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2016-05-07 18:19:25 Post No. 28399122
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2016-05-07 18:19:25
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robots I just fucked up
>be me
>have a solid 7/10 qt gf
>things are getting sort of serious
>"hey anon I want you to meet my parents"
>go to her parents house
>more like a mansion
>feel super insecure and start sweating
>go up and introduce myself
>"hello mister and misses so-and-so"
>"its a pleasure to meet you anon, our daughter has told us a lot about you"
>smile like an idiot
>I can feel the spaghetti starting to spill
>barely make my way through the next 30 min
>her parents ask me about my job and dreams
>can't tell them I'm living that NEET life
>"I... ummmm-"
>"Anon you're 24, don't you have-"
>"sorry I need to use the bathroom" I lie
>get up and quickly leave room
>shit I dont know where im going
>run up the stairs
>its like the fucking Shining
>doors everywhere
>panic actually makes me need to really shit
>start breathing heavily
>my bowels clench and everything drops
>ohshititscoming.wmv
>drop my pants and shit right in the middle of hallway
>fuck
>run back downstairs and head towards the front door
>"Anon where are tou going?"
>run out of house with tears in my eyes and get in car
>girlfriend runs up to drivers side window and looks me in the eye.
>I look at her and dont say anything
>drive away
Now I'm sitting in the parking lot of a burgerking, what should I do guys?
