What did you get your mum for Mother's Day tomorrow, robots?
>>28398453
nothing yet. I'm on red alert right now, need to get something. Any cop-out ideas?
>>28398453
Nothing because I spent my last 5 bucks on some weed.
My mom really deserved a better son.
Maybe my brother will buy a card that I can sign.
A high grade bar juicer so she can have fresh orange juice every day easily
I do have a little money where i could buy her something
but since im minimum wage i cant afford a car to go buy things
>>28398540
>every day
>spelling 'every day' correctly
She raised you right.
Nothing
We got in a fight today so fuck that
My mom is getting to be a senior later this year and wants a dash cam to avoid age discrimination should she ever be in an auto accident and she's not at fault. Getting that for her for mother's day.
I bought some hanging flowers for 50 dollars and I'm cooking popovers for breakfast and some sort of pork tenderloin for dinner
>>28398453
Some paper flowers off of Etsy that you can plant and they become real flowers.
Pandora charm for her bracelet
Devotional book
Coffee tumbler
>>28398682
>Devotional book
>Son frequents 4chan
different generations... I tell ya
>>28398453
Nothing. I am so resentful towards her that I'd like to disown her, but she's been so goddamn useful the last few years I can't help but keep in contact whenever I need something from her. Maybe I'll give her a phone call just to maintain the illusion of a good relationship.
>>28398989
why u hate your mom? She didn't make you tendies?
I'm going to be making a coffee cake using this recipe.
http://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2016/04/pecan-sour-cream-coffee-cake-now-with.html
I live like 2,000 miles away. I'm going to buy her a book or something now and tell her it must be caught in the mail
Absolutely nothing. I see no point in handing out gifts ever if I also receive gifts. "Here's $200 for your birthday" and then Mother's Day and birthdays and other shit comes around and it's like I never got that money at all if I have to buy gifts.
a 15 dollar glasses case
>>28399032
I can't adequately go into the extent of her mental illness, neglect and/or abuse in a single post. Suffice to say she is almost single-handedly responsible for my social problems, fucked up sexuality, severe mental illness, years of devastatingly poor living situations, mediocre education and pretty much every single fucking thing that's prevented me from living a decent life up to this point. Years and years of therapy to undo even a little bit of the damage. She is a cunt of the highest goddamn caliber. Just thinking about her makes me feel sick. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Doing something good for her sake is unthinkable.
>>28398453
I'm going to make her a cake and that's it. Mostly because I want to eat one. Personally, I'm not too close to my mom because she smoked when pregnant. I feel the only reason anyone puts up with their parents is because the bible says you have to put up with their abuse and can't complain
Sister and I are giving her a basket full of chocolates, fancy soap, candles.
I spent thirty dollars and my shitty fat fuck of a sister spent ten, and then smashed the basket's handle off with her giant backpack she carries around instead of a wallet like a retarded person.
I'm pretty pissed.
She cried at me until I told her it was "okay", but it will never be okay.
>>28399201
I'm sorry senpai. Its a shame that anyone can have children.
>>28398453
nothing.
it was a week ago.
>My mom really deserved a better son.
threadly reminder that single mothers doesn't deserve shit.
>>28398464
A card and a hug
>>28399375
Thanks fampai. If it were up to me every adult in the country would be required by law to get a license before they're allowed to have children, but we all know something like that will never, ever happen.
>>28398453
i don't know.
maybe i'll get her flowers. is that weird?
>>28398453
>Mother's Day tomorrow
But mothers day was in march, please don't scare me again I already forgot it once this year.
>>28401005
where do you live, anon? i'm in the states and mother's day is tomorrow over here
>>28401085
UK, but I swear mothers/fathers day comes too quickly. Same with birthdays and Christmas, I just can't keep up and get drained too easily when it comes to selecting gifts.
>>28398453
Flowers and a bracelet.
It is not much, but atleast enough to hold down the guilt.
>>28398490
Damn just did the same thing.
It's like I was ment to see this and see I'm a horrible person
Can't really think of any item to get, was thinking of making some good food though. My plan is some garlic shrimp and steak.
Mothers day is a corporate scam. And don't hound me about being ungrateful if you do your mothers day duty and ignore her for the rest of the year because I'm engaged in my mums life every day keeping her company, doing chores for her, running errands, and sometimes showing up at her workplace to help out.
Probably a card. My mom keeps making unsolicited comments about my height which makes me feel bad.
>>28398453
She dead, nigga.
>>28401666
>and sometimes showing up at her workplace to help out.
What kind of devilish deeds do you get up to Mr 666?
Is mother's day tomorrow?
I can't tell if it's a meme or OP is serious.
If he is, then I completely forgot about it.
>>28402052
I hide all the pens.
>knowing when mother's day is
Get out of here you fucking normalfag
I live in a different city hours away from her because of university. So all I can do for now is to call her and tell her how much I appreciate all her support and how much I love her. She has always been there for me.
I will be going home next week however and will bake her something nice in return. I`ve been practicing some new recipes. I hope she will like them.
>>28402229
You absolute menace.
>>28398453
I got her a necklace that she'll probably never wear. Honestly, I just buy her nice things so that my younger sister will have something to inherit
>>28398453
What is a mum
>>28402246
It's on the frontpage of Amazon, which I use to buy my animoos. You get out of here
Nothing. I cut off contact with my mom after she picked a man over me once again on my birthday
>>28398453
>disappointmentsame as last year and all the years before that
>>28398453
nothing because it isn't mothers day where I live.
it's not mothers day here
I arranged a high tea at some place where she wanted to go for a long time. I can finally join her without having panic attacks/puking of stress in public places which is nice.
I even called the restaurant to make a reservation. I feel proud of myself, pathetic.
>>28398453
nothing cus I am in uni and to lazy to visit her; feels bad man
>>28398453
My Mum's a bitch but I got her a card and a dream catcher. She doesn't get to see on the day but if anyone asks I have technically gotten her a gift.
