>Jerk off
>cum
>remember I have a small wound on my hip
>apply cum on the wound
>it starts hurting
Don't apply cum on your wounds guys
You're an idiot.No surprise this comment isn't original
>>28392883
thanks dude, i'll not apply cum on wounds of people i don't dislike
>>28392883
most helpful OP in a long time
>>28392883
it only strings for a short while, when the cum liquifies it releases many of the healing properties and rapidly restores any wound
>>28392883
Thanks for informing, pal.
>>28392948
>When the cum liquifies
You too, are a fucking idiot.
>>28392883
Semen's job is to attack the vagina so the sperm can make it to the eggs. Makes sense why it would not be good on an open wound. Use urine instead because it's sterile. It's actually not but lets pretend.
>>28392962
Get outta here normboiiiiiiii.
>>28392976
>tfw your sperm is trying to borrow into you
>>28392962
>his cum doesn't turn clear and watery after a few minutes
what the fuck is wrong with your dongo, bongo?
>>28392883
can you make an infograph just incase i forgot?
>>28392984
It knows where home is and it know where the battlefield it. Everything else is friendly fire.
It also hurts if you rub your eyes right after jacking off.