In 5 hours I am going to be in a car with my friend and a GIRL. She makes the spaghetti drop out of my pockets like nothing else.
This was unplanned, she was not supposed to come with us, and I am not prepared.
How do I not sperg out and make a proper autist of myself in front of this semen demon?
>>28395044
drop your meme vocabulary
reevaluate your life
Just bee yerself
>>28395227
Rude
Oregano
Focus on conversation with your friend, and get comfy, and hopefully just respond to her quips while imagining that shes just a dude.
Treat her like a dude and make her laugh a lot and she will want to fuck you unless you're a manlet and ugly.
>>28395044
Loosen up. I went to a BBQ the other day and was sure I'd spill spagett everywhere because a qt3.14 came along, but I kinda just forgot about it and we all had a good laugh.she even gave me her number but after that day I'm too scared to text her so it doesn't matter
>>28395286
Thank you anon, this is good advice.
At least I will be sitting shotgun with my friend so it won't be expected of me to make too much eye contact/ pay attention to her specifically. Hopefully if I can enjoy the bantz with my friend I can avoid being autistic in conversation with her.
>>28395313
Good job man. But how to loosen up? Is it something you can consciously do?
>>28395044
Pretend that she is a family member, that you're not attracted to her, or that she is a good friend. You have to lie to yourself, otherwise you will psyche yourself out.
>>28395044
You have no chance. Don't think of her as a vagina with legs. Think of her as a friend. If it gets awkward ask questions. Too many stupid questions beat awkward silence every day.
You think it's going to get colder/hotter later today?
Do you have any hobbies?
What was the last movie you saw? Was it good?
What do you think of Trump? I agree.
What country would you like to travel to most?
It goes without saying that if she is giving you short answers like "yes, no, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the question" then it's not working. At least you tried. Take out your gameboy and play some pokemon.
>>28395044
drop your spaghett then come back and greentext it for us lad
>>28395626
Ok man, promise if the pasta hits the floor I will be back to tell the tale.
