pls go
>>28400776
No, I'm only attracted to confident guys
>>28402842
>petite
>>28402917
>>28402842
samefag
>>28402917
You're a necro, too?
>>28402935
That flabby, poorly-clothed example is the best you're getting, Paco.
>>28402994
sadly, not in the way you are. I only go for make-believe.
>tfwnogf who will roleplay rigor mortis
You might satisfy me but I wouldn't satisfy you. Or maybe just the once...
>>28402994
>not even a timestamped ID card with blanked out personal info
Also, I love how you try to ignore me and the other anon call you out on samefagging.
Just kill yourself you histrionic tranny, you don't even have a real necro fetish.
>>28403092
>no gf who will roleplay rigor mortis
Not into "necro" but I do have a kind of obscure time-stop fetish that girls have indulged before. Maybe you can try that. They'll consider you weird but play along instead of thinking you're gross for wanting to fuck dead bodies.
>>28403092
It's surprisingly simple to get people to play along with a necro fetish so long as you don't actually hurt them. An ice bath, a little body paint, maybe some booze or drugs to really knock them out. Smear them with rotten meat to get an approximate smell, restrain them once they're knock out to prevent any unnecessary movement, it's very simple. They barely have to do a thing.
>>28402842
i thought u said u where petite wtf is this
>>28400905
>fembot here
stopped reading at this point, go away hag
>>28403201
that looks petite to me
>>28403273
Necrofag pls go, have some dignity.
>>28403331
I'm in a different board entirely m8, but no one will ever believe me. The drunken damage is done.
>>28402755
>He's kind of at his worst.
>most people are presenting themselves at their best if they're trying to have sex
this is important. i don't know why robots think they can present themselves as fucking slobs with shitty hygiene and no fashion sense and expect anyone to find them physically appealing.
>>28400838
Safe sex is important, I agree
>>28402842
Lol, anyone can take a picture and claim to be necrofag.
I was necrofag for 2 weeks last summer because i got bored
