Virgin here.
Does sex even feel good?
A lot of it just seems fake to me.
Seems like a lot of work too.
I can't believe that it would ever be more comfy than jacking comfortably on my back in bed.
>>28393527
Yeah. It kind of feels like milky bags of sandy coins.
>>28393527
Considering normies basically live for it, yeah I'd guess it does
>>28393527
porn is fake as shit, but like with any other kind of fiction you allow some inaccuracies.
nice comfy spooning with a girl you love is the best, sometimes you want to smash her pussy and thats great too.
>>28393527
Holy shit. Look at that tiny dick! No wonder she has to fake it.
>>28393616
this
if your dick is below 8" you are a low test beta and will never please a girl.
>>28393655
10" here
you are wrong. The cut off point is 9.5"
>>28393675
17" here
low test fag. everyone knows cut off is at least one foot length and girth.
>>28393675
shitposting aside, if someone is 10" then you're golden.
but realistically, the smallest you can be and be considered "big" is 8 inches long. Girth isn't that important but as long as you're at least 5.5" you're fine
>>28393702
girth is way more important than length you autist
7 in long and 6 in girth? thats 42 sq inches
>>28393527
I'd say the psychological gratification is far more important than the feeling. Just jerking off to a particularly qt girl on the net pretty much feels as good.
sex gets normal. you just dont have an emotional connection to it yet so it feels fake or you dont get the sexual interest. im working on that too. companionship and getting comfortable with women help. just talk to them online and have one pity you and shell fly out there. make us proud robot
>>28393527
It takes a fair amount of work and practice for good sex. I've been at it a year and the first 3 months, while it was fun at the time, were laughably incompetent when I think about it now. A lifetime of porn kind of fucked me up in that department and I had to unfuck myself before getting to the good sex. But now it's really good.
>>28393527
Porn vastly overexaggerates what sex is like. Your first time will be incredibly underwhelming. Vaginas are just wet holes that put mild pressure on your dick. The real pleasure in sex comes from having an emotional connection with the person you're doing it with. This is why sluts who live incredibly promiscuous lifestyles are never satisfied, since they're incapable of forming emotional connections anymore.
>>28394848
My first time was fucking wonderful, I even had one of those crawling sensations in my skull.
I missed out on teenage sex which is pretty shitty to be honest but at least I found a person who loves me and we have taken each others virginity.
>>28393742
Yeah kind of what this Anon said.
Sex feels good, especially with someone close to you but you'll feel pretty confident for hours and days when you know you've made her squirm and beg for more.
Or when you're thrusting her so long and hard her face is fiery red and she doesn't know anymore if it hurts or is pleasuring her and probably a mix in between and begs you for seconds as soon as you pull out and when you've finished she'd fall asleep much faster than you do and you've realized you've been fucking her for 2 hours straight relentlessly.
>>28393527
Its great but if you are a man it takes over your life like drugs and you want it more than you ever did when you were a virgin
If you arent sole Chad who can get sex on tap stay a virgin wanking is what the good Lord gave you to keep the urges at bay
when i put my fingers up there it doesn't feel good. it's painful
>>28393527
What's her name?
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>>28393527
Someone posted a standup comedian who summed it up
It's not special at all
It feels awful for how much effort you and everyone else puts into getting you dick wet
You're worrying for years and spending hundreds of dollars to go "blort" in some chicks belly hair
Which is why normalfags talk about how great they think it is and shame virgins
They realize how much time and effort they spent chasing an ok feelings for a fraction of a second and they want to think that it was worth it
If you spent 300 dollars and a month looking for a bag of chips to eat, they better be the best goddamn chops you've ever had
>>28394908
You lying fuck if you had a good first time she wasn't a hymen intact virgin, my first time was the worst sexual experience I've ever had holy shit it nearly ruined it for me
>demands I go excruciatingly slowly
>eventually it obviously slips in all way and all I hear is "ow ow OW STOP"
>pull it out, there's fucking blood what the fuck why is this a nightmare
>shes rolled on her side not looking at me saying she wants to go home
>mfw I didn't even get to cum
>>28393527
>Be guy
>Have GF
>Don't enjoy sex
>Never have
>Have to fake orgasms on a regular basis
Think i'm just a broken human being, but I always make sure she finishes.
>>28393702
>tfw tiny pencil dick
>>28395020
>2 hours straight penetration
Kek ok m8
>>28395020
>>28394848
>>28393965
>>28393806
>>28393742
>>28393593
>emotional connection
And how does that end?
Uh uh uh blort
The exact same way Jacking off ends
How hit some girl is, how much your parents like her, how fat she is
It makes literally no difference when you still end in the same way every time
>>28395147
so revealing, tell us more about the human condition.
>>28395128
She bled all over me it was a mess.
We used lube though because I'm not retarded.
Wasn't as good for her apparently.
>>28393527
I feel you, anon. Fucking is actually a lot of work. I can tell you about my first time
>try to get inside vagina, but Im stabbing all over the place for a few minutes
>eventually get in and start pumping, >immediatelly awestruck because it feels so different than fapping
>I try to find some angle so i could look at the vagoo and actual fucking, but it was nigh impossible
>few minutes in, realize that my muscles start to hurt from all that physical activity
>the only thing Im thinking about is "dont lose boner," which makes me lose boner even more
>manage to finish and spend the rest of the day thinking whether it is supposed to be this wierd and unsattisfactory
It was pretty wierd, but after few tries I got into it and it was much better. It is so different than porn that the difference is almost unfathomable.
For porn you use your sight, while fucking you are stimulated by touch. For porn you just jack off sitting in a chair, in sex you must move your body.
And the main thing is that when you are fucking, there is another person so you are constantly thinking whether she is enjoying it and whether you are doing it right. And that will kill your boner. After you learn to overcome your unconfidence and learn how to think only about the satisfaction itself, then sex will blow your mind. The actually benis in vagoo will feel so good, and the fact that there is a girl under you looking into your eyes, kissing you and moaning with every thrust you do, will seriously blow yoru mind.
>>28393527
Condom sex is just a little better than masturbating. You are enjoying the physical act of two bodies touching and moving more than anything else.
Raw sex with a fresh girl (being her first) is pretty great. I'm very sensitive and a raw vagina feels like your entire penis is being stimulated at every nerve ending. When you cum (if your me this happens quick) it feels like when you edge and it comes from way deeper inside you. Feels great afterwards. I never got to cum inside but if I did I think it would feel even better.
I have only had sex a few times and a long time ago. Maybe if I had more sex it would not be as good.
Overall I rate sex 6.5/10: great reward but too much effort.
>>28395147
It is emotional dependency.
You feel good when she's around that means you don't when she isn't. When youre having good sex with someone a few times you won't want to stop that.
>>28395264
Dude I'm telling you cumming inside a vagina is so fucking cash your penis will just try to push more and more fluid into her body.
>>28395264
that feeeling when you cum but you keep going and it almost hurt but is actual pleasure and every muscle in your body want to stop.
>>28395266
Oh man what an emotional connection
Blort
Wow. This sex stuff sure is worth tears of my time and a huge chunk of my income chasing it
For real kills yourself and get off my board normalfag
>>28395396
Stay salty and alone, friend.
Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that ten thousands of years of societies and millions of years of evolution are wrong.
if you want a decent representation of what actual sex is like watch some amateur porn. and not that pro grade stuff thats pretending to be amateur by having a girl whos never done porn before. I'm talking about those homemade pornos from couples filming themselves fucking and uploading it.
>>28395471
So upset a lot of revenge sites got taken down. Was the best kind of porno imo.
>>28395315
I'll do this the sudoku.
>>28395479
a lot of mainstream sites still have actual couple vids. just looking at the thumbnails give that shit away.
>>28393527
Topkek. First insertion is an experience that never gets old. The longer the sex goes on for though the more boring it becomes and the less it feels good for your dick. 10 mins or under is ideal for a guy; basically the shorter it is the better it feels for the guy, and vice versa for girls. That's why you have to reach a compromise if you both want to come, which for my girlfriend and me is about 15 minutes.
Much longer and I'm too tired to come, and much shorter I come and she doesn't. Guess that would be solved by getting fitter though...
I have been able to try out every single fetish of mine that is possible to do in real life and I have discovered that I do not in fact enjoy sex physically, I just enjoy an emotional connection with my partner and my fetishes in my head. Masturbation is better than sex.
>>28395133
Beta ss fuck anon
>>28395516
Fucking 15 mins I wouldn't dare sticking my dick into my gf if it was for only 15 minutes.
>>28395128
Does that even count?
>>28393527
Jerking off feels better to me but I'd rather have sex half the time because I enjoy a woman's body too. Masturbation is also a release of urges but you can feel like shit afterwards. Sex makes you feel liberated, confident, and at peace.
I miss being a robot though. I can barely remember being able to relate to all those feels.
>>28393527
can i have sauce on that?
>>28395549
Lmao, alright there sex king. How long do you go for? 40 mins? 3 hours? Very impressive, wish I could be as ebin a sex man as you
>>28395580
cadence carter is her name
>>28395594
Not him but I can go for hours. I must've edged too many times because even jerking off takes at least an hour these days.
>>28395609
thanks bro
serftg
>>28395655
heres the scene in decent res
http://daftsex.com/watch/-114060472_456240164
>>28395635
My god how fucking boring must your sex lives be. I just wouldn't bother if it all took that long.
yeah it's all fake 99% of moans are forced kinda like how some annoying people say "mmmm" when they eat something that tastes good
>>28395635
>I must've edged too many times
I don't think it works like that, when I'm fapping I can either cum in two minutes or in two hours depending on my mood.
22 KV here
Can someone explain to me why lube is necessary in sex? Didn't humans evolve without the use of lube, so why do we use it now?
>>28395819
It's not always...but women can sometimes be dry in the vagina. Otherwise it's used for anal.
>>28395516
>tfw I am a cardio god, have a VO2 max of 70 and a resting heart rate of 40
Sex is amazing when you're in amazing physical shape and never get tired
>>28395819
It's only necessary for cutfags
>>28395594
Did I hit a soft spot, lad?
You could do some cardio so you won't tire so easily. Or your girl could move more in bed.
>>28395559
Being a robot is nice in a way because you have a raging fire inside you that is fueled by all the cumulative years of sexual frustration.
Back in my robot days I did some absolutely epic feats involving work and exercise that I don't have the energy or motivation for now.
>>28395254
That's a pretty accurate description
>>28395128
>>28395226
>retards who don't know you need to make the girl cum before inserting your dick.
How are people this retarded? No wonder your first times were terrible, why would you rush to stick your dick in? Foreplay must come before sex, it releases hormones to raise pain tolerance and lower disgust levels. There are so many resources available to help you learn how to sex but everyone still wants to be dumb about it.
>>28395254
Why is no one persecuting this normie scum? Can we get some "REEEEEEEEEEEEEs"?
>>28396188
I said it was her first time. Unless she masturbated with a cucumber before she'll bleed no matter how many times you finger her.
It's called a hymen you turbonerd.
>>28396188
I prefer no foreplay, I get wet and it loses grip.
>>28393527
It seems fake to you because you're watching porn, which is fake.
Dumbass.
>>28393527
Porn is porn. Real sex is sex.
>>28393527
>Only experience of Sex is through porn
>seems kinda fake
No shit sherlock
>>28395128
FUCK
OFF
NORMIES
Why do you people come here? This is literally all some of us have
>>28393527
>tfw I somehow get lucky
>suddenly realize I have to perform
>afraid I might climax too fast, luckily some anon had tips for guys like me on /soc/
>"when you are about to climax, change position"
>alright, changing to doggy
>feel I'm almost climaxing after 6 seconds
>tfw don't know any other positions, so I switch back to missionary
>this time it's 8 seconds
>shiiiit, what now, guess I'll change back to doggy
>she doesn't want to
>try to remember different tip by anon
>"think about stuff you find disgusting"
>I start picturing my grandma naked
>I get soft immediately
>girl screams "what the fuck?! are you gay?"
>she thinks I couldn't perform unless I looked from behind so she could somewhat pass for a man
Why live
>>28393702
>Girth isn't that important
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>28398180
hahahahhahah taking "advice" from 4chan seriously ahahahhahahha you are indeed a stupid faggot
>>28393527
>Does sex feel good?
Yes, really good. If you don't use a condom, it feels great. The physical sensation on top the mental factors adds to a great experience BUT...
It's not the end all be all of existence like normies seem to make it out to be. They only are obsessed with it because they have no hobbies or passions in life besides consuming and consuming and consuming.
>>28393527
>I can't believe that it would be more comfy than jacking comfortably on my back in my bed.
You could be comfortably laying on your back whilst your qt gf is grinding her tight, wet pussy on your dick till you both orgasm and you shoot your hot load inside her.
>>28398180
Fuck I can pump for half an hour in missionary but go flaccid whenever I fuck my gf doggystyle.
I normally stick with cowgirl so she can control how far it's in since I'm above average.
Quick, answer me, /r9k/. Am I still a virgin if I've given and received oral?
Yes. Stick your dick into vagina and you're a virgin no more.
Sex isn't something you should commit to giving up on just because you haven't experienced it. And neither is it something you should obsess over. It can be a lot of work and stressful compared to masturbation but giving up on it will cut you off from a natural part of life. And how can you know what you would be missing out on if you never experienced it for yourself. Just get out and try to get to know a girl and see where it goes. I don't know what you look like or how socially adept you are but regardless of that you might be rejected. If that happens, find another girl. Keep trying with new girls and maybe ones you've tried before after enough time has passed. There will probably be plenty of rejection. When you finally succeed, don't stop there because your first several times might be disappointing or even embarrassing. Keep at it until you feel comfortable enough with sex that you know whether you like it or not. Just pace yourself, don't go overboard and don't get too emotionally invested. And you can always go back to your comfort zone when you're feeling overwhelmed. You can't just say your done with sex without giving it a decent chance. You can do that when you're married.
>>28399229
Oh wow what a wall of text laddy can you sum it up perhaps.
>>28393527
Sex was and is the biggest blow to my confidence.
I only lasted 20 seconds at most and I'm scared to do anything sexual after that experience.
>>28393527
It feels nice when your partner knows what they're doing. I still prefere masturbation, trying to please the person I love while pleasing myself as well is hard and gives me anxiety.
>>28393527
dam what a qt
>>28399291
TLDR
Normie bullshit.
>>28399229
this drivel reminds of the guy that posted his experiences trying to "get to know" as many girls as he could and in the end he was banned from certain bars and shit
this retarded normieshit is only spewed by normies that can go out and get a chick, which means they are good looking and social enough, robots are neither so this will never work for us, all we can get this way is pain i used to follow this advice and normies chewed me up because i was easy target for them
robots don't listen to shit like that
Blowjobs are better than sex
>never have to worry about knocking a girl up
>don't have to do any work
>most girls are better at blowjobs then they are at sex
>her mouth is occupied so no fake moaning shit
>>28393527
It's alright, but I prefer fapping. No one judging me for my degenerate preferences, not having to pleasure someone else, just me and someone I love (not really, I hate myself).
>>28395254
The final part seems incredibly awkward desu. How can you do sexual things with someone else around? Seems so... Disgusting.
>>28393527
your 2 biggest biological drives are your desire to eat and your desire to procreate/fuck/have sex.
Does eating food even feel good? it certainly can..
Does sex even feel good? it certainly can.... especial if you have a decent sized penis and are fucking a hot chick
>>28393527
masturbating is way better than the act itself, making out etc. is really exciting though, too bad its such a fucking effort to have sex itself
I'm a KHV and it's no so much being a virgin that bothers me, more the total lack of intimacy. It's not that unusual to be a virgin at 20, but to have never even held hands is pathetic.
>Had sex four times
>Three times in 2011
>One time a week ago
>On those four occasions I felt nothing, just a slight choking sensation on my dick
I don't get it, is this how it is supposed to be or did I just kill my sensitivity with masturbation and death grip?
>>28402497
Sounds like you have a callus mutilated dick anon
>>28402497
are you circumcised by any chance?
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