>you can have sex with 3 people for the rest of your life, but with one only anally, with one only orally, with one only vaginally
>you can fuck one person for the rest of your life, but only involving two out of vaginal, anal, oral
Choose.
Sorry gaybots, this thread is not for you. Females may respond though, obviously.
Female. My bf. Vaginally and anally.
Emma Stone, I'm fine with blowjobs and regular sex
>>28397134
... I feel like you only said that to get out of giving blowjobs forever.
That's not the spirit of the game!
>>28397121
My oneitis, vaginally and orally.
Butts are for pooping not sex
>>28397243
Actually, oneitises don't poop.
>>28397134
Same, and definitely for >>28397186's reason. Fuck blowjobs.
>>28397121
ez pz, 3 futas
>inb4 no gaybots
>>28397424
>>28397134
let me assure you roasties that if you're not blowing your Chad at least once a week then he is getting it from someone else.
i know i would.
I'd pick my cousin and just do vaginal and oral.
Been wanting to smash her since I was 12.
i pick her for oral and vaginal.
>>28397424
>>28397134
God women are so lazy.
But mind you it also means you're not getting oral either.
>>28397521
I wouldn't want it. Pretty gross and uncomfortable.
>>28397435
He's not a Chad by most definitions, and we both work from home. So, he isn't.
>>28397537
>He's not a Chad by most definitions, and we both work from home. So, he isn't.
well if you're dating a betacuck because you needed to settle down then maybe he'd be okay with it, but anyone even remotely alpha would be getting their dick sucked elsewhere if you refused to do it.
i would literally divorce a roastie on the spot even if we had 3 kids and had been married for 20 years if she stopped sucking dick or refused to swallow.
>>28397569
He's the only person I've been with. I didn't "settle down" from anything.
He doesn't seem to be taking it as hard as you would, since he still wants all the things you'd divorce after.
>>28397121
I'd pick my crush. Terrible choice, he loves all 3 very much, I'd pick vaginal and oral. His dick looks like it would taste really good.
oral and anal with a qt trans gf
can things go both ways though : ^ )
>>28397537
If you don't want cunnilingus, you need a new boyfriend tbqh.
>>28397612
How comes you have seen his dick, but never been able to check what it tastes like?
>anally
Gianna
>orally
Taylor Swift
>vaginally
Natalie Dorner
>>28397631
I wouldn't want to do that to anyone. I don't like being degraded and thought of as trash, seeing as I'm not trash.
>>28397652
>I don't like being degraded and thought of as trash, seeing as I'm not trash.
oral sex is not degradation nor is it about making the woman feel like trash.
oral sex is not mutually exclusive with throatfucking.
>>28397652
You're saying cunnilingus means trash?
>>28397631
Because I'm one of those ridiculous people that fall in love with someone online.and since he uses me as a sexual outlet, I got to see his dick
>>28397186
Not really. He prefers vaginal. I'm not sure if he prefers anal to blowjobs but I feel like I'm better at the former. I like giving him bjs though so I guess it'd be up to him
>>28397435
I couldn't have vaginal sex for like a week and I blew him like three times a day to completion at that point. It's not like I'm lazy, I enjoy it, just anal is better.
>>28397521
Not lazy. See above. Plus I'm sure he'd still enjoy giving me oral.
>>28397687
The person receiving has to think of the person giving it as trash, because they're using them like an object. Most similar to a trash can.
Oneitis I woukd fuck orally and vaginally. I don't want anything to do with anal anyway and I'm sure she wouldn't either
>>28397704
>mental gymnastics roasties do to avoid giving blowjobs
If I go vaginally and orally, can I still eat her ass?
>>28397121
>Orally
Taylor Swift
>Vaginally
Natalie Dormer
>Anally
Tamsin Egerton
>>28397718
I'm far from being a roastie.
>>28397726
Are you literally me
Those would be all my choices
>>28397704
That's why when my gf wants me to lick her I always go for 69. She likes blowing me though, she gets so wet doing it it's cute.
>>28397766
Because you clearly have fucking GOD-TIER taste.
We're now best friends.
>>28397121
Bjs aren't that great, can't even cum
That being said I would still choose 3 people
>>28397704
>The person receiving has to think of the person giving it as trash, because they're using them like an object. Most similar to a trash can.
... you seriously need to get a new boyfriend.
That's really not what oral is like between people who're not insane.
>>28397700
Thinking about it, you're correct, I only said which holes may be involved, so you're still allowed to get oral.
>>28397782
How exactly do you handle the overwhelming smelling of asshole in that situation?
>>28397720
It's about what holes are allowed.
>>28397790
>>28397766
Do you realize you're much more likely to be mortal enemies wo murder each other over their chosen girl?
>>28397808
By living in a first world country
>>28397806
I didn't say he treats me badly, or that he tells me I'm trash at all. But the act of a blowjob is inherently degrading. I'm worth a lot more than putting my mouth where someone's piss comes out. I wouldn't eat someone's shit either. Why is it considered acceptable and even encouraged to suck on the other hole?
female
dear future husband
orally and anallyjokes on you, I'm closeted transgender and I fucking hate myself :^) fucking sew my vag shut senpai
It's funny how all of the femanons say "my bf" or "my husband" and all the maleanons pick three different Stacey Roasties.
Men are hypergamous scum tbqh. Incapable of committing.
>>28397829
Wonder what you'd say if he ever tried peeing in your mouth desu
>>28397829
>the act of a blowjob is inherently degrading
I understand that to you it feels degrading, but you do understand that to a lot of people, it doesn't?
>>28397829
>I'm worth a lot more than putting my mouth where someone's piss comes out
Except there's not really any piss residue left on it, unless he or you SPECIFICALLY WANT there to be.
I mean, it's also where cum comes out, and it feels good.
>wouldn't eat someone's shit either
Well, asses are ubiquitously poopy, unless you use an enema. The gonads... really aren't pee-y
>>28397864
I don't know when that situation would ever happen desu. Like I said, he doesn't treat me badly. That's why he stays with me despite my disdain for some sexual acts. He doesn't like some of what I like either. But you compromise.
>>28397823
I'm fine with sharing my choices with that fellow anon
>>28397864
>It's funny how all of the femanons say "my bf" or "my husband" and all the maleanons pick three different Stacey Roasties.
That's not true. A few robots have said "one woman, vaginal and oral, butts are gross".
Funny thing is how male monogamous robots all went vagina + mouth, whereas all women went anus + vagina.
>>28397898
You're saying you'd mutually cuck each other?
>>28397876
Yes, I understand different people like different stuff. Don't take my arguments on a Ainu fur-trading forum so seriously.
>>28397906
>You're saying you'd mutually cuck each other?
What's wrong with that?
We both to get fuck the chicks we want and we also get to watch another guy fuck the chicks we want. It'd be a disgustingly pleasant orgy where we swap between what we want at the time
>>28397898
>>28397906
+1
Sharing is caring.
I'd do much worse for the epic Swift/Dormer/Egerton CCCCCCCCOMBO
Dylann roof vaginal and oral
Anal isn't really all that fun. It has a temporary appeal because it's taboo and different, but it's like fucking a drawstring bag.
I'm too big to do it anyway.
>>28397941
>What's wrong with that?
Nothing I guess. Though I've heard /pol/ hates you.
>>28397937
Well there's a world of difference between "I don't like it" and "it's degrading". It seems like the difference between allowing other people to do whatever they want, or disdaining it for it if it doesn't conform to your own preferences.
>>28398001
There is a difference between being a cuck and two guys fucking 3 chicks.
>>28397956
>>28397906
>>mutually cuck
I can see it now
>two anons in a bedroom, one is fucking Egerton in the ass
>the other is crying
>a-anon, look at how much better anon 2 can p-plow my asspussy!!
>a bell rings
>anon 1 stops crying, stands up, tags hands with anon 2, and they switch positions
>I-I was just kidding anon 2, y-your dick is actually pathetic, I was just fooling you
I wonder if this could make significant money as a pay2view porno
>>28398027
This is actually pretty hot
I want Dorner and Egerton to make fun of my dick while Taylor Swift sucks me off
>>28398045
>>>28398027
I'd like to watch Egerton and Dorner making fun of Swift trying to make fun of that robot's dick while it's in her mouth. Just, like, meanly insulting her cocked mumblings.
Not in a sexual way, it'd just be funny.
>>28398071
>tfw no casual carefree fun flings with that another anon and dorner, egerton and swift
I didn't know I wanted this till now
>>28398001
Notice I didn't get on to anyone else's choices in the thread. Whatever others do in the privacy of the hypothetical celebrity fuck situations is nothing concerning me.
I hate any kind of porn with blowjobs in it, but you don't see me boycotting them. I can hold a belief that it's degrading, yet not expect everyone else to.
In most scenarios I would never know what other people do in the bedroom, and wouldn't have a chance to feel disdain for their choices.
>>28397692
Tell me more, mysterious girl.
>>28397121
Sasha Grey
vag and mouth
>>28398101
>I can hold a belief that it's degrading
you're just retarded like the tumblrcucks who believe in things like microaggressions.
in fact i wouldn't be surprised if you were a tumblrcuck with how you think it's degrading to put a dick in your mouth.
>>28398112
What do you want to know? But I can't give much details, I wouldn't want him to stumble on this thread.
>>28398101
Just take this as friendly advice then: when conversing about this topic, in the future, do not speak in absolutes and as if you were making objective value statements, like "it is degrading". Rather try to phrase your personal opinions as personal opinions. You will be more accurate, your conversations will be less controversial and more productive, and you'll avoid insulting random people who misunderstand your intentions.
>>28398131
I think she also believes it's degrading to have your vagina eaten out to be fair.
>>28398134
Interested in how you fell in love with him, etc.
It's just interesting to me, I doubt what you'd say would be too specific, and he'd probably find it cute even if he did figure it out.
>>28398148
I don't think you know where you are, friend.
>nicki minaj for anal
>anita sarkeesian for oral
>oneitis for vagina
>>28398154
Met him through 4chan, about 5 years ago. We started talking on skype, it turned into talking daily. I fell in love because personnality wise I find him attractive and he looks very handsome, to me. He can be very sweet, but also pretty mean.the only issue (besides the fact that he lives on another continent) is that he has a gf so really he doesn't care about me the way I care about him, our relationship is really strange, there is obvious sexual attraction but maybe that's it? I really do love him, if I could, I would have his babies. I tried many times to stop talking to him but I keep crawling back
>>28398351
What's you personal situation like?
Do you think you felt especially attached to him because he's the first kind of intimate relationship you've had with another person in the context?
How old are you roughly? Very bittersweet and cute
>>28398351
Oh, I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt over the whole oral thing but it seems like you're truly hopeless and lost.
>>28397121
Rashida Jones vaginally, Jessica Williams orally, Hillary Clinton anally.
>>28398351
>tfw you tried to get into contact with a roastie after talking to her on here and she never messaged you after giving you the contact info
>>28398351
>tfw no girl will ever get obsessed with you
>>28398089
I'd happily have Swifty make fun of my cock while she's sucking me off.
Them being turned off kinda makes it better.
>>28398409
I'm single, I tried dating but it didn't work out, it had to be him. I'm slightly obsessed. I should have mentionned, I met him before he started dating his current gf.
>Do you think you felt especially attached to him because he's the first kind of intimate relationship you've had with another person in the context?
Possibly. I can't compare and it's hard to take a step back and think. I know I'm very attached to him because he's pretty amazing but the fact that he was my first intimate (even if it was never physical) relationship, most likely played a role in the attachement.
I'm 23 years old.
>>28398414
>hopeless and lost
Yeah, I can see where you're getting that from.
>>28398459
Sorry to hear, it's always easy to back down online.
>>28398539
Bah at this point, I'm more of a burden to him.
>>28398651
You'd probably find blowjobs less degrading if you were in a committed monogamous relationship instead of chasing after men with gfs.
the next virgin woman to read this post
vaginal only
>>28398351
You like, as a person, in their character, somebody who cheats on his girlfriend with you.
>>28398689
The "he has a gf" part probably isn't the area of problem.
It's the "he lives far away and is sometimes abusive" part.
Please female anon, pull yourself out of it.
>>28397121
Pick my GF, if she still does Oral that's fine. But saving vaginal until we want kids.
>>28398744
>saving vaginal until we want kids
Why? Did you buy into some meme or what?
>>28398689
I think you mistake me for another poster. I don't think bjs are degrading at all, I picked oral and vaginal.
I never chased him, we just got really close, then he got a gf and I tried erasing him from my life but it's not possible.
>>28398720
Not proud of it. And that, put aside, he's pretty great.
>>28398723
I tried several times, the most I went without talking to him was 3 months.
>>28397121
Lexi Belle at age 17, before she started porn
Vag and oral
>>28398723
>The "he has a gf" part probably isn't the area of problem.
>being with a man who has another partner isn't a problem
What kind of cuck are you
>>28398850
Tell me more about your boy.
Is he tall, strong, clever etc?
>>28397704
look at this fucking food processor trying to blend in. fuck off roastie OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK ROASTY O DONNEL OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK GET FUCKING ROASTED ROASTY TRASH OINK OINK OINK
>>28398941
I'm with this guy tell us more you guys sound like a cute couple and we are eager to learn some tips so we can turn over a new leaf in the pages of our lives
>>28398723
>please female anon
haha whutt
>>28398864
I'm not really with him. We've never had sex, we did cam, and as of lately, it's more like instead of fapping to porn, he'll ask me. At this point, I love him and I definitely have feelings for him, on his side, I'm not sure. I know at some point he had feelings for me, but it's been 5 years so, I don't want to ask him, I'm afraid of the answer and afraid he'll start finding me way too clingy.
>>28398941
Oh! He's pretty tall, he was a little chubby when we met but now he's kinda fit. I find him intelligent, and I think he is regardless of my subjective pov, he's pretty witty, can be cynical, pretty honest (with me at least), blunt. Sometimes, he's mean, that comes along being blunt. He has the prettiest eyes. He loves history, and there is a romantic side to him. Overall he's been pretty supportive of me.
>>28399069
Bah I wish we were a couple, at some point, I know he did too. My best tip is not to get involved in something like this. It will eat you alive.
>>28399248
I don't understand why you wouldn't just go and find a man who doesn't have a gf.
I don't understand why you'd want to be with the kind of person that cheats on their gf at all. That automatically negates any of his good qualities.
>>28399348
Because they're not him. I tried to meet someone else, but all I could think of was him. There isn't much to understand, I know it's irrational, but I can't help it.
But really, he isn't so bad. It's weird thing we got ourselves in, it's a routine now.
>>28399490
It is very irrational and you should get therapy to be honest
Define "person"
>>28399546
Blacks are allowed. No gingers though. Is that what you're asking?
>>28397403
oh what a relief! I was worried that my oneitis practised the normie ritual of expelling waste via her bumbum
Kyler Moss
Oral, Anal
>>28397121
Me, myself and i
Original
>>28397121
>but only involving two out of vaginal
I think you should work on your english skills before posting questions online OP.
Girl here, I wanna fuck Chloe Grace Moretz. Vaginal and oral is all I need.
>Male
>Mom
>Oral and vaginal
>tfw I actually got to do both on May 4th but we were both so wasted I couldn't get it up and nut in her pussy.
I would vaginally fuck a nice white girl like this. http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1462643626665.jpg
10 years later as she ages horribly, which is typical of white women, I would move onto analling the next cute young asian girl who'll be 15 years younger than me, then 15 years (considering asian women age remarkably well) i would then choose another fine woman for oral sex, who will be a total of 25 years younger than me, and will orally service me till my death.
>>28397121
Nice fat fetish OP.
