eatin tendies on the crackside
in a 90s era jap ride
animoo on my lappy
while i smack my bitches backside

talking bout pee bottles, bitch I got plenty
Never going vegan cause I love my chicken tendies
My waifu's in 2d, and yeah she's imaginary
I'm the last guy you want as a rap battle adversary

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yes nigga i am a neet
im fuckin yo bitch till i skeet
brand new jordans on my feet
get out the kitchen you cant take the heat

im fuckin these bitches off backpage
you r9k rappers is mad lame
im strapped with 2 pistols like Max Payne
i pull up, get some dubs then skirt off in the fast lane

>>28398399
>get some dubs
Shiiiiiit drop the mic homie

>>28398260
Spend my Saturdays alone, smokin Ls drinking beers
Can't go out with the crowds cause I'm too gripped by fear
"I'm too skinny, too ugly, too awkward to make friends"
Endless fucking thoughts, probably right in the end
So I resign to my condition, and try to numb the pain
While I talk with my robots, cause they feel what I'm sayin

Lyrical spiritual individual lyrical spiritual individual lyrical spiritual individual

Sittin on my ass eating Doritos,Sweet Chili
Watching Game of Thrones Season 2, Jackin my willie

Can't get laid unless a whore gets paid
All I live for each day is the sweet escape
Of drugs, booze, porn, vidya and chans
It's a productive day if I wash my hands
Bust in a kleenex
take a long nap
Eat out of a pyrex
Write a shit rap
You normies can't tell me I'm not a sad sap

Moving like a dervish to get rid of all that crack scent / Droppin' them G's like I got a southern accent

>>28398260
Original robot with an original post
Sittin on my ass, eatin' toast
Feel bad for the normies I'm about to roast
'Cause when it comes to shooting a class, nigga I'm better than most

>>28398260
Black bots fembots, NEETs and wagecucks
All my people suicidal as fuck

You know it's funny, I'm not a normie laughin havin fun or chasin honeys
Instead I get my kicks chillin with pricks, fags and dudes that's mentally sick
Like apples and oranges, these lifestyles are too different to compare
Which is better, being chad or trolling niggas like I got purple hair
And if you think that shits unfair, you can french kiss my derriere
bitch

>>28398821
Can't get laid unless a whore gets paid is a pretty dope line desu

Wake up in a confusion in my room in the afternoon
Nose tunin into the tuna I left in my pants pocket
I'm coming out of the socket that can't bind me
A lyrical god normies don't mind me
follow the hot fire you wanna find me
In my 2d world with my 2d girls and tendies 4 energy

It's the N E E T

My wallets got a 5
My tendies be crispified
A van that doesn't run
But my graphics SLI

I don't worry about women
Decided they're no fun
I once went on a date
By the end I was getting shunned

>>28399028
Glad you liked it senpai. Thanks for noticing me senpai

I got the feels for oneitis so fucking much
I'd do anything just to feel her touch
But as it stands it hurts to live
I'm just an ugly robot with a lot to give
So I find my solutions at the bottom of a jug
And it's spicy warmth wraps me like a hug

Yo it's mr skelly and I rarely post
but whenever I do I ensure it's the most
high quality shit you've ever seen
like sick rhymes and lethal doses of morphine
I'm commonly hated because I'm a trip
and a bunch of niggers call me names cos I'm a crip
but fuck em all, the tripfags and the niggers
I hate fucking everyone because I'm so bitter

I could go on

Permavirgins, betas and incels
I don't wanna talk to anyone else

>>28398260
They say my name when I yell Rizzay Roas-tay
I'm runnin game when I pull up to da drive thru
They serve me tendies even though I be at Arby's
They gotta pretty up da roasties wit dat meat glue

I murder rival mcs like the scrubs in my vidya games
I'm goin in deep, go get yourself some novacaine
These wack robot rappers can't handle my lyrical rapture
Ascended to NEET heaven, cause that's my proper stature
I sling autistic raps like frosties out of Wendy's
Best take a step back, and tend to your tendies

>>28398260
I'm a gentleman but that don't mean I'm gentle man
I aint a job I just get it how I live
These bitches just take and never give
I nignogs talk shit bout em with my dogs
fuck bbc givin these hoes aids
I'm just pissed cuz I can't get laid
I fap to traps while I try to rap
I want to put my pencil where the bitch craps
I'm alt right never been a white knight
Bitches stay in the kitchen and listen
To these rhymes I be dissin

>>28399373
>I want to put my pencil where the bitch craps
Fookin had a laugh m8

>>28399271
Can't tend to muh tendies gotta manage muh memes
If you can't understand I'll show you what I mean
Ya see Normies make memes but they just ain't dank
They post em on facebook so they can boost their rank
Some doge, bad luck brian, some shit from reddit
Kill yourselves my memes are fully vetted
They spend time on those memes but they always suck
Now Dat Boi in da house, o shit whaddup

Ultimate, infinite, flow is opium
Open the internet, photosynthesis
Put up parentheses, temporary
Very scary if I feel like Dirty Harry
Just might bust a bitch, never knew my life
But yet the question is is he fake, is he real
What the message is, chop a bitch nigga up
I'ma sever it when I sever shit
I kill 'em, no Kony, these niggas ain't homies
Claim you the homie, I turn into Broly
Dropping melodic, enter the cosmic
Flow like a prophet, lyrical toxic
Flow like a foreigner, I'm the torturer
Out of South Florida, call the coroner
Killed in the corridor, I'm the overlord
Rhymes like a sorcerer, I'm an animorph
Bitch, I'm a beast
Nigga, you tell me who fucking with me
K to the I to the N to the G
Claim you the hottest, but I disagree
Better love something than get a degree
This for lord infamous so R.I.P
Arrivederci, bitches looking thirsty, riding through the dirty
Like it's mandatory, ending of the story
>tfw muted for 2 seconds because robo jani

>>28398883
whoa. what about creating actual songs? /rap9k/ band...

>>28398260
I'm just your typical robot and I'm here to say
tfw no gf is pretty gay
I don't sling rocks or pop shots at cops
Just tryna bust a nut on a bitch's knot
So if you're a chad and you try to start a fight
I'll yell out "REEEEEEE" as I run into the night

watch me script
watch me pepe
watch me script (script)
watch me pepe (pepe)

i broke your captcha I'm comin atchya
at a hunned pepes a minute
i jacked your thread i blacked your thread
and yea imma get all up in it

pull up at the drive through (skrr)
get my tendies (sup)
show up with the smile (smug)
fuckin wendy's (REEEEEE)

now cuck (cuck) cuck em cuck (cuck)
now cuck (cuck) cuck em cuck (cuck)

>>28399437
Master of memes? hah, Only in your dreams.
Bitch I got the rarest pepes ya done seen
From poopoo peepee, to wojak and company
I post'em all day, while the normies make fun of me
But fuck chad and stacy when I'm birthin a meme baby
I'm a ruse master so just admire, don't hate me

>>28399519
Now I be KEK KEK KEK.....KEK.......KEK KEK KEK......now I be REEE REEE REEE......REEE......REEE REEE REEE

DO DA STANKY ROAST (stank) DO DA STANKY ROAST (stank stank)

>>28399442
Good shit senpai (insert 100 emoji here)

Sittin on muh chair without no job,
With muh robo buddies a bank we will rob,
To the Chads and the Staceys fuck you go sob,
As we rub your momma on her big ol knob

Oh ya'll think getting laid's so cool,
Well let all them sluts use ya'll as a tool,
Using ya own arse as their stool,
While we all at r9k laugh at ya'll fool

Find another meme, can't wake up from this dream
A nightmare's what it seems, normies are too mean
But I can't quit, too chicken shit, make another post of shit
Because I'm weak, really meek, with likeminded NEETS I speak
But maybe, if I can just rap on top of a beat
I could make a decent life, would be such a feat
But it would end in defeat, so I'll stay in my lane,
As a miserable worthless robot, all I know is pain

I'm the meme master, spell caster og
anal fisured, grand wizard mc
level 30, from the dirty
r-9-triple oh baby (a triple) !

piss jug extraordinaire
that doesn't care
if his pubic hair could scare the seat of his computer chair
a neet that's too aware
with no beat or a snare
i don't need a job
i just take what is there

everyday i arrive to the board
in an '09 honda accord
rushing passed your kinda a Ford
to take as many memes as my hard drive can store

i'm a pirate and i'm climbing aboard
to bend you over your keyboard
and penetrate you with my slimy silicon sword

Moot please untie me I'm bored.
I want you to come find me and award
me the title of fun rhyming shitposting lord

>>28398260
*NEETBUX*
>don't do shit cuz u know I got them
*NEETBUX*
>go to work wagecuck u know u wish u had
*NEETBUX*
>I hope u got yours cuz u know I got mine boi
*NEETBUX*
>no schedule no boss fatter than Rick Ross boi
*NEETBUX*
>how u gonna feel when u run outta
*NEETBUX*

>>28399472
Go for it famtastic four

>>28400012
Well rapped, my homie

Fucked your mama in the sheets, fucked your mama in the shed
Your mama says I'm the best she's ever had in her bed
She sucks a real mean dick, make me cum too quick
Your mama slurped my semen till she got real sick
They call me motherfucker, and yes that's correct
But so's the whole town when your mom's a sure bet

>>28398260
My flow too smooth like creamy peanut butter
Like DJ Khaled, niggas always want another
Another rap, another rhyme, just one more line
Bitches dyin to hear what I'mma spit this time
But they can't see the signs that I'm a fucked up dude
Who beats his meat daily, spending hours on redtube
Who never had a girl even though he's 20-somethin
All my failures in life get me screamin and cussin
It's no discussion, this life is a fucking waste
Cause I'm just a fast-talking beat-bumpin disgrace

>>28400195
Your communication is basic
I wish I could take it and give it a lasik
to make it see clearly that you traced it
this is a fucking phase shift
from your rhymes that were adjacent
to a fucking nursery rhyme on a tape cassette
this is over your head, space cadet
this is under you bed, place we met
i'm the boogie man let's place a bet
that i can get you wet
like doritos and star trek

I get hard when I watch that warmfreshpaint
they say i'm chasin, wont give up the chase
I think I been had tranny porn since like 2008
Maybe 2007, I died and went to heaven
Blowing smoke to outer-space with Sienna Grace
I just edged to Bailey Jay until the fuckin paste
not enough I had to meet one and I fucked her face
cucks post her nudes on /r9k/ while she give me brain

>>28398399
>i pull up, get some dubs

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>28400598
Your rhymes are fuckin erratic and senseless
What is this word salad, are you schizophrenic?
Your ho ass mama must of fucked the village idiot
And then made you, your rap stinks like bacteria
I'mma take you to school son, so take heed and listen
I'm a supreme ruler, and hip hop is my kingdom

>>28400634
Giving new meaning to trap music.

I fap to fat butts, innie pussies and pink nips
I eat fast food until it gives me the runny shits
Got a dead end job, no girl, no friends
Life's a shit story, I can't wait till it ends

Fuck concrete, we come from the cyber jungle
With skills like ours, there's no point in bein humble
Me and my robots come quick with the memes
Upsetting normies and stacies till they fuckin scream
Our raps are too tight, don't even try to compete
It's not a fair fight, y'all are grunts we're elites

>>28398260
I got more tendies than /k/ has nuggets.
I piss in dem bottles and I shit in buckets.
normies outside with real lives can suck it.
cuz' I'm a fat neck beard and I don't care. Fuck it.

Pop my meme folder watch me make it rain.
Post in feels threads just to share the pain.
NEETLIFE 4 life bluepill ain't the same.
/r9k/ just won the rap game.

>>28398260
radically irrational with my hyper flow
i waste time spitting dimes and drinking Heini bro
yes yes, spit sick like a leper
me and my crews outfits come out of a diamond dresser
style never lesser, i'm saing the truth
look like purple rain when i come out the booth
last time i was at prom, a female grinded on me
was out mowin the lawn, neighbor spyin on me
next verse will be explicitly sicker than the first
so try and keep up, and catch this cutpurse

>>28398260
why the heck would i post my lyrics on a board where i know my shit will be stolen?

>>28401828
Freestyle you dumb nigger
Could your skull be any thicker?
No one wants to steal your shitty rhymes
I had sex with your mom fifty times

>>28402141
i just added this sick verse to my new song called "I Had Sex With Your Mother and I Fucked Her Too" from my upcoming album "The Future Sound of Autism"

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Why won't you normies go back to /b/?

Please leave my board

>>28398710
THE GOVERNMENT'S CORRUPT
THE GOVERNMENT'S CORRUPT
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE
THE GOVERNMENT'S CORRUPT (YO)
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE
REAL HIP HOP
OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE

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I COULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR
But I chose NEET
I COULD HAVE BEEN A LAWYER
but i chose NEET
COULD HAVE BEEN ANYTHING I WANTED TO BE
but i chose neet

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>>28398260
This is the part where I rap
THIS very song ain't no crap
Wagies ragies gradies get BTFO
Their only choice is to let go
Home
'cos I've got the power tome
Stronger than ancient Rome
Chilling to the core of bone
Yo! Yo!
Haters scream, "Stop now, please!"
But I keep dropping rhymes, piece by piece.

>>28400012
Good job on this one.


Chads throw shade on my neet escapades, so I put on my aviators
They kept talking shit so I sprayed some Glade and stuttered out 'f-fuck off haters'
Straight edge but I'll munch on some roaches, it worked for Tyler The Creator
Ain't fuckin' with a roast bitch, shout out to r9k and the compulsive masturbators

>>28402432
sounds like a good hook/chorus