>"Wake up sleepy head. Hey, come on, get out of bed! Have you seen the weather today? I'm cooking you breakfast right now, and after that I thought we could go for a long walk along the coast like you suggested. Yeah? Cool! Well hurry and take a shower and when you're out I'll have your breakfast ready in the kitchen!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jZysQwZ_-A ]
unsubscribed for hurting my feelers.
>"Gosh it's such a beautiful day Anon. Thanks for coming to the park with me. I know how much you hate the sun but at least we found a nice spot in the shade! Did you enjoy the picnic I made? Oh good, I spent all morning making it. If you're still hungry later you could come back to mine and I could, I mean I can cook us dinner if you'd like that?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goDd02TTxBA ]
>>28392942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw
>>28392942
Every day these threads get to me
>>28392942
hey op, do you feel comfortable when other people post things like yours in this thread? or do u feel offended
/r/pillowtalkaudio if you want audio versions of these posts. I used to post there, maybe I should again - I could read posts like this one. Lots of people called my voice pretty and sweet when I used to post there - I'm just bad at coming up with things to say.
I'd love to go on a walk with you, darling, but I've got to CLICK ALL THESE IMAGES WITH TREES
>>28393706
Do it. Nothing makes me feel better than hearing a melodic, soft girl voice. It doesn't even matter what you're saying.
>>28392942
>"Can't you see I'm trying to sleep? You fat slut!"
>SLAAAP
>>28393706
hey i used to listen to those people, who are u btw?
>>28393716
I'll post it here on Vocaroo, okay? It'll take me a few minutes.
>>28393706
I made a video from one of the recordings on that subreddit. There are so few good ones. I wish i had the capacity to request some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9iXD-yTJ_k
>>28393706
Please record something telling me that we'll get to finally be together once I commit suicide, and it'll be worth it.
>>28393747
I expect greatness.
Thank you.
>>28393752
KILL ME FUCKING DO IT STAB ME RIGHT IN THE HEART
NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME AND SAY NICE THINGS TO ME
>>28393752
Do you have a collection of mp3s you think are good?
>"Hey Anon, a couple of us are going for a picnic on the common after the lecture. I notice you don't really sit by anybody in class, but if you want to come with us I'd really like that. I think we have a lecture together later, I was thinking maybe we could hang out together until then? Well, anyway, if you'd like to come I'd really that. Just let me know, okay?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P31nQWMA2e8 ]
![theyre_waiting1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/av4VfPM.jpg "theyre_waiting1[1].jpg")
>>28393706
Say it softly and cheerfully
>Go on, kick the stool, then we can finally be together forever, you can finally be happy, I'm waiting for you
What the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>"Please don't be so hard on yourself Anon. Please don't. You're not a bad person. It doesn't matter what happened to you in your past. You can't let that decide what kind of life you're going to allow yourself to live. Anon in the time I've gotten to know you I already know that you're someone I'm going to care about for a long long time. If you could only see yourself through my eyes you'd realize how much there is to love about you. I just wish you believed me."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHpQFF_Et4s ]
>>28393834
>>28393941
Please stop.
You are killing me.
In these scenarios, are the girls virgins?
>>28393706
I've got a boner and tears. This is the most confused I've been since the first time I saw futa porn.
>>28394122
They're attractive females over the age of 16 and dating you
Answer that yourself
>"You know, you can hold my hand if you want to Anon. I know you're a pretty guarded person but I won't mind if you, well, if you want to do more than just talk. You really don't know how much I like you Anon, do you? Gosh and there was me worrying I'd made it too obvious! Yes I like you. I've liked you since I first noticed you, and all these long walks together have just made me like you more and more. Do you think you could ever, you know, like me too?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dijb-zouJd8 ]
That's not how people talk and it's cringey.
>"Again, I just wanted to say thannnks for buying me dinner; you're just such a great friend. That was so nice of you, we have to find you a girl you deserve"
I'm sorry these took so long, I was having trouble uploading them. And sorry for my mumbling and nasally voice, I'm kinda sick right now. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy!
>>28392942
http://chirb.it/tnbzmE
>>28393834
http://chirb.it/1FBsOb
>>28393941
http://chirb.it/nwCJLG
>>28392942
>people on r9k think people talk like this
>>28394303
So uhh...what are you like, twelve?
>>28394313
You speak way too fast.
>>28394358
Sorry, my roomate was asleep in the same room and I didn't want them to hear so I was trying to be quiet and speak fast. You can ask the people over at pillowtalkaudio to do it, their voices are way better and more professional.
>>28393706
It sounds cringy as fuck desu, reading these are better
>>28394303
Thanks femanon, I hope you enjoy it
>"Do you enjoy lying in bed with me like this Anon? Oh nothing, it's just I really love the nights we spend here listening to the rain. I just don't want you to think I'm not talking because I'm bored or anything, and I would hate it if you were doing this just to please me or something. It's so comforting to know we can just lie here with each other without having to fill the silence all the time. Sometimes it feels like we're saying all that needs to be said even though neither of is talking! Oh gosh, now I'm not making any sense! I love you Anon, and I love every moment we're together."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6XxZ8Nt38I ]
>>28394303
Back in the real REAL world
![2012-12-10-Dating-Simian[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4xNLTUL.jpg "2012-12-10-Dating-Simian[1].jpg")
>>28394479
Back in my world
>>28392942
>>28393057
>>28393834
>>28393941
>>28394238
>>28394303
>>28394440
Samefag
>>28394479
In which world do you live?
>>28394175
Then they must be virgins.
>>28393752
Good to see you're still around, Thomas?
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME, ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR.
MAKE IT STOP ANONS.
>>28395187
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
Please write one where a girl is saying she understands why I hit her and she still loves me.
>>28392942
How the fuck did you get in the house? How come the dog didn't bite you to shit?? Where is my girlfriend?!
>>28395430
Okay.
Girl: I understand why you hit me and I still love you.
>>28395587
>no picture
Come on.
>>28393941
I want to believe
Origatoni
These threads are too much
Current Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJZTzm1rO8
>>28393706
I wish I had never found this subreddit.
>>28393888
I'm very, very lonely and long for intimacy.
>>28394440
WAIT A SECOND
I AM 99% SURE THAT I DO KNOW THIS GIRL
Even the room looks like some place in their house.......
