i'm asian with a 4 inch pencil dick how do i get a girlfriend like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmJA3ykEPWM
if you're rich enough you can snatch an eastern european trophy wife who may look like that
swallow the skull of elliot rodger
bathe in the waters of the hyperborean sunwell
paint your whole face black
get penis enlargement surgery
start talking like you are lobotomised
blonde women are the property of asian man
>>28399884
by being a good asshole-eater
>>28399884
6 feet tall, be muscular, any generic chink haircut will do, don't act like a beta.
>>28399983
She's not blonde you fucking retard
>>28399884
You don't.
Better start accepting your fate right now or you'll end up being overwhelmed by folly and you'll end yourself.
>>28399884
>>28399983
same person, this is another obvious /r/asianmasculinity thread, ignore
>>28399983
>look at this pic
>immediately think that guy is hiro
>turns out he isn't
asians really do look the same jesus
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>>28399992
All good advice.
>>28400040
Do not believe this madman.
