>mfw Oreo crumbs found in my bellybutton
JUST
>when you eat biscuits in bed but lean over the side of the bed so you don't get crumbs on your bedsheet
>you still find crumbs in your bedsheet
I just found crumbs of fried chicken I had a few hours ago. Tasted breddy gud desu
>>28393321
>eat a snack in bed
>make sure to chew with mouth closed AND cover mouth with hand
>still get crumbs in bed
>>28393321
>>28393418
>do stuff
>consequences of that stuff exist
Fuck.
>>28393289
It's a sign. Kill yourself.
>>28393499
Its not the consequences, crumbs get fucking everywhere!
>>28393529
It's some metaphysical shit. Crumbs appear from another dimension to fuck with you.
>>28393289
>last week's burger bun on the floor
>empty wine bottles on the bed
>dried blood on my sheets and pillow
>yesterday's cum in my belly button
This is me on a good day, turning my life around
>>28393289
>mfw bellybutton found in my Oreo crumbs
>>28393289
I once managed to get a bunch of my jizz in my bellybutton
JUST
