>Mother's Day
>mom cries when I didn't remember the stupid holiday
Fuck who ever created this holiday
>>28400665
>Fuck who ever created this holiday
>mom cries when I didn't remember the stupid holiday
>mom cries when I didn't remember the stupid holiday
>mom cries when I didn't remember the stupid holiday
>mom cries when I didn't remember the stupid holiday
>>28400665
She has a shitty little dog and we are gonna shill out $1.5k to replace her destroyed carpet with tiles.
We children of my mother have also gotten her and our grandma flowers/cards and will give our Mom breakfast in bed before she and our grandma see a movie with our Mom's friends.
Get siblings, anon, they do most of the work. :^)
Isn't mother's day tomorrow?
I'm dreading this phone call so much. Last time I called her I took a shot every time she pissed me off. Took like 15 shots in a 20 minute phone call
Me and my mom are going to the flea market tomorrow and I plan to buy her whatever she wants with the little money I got from my last paycheck from the job im quitting today.
She tries her best, me mum. I can at least take something out of my pitiful wallet to give her.
Thanks mum, I love you.
>>28400793
You shot heroin?
>every year, i have gave her a 5usd mcds gift card
>this year, am gunna give her 1 nickle and say 'do not spent it all in 1 place ;]'
I'm across the country and forgot to mail her a card and schedule a flower delivery or anything so I think I'm fucked.
Anything I can do before tomorrow?
>>28400832
Cheap warm tequila
>>28400793
Yeah it's tomorrow but OP is from the future OR the past.
>>28400885
Kill yourself. I'm sure she would be thrilled to know that her mistake fixed itself instead of terrorizing others with its' weaponized autism.
>>28400944
Get cancer and hang yourself you pathetic faggot. This is the only way for you to feel better about yourself, loser? To go and tell people to commit suicide online where no one can retaliate? You're lower than a fucking cockroach.
>>28400665
>mfw tomorrow's mother's day
>she loves pancakes
>mfw I'm going to make her some POTcakes insteadnot the drug you degenerateshttp://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/06/14/how-to-make-epic-pancakes-with-your-japanese-rice-cooker/
>>28400944
>>28400965
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>>28400885
do you have a next day flower delivery near her? my mom lives in a pretty rural area but there's still a flower shop that does that nearby.
>>28400885
I don't know the relationship between you or your mother or if you are busy with job/school but if you really love her and haven't seen her in a while you could get on a plane and surprise her with roses early sunday morning.
>tell people I refuse to support non-Christmas holidays on moral grounds because they're money making schemes pushed by corporations
>really don't care at all and just don't want to have to go to the effort of buying something
>>28401118
I don't have money for that bullshit. I don't even like her I just feel obligated to send her something.
>>28401044
Yeah there are a few. Thanks. I'll send her something other than roses because she hates the smell.
Bumparuni
Who /never celebrate/ here?
No birthdays, no holidays.
I sent my mom a card and I made a little photo album with pictures from my last trip overseas in it for my grandma.
You know these sort of things directly translate into bigger birthday/christmas presents later, right?
>>28401636
>being a wealthyfag
>being on this board
Normans rooo etc
>>28401614
I don't like celebrating anything.
All holidays have become a corporate scam and are a sorry excuse for acting like humans once in a while.
>>28401821
the card was six dollars and the photo album wasfree, I won it from a mcdonalds monopoly sticker
>don't celebrate father's day
>don't celebrate mother's day
>only buy my parents gifts on their respective birthdays and christmas
>tfw the only reason I buy my mom and dad such great gifts is because I want the house when they die
>I used to be the fuck up in the family, but now my parents love me more than my prego, normie sister
I just need to provide them with a grandchild at some point
and I'm in. Any volunteers?
>>28402992
>overseas trip
>has gotten so many birthday/Christmas gifts that he tries to game them
That's why I said wealthyfag.
>>28400665
Wew... Thanks for reminding me OP!
>got mom some donuts and a card
>will just get dad a six pack of beer in June
>tfw used to buy cool presents when i was a teen
>tfw when I actually had more disposable income when I was a teen (26 now)
>>28403280
my gramma and mamma are rich, I'm not. its a nice safety net, but I have no wealth myself. not yet until they pass I guess, but my gramma is the richest and I have a dozen cousins who are closer to her anyways
>>28400665
>too shy to say "Happy Mother's Day"
I'll just be extra nice to her. Actions speak louder than words.
>>28400894
So you shot heroin?
It's ok annon
The person who created it actually intended it to celebrate their mother, but business started to
capitalise on the idea so your actually doing the right thing by ignoring it.
>>28400885
Make her the rarest Pepe you can.
>>28400665
In my opinion the only holidays I give a single fuck about are Christmas, thanskgiving, and New Year's Eve. Everything else is just fucking annoying and I don't fuckig care. I hate birthdays too. 4th of July is also okay, fireworks are nice.
Fuck valentines day.
Fuck Easter.
Fuck all the other ones I'm forgetting
>Mothers Day
>Argue with mum
>Break vase with flowers I bought her for mothers day out of anger
>Every mothers day we argue from now on
>Fuck mothers day
>>28400793
Yes Mother's Day is tomorrow but my fucking cunt of a mother was already crying about how I haven't gotten her any
Ignoring the fact that:
>I don't have any money
>I don't have access to a car to go anywhere
>even if I wanted to leave the house I can't really do that right now
Jesus christ
>>28404859
a card is like two bucks. it wouldn't hurt you to walk somewhere for a change either, fatty
>>28404888
I live in the middle of no where. If I walked to the nearest store it would take me approximately 2 hours, I shit you not.
I wouldn't do that for my mother, who just this morning was threatening to kill my dog.
>societal pressure to buy something for your mom
Haha nice try ishmael goldstein
>>28404950
>2 hours
So a make a day of it. What else do you have going on? The fact you walked 4 hours for a card for your mother would be a nice gift in of itself
>>28400665
>tfw read this thinking today was mother's day but tomorrow is actually mother's day
>girlfriend wants me to spend the day with her because she's a mother
>i'm going to spend the day with my mom
This is the jews fault
>>28405493
your girlfriend is your mom? is god okay with this arrangement?
>>28405493
>girlfriends son
>>28403184
M or F?
LONDON?
>>28400665
I know this feel.
>go way overboard for my mom's birthday, a few weeks before Mother's Day
>buy her a nice watch, plant flowers in her garden, take her out to dinner, the whole nine yards
>blow off Mother's Day, figuring she'll understand
>get letter telling me what an awful, thoughtless son I am
fucking crazy ass cunt. what the hell do you want from me? blood? good grief, I do not owe you for some bullshit made up greeting card holiday...
>>28405710
>>28405775
she has a son but he is too young to understand holidays and since women like attention she wants it to be her day
>Thanking mother for giving birth to you in order to establish financial security for herself and the 2 kids she already had with a different man.
Fucking whore. Wish she would die
>>28405835
dude that's not how relationships work. It's a marathon not a sprint you fucking retard. You have to spread out the love for it to have more effect
How is Mother's Day? Wasn't it in March?
Last bumpo
>>28405896
im surprised no one cuckposted you yet
