Why don't you get mega /fit/ (use roids if you have to), AND wear a chain necklace?
Women like guys who look like complete douches.
>>28394782
I hate eating, chewing, cooking, digesting and pooing
men wearing jewellery should be fined and it should be confiscated
>>28394782
looks like my bf desu :^)im a gril btw
>>28395001
>>28394782
not memeing but I dated a guy who looked like that (chain necklace and all) and holy fuck he was a douchebag!
Roids are the only possibility of me ever getting fit, but I'm too scared of the consequences
>>28395212
Oh but you stilled sucked his dick right?
>>28395250
Arent you more scared if never getting a gf? Not to mention all the other positive things that
comes with a good body.
Be a man, take a risk
>>28395478
who cares it's in the past now
>>28395509
Right, the past is the past :^)
>>28395509
Fuck off with your bait
>wah I had a super hot bf
>don't want to talk about it
Fuck off back to Facebook even if this is bait.
>lifting for girls
Ask /fit/ how that works out.
Protip:it doesn't.
>just lift bro!
>just take some test bro
>what? n-no, girls dont really care a-about your face when youre b-buff!
Listen up, and listen closely:
Lifting is a hobby like any other, but it will not make you Alpha, or cause random girls to come and talk to you on the street.
t. fell for the /fit/ meme more than 3 years ago and have only gotten compliments from family and other men
>>28394782
I lift almost daily. It's literally more addicting than jerking off. It also gave my life meaning, I can hardly not think about lifting related stuff.
Honestly, being /fit/ only slightly improved my confidence. I mainly do it now for my own enjoyment. I actually live for the post work doms and the endorphin and adrenaline rush.
>>28394782
would still have a small dick so no one would be impressed
>>28395640
> post work doms
Lifting is a fucking meme
Stop posting this shit.
>>28394782
Honestly OP I think that's a good idea but I'm too autistic to find a roid supplier. Do I just go to the gym and talk to one of the big guys?
>>28395649
Actually, being more comfortable with your own nudity is one of the first noticeable benefits from lifting (rather from showering with other men)
>>28395610
whats your body fat %? Maybe your muscles just don't show through all them cheerios.
>>28395574
>being fat and ugly when you could be just ugly
>>28395669
>showering with other men
Kek faggots will try to deny their gayness at every opportunity.
No one showers with other men unless they're in prison, the military, or gay.
>>28395684
>being a 1/10 when you could be a 2/10
Makes no difference. None at all.
>>28395669
would still have a small dick so women would despise me
abs or not
>>28395736
How small is your dick? Be honest.
>>28395676
No, that's not it. I have enough mass that you can count abs delts quads, etc. through high mid10%'s body fat. My aunt recently compared me with Schwarzenegger. I'm still cutting though, I know for a fact girls love the shredded look.
Sober girls just don't approach me like in animes. This summer I'll try standing nest to drunk girls to see if it works better.
>>28395955
>standing next to girls
Holy shit bro, teach me how to be this alpha.
>>28395891
6x5.5 is my size
I thought about doing that many times, but decided instead to wait around for a girl who like me for being me.
Good thing I did. Netted me a super sweet girlfriend.
>>28395996
Simmer self-confidence for 10 to 12 years in passive rejection at school, curate your social skills for 4 to 6 years in hiki seclusion and wala: you should be as Alpha as me
Roids are the answer to all our problems. Aside from the bonus to beauty and strength they cure depression, anxiety, and adhd. Juicing was the best decision I ever made.
Anyone who lifts without roiding is an idiot and wasting their time. Noone is impressed by your natty 1pl8 bench it 2 years to hit. With proper programming, labwork, and support you will never experience any negative sides even if you're on for years continuously.
>>28396086
So what should I read to be able to effectively buy and take steroids?
>>28396086
The problem is getting a good supply.
Like im not gonna trust some retard on the internet. fuck
>>28396164
you can find whole forums dedicated to evaluating suppliers, that's a non-issue nowadays unless you're a retard with no common sense
>>28396119
Buy Test-E vials
Buy an aromatase inhibitor it doesn't matter which one
Buy syringes
Google Test-E dosage
Inject into ass
Eat 3 large pizzas and gain muscles
>>28395478
>>28395545
Holy crap /fit/ is easy to bait
>>28396219
What happens if your balls don't wake back up after you're done?
>>28396119
Learn how to inject, frequency, dosage, and ancillaries. Labs are easy, they draw blood and anything fucked up will be in bold and say high or low. You can google from there. Reddit a shit but their steroids board has a bretty gud wiki. You could just google first steroid cycle and follow that. It's always 500mg test e/c and an AI as needed, maybe nolva if you get the itchy nips. Blast and cruise is what you want instead of cycling though.
>>28396164
I don't stress that much. Unless it's pharma it's all going to be made in a bathtub. It's not hard to do. If you know this is what you want and trust is an issue look up homebrew steroids and make it yourself. Oil+powder+bacteriostatic+filter+vial=steroids. The main difference is scale, syringe filter vs hand vacuum filter vs electric vacuum filter. It's still the same 1,2,3 then vial.
>>28396370
It's the risk you take doing roids.
>>28396370
The obvious answer is you're never done until ded. Just drop the test dose to like 125mg for a few weeks to let the body recover. If you want babby then use HCG. If you really have no intention of roiding again do PCT. Clomid, Nolvadex and your AI for 4 weeks, started after your last shot depending on its half life. Keep eating and lifting. Fat is ok during pct because it's easier to lose fat than regain muscle once your nuts wake back up.
>>28396219
As a 'hard gainer' this was my favorite part. I thought even doing gomad was difficult natty. I hop on gear and suddenly I'm down 2L milk, a pot of coffee, and a 3 egg omelet with toast and it's not even lunch yet. My caloric intake jumped from around 3k to 5k, and best of all is I was still hungry at night. I gained 36 pounds in 4 months. It's bullshit women get access to their sex hormones freely and I have to order from some faggit on reddit. It's well worth the trouble though. All men should be on T.
>>28397351
Who'd you buy from?
How are your testicles?
>>28397373
Fatty, but he's gone now. Just lurk /fraud/ on /fit/ and eventually you'll notice names being dropped. If the vendor has been around a while then they're probably legit. If anything rebbit likes to cry about shit being bunk or underdosed when it isn't. They're vigilant if nothing else. I never noticed any atrophy but I think that takes years for the raisins to shrivel. I'm producing my own test again but I don't know what the swimmers look like. I'd assume that they're OK too since the test is being produced. I never got labs cuz yolo.
>>28395708
2-1 is actually 1, not zero.
>>28397556
What kind of physique were you able to get?
What kind of money did you drop?
Money's not necessarily an issue or anything, Just want to know the range to expect.
Thanks for answering.
>>28397593
anyone below a 4/10 does not breed or have sex.
>>28397636
Unless they have a vagina of course.
>>28397636
try actually stepping outside
there's plenty of sub4s with grills and children by their side
even sub3s
>>28397877
fuck off chad normie scum
origamifolds
>>28397904
>calling me a chad normie
Your out of your depth kid
I am a ****pilled wizard with the power of clairvoyance. It is the truth, normies come in all the ratings, they're simply different.
>>28397976
>bluepilled wizard
no wonder you still think sub-4s can breed lmao look at this libcuck
>>28394782
If I'm gonna go out there looking like a buttrock singer I'm going for the slightly chubby look.
>>28398215
The fuck is a buttrock singer? I'm guessing Flintstones or mine craft, but I've never heard the term before today.
>>28399267
You literally don't know the greatest genre of music of all time, Buttrock?
It's basically hypermasculine mainstream pop music for men.
Listen to this, it's pretty much the epitome of Buttrock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLk75fFXqH4
