Could this be a robot's salvation?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
>>28398519
So, how the fuck do I apply?
I'd be tempted if there was a solid internet connection.
>In the very far east of the country
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>28398519
Based putin.
Love this guy.
>>28398657
Just get a longer wifi antenna
>>28398674
you could spend the weekends in Japan
also what this guy >>28398657 said
Do you have to be britbong?
>>28398519
Only 300?
Is he trolling the world?
>>28398519
that looks pretty dobe.
Pass.
I need some sunny weather once in a while.
>inb4 normie
>>28398519
Reading the article I don't think this was meant to be taken seriously, he's just being a shithead.
>>28399017
>didn't even read the article
Kill yourself
>>28398519
Holy shit. When is he extending this to Canadians?
I've been to Montreal in the winter, this will be no trouble at all.
>>28399048
>reading
Do I look like a nerd to you?
Also the article didn't mention good weather at all (unless -47 degrees is good weather for you).
>>28398519
The reason why Putin is doing this is because the Chinese are taking over the sparsely populated Sibera and taking all the Russian females there.
>>28399173
>Also the article didn't mention good weather at all
"Summers are also long and comfortably warm, with 25 degree temperatures providing the perfect climate in which to explore the region's dramatic landscapes."
>>28399203
>taking all the Russian females there.
REMINDER : Chinese men + Russian women are the largest (by far the largest) 'interracial' pairing in the world.
"One feature of the Russian-Chinese relationship seemed especially telling: Cross-border marriages are overwhelmingly between Chinese men and Russian women. Much of this has to do with demographics -- Russia has a surplus of women, while China has too many men."
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/dispatches/features/2009/where_russia_meets_china/why_are_siberian_russians_drawn_to_china.html
>>28399203
>>28399247
it was a good thread until /r/asianmasculinity showed up, ABANDON SHIP
>>28399203
AM/WF tends to create amazing kids so honestly I don't see it as bad. And Asian men rarely abandon their kids. Yeah, they do sometimes but hardly ever compared to men of other races.
>>28398519
This blonde blue-eyed Russian girl is the #1 girl on Panda TV (Chinese version of Twitch)
>>28399303
>Panda TV (Chinese version of Twitch)
She lives in China and has an Asian boyfriend.
>>28399265
>AM/WF tends to create amazing kids
Is this a joke?
I am tempted, but I'm not sure I want to go to Russia while oil prices are this low.
>>28399203
>>28399247
>>28399303
>>28399330
same /r/asianmasculinity
not sure what he wants with us, how can you cuck that which has no gf
>>28399355
Literally every actor / actresses or other famous 'asian' comes from an Asian father + White mother.
>>28398519
>population density currently stands at three people per square kilometre
I like those odds.
>>28399303
>>28399330
fuck off /r/asianmasculinity shill
>>28399381
>not sure what he wants with us, how can you cuck that which has no gf
kek, very true
>go to russia
>WWIII starts
>get put in a camp
Nah I'll pass
>>28399261
>dat fucking pot belly
why does every white male pornstar/shooter has to have one? like...it isn't enough we get some average dick, we gotta further hit home how out of shape these guys are.
i'm a fucking robot, but fit. if it wasn't for my crippling talking skills I'd show these kinds of fags up. i think ill drink instead.
>>28399247
All this is doing is making a race of inferior "Eurasians" to fight and kill in a future war. Ace Combat teaches us such fags lose in the end.
>>28398657
You won't have time for internet, you'll be working from dawn till dusk just to eke out a meager living.
>>28399404
Don't be too mad. You pain isn't that enjoyable.
>>28399566
your spam is annoying
>>28399580
I dont get what the point is spamming porn as if I cant do the same with White girls with Asian guys. The point of Russia offering land 'free' land in Eastern Russia is because of the Chinese businesses / immigratings overtaking the area and that includes their women.
"In recent years, Moscow has grown alarmed at the prospect of a Sinification of its Far East, with the entrance of Chinese businesses into the region and the emergence of Chinese communities compensating for the labor shortfalls. There's an inexorable demographic argument: Birthrates on the Russian side of the border are in decline; on the Chinese side, they are on the rise."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/05/04/russia-offers-free-land-to-all-citizens-willing-to-move-to-the-far-east/
>>28398519
>tfw american
>tfw afraid of putin
I just want free land.
>>28399814
nice post /r/asianmasculinity
>>28399814
and? why should I care?
I am a complete failure at life and race bait is the least of my concerns.
ok so Russian Chads are worried about Chinese Chads taking their women, woo hoo white versus asian, bla bla
I was never a part of any of this, I have never had a gf. What does this have to do with me? Are you posting to troll >>28399918 ? The racists here are from /pol/ and are as much normies invading /r9k/ as you are.
Do you think you are sticking it to racists by raiding a piss jug discussion board? Why not post this on the racism board /pol/? I can't accept that you are just trolling for a giggle, you have been posting here since 2011. proof
https://archive.is/SqMNQ
>and disgruntled British citizens are believed to be particularly sought after.
Believed by whom?
IIRC this most generous offer applies to Russian citizens ONLY. Birtbongs go home.
>>28399918
>https://archive.is/SqMNQ
Keep posting porn. Meanwhile in the actual real world.
https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/amwf/?hl=en
>>28400136
this is from the real world too /r/asianmasculinity
Back on topic, I remember seeing a similar story floating around on /pol/ a few years ago, saying the land was open to people of Russian descent or those that have a strong connection to Russia.
Don't think I'd want to live there though. While I'm a Bong I certainly don't fit the crtieria. And the surroundings look shite, it'd be like Dark souls only I'd be constantly invaded by slavs trying to stab me in the dick for my humanity and +5 Vodka Flask
>>28398657
Siberia has good Internet coverage.
Not sure about the far east, but probably the Same.
The Land is only for russian citizens,
>>28400267
>found the girl attractive
>noticed the dick
>going to turn it off
>look at her breasts again
>look at her face again
>stay on vid
>watch it again
>you can live in this frozen, barren hellhole for free
>but you gotta live here in this frozen, barren hellhole for 5 years first
>>28401795
seems fair to me
How do you go from a skill-less shutin NEET to a siberian farmer? Could be fun.
>>28401957
it is about having an adventure instead of being a shutin neet
>>28398519
>free land
>o-oh but a frozen tundra
bitch i grew up in kansas and have a family that survived the dust bowl. WHEN DO I GET FREE LAND HUH PUTIN
>>28400267
uh... I'm gonna need sauce, for science of course.
>>28402220
The adventure bit sounds fine but once I get there I'll need to work to keep myself alive and there won't be a desk job for me.
>>28401957
>study agriculture
>read up on common weather patterns in area you are moving into
>find crop that will grow
>find livestock that will thrive
>try to help wild life population go up so you have a hunting source
>study outdoor skills such as fishing,hunting, fire, building homes , and basic first aid.
>>28401647
Even the URL says the offer is for "disillusioned British citizens", dude.
>>28398519
PUTIN IS SO BASED I LOVE HIM PLEASE LET ME KISS YOUR FEET PUTIN SAMA
It would be very rough, as we would have to build houses, farms, ect. There would be nothing, just land. We would be basically Amish people.
>be britcucks
>move to siberia
>half the chads die and all stacey go home because they aren't spoiled
>a new community based on qt anime girls is formed
>in the future the area is plagued by tribals with anime girls painted upon their stone tools
>arguements such as which girl is best this season spark tribal war
>still gets more developed then africa.
>>28399541
it's cheap as shit over there, just have your parents send you 50 quid a week and spend all day browsing the internet and taking walks. Find a qt slav gf and this is paradise
>>28402485
anon you are not moving into a town or an apartment you are moving into the wilderness. He is offering the uninhabited areas
>>28402509
I'm sure you could get satellite internet or something
>>28399389
Wait are Hawaiian's considered Asian? Do you consider a Pacific Islander an Asian?
>>28399210
fugg me, why was i born a brown spic
>>28402573
>Wait are Hawaiian's considered Asian?
They are grouped together
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Pacific_American
>>28402545
Problem is you are going to have to build a house, learn agriculture, maintain the house, collect firewood, fish, hunt, and some other chores. But after that you will be super comfy.
>the howl of the wind hitting your house as you curl up to watch a documentary
>you and your fellow robot cuddle together after a hard days surviving
>the warmth of the fire, the smell of smoked fish, and your pride at knowing that you built all of this not someone you paid but you.
I hate Muslims and niggers as much as the next person but that's a shitty environment to live in. I wonder if there is even work/civilization
>>28402753
Fuck, that sounds comfy as fuck. Just you, the wilderness and internet. If it wans't a bone breaking job and I didn't have a set life and family...
>>28402665
If they are considered Asian so should Hispanics, if it's based purely on migration paths.
>>28402827
Indians (from India) are grouped together with East Asians as "Asian" in the US. Pacific Islanders are closer to East / SE Asians than Indians.
>>28398519
Tbqh I would live there as an American
comfy af cabin with firewood
>>28398519
>Offering Perfidious Albion free land
Putin confirmed to be under controll of the NWO
>>28398519
>will have to play on oceanic/jap servers in any online game
No thanks.
>>28398674
you actually get to live like a normal human being in a rural area with peaceful neighbors and not in a shoe box.
sounds horrible.
