I heard you bros don't have a GF,
Why don't you guys just use tinder?
>>28394404
Three matches after a week, none responded to messages. I decided I don't need my self worth crushed like that
Because ugly and manlet = no chances in hell.
>>28394404
smartphones are a normie thing
I have acne at 22 so I am a 0
>>28394703
I'm a wizard and I own a flagship smartphone. You just can't beat lurking and porn anywhere. I'm addicted to my smartphone, also the tech and amount of stuff to nerdgasm over in smartphones is amazing. I like them much more than PCs nowdays.
I'm black and I fucked 5 girls from this app.
Stop being ugly and autistic guys.
I'm from a small, small, town.
>>28394627
0 matches after 3 weeks of right swipes only
>>28394766
This, the town where I live in has like 8,000 residents. The town itself is comfy af tho.
>>28394760
Nowdays white chicks crave the black cock so I'm not surprised.
Tinder is superficial and vain as fuck. It works
like meeting people in real life but 100 times
the bullshit. Now women can be more selective
and sift through a thousand profiles and only
select the best, the same persons every other
girl is selecting. If our not financially great, and
atleast a 8/10, your soul will be crushed. It's a
method for women to weed out the
undesirables and go for the top 20 percent
easily. For men, if they can pull it off, is used
for casual sex, while women look for long
term relationships, its ridiculous.
>>28394760
5 girls are out there that got fucked by a nigger from an app, and they will be out there stringing along 5 guys at a time (+orbiters). Let that sink in.
>>28394774
My photo shown mostly my bass, and pretty much none of my face
>>28394803
The thing is, you don't know shit about nowadays and you don't know shit about the old days or about any days. Shut the fuck up.
>>28394404
Because meaningless 1 night stands bore me these days. What I want is to find a qt gf, not fuck yet another random slut from tinder
>>28394404
But I do, anon.
Origami circle.
>>28394933
No matter how that will turn out, you're a fucking beta
>>28394852
Feels good cucking you beta faggots tbhfam. No matter all the /pol/ tier shit you spew out, i'm the one that's getting laid in the end, not you guys.
>>28394933
Fucking hell, are you gonna keep reposting this?
>>28394933
Read that as "Hey Roastie"
>>28395000
Remember, no matter how sad you guys are remember you're not a disgusting nigger
>>28394933
you posted this like 5 times along with pics of your gf
just how fucking insecure are you?
>>28394977
>will
It already turned out fucking great, anon. And what makes you say that anyway?
>>28395038
kek.
>>28395000
>>28395085
I'm reasonably successful with girls but I'm still on /r9k/. There has to be SOMETHING wrong with me
Everyone in this thread needs to be purged from this board. Especially the pretend nigger and Slav posting screencaps.
>>28394404
I got like 20 matches in 2 days but no messages so I stopped using it
>>28395141
I got like 6 matches in my first two days but most of them messaged me back, so I dunno what's up with you.
>>28395112
>I'm reasonably successful with girls but I'm still on /r9k/. There has to be SOMETHING wrong with me
you are an insecure beta who is about to get cucked. why the fuck are you posting tinder screencaps?
>>28395130
This, honestly, familiars
>>28395152
That was an honest statement, not a sarcastic one. Besides, you can't get involuntarily cucked - that's called getting cheated on.
>>28395151
Well I didn't message them because autism, but am I wrong in thinking that at least one should message me?
>>28395182
Yes, you are. The only girls I didn't message first were ones I had no interest in, and only one of those messaged me at all. Go message them first, it's expected of you.
>>28394404
tinder is just plain wrong
>>28394760
"Stop being ugly"
Ha good one nigger
You guys are fucking dumb, im ugly AS FUCK, but i get matches and dates literally memeing and being an autist because i only use the best of the best of my thousands of shitty photos, git gud
>>28395267
that is amazing dude
except what happens when they meet you and realize you are ugly as fuck?
>>28395267
Post picture if you're so ugly
>>28395267
No anon, don't you understand that it's literally impossible to get women on tinder if you're not 9/10 and all women are whores for not sleeping with you.
>>28395283
Hopefully they will stick it out due to obligation and then hope the date goes well. Or you kidnap them idk
>>28395318
Why would i post a pic of my ugly mug again?
>>28395350
>youd be a cucumber, so you can go fuck yourself
you should have said this
>>28395366
>Hopefully they will stick it out due to obligation and then hope the date goes well.
lol
yeah I'm sure that will happen
>>28395380
>not saying "If you were a vegetable I'd pull the plug"
You can't even get your insults right, anon.
>>28395397
that's only funny if they were expecting you to call them an actual type of vegetable. It needs more setup than that single line.
>>28395431
Well since you don't want to insult them straight away, you might end up using it as if it has been set up anyway. So for example:
>You: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber(:
>Her: If you were a person you'd have Downs
>You: I take that back, if you were a vegetable I'd pull the plug.
>>28395350
Yeah man its literally impossible what was i even saying
>>28395385
Honestly i look good as hell on a bunch of drugs, so id just do a bunch of drugs
>>28395486
Everything about this image makes me laugh. You are one dumb cunt.
>>28395283
She won't say no
Because of the >implication
>>28394404
trying to use tinder to get a gf is like trying to go to a casino to get rich.
>>28395512
Wtf is wrong with it? Im being an idiot (and scoring) on purpose.
>>28395528
Kek
>>28394760
Black is easymode. you dont even have to brag about yourself the jews do it for you
>>28395563
All those notifications
Bluetooth on with nothing connected
No signal
No percentage in battery bar
Wew lad
Those image dimensions
Etc
>>28395584
It was just bait my du
>>28395534
So you're saying it can be done by a select bunch of autists?
>>28395665
not the same kind of people obviously but the concept is the same
a very small group of people who are either really lucky, amazingly talented or straight up cheat to win.
Had very little success on tinder for the past few months. Been on 3 dates, nothing happened. Have over 600 matches though, but either the girls don't respond, don't want something serious, or don't like the fact I'm a virgin. Autism doesn't help.
However been chatting to a girl for the past week who is completely in love with me. We're gonna go out in a fortnight (can't do it earlier since we matched when she was seeing her Dad).
Tinder does work, but only if you want easy sex, are good looking, and find a slut. Or you pray to God and find your waifu like I did.
>>28394404
the only matches i ever got were ugly ass hoes and guys with fake profiles trying to troll me
i am getting my balls cut off
fuck my balls
>>28395739
Fuck your balls my dude
>>28395706
>tinder waifu
You are getting cucked
>>28395776
Nah senpai, we've been facetiming this week. She's real and definitely into me
I don't think Tinder is about getting a gf anon...
>>28395941
She prolly gettin eaten out by chad while you on facetime with her, then after you get off he fucks her silly
>yeah bitch that little nu male faggot thinks he can have you lmao just lmao uh uh uh bitch fuck you for talking to faggots bitch uh uh ill show you whats good yeah girl he ever talks to you again im gonna kill him
>oh chad! More harder fuck that little faggot omg
>>28394893
You shut the fuck up, stop denying that there's an agenda being pushed for racemixing and cuckholdry. It's all over the place and especially in USA and EU.
Because it only works if you are Chad or a normie with friends on your pictures.
>>28394404
Tinder is not as popular here.
I tried it, got 3 matches in like a week, but no real success.
Pretty pointless desu
>tinder for a few months
>get a match, notification
>girl deletes me, aparently
>this happens a few times a week
>actually talk to a girl
>no, not interested in relation ship, doesn't even live here just wants to hang out
RIP
>>28395074
Kek, i'm probably much more attractive than you are.
>>28396842
>im probably much more attractive than you are
You automatically are uglier than at least 80% of whites, so no probably not. Not even him, im just saying
>short
>skinnyfat
>non-normie interests, thus uninteresting to the average tinderslut
>no car
Not a chance
>>28396958
Guess you're not one of the 80% then :^)
Not him btw
Over the past 5 months I have gotten 81 matches.
I've only messaged a hand full of them.
Only one so far as agreed to go on a date with me but she lived too far away and I didn't care enough to drive all the way there.
I never message a girl if she looks too "stacy," because I'm not gonna go through all that work for something I don't really want.
/blog
Anyway, my best advice for tinder is to get a girl to write your bio. I had only like 15 matches when one of my close friends rewrite my bio. After that I went from 15-81 in like, 3 months.
>>28397127
What did she change in your bio?
>get first two matches in ages
>one is a fat 16 year old
>one is a fake profile
>>28397059
Why do you guess that? Desu
>>28397214
I originally had it as a one liner that I thought was funny.
She added something like
Talk about X with me. I like X and X. + My shitty one-liner from before.
I almost make a lot of matches bc im relatively good looking, but i dont know how to open a conversation
Should i just say hello or hwu? that just seems so fucking plain
>>28397265
Quit being vague and tell us exactly whats in your profile
>>28397297
memes
salads
jokes
in that order
im not proud of it but it seems to work
>>28397349
see ya in a few months laddy
Because I swiped right for a good month and none replied
Tinder allows women to be even more choosey than usual
>>28397333
You must be a good looking mug
>>28397283
start by asking her to lick your brother's asshole
>>28394842
>women look for long term relationships
No.
They do it for casual sex with Chad(s).
They think it is great because they can more easily maintain their desired public image because it is all organized on their phone so no one can see them leave the pub with him or any of that stuff.
>>28397283
I like to accuse girls because they are forced on the defensive and it drags them into a conversation and you just slowly change the conversation to be more mellow.
If a girl texts you first or something just go into stupid mode:
"who the hell are you and what are you doing on my phone?" They will try to think of something witty to reply back with if they're fun to talk to.
Any bitch that stops at that is either too serious or just doesn't have time to fuck around because she's got guys on hold.
All of my matches seem to chubby girls with glasses.. which is kind of my fetish..
>>28397504
then maybe it has something to do with you picking them. ADOIIIII DOIIII WEE TOOD U WEE TALL DID
>>28397249
You "muh heritage" types always seem to be physically unattractive.
I don't want people I know to see my face on Tinder or any online dating and laugh at my pathetic and desperate attempts to lose my V card.
I'm a manlet, I live with my mom (commute to uni), no drivers license, average at best face, no normalfag interests (don't watch TV or movies, don't regularly listen to music, don't follow sports, despise clubs, parties, or any large social gatherings with people I don't know).
Even if I had the aesthetics of a 10/10 Chad I would still be alone.
>>28397592
Yea, thats of course one half of it. The other half is that that kind of girls seems to like me too
>>28397638
Yeah idk why that is, but its the truth thatmostly all niggers are ugly.
>>28397668
ADOIIIII YA THINK? A DOIIII DOIIIIII WEE TOOD U WEE TALL DID
>>28397678
Because they can't get a woman of their own race and they see men of other races getting with their women and feel like that is the root cause of them being alone. Not going to be dishonest and say that racemixing doesn't make it more difficult for white men to pair up with white women, but it's far from the main reason why these white nationalist guys can't get laid.
Because tinder is for normies or people who are faking it to have a good time. Literally the only chance most true robots will have is to bed the ugly chick who won't stop hanging around them all the time. But we know that's not going to happen, because of their impossibly high standards. You fools just set yourself up for rejection.
>>28397735
Lmao dude, i cant speak for the rest of them but i genuinely think all niggers are just ugly, and i think most people in general do as well. The white nationalist stuff comes in when your entire race is fucking dindus and asshats who cant do anything right prolly because of low iq being descended from literal apes. Im not mad that youre a narcissistic little bitch thinking everyone is just jealous of you, mainly because its just not true. Just because some girls want to fuck an animal every now and then doesnt mean you arent an ugly dumb negro, lmao dude just get real. I know its harsh as fuck but its the truth. Also on an unrelated note i bet you fucked the first 5 girls you had a chance with and i bet they were all fat ugly coal burning hoes kek
ADOIIIII DOIIII WEE TOOD U WEE TALL DID
>>28394404
>Why don't you guys just use tinder?
Why dont you kill yourself, you stupid whoreson :D?
>>28397831
>all this damage control
LMAO, go back to fapping to anime girls you perma virgin. You seem very mad
>>28395706
They are all sluts. I'm an autist but have a Chad-lite body. Matches and responses went up 1000x when I took off the pics of me smiling and switched to just a shirtless pic and nothing else.
I look like some douche and the women love it.
>>28397283
If you're Chad, ask them "wyd" and when they say some dumb shit like "nothing much, what about you" say you're checking out their tits in Pic X. Works great for Chads. It focuses the convo on sex, which Chad excels at.
If you're not, play it soft and just ask them how's it going, etc. to lead into dirty questions and shift the conversation towards sex when she's more comfortable. Too long though and you over cook it. Be wary of that.
Remember, you can't text your way to getting laid if you're not at least a little attractive. Body is essential.
>>28397477
And they leave some nasty shit. Girls go crazy for Chads. Tinder is just making that easy to see.
>>28397882
>all this ego defense
>all this assuming
Im not a virgin i lost it at 15, while i bet you were one at least til college you stupid ugly nigger and ive had chances to sleep with lots of tinder sluts too, by the fact i was one of the dudes posting convos earlier. Honestly its you who is in damage control right now, not addressing a single point made in that post. What would i be in damage control for anyway? Im not mad at all and i get it,its a tough truth to swallow, hell i used to be like that too, thinking everyone was just jealous of me, but i came to terms with reality and grew up eventually which seems like something you are incapable of. I do get it though, the fact that you were born a certain race damning you is a hard pill to swallow, especially when you wanna be equal and have the same opportunities as everyone else like society tellls you you should
>>28396139
>USA
How the mighty have fallen......
41 million monkeys living in with us and jews making us fuck them
>>28398034
At least you are not Germany or Sweden
http://nationalvanguard.org/2016/05/germany-government-classes-teach-migrants-how-to-obtain-sex-from-german-girls/
I hope i didnt make that nigger cry
>>28397999
The fact that you had to write a butthurt novel shows that you lost this argument.
By the way, fucking your little sister at 15 doesn't count as losing your virginity, Cleetus ;)
pls die normies. thanks.
>>28394404
If I was a girl I'd make a profile with me standing there wearing a strapon. I'd fuck people
>>28398208
Its ok i know niggers dont like to read and just make retarded assumptions, its really ok i understand you are handicapped
>>28394404
Because of pic reIated.
>>28394404
Because their is a faggot on /adv/ right now who posted about getting STDs from tinder sluts.also you risk false rape charges,child support,patenity fraud ,doxing,catphising and someone using your picture to impersonate you
>>28394760
Even more reasons not to get near those nigger lovers
>>28398279
>>28398191
Kek, I see i've hurt your feelings multiple times. I just feel bad for you at this point. Get help, you're mentally ill.
>>28397477
If you look through the profiles there's a lot of women looking for different things. I skipped the casual sluts or any girl who listed her Instagram name. Dated a few of the more serious women and found me a nice one. You get out of it what you put in.
>lonely
>don't like talking on the phone or texting
>If a girl messages me, I can go days before replying
>>28398405
If you go days, she loses interest. Man up dude
Fuck this shit, I'm over 6 foot with a somewhat above average face and I only get matched with fuggos.
>>28398715
You sound like Elliot
>>28398806
I'm not a half breed virgin manlet however.
I did. I got 3 matches in a week. 2 were spam and the last one didn't reply. Then I uninstalled
>>28398715
you are ugly
every dumb normalfag thinks he is somewhat attractive
>>28394906
Yea, ok buddy
>>28394766
I literally live on an island.
I was born in... a small village.
Just remember to be yourself guys
>>28397236
>16 year old
>not tapping that
are you gay or something?
>>28400019
This fucking app uses FB emojis n shit now?
holy SHIT its becoming actually worse
>>28394404
It said I am out of likes or something, had fun with it for 2 hours.
Wonder if people in the netherlands actually still use tinder though..
>>28400098
it's a default android emoji
i agree though that the apple/whatsapp ones are much better
> requires jewbook, nuf said
Why do you post this daily, you normie?
>make one
>get matches
>ignore them and delete fucking everything
i can't take the pressure
actually i never even made one, but that's what i'd do if i did. sorry for lying
>>28394627
>I decided I don't need my self worth crushed
This is the only reason
>>28400884
No problem friendly friendo
Every encounter I've had on tinder has either left me feeling like an asshole or with my feelings hurt. I wish I'd never downloaded it.
How the fuck do you niggers get matches? I'm at least a 7/10 and haven't had a non-landwhale match with me for weeks.
>>28401462
>7/10
come back when you're a 10/10
>>28401462
spotted the /soc/tard real life 4/10 max
>>28402051
literally threw up in my mouth reading that profile. that person is a walking meme
>>28394760
I'm black and have had this app for 3 years without a single match
Actually, there was one tranny hooker from when I visited Atlanta
>>28402269
>3 years
Me too. How do you have the patience to not uninstall after a week?
>>28402309
I rarely use it anymore.
Usually only when I'm taking a poop.
It's just a constant reminder of how I'm an undesirable male and will never have a gf or even a friend.
>tfw my tiny dicked asian manlet roomates have constant tinder sex
feels bad desu
>>28402363
>>tfw my tiny dicked asian manlet roomates have constant tinder sex
Just fuck my shit up
>>28398291
If only men had standards
>>28396842
>being a nigger
>attractive
Not even the anons here will fall for that
>start getting into a relationship
>get plenty of matches on Tinder out of the blue
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
Because at some point I ld have to make the fatal mistake of letting her get to know me
Because I don't have a facebook account
Originl commen
>download tinder
>like every single grill, even if ugly to increase my chances of matches
>like 8 matches after a week and all are ugly as fuck
>>28397831
>Just because some girls want to fuck an animal every now and then doesnt mean you arent an ugly dumb negro
White girls are fucking dogs nowadays too, they started with niggers and are now onto dogs.
>>28398230
Wtf is a kilometer?
Got plenty of hot dates, one looked like it was going to be a relationship. Still ghosted.
I give the fuck up, deleted tinder the other day.
