ITT: Things normies say
>it's dat boi
>I'm done
>k
>>28397209
>image.jpg
Hello normie
> "I just want to be happy"
Along with any phrase on a t-shirt. "Life's a garden, dig it!", etc.
o shit waddup! Senpai
they usually say shit like "normies"
>'dude'
>'AYYOOOOO'
>threatens a woman or smaller male
>>28397282
Pardon, who is it that usually says that?
>"bro"
>"bruh"
>"bae"
>"creeper"
>"here's my snapchat"
>"X be like Y"
>Everyone has it rough
>Donald Trump should be shot
>Why would people kill themselves, there's so much beauty in this world
>>28397209
>>k
This has to be the most infuriating response someone could give.
>Spend more time than I should writing out a reply to then friend after they invited me to go somewhere
>Send
>Message received
>"k"
whatever cool pop culture memes catch phrase of the week
>put som respek oni t
>i'm ethan bradberry
>damn daniel
etc
yunderage b& probably hear these all the time at school
>Oh just cheer up, everyone has it hard
>How can you be depressed when there are children dying everyday
>Well just try harder
>I will be right back
>excuse me sir, do you carry this garment in a different size?
>I love that book!
>would you like to have lunch sometime?
>yes, I am on my way home now
>put the knife down, honey, I love you. Please don't do this. Everything will be okay.
>Says something they know will offend you
>"Umm I'm not trying to offend you, I'm just speaking my mind
>>28398778
>Just get over it
>You have to do something with your life
>You're not contributing to society
>Don't kill yourself, you have so much to live for, you should be happy with that life :^)
>I think I have depression, too, I get sad occasionally!
>>28398730
>suicide is selfish
jdimsa
>>28398837
Fuck this. I hate this one. Like it's not fucking selfish to demand someone endure hell on earth for fifty years just so they don't have to feel sad for six months, if even that.
>Dank memes
>Rare pepes
>>28397282
>>28398687
True robots say normalfags, no one can culturally appropriate it since it's not PEE SEE.
>>28397209
>peng
>oi rude boi
>>28398827
Funny thing is the top four of those usually get said by the same person
>"Why are you not contributing to society?"
>"Just do something with your life you waste of space"
>"You're not depressed, you're just lazy"
>"OMG why do you want to kill yourself the world has sooo much to offer"
>>28398837
>>28398855
>"suicide is selfish"
>"i'm going to make this person feel even more like shit, thats totally selfless of me"
>>28399148
what are you even saying
is english your second language?
>>28399148
I'm saying calling someone selfish when they're at a low point in their life is the stupidest thing to do, thinking it will make them change their mind all of a sudden when in reality it will just sink their depression lower.
and its my third language.
>>28399193
Scheisse mein auf leben >>28399250
>>28399307
zeas wie gehts
>>28399323
>>28399307
Ach Bernd...origineller Post
But, anon. Your family and friends will miss you.
>>28397209
>depression is real
>i can't do X because of anxiety
this is why most normies never do what they want, pure laziness and excuses.
>WHO DID THIS
>I'M CRYING
>I'M SCREAMING
>I'M SHORT OF BREATH
>losing weight isn't that simple!
>>28399444
>WHO DID THIS?
But really, who did it?
>>28399450
>anon you look like a skeleton you just need to eat more
>>28397209
As an Anglofag
>Oi Oi!
>>28398837
Only a coward commits suicide
>>28399450
>>28399724
Yeah people are retarded that way. Almost anyone, save some rare genetic anomalies, can lose weight if they stop being lazy.
Gaining weight however can be a lot more difficult depending on your genes.
>>28399913
>gaining weight however can be a lot more difficult
Normies usually engage in meme culture
>>28399939
What are you implying? I'm talking pure logic here, starting out from the concept of conservation of energy, and the fact that genetics basically control all of your bodily function.
Lets say there are three people.
Person A absorbs roughly 30% of the calories he eats.
Person B: 60%
Person C: 90%
These Values are purely chosen and have no scientific backing.
Now if all of them were overweight, which means they have had significantly more calories absorbed in their life than used up, the difference is stored in fat.
If they want to lose weight, they can simply eat less. If your body absorbs less energy than it uses, it has to use its reserves. If not, then you are magic.
Person A will have to eat less than 3.333 times the calories he consumes, B 1.5 and C 1.111.
If they do so, they WILL lose weight. There is no other logical reason they wouldn't besides some magic elf magicked calories into their system.
Same people, all are underweight, they have no reserves, their bodys slowly start deconstructing their muscles to survive.
Person A has to eat more than 3.333 times the energy he uses, B 1.5 and C 1.111.
That means A has to eat twice as much as a normal person (I'm defining B as normal just for him being in the middle) to achieve the same weight gain. And C, to gain weight, has to eat comparatively little.
So in order of easiness of losing weight it's CBA, to gain weight it's ABC.
That's just from two assumptions which seem to be true, as they apply to 99% of all people.
Losing weight is easy. Gaining weight is hard. There are people who whine "I only ate/drank 500 calories for 2 weeks and exercised every day and didn't lose weight!"
That is a lie, from a purely logical standpoint. They must have cheated in either intake or output, or they are a scientific, medical, and all around miracle.
I for one believe miracles don't exist.
Also all this in greentext as stuff normies say.
>>28400096
not reading any of that. if you have trouble with eating more or eating less then you're just a dumb fuck.
>>28400107
Which is the tl;dr of what I wrote.
I agree with you.
>>28397835
there is nothing wrong with that last one, women especially deserve to be threatened
it's already been imrpoved
>>28399939
It actually can be hard if you want to clean bulk,
>life has meaning
...
..
KEK
>>28400096
Gaining weight is incredibly easy, you literally just have to eat more. Absolutely nothing compared to losing it
jus b urself lolololol
>I love you too
kek, gets me every time
>>28400228
To lose weight you just have to eat less.
>>28400463
Yeah, except it takes fucking forever with just diet
>>28400514
difficulty is not defined by "oh well it takes some time lol :)"
>>28400514
Running doesn't burn shit for calories and lifting is only slightly better. Diet is the easy part. Trying to burn an extra 250k/cal off the top is the hard part.
>>28397209
>I'm done
wow that truly is a thing only normalfags say, just like
>yes
>no
>>28400514
"It takes long" and "It takes willpower" are not within the difficulty I talked about. I'm talking literally just physical effort. Losing weight requires eating less, gaining weight either requires eating normally, or if your body is weird, eating copious amounts of food, or, even MORE effort, work out tons.
Gaining weight has the possibility of being more difficult.
>>28400531
lel that's not the point I can get fat in like a week
>>28397209
>bro i totally killed that [beverage or food]!
I don't know why but this saying infuriates me to no end. What the fuck does it even mean? Why do they say it like that?
>yo dude i killed that bag of chips last night i was drunk af
Kill yourself next, fucking normalfag.
>>28400594
And by having the same intake/output difference to the other side you'll likely lose it just as fast.
>>28400545
It does if you do tons of it, yeah it's hard but otherwise you'll lose like 4 pounds in a month
>>28397209
>let's get fuuuuucked uuuuuuuup
where the penultimate word is spoken in a slightly hihger pitch and the last word is spoken in an even higher pitch
>>28400594
I can eat pretty much anything and I never gain any weightI know that I'm dying on the inside probably instead. I also use way too much fucking salt, but look ok, and appearance is all that matters
>>28400617
It's impossible to burn the amount of calories in one day I can gain easily just by eating and drinking a lot
>>28397209
>i have anxiety
>i have depression
>i have assburgers
>i'm an atheist
Anyone who lays claim to this shit should be deported.
Norseman illnesses
>depression alone
>anxiety alone
>mild, high functioning autism alone
>lack of faith
>anything lgbt
>being a woman
real disorders
>schizo*
>addiction
>bipolar disorder
>obesity
>selective mutism
>tourettes
>stereotypical movement disorder
>autism or clinical depression combined with any of the above robotic symptoms
>>28400677
Try 5000 calories a day, guarantee you'll gain
>>28400688
>people absorb all the calories they consume
you're not going to make a big difference one way or the other quickly. it literally takes decades to become obese. having a big gut after a meal goes away just as quick on the fucking toilet.
>ACTUALLY
>LITERALLY
>If I was suicidal I'd shoot that gun in the air and start a revolution etc
I don't have that image but you know the one I mean.
>>28400796
>If I was suicidal I'd shoot that gun in the air and start a revolution etc
that is literately the mindset of school shooters and murderers, what the fuck? do people say that?
>>28400545
>running does not burn shit
If you run once a week around your block and decide that it is enough, of course you wont lose weight.
You have to run atleast 4 times a week like a pack of wolves is chasing you.
Also, stuffing your foodhole with shit is not necessarily helpful either, lardass.
>>28400864
This gets posted in every feels thread and every time it gets a thousand replies saying how inspirational and accurate it is. Pisses me off.
>>28400935
>op is a faggot
also a thing only normals post these days
