Why do men talk this way?
>>28394500
Only beta loser speak that way.
Nu-males are to blame.
Post more nu-male comments
Oh my golly golly gosh OP is such an adorable faggot... *sigh*
Nice dubs
>>28394580
Uhh have you seen the way you edgelords talk? As if you are in the 6th grade. Don't be judging others like you are oh so superior
>>28394587
Talk about me that way again. See what happens.
>>28394500
They think women like sensitive men who describe their feelings. This doesn't work if your feelings are stupid like this guy though.
>>28394625
Uhhh back the fuck off?
I want to see this feminine girl.
>>28394580
Not exactly what you're looking for, but it's from a similar birth to nu-males.
>>28394580
Jeezo, man.
>>28394500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJbfq36_-l8
Just go to any video on this girl's channel and you'll find shit.
>>28394674
I want to tongue your tight little boipussi while you shiver in excitement
I see nothing wrong here except for the fact that he clearly has not spent enough time on imageboard culture to know that using emoticons and expressing love is a mortal sin that should be punished with ridicule.
Perhaps he will learn...one day.
>>28394739
I'd rather the internet be more like him than like your lot
>>28394719
This is her blox
>>28394739
He could have done all of those things without being so gay about it, though.
>>28394500
Big blue balls
generations of men raised by women
>>28394580
Got you senpai desu
this one's a doozy
>shy girl
= won't date other men
>adorable
= won't date other men
>feminine
= won't date other men and is hopefully a virgin
There you have it OP
>>28394950
Ooof. That's bad
>>28394625
lel you're even talk like a numale now
You cant help yourself
I used to do this when I was in school.
>>28394950
I am proud to say that I've never been this beta.
>>28395118
Did you kiss other boys to practice?
>>28394500
Males today get raised by their mothers and on media catered to girls because we live in the feminist generation where most of childhood, TV, etc are pointed to girls to teach them that life isn't just for boys
Thanks to absentee fathers, a lack of male role models, and basically most media catering to women, males pick up female mannerisms and speech patterns and never really develop a masculinity.
This is why Jamal from the hood whose dad gets shot when he's five and grows up being raised by a gang never talks like this but actually gets some (despite bix nood-tier language development) demonstrating that "ey bitch wan sum fuk" regardless of making you sound retarded does actually work better than indirect non-sexual compliments about "m'lady's beauty and femininity" because while nu-males can gleam the nature of manners from their feminine upbringing, they're never given the information to rationalise that a man can be mannerly yet dominant and masculine in his interactions at the same time
>>28394500
classic shaney
>>28395766
You know the country is no longer at war right? Times are peaceful men don't need to be hyper macho. Just like male lions who only fight out of necessity, most of the time they are just sitting on their fat asses. Necessity is what society focuses on
>>28395934
>You know the country is no longer at war right? Times are peaceful men don't need to be hyper macho.
You're right, but that's not an excuse to feminise our men. In a time of peace, in a post-scarcity society, strong men aren't as necessary as they used to be.
But they are necessary.
>>28395766
yeah bro i no bro bacon and beer lol lmao bro go to the gym bro hahaha bro bro bro
>>28395766
Is getting a boyfriend a manly thing to do? Two men > one man. Seems quite obvious tbqh.
>>28396372
I tip my fedora to you, fellow learned scholar
>>28396142
you know the people on facebook who post this stuff are usually the most pathetic people I know
>>28395766
I'm p glad I got raised by a single father tbqh.
>>28394580
This one always gives a giggle m8
>people who waste their time posting on an anime imageboard complaining about the decline of masculinity
>>28394500
men dont talk talk that.
i say "adorable" ironically when appropriate. But men generally dont talk like faggots. Faggots talk like faggots. OP that male is a faggot.
Because their self-worth is dependent on other people's opinions of them and they want to be as inoffensive as possible.
>>28394580
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
origami cumment
>>28397850
Kek... Robots btfo
>>28397850
>hate double standards that come about as a result of traditional gender norms and toxic masculinity
>spend entire day whining about it on /r9k/
>"remember the good ol days when men were real men? LOL"
I can't fucking stand men that use emojis the way women do.
>>28398088
>calling them emojis
you are part of the problem anon.They're fucking emoticons.
>>28398088
I can't stand emoji's in general. I will actively block people who use anything more than the basic smiley or thumbs up.
>>28398049
WTF is "toxic masculinity" supposed to mean?
>>28394500
I demand to know which girls that faggot is speaking about.
I must find out if the woman he seems to adore is actually that much of a pleasure to lay eyes upon.
>>28395766
Dear R9k
Listen well and good, gentleman. When the woman brutally ends the relationship due to the poor male's suprise, she will simply search for another host to latch onto, to drain his resources. Females are always shown by beta males as being loving and kind, but of course the parasites perpetuate this falsehood to ensure their hosts do not catch on. Don't mistake emotional irrationality and stupidity (common attributes of women) for kindness. Females don't love us for being nice guys, they love us for our money. Men are truly the most caring (and might I add, the superior) gender.
>>28398125
Who the fuck cares? Faces, the fucking yellow faces.
>>28398158
Women are children. Children that need to be coddled. Women's true nature is that of a leech. A leech that sucks men dry before searching for another provider. This thread is about the true nature of what a woman is. They live by two things only. Greed and Selfishness. They are parasites, that twist and manipulate humanity's emotions so that we turn on each other. Every great philosopher knows that the reason for war is women. Us men succumb to the Succubi against our very will, and we murder each other in hopes of reaching contentment. Contentment that we will never reach because it doesn't exist as it is absurd to think women can offer us anything beneficial. Before I offer my proposition, I want to outline and explain the fundemental basics of the society we live in. It is made up of two disntinct groups. The Alpha and the Beta. The Alpha is one that has learned how to manipulate the game in his favour. The beta, attempts to play the game fairly and justly, in a way society wants him to; in a way the concept needs him to.
>>28398179
>smiley face
nigga wat? >_< fuck you.
>inb4 >_<
im talking about real emoticons. Essential on the internet fuck.
>>28398188
>>28395766
Before I begin my thesis on the nature of a female, I must make it absolutely clear that all females, regardless of appearance and personality, are succubi. If one is born female, she is automatically apart of the concept. What is the concept? The concept is a creature, a parasite even, that consumes worlds by destroying them within. How do they destroy us from within? The short and simple answer is through sex. Sex is the devil. My thesis goes beyond what is taught in the Bible, and propose that sex isn't a gift from God, but a bribe by the devil to destroy ourselves. Anyone guilty of sexual intercourse is automatically a whore. This goes for men and females.
>>28398206
You may be wondering why I refuse to use the term "woman" to refer to a succubi. This is because the word "woman" suggests that a female is equal to men, when in reality that is far from the truth. A female is weak and very fragile. Her sense of worth can be diminished by disparaging only one thing she values most i
>>28397814
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
ohriginal
>>28394500
Because they want to be loved 2bh
>>28398158
Very well meme'd good fellow.
*Tips fedora*
>>28394625
*unzips katana*
"are you sure you want to keep saying things like that to me?"
*teleports behind you*
"i think you should stop"
>>28398218
>>28398206
>>28398188
>>28398158
You've been here a bit too long, man.
>>28394625
heh... if I were any less of a man, this would have hurt. You are lucky... do not tempt fate again...
>>28398218
Same desu senpai. I exclusively refer to the second sex as female, or if I'm being ironical I say womyn. They don't deserve the honor of being referred to with a word containing the sequence of letters -man or man-. That's why any time I meet a female named Mandy I call her Candy or Mindy, but never Mandy. Man is something you earn, and no female has what it takes.
>>28398364
>>28398328
It is true! Women are nothing but empty shells that have pretty designs on the outside, but when you look inside you see nothing but you do feel coldness as your skin prickles, your hair stands on edge. A female is empty inside. A female(Succubi) does not have any personality. You may think so, but have you ever had a genuine conversation with one, that wasn't about her and she was of actual use beyond eye candy? Was she even eye candy? This brings me onto another point; ugly females can be seen with men much attractive than them. Have you ever asked yourself why that is? It is because they deceive those unaware of the Succubi tricks and manipulations, given to them by the concept. They latch onto their prey, sucking him dry until he has nothing left to give, and then hops onto another. The concept has many powerful weapons in it's arsenal: manipulation tactics, deceitful disguises and the ability to suppress empathy at will. That's right. The concept has evolved to shut down the natural emotional feeling that human beings were given by God to survive (if God is in fact real). A female will beg a man to donate half his earnings to a dog shelter or to some third world country but when she inevitably commits sex to another horny male, she doesn't put herself in the victims shoes because she isn't human. She isn't an independent entity but a mass produced parasite cloned by the concept, to be used for it's(What ever it is) bidding. That bidding is to destroy the human race.
more cringe?
>>28394950
>show less
please
>>28394500
He's from Ohio
>oh gosh oh golly gee
I live in a town that is getting flooded with people with Ohio, they're all miniature John Kasich and super naive, its kind of cute how sheltered they all are.
>>28394950
>not at all boy
you guys are just posting your own comments on here. I recognize 4chan posters.
A coworker was talking about how they didn't like holidays and eventually said holidays were being "shilled" instantly clicked that they browse 4chan, and most likely /pol/. no one fucking uses the word shill in real life.
>>28399154
Do you have actual autism? That's obvious banter
>>28394950
Just a complete lack of self awareness. I'm well past the feelings of anger or disgust at these betas by now, and I'm starting to even lose my pity for them. I wonder what comes after that.
>>28399844
"NOT AT ALL BOY" is a popular scene, there's a decent chance that the commentor is a redditor or tumblr user
>>28399875
worst thing is they probably have more friends, sex and money than the average sadfuck here
my cringe folder is lacking in romanticism
it was leddit-tier
>>28399984
This is why you don't add randies.
>>28399984
>*actions*
If you wanna be a normie then at least learn the language you limpdick cringemonger
>>28394764
She's kinda cute
These guys are cringeworthy, sure, but sometimes you need to be cringe.
They are essentially you if you were even trying.
