Can anyone here play an instrument or sing? Come share your talents, rate others, and have fun!
If I post some lyrics, will any anons cover them?
>>28392518
I can't sing but I'm bored and will give you one anyway.
I don't even know many songs, to be honest. I can try Popular, or search around for something.
>>28392518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rkyn7FhuKS
It's an acoustic guitar, but my laptops shitty mic distorts it so much it sounds fucked. Oh well, I tried.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19dMrYzS5TI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09NV4UOUU8U
Here's a beat I slapped together. I'm known as the worlds greatest dance and techno DJ.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sFjbUBnakD
9 seconds.
>>28392685
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19dMrYzS5TI
Bretty fugging noice. Started really sounding good towards the end, nice voice
>>28392669
Keep practicing, you have potential.
Oh fuck, I hate these threads.
Take it to reddit, faggots.
Saged and hidden.
>>28392720
Thanks senpai. Heres one more. Warning turn your volume down its kinda loud
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YtTAEECZaU
>>28392773
>complaining about OC on a board where the entire purpose is OC
Good job, you're a retarded faggot. Kill yourself.
Not vocaroo but here's a song written, played and sung by me
https://m.soundcloud.com/oliviatries/people-eat-people
>>28392794
>Retarded
>kill yourself
Cool, you're so original. Those two insults totally aren't meaningless and overused on here. Are you trying to be a stereotype?
>>28392830
>he stayed in the thread waiting for replies to his shitty bait
>>28392829
>"Humbly" promoting his faggot soundcloud
>>28392830
>Are you trying to be a stereotype?
Yes. You clearly hate creativity or originality, so why would I waste effort insulting you in any other way? Faggot nigger retard
>>28392846
I'm not even the same guy, but that won't convince you and there's no way to prove it, so whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>28392780
I liked that a lot, I wish I could play like that, all I do is chords. My song is via Soundcloud earlier in thread.
If you have a modern smartphone, chances are you'll get way better recording quality if you just user voice recorder. At least that's how it was/is on my HTC One and Galaxy 6.
>>28392857
This is you trying to be "the cool hero defender". It's pathetic. Please stop.
>>28392669
Cheeky bit of Iron and Wine, eh?
>>28392864 (You)
Screenshot can prove it.
>>28392829
Not bad, m8. Seems a bit empty though, needs something more I think. More progression, maybe throw in some suspended chords or something. Your voice isnt bad or anything, but it isn't interesting enough on it own. Not bad tho, pretty goode.
>>28392849
>assuming that I give shit about my soundcloud with 50 plays on it.
Eat shit and die homie
>>28392879
I was hoping someone would recognize. Ye senpai. I was gonna post Fever Dream, but with that distortion it just sounded fucking trash, so I went with this instead.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rr2hCDIod3
i need to cut some the solo out
>>28392906
You clearly do, since you're defending it.
>>28392939
>he deleted the post to remove "faggot" from it.
Why?
>>28392915
If this thread's still alive by the time I record something, I'll post it up
Dunno what, and I'm rusty as hell
>>28392979
Double posted because I didn't think the other comment went through. It wasn't showing when I clicked "Update". Simple as that. So much for your faggot attempt at trying to call me out.
>>28392939
You're right, I'm hoping for 1000 plays by noon. Thanks Reddit!
>>28393017
>Calls things he doesn't like "Reddit" to appeal to his "le 4chan bros xDDDDDD"
>>28393024
>very cool well versed 4chin hacker
there's no reason for you to keep riding my dick unless you really like my song
>>28392938
reminds me of this at the start https://jordaanmason.bandcamp.com/track/eulogy
>>28393035
Didn't even listen to it, faggot. I bet it's shitty and uncreative though, just like your "comebacks".
>there's no reason for you to keep riding my dick unless you really like my song
>Tfw you perform all these mental gymnastics to defend yourself because you have nothing better to reply with
>>28392899
Thanks breh.
My ultimate dream was to find people who like my music enough to work on it with me and create it into something bigger than boring acoustic songs. But it never happen because all my friends are into metal. I have around 10 completed songs and a ton of riffs I never bothered re-recording once by pc fried.
Here's another https://m.soundcloud.com/oliviatries/judge-god
>see a thread I like
>start arguments to ensure it keeps getting bumped while I go to the store
All according to plan,roaches
>>28393083
(You)
Legibility original
>>28393134
Every thread has an argument in it, though.
>>28393139
This thread keeps labelling comments I didn't make as (You)
The fuck is going on?
>>28393205
Holy fuck. Way to expose yourself as a total newfag. How embarrassing.
>>28393248
It sure is embarrassing I don't spend all my time on this site. Boy am I red in the face.
Not exactly a newfag either, I pop in 1 - 2 times a year for the last 10 or so.
>>28393269
So you are a newfag then. And a normalfag at that. Good for you.
>>28393279
Hey, sometimes I like to pop by and see how the autists live.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03JGbKoylwv
>>28393342
in my defence 30 is probably abit old to take up guitar but it wasnt like i had committed to anything else throughout my life.
>>28393355
Don't even worry about what age you started at. I started at 16 and I thought of myself as late bloomer too. I don't even care anymore. I just play guitar.
>>28393382
oh yeah you bet.
nothing will stop until i reach my goal.
>belting out god tier electric solo to rival god herself
>>28392553
I can do it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GGscW7vJcG
Just vocaroo sounds like absolute shit
>>28393342
This is the future of music
>>28393631
>I went down to the paki shop
>to buy a loaf of bread
>Put it on the counter,
>This is what he said
>Hip hop paki shop two ninetynine
>Don't let the paki shop rip you off next time
>>28393673
haha w-well i j-just hahha you know how it is b4 i have my coffee~!
>>28393792
nvm i resign
wait no i can do this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GAJPpH441n
10/10 best offer take it or leave it
>>28393857
in the end it starts with
baw wid da baw da bang da bang diggy diggy
cmon git down wit da syknizz
>>28393792
>>28393891
I dont think i understand
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CKGSPHnjtI
is this better?
>>28393631
24 hour news channel
you're what i want to see
while i'm suffering through the sleepless nights
that always trouble me
If you're on the nightshift
at the BBC
I want you to know that
you will always have a friend in me
if you're on the day shift
in australia
I see your magic lands like
something from fantasia
Tell me of the days events
oh channel 5-0-4
tell me of the weather
and make me beg for more
>>28393792
>>28393929
>>28393857
The ol' razzle dazzle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YBVHEIXfEv
>>28393200
Just like I planned. Don't question me or my son ever again, roach.
>>28393953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18a83jP6Cpd
https://clyp.it/bfttr340
If I didn't have music is have already killed myself lek
>>28393792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wNXJMe1xTc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1di5gtpWWiU
Damn I fucked up so many parts.
Its been a long time. Back when it came out I had it down perfect.
>>28394101
lol fugn epic
I play bass in a shitty local band. It doesn't really show how much I can do with my bass, but I have nothing else to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHPdvkGb-m0
>>28394185
You've posted this before you shill.
>>28394329
I know, in a thread where I mentioned this. Since there's a thread made exactly for that, why wouldn't I repost?
>>28394329
Also, you really think I do think it's stuff worth shilling?
>>28394367
Makes me wonder who made the thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X5UGAOboLn
Well that was silly
>>28394446
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1di5gtpWWiU
why do you keep replying to it?
just let it get mad and exodus back to pol
here's sloppy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LK3S7jIR67
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GbAq7OEdiS
>>28394550
I'm not entirely sure what you even mean with that post, but no penis required
>>28394452
Wasn't me, but guess there is no way to prove it.
On my defense, I had no idea what vocaroo is until now
My phone's mic is pretty good considering it's a phone mic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KpDLVtC2RG
>>28394666
ThEVoicEsInMyHEad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xvV4jCo4XJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1awXCkw9Ucj
I grew up singing backstreet boys in the shower. Besides that I think I sound terrible and would never share this outside of an anonymous Mongolian finger painting board.
>>28394452
I make these threads whenever I'm feeling down and I wan't to hear Anons play music for me. Never seen anyone else make one of these.
>>28394666
You sound mega dorky. Are you by any chance over weight?
>>28394676
sorry i dont read social cues very well. thank you for your time.
>>28394800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Vfx8ftC2g
>>28394783
Now I really feel like recording a small jam but have no equipment for it, not even a phone
>>28394493
Replying to people on this board is just a thing I do. A thing we all do, actually
>>28394820
Apologies if I made you feel down, here's some more singing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gp28sZai86
>>28394891
Thats a shame
Participating in these threads is always fun though. What do you play?
>>28395088
I am the bass guy from above. Bass is a great instrument for a robot. It didn't require much effort to get started, it was instantly rewarding, and when I finally felt like putting more effort into it, it was even better. Try playing bass guys.
still here op? i have a surprise
>>28396079
Come back, baby! You didn't show me your surprise.
