Pregnant Wife left me last night. Currently drinking myself into a coma. It's been a good ride. How is your weekend, robots?
That baby is your property
>>28398888
Great quads. Post story.
bloxxors
pregnant with Chads kid?
>>28398888
That cat is checking your quads.
On the bright side now you don't have to raise your wife's son AND you got quads. I hope you're drinking to celebrate bro.
>>28398888
After spending two days in bed, then drinking myself into a coma, I made a breakthrough in my exposure and response prevention therapy. My anxiety is considerably lessened, and my mood is so much more stable that my psychiatrist is reducing some of my medication. This Monday I'm going to break the good news to my shrink and I can't fucking wait to see how he responds. This therapy has been a living hell for me and to finally see real results from it is such a fucking relief.
I'm so sorry to hear that you're having such a shitty time of things OP. Do whatever you need to do to get through it.
>>28398888
Fuck off normalfag. Glad you got cucked.
>>28398909
fucking this.
take back what is yours, OP
unless she cheated on you with some chad scum, then say fuck it and and enjoy singularity for a while, until you can get a new gf
>>28398888
What are you drinking?
Busch?
>>28398910
I don't want to get into it. I'm sorry Anon. But this is the end.
>>28398936
I'm happy to hear you're doing better. Honestly. Keep going anon.
>>28399036
I have two 750ml bottles of Jager I'm going to be downing. I started 30 minutes ago and I'm halfway through the first.
Snapped and exploded at my obnoxious vindictive mother who then came into the room 20 minutes later crying and shaking saying I'd never spoke to her like that before (I exploded at her for being a cunt three years ago and she conviniently does not remember) She then begged for forgiveness and asked I never speak like that to her again, asking if I still love her. I don't love her, but I don't hate her either.
I'm 21. It's time to fly the nest I think, even though there is a comfort to being in the home you grew up in. I just get this impression that moving into some shitty old apartment will darken my moods even further.
>>28399091
>this cunt did this the day before Mother's day
>is living with his poor mother, leeching off of her, and doesn't even love her
I really hope this is her wake up call to remove you.
Cheers friends. You've been great.
>>28398994
>enjoy singularity for a while
I wish
>>28399139
where in god's name did you get that shot glass
I need it
>>28399129
Nah cunt, I work and pay my own shit and even give that ungrateful bitch a bit on the side, and Mothers day is in March here. A world exists outside your own shitty country.
>>28399239
I got it at spencers
>>28399080
You're going to puke soon, have fun
>>28399253
Good to know famalam, thanks
Bottle #2. Godspeed anons
>>28399311
i really don't like this became an ingredient of a popular meme drink for normies since while I like the taste, shops charge exorbitant prices for it and I don't want to look like a normie faggot either while buying it
fucking normies
>>28399311
That shit is absolutely fucking revolting. I once drank a whole bottle in a single sitting and while I kept it down, I felt like ass for at least a day afterwards. I hope you're drinking plenty of water too, OP.
>>28399347
I don't need water where I'm going
>>28399458
I feel you. I really hope you feel better soon m8.
>>28398888
Look on the bright side. In a few years, you'll be shitposting anonymously on /r9k/ with your estranged progeny. You might even call each other faggots.
>>28400603
What if his son ends up a faggot cute boi and he ends up contacting and fucking him.
>>28400667
family reunion
>>28400667
pplease stop
Why do you care about the fetus? It isn't even human yet. Just cut your losses and try again you pathetic faggot.
>>28398888
My fucking sides man, that kid was most likely not even yours M8 why else would she leave
>>28399080
Thats not enough liquir to even get my dick limp