saturday night australia thread
how you holding up guys?
normal cunts next door having a party as they do every weekend and some high school slut also next door getting picked up by her chad boyfriend
seems everything serves to remind me i'm alone on the weekend
got the sledge hammer next to me about to snap any minute
Sitting on my balcony in the city in Darwin, having a Rum and Coke, and a few cigarettes. It's a peaceful afternoon.
threadly tfw no bf
Doing uni assignment and smoking bowls.
I swear this is the worst place to live for people like us.
>>28391512
>tfw no friends
Gets worse every day
>>28391512
How many threads have you shitposted in tonight?
>>28391560
none, just been drinking (by myself) and watching anime (by myself)
that pretty much sums up my life
>>28391512
are you even trying anymore shitposter-kun?
>start work tomorrow at 7am
>Now: OSRS
>Next: Shower
>Later: Drunk OSRS and extreme depression, possible suicide
Watchin shrek
watching wolf children and i'm only 15 minutes in and it's triggering me
>stacey is in class
>stacey sees chad
>stacey gets a tingle between her legs and needs chad to give her a dickin
>asks chad to meet her
>chad keeps her waiting for hours in the freezing cold
>she doesn't mind because its chad
>chad is actually a wolf
>she doesn't mind because its chad
>tells chad to give her the knot
even fucking anime isn't safe anymore
>>28391549
>>28391679
less than 10 posts and we alrdy got 2 normalfags
It's raining her in Adelaide so dumb cunt neighbours are being quiet for once.
We have bogans across the road that literally sit on their front porch with their kids screaming until 1am on Friday, Saturday, Sunday. But I guess the rain scared them away. Na it's still early
Listening to some music while thinking about going out later tonight and causing some mischief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA
>>28391824
Some of us cant just get disability bullshit like you can.
Which is about to be taken away anyway.
Robot = 0 Friends. Thats all it means and that is all it will ever mean.
>have crush on girl
>turns out she's literally dating a FUCKING NIGGER
>not even a good looking nigger
>this is what the jews have done to our society
m8s....im raging here. pic related is her.
>>28391512
Why do strangers deserve violence from you? They're not responsible for the situation you find yourself in.
>>28391872
this is her and her boyfriend. he gets to fuck her in her arse, kiss her, hug her, spoon her, and i dont??? this world is unfair.
>>28391736
I promised myself I wouldn't play runescape during 2016. I haven't. My life improved a little (slightly)
>>28391854
a robot is a friendless neet virgin
you don't meet at least 1 of those 3 therefore you are not a robot
>>28391872
Living in Melbourne i often see girls still in school dating niggers (Somalians) and shit skinned kiwis.
>>28391854
you partake in society you are a normalfag
>>28391877
how does she see him in the bedroom when the lights are off, does he wear a Hi-vis vest?
theres a permanent /ausneet/ thread on 8 [chan] btw friends:
8 chan /aus/res/60625.html
>>28391512
>saturday night
>tfw it's saturday morning here
jesus it's easy to forget that you bastards are almost a day ahead
>>28391896
WTF? That is genuinely fucking awful.
>>28391906
She holds on to his dick.
>>28391920
>>She holds on to his dick.
>>28391512
I went out last week and going out next week
Wondering if I should message a single chick from work but I've got no social skills
>>28391906
i am dead
>>28391920
are you sure she's not legally blind? she's clearly not sane in the head
>>28391877
You from newcastle?
I swear I've seen that nig before.
She also looks very familiar
>>28391941
She's actually a really nice girl, popular, kind, from a good home, and pretty as hell. That's sort of why I'm so annoyed at her dating this nigger. She's damaged goods now. She has been stolen from our gene pool. One of the really good ones has fucking left us, and it shits me to tears.
This sort of girl has high standards for white guys, but will date an ugly nigger like that. Why? It's like God is fucking mocking me.
>>28391948
Canberra actually.
>>28391881
I only started playing again recently and I realised that not matter what, I'm a complete failure of a person who probably wont ever change and not playing osrs isn't going to change that.
How has your life improved slightly since stopping?
>>28391957
>She's actually a really nice girl, popular, kind, from a good home, and pretty as hell. That's sort of why I'm so annoyed at her dating this nigger. She's damaged goods now. She has been stolen from our gene pool. One of the really good ones has fucking left us, and it shits me to tears.
yeah for some reason it upsets me.. shes fucked in the head and no white guy would marry her.. i mean i wonder what the fuck her dad thinks
>>28391968
Her dad probably supports it, unfortunately. She's in in the least bit ashamed. She's not even rebelling. She's...legitimately chosen to date a nigger. Fuck, it's awful.
>>28391977
not in the least bit*
>>28391977
Australian woman make me fucking sick.
>>28391957
>stolen
>our
>god
>>28391990
Yep, me too. I wouldn't even mind if she was your average bogan slut, but she's the sort of relatively pure girl who would be of use to this nation.
>>28391962
I do a lot of cycling on my bicycle through the hills . I see that as very positive. My fitness is improving. When I'm not occupied with grinding rs all day I have to find other things to do that are more positive. But my life is still empty so I'm still looking for solutions. I told myself I would not live a life of distractions. I told myself that if I cannot life a good life then I will suffer instead of using gaming or any kind of escapism. The truth is I didn't enjoy rs much before I quit anyway, I kept getting bored of it. So maybe it's not a choice. I can't be happy with a life of rs like I was when I was 13 or 15. Escapism doesn't bring me enough pleasure any more anyway, not food or porn, nothing. I want to achieve my goals or die trying now. Nothing else matters. A
I'm sick.
Also I'm horny. I won't see the girl I'm seeing for at least a week though. And then I'll have to go to her house and meet her housemates who sound like massive bogans. I don't really want to do that. I'd rather go to her house than mine though I guess.
Anyway, yeah. I'm sick and it sucks.
>>28391932
Honestly though they are incredibly hard to fucking see, even outside when it's dark unless they wear a white shirt. Then it looks like a ghost walking around.
I nearly ran over some black bitch a good while ago coming back from my grandmas, i didn't see her crossing the road and had to step on the brakes. It was a green light and as she was walking across the road she was looking at me right in the eyes and asking if i was crazy.
Took a lot of nerve not to call her a dumb black cunt.
>>28392037
You're not allowed on r9k if you have a gf
>>28392037
>seeing a girl
normie as fuck m8
have you met her parents yet?
>>28392048
>>28392065
I don't have a girlfriend.
She's the first girl I've had sex with in about 5 years and we have a pretty weird history.
We're not really 'dating' or anything... I don't really know what we are. I was totally content in my aloneness until we had sex and now I really want to see her.
>>28392190
shut the fuck up normie cunt.
>>28392190
is she a qt?
original POLST
>>28392203
Nah, been on 4chan since before r9k existed so I don't think I'll leave. Also I'm neet.
>>28392210
She's a qt. She's thick but not fat, which I actually really like. Her arse makes me go kind of crazy.
>>28392231
>>28392190
>le im a neet
>lel aint sex in 5 years
>lel i hate my lyf
>lel i belong here
Shut the fuck up you dumb dickhead.
>>28392231
>thick but not fat
fuuuuck that's exactly how i like em. pix?
>>28391957
/belconnen/?
>>28392277
yeah i'm actually in belconnen haha, sup m8?
>>28392243
That's exactly how I like em too. No pix though sorry, I have no pictures of her so I would have to pull one off of Facebook which would probably be traced back to her. She's into video games and I'm pretty sure she has enough orbiters because of it that at least some would be on 4chan.
>>28392239
Don't be so salty dude. I don't have anybody to talk to so I posted here. r9k is just a good place for people who don't really fit in, you don't need to be so protective over your super special secret club.
>>28392292
fair enough m8, hope you have fun fucking her thick ass doggy style
>>28391908
Yeah and it's fucking horrible. Stopped going there.
>>28392292
Fuck up you dumb cunt normie.
>>28392285
not much, self loathing and eating mostly
robots were right aus threads are filled with normies
>>28392292
thats a myth by the way--someone can't find out if you have been saving pics from their fb.
>>28392336
yeah... theres always that one guy who posts pics of his messy room and talks about cutting himself and last thread all the normies were getting asshurt by him for no reason.
>>28391512
Just moved house, want to kill myself less than usual. Off to a mates birthday in north-west Sydney
turbochicken
>tfw your smarter and better looking younger brother gets scouted by a man from a modelling agency.
To feel pain is to have a normie sibling.
>>28392463
because he has no reason for being so fucking down about life
he thinks he is some special case when he used to be fit as fuck and probably had the world at his feet
>>28392549
>he thinks he is some special case when he used to be fit as fuck and probably had the world at his feet
you don't know if that is the case with him, though.
>he has no reason for being so fucking down about life
chronic isolation i reason enough, plus there are likely more reasons he hasn't mentioned.
>>28392292
normie is short for normal.
you a completely normal.
you just want someone to talk to.
some attention.
you're basically a woman.
>>28391877
>>28391872
>pol being more subtle than usual today
>ausfag thread
nothing of value was lost
Reminder:
Reminder:
>/r9k/ has no topic
>>23675599
Us normies will plague your board until you either accept us, or fuck off to Wizardchan.
>>28392662
Choke on shit and die, niggerlover.
>>28392586
>chronic isolation
you mean just like the rest of us who aren't uni/work fags?
he's posted pics of himself before and now
he used to be fit as fuck and could get laid easily. that alone is reason enough to be happy
>>28392612
>you just want someone to talk to.
Isn't that why we're all here?
>>28392713
no.
there's a reason for the /soc/ board you fucking morons. spam your post code and trade cock pics over kik there. nobody cares about your drug habits, this isnt a forum its a fucking imageboard you literal cancer.
want someone to talk to? go outside normie trash, dial a random number on your phone, join an actual forum. dont shit this place up with your no content ass you ignoramus
Sorting out my Art folder and playing diablo 2
>>28391535
How you going fellow my Territorian, i don't see many of you guys post
>>28392682
disregard that i suck big black penis and im just projecting. sorry anon.
>>28391872
I feel you, almost half the teenage girls in my town seem to have mulatto babies with no father in sight, I fucking hate Aussie women.
>>28391877
It sucks, but look on the bright side, that's some Chad's daughter getting blacked.com. Serves those Chad fuckbois right for bullying white nerds when they were younger.
>>28392777
not that anon but i want someone to talk to, i have no friends IRL and the only interaction with people i get is on 4chan
>>28391872
I used to think Aussie girls didn't racemix. But something has changed in recent years.
Every other time I leave the house I see some young hottie with a blacker-than-black fresh off the boat monkey man.
That's life in Melbourne I guess.
>>28393175
I know, it's fucking weird, there's been a huge upticking in race-mixing recently. It deserves the death penalty.
>>28392881
Which town is this?
>all these melbournefags getting keked by niggers
S Y D N E Y 4 L I F E
>>28393370
lebos m8
>>28393307
wrong board m80
keep that race shit outta my aus9k
Watching Lucky Star desu
I want to marry Konata
>>28393370
Sydney is the worst place in all of Australia though. It's the most dense city in Australia and every time I go there all I see are fucking Chinese-style apartments in every fucking suburb. It's messy and disgusting.
No wonder it's the hub of racemixing in Australia. Degenerate cunts.
>>28393175
>Melbourne
Get your shit in order, Victoria.
>>28393307
The weirdest thing is they're not attractive in the slightest. They're literal chimp men who can barely even speak an intelligible form of English.
I'm not so prejudiced that I can claim there are no attractive blacks. But these people don't look like those watered down American blacks, they don't even look human. It's like the girls just go after them solely because of the colour of their skin.
The worst part is the old stereotype about fat trashy slags only going for them doesn't hold true any more. I see girls that should be dating 8-10/10's yet they're draped over a 2/10 nignog.
>>28393398
Keep crying you shitskin.
>>28393398
>>>>>>>
fuck off chink t.bh
>>28393421
>No wonder it's the hub of racemixing in Australia.
Yeah, but the neanderthal-pride god-tier racemixing of white guys and asian girls.
Playing Overwatch.
TF2/10
Bretty alright though. Need friends to play though.
>>28393430
That's true. The girl I posted is very cute, at least to me. She should not be race-mixing, but she is, and she's not ashamed of it. She probably doesn't even think about the ramifications of her actions. She doesn't realise she's spitting on her ancestors, on her race, on her nation, desecrating them. She doesn't care.
We have a values void in Australia at the moment, parents simply aren't instilling any meaningful values in their kids. They just let em figure it out themselves, and it causes shit like this. Her parents should be fucking strung up for raising a girl like her.
>>28393435
disregard that i just thought about it and i love nignogs
>>28393463
No, it's the hub of white woman/arab man race-mixing in Australia.
Fuck all Sydneysiders.
>>28393463
>god-tier
That might be true if Asian girls actually looked like how they do in anime or those kpop girls.
Instead all the Asian girls in Australia have big bloated faces the size of small planets.
Any who is a member of the "Halal Snack Pack Appreciation Society": you're a disgusting faggot, and I hope you die painfully.
>>28393454
>>28393435
lol m8 u mad?
>>28393485
But what's a parent to do? If they try to instill a racial pride/tribalist mentality the girl is almost guaranteed to rebel and fuck niggers out of spite.
Just look at the American South and their ridiculously high rate of black male/white female race mixing.
>>28393532
You will never get a white girl, shitcunt.
>fighting for second place
m8s, who cares
brisbane is the best city anyway
You dumb Aussie morons, like your idiot American, maybe Canadian counterparts, would rather see crappy Adam Sandler movies than masterpiece like Pacific Rim. And no, you're not anywhere near the top 10 in rankings of intelligent nations.
>>28393507
>Instead all the Asian girls in Australia have big bloated faces the size of small planets.
>>28393539
Racial pride does not cause girls to rebel. Being a hypocrite who doesn't back up your words with reasoning causes girls to rebel. If you say "blacks are bad, don't ever fuck a black guy" but don't tell her why, she'll rebel. If you give her genuine pride in her race, she won't WANT to rebel. There's nothing to rebel against. Rebel against pride in her race?
In the US it's mainly lower class women race-mixing, in Australia even upper-middle class women do it.
>>28393557
I'm sorry that real asian girls don't look like your chinese cartoons, senpai
>>28393547
lol yeh u mad
>>28393547
kek ye he mad
>>28391512
Just sitting in my room. The "Dat Boi" meme is starting to get annoying (It's origins go back to Tumblr and FunnyJunk).
>>28393563
>There's nothing to rebel against. Rebel against pride in her race?
Against her parents. All girls do it. Well all teens do it to be fair but girls take it further and always go the sexual route as well.
>In the US it's mainly lower class women race-mixing, in Australia even upper-middle class women do it.
That's the stereotype but it's probably not true these days. I imagine college campuses are full of upper-middle class girls yet they're all ready to go to war on behalf of black men.
anyone got any experience with brothels?
thinking of getting rid of the pesky virginity
>>28393415
konata is literally me if i was a girl
>>28393563
but pride is a sin senpai
or is the bible jewish propaganda as well?
actually it may be easier if you just tell me things that aren't a jewish conspiracy.
thx!
>>28393463
that girl is cute as fuck
would make her my daugtherfu
>>28393605
I couldn't imagine going to a brothel in a first world country. I'm too insecure about that shit.
If I was going to go to a brothel I'd do it in Brazil or some shit, where I know I'm not ever going to run into the prostitute again and I can assure myself that we're from different worlds.
>>28393602
Not all girls rebel, and certainly not against everything they've been taught. You can teach a girl to be genuinely prideful in her race and she won't go out and start fucking niggers. This defeatist attitude that you can't stop your own child from going and fucking niggers it total and utter bullshit. Give her an emotional attachment to the white race. Give her an emotional aversion to niggers. Raise her right. Be genuinely close to her as she grows.
>I imagine college campuses are full of upper-middle class girls yet they're all ready to go to war on behalf of black men.
There's a lot of "SJWs" who won't actually fuck black guys. Plenty of girls who aren't at all racist but simply aren't interested in black guys. That's the case in much of the US.
It really is almost all lower class trailer trash that racemixes in the US, whereas because we have decided we have no values in Australia, girls legitimately don't see anything wrong from taking it up the butt from the new guy from Somalia.
>>28393553
/thread
fresh, gently roasted original arabica post
Fuck Turnbull
>>28393639
i never leave my house unless i need to, my chance of running in to her would be as close to zero as possible without actually being zero
>>28393825
This isn't a rational thought, it's my paranoia.
I'd also feel like I was being judged harsher by a first world prostitute.
Paying for sex from someone who is on the same social level as you just seems so strange and unsettling to me. Not sure why.
>>28393898
i know what you mean but it's my last resort
my virginity is tearing me apart and preventing me from enjoying things i used to enjoy
for example i'll watch a movie and if there is anything even hinting at a romances/sex scene i just flip my shit and turn it off
>>28393920
Hahahaha I kinda do that, im just happy that hollywood doesnt cast particularly pretty girls any more since they are mostly jewish. if a vid has a really pretty girl (lik thomason/anya taylor joy in the witch) i lose my fucking shit too.
>>28393920
That sounds pretty bad. I only get bothered at virgin shaming. Sex and relationship stuff just bores me.
>>28393972
>that sounds pretty bad
it's fucking terrible
i just watched wolf children and while i can acknowledge it as a decent film it did nothing but anger me for half of the movie because it forces the idea of romance and sex
>>28394055
why dont you go to a club and pink up a drunk fat chick m8?
>>28394089
the funny thing is i would if it was that easy
i'd have no problem fucking a fatty but despite being 6'3 and a healthy weight fatties don't want to fuck me
it seems i'm literally unfuckable unless i pay for it but even that brings its own number of problems such as the anxiety and judgement
>>28394055
lol guess what brour a virgin, ur a virgin, ur a virgin, ur a virgin, ur a virgin, ur a virgin, ur a virgin
>>28394165
Have you tried using that winning personality
>go out to dinner for normie younger brother's birthday
>he brings his gf
>announces to the table that they're engaged
>him and parents spend most of the evening talking about that and how work is going on the house they bought together several months ago
>i sit there not saying anything the whole time
>>28394227
you should have beat him up and raped his gf infront of everyone to display your dominance
>>28394186
what is winning personality?
>>28392800
Good mate!
Just in Overwatch and my home TeamSpeak, good times.
Got a date tomorrow lads. Going out for lunch. How do I not fuck it up?
>>28394334
you will fuck it up
but you should also leave this board forever now you have gotten a date
For fucks sake lads. I was gonna flee to Australia, but I can't even go there without OOGA BOOGAS stealing my wife away from me.
I guess the romanticised image i had of wooden pubs in the outback and jolly blokes slapping each other on the back was wrong.
There's no escape.
>>28395143
Australia is going down the shitter, following the same dark path as England. We're England 2.0.
Lying awake while my sister is in the room bext to me with her syrian bf yes its true. I never know what it is to be loved by a woman and i probebly never will. I need help somtimes i feel so angery at the world I can't breath.
>>28395582
Do what her boyfriend's people would do - perform an honour killing.
>>28395582
you should kill her and your parents for raising such a fucking whore
>>28395582
are you white?
sdfsfsdfsd original
>>28395677
But than they would kick me out and i have no friends so i cant crash there i would just be out on the street
>>28395760
Yes im white pure english on my mums side and half sweed half english on my dads side
>>28391877
>>28391877
He looks like a nice guy, umad cuck boy?
>>28391512
OP don't use a sledge hammer for viilence, if you do they will confiscate all hammers!!
tfw no sydney transgf
>>28391957
>shes so kind guyz!!
>how DARE she be KIND to a tyrone!!!
>tfw shes totally ruined now!!!!
You're a dumbass.
>>28395793
why do you write like an indian then? maybe the swedish blood has made your sister a race traitor?
can you at least try and talk her out of it? please m8 do it for ur race
>>28393771
You should post that on POL
>>28395827
Race traitors should be fucking burned alive, mate.
>>28395846
He's still a dumbass for thinking she wouldn't be kind when she is kind. Delusional entitlement.
Newcastle reporting in. I walked down the main street at 4pm today. It was dead. There wasn't even a place open to grab a cup of coffee. The only thing this town has going for it is that it is not as expensive as Sydney. Anyway, getting drunk off Tooheys now. How is everyone?
>>28395873
>Desecrating your race, spitting on your heritage and everything your forefathers worked for
>"Kind"
Eat shit. Race mixers are the worst criminals there are.
>>28395896
You're not really trying too hard if you can't think of worse.
>>28395888
pretty drunk mate, been on the drink since 3 this afternoon
about to take a mean shit and go to bed
>>28396015
May your bowel movement be a testament to your character and your wipes few. Sleep well, dear robot.
>>28395896
Pretty sure you'll be worse than them one day, anon. Nothing is more pathetic than a person who gets irrationally angry at something they can't change.
>>28396083
Why am I irrationally angry? Injustice in the world makes me angry.
>>28396109
>Injustice in the world makes me angry.
loool delusional and entitled.
>>28391929
>I've got no social skills
Then how did you get her number nigga
>>28396162
Choke and die you leftie, degenerate faggot.
>>28396175
These degenerates don't owe you a thing. Why should they alter their behavior to suit you?
>>28394089
>why dont you go to a club and pink up a drunk fat chick m8?
How do you actually do this?
Serious. I went to a club before and it's just groups of friends dancing and the music's too loud for talking. How do you pick up any chicks at all?
>>28396175
Yes, keep crying like a bitch so sorry mummy couldn't afford a gf for you.
>>28396206
They should be tortured to death for ruining this country.
>>28396458
Time to get a job, loser!
>>28396415
Wait until late when most are gone and there's a few stragglers. Start going up to the fat girls left behind. Take them home/go to their place.
>>28393972
Virgin shaming? Doesn't seem that prevalent...
>>28391512
>got the sledge hammer next to me about to snap any minute
I now that feel going to hang myself after mothersday tomorrow I don't give a shit anymore.
>>28396516
what's wrong m8?
>>28391957
>t will date an ugly nigger like that. Why? It's like God is fucking mocking me.
becuse of BBC meme bullshit and that's trendy to be a coal burner. AUSTRALIAN WOMEN ARE TRASH.
>>28392190
GET OUT NORMIE CUNT THIS THREAD IS 4 SAD CUNTS
>>28396458
Yes of course, Emily McDaddyissues there fucking a black guy ruined Australia. Fuck me you're dumb.
>>28396599
Multiracialism and cultural Marxism as concepts have destroyed Australia.
Without cultural destruction pushed by Jews, Australia wouldn't even have any niggers for people to date in the first place.
>>28396489
It's not, but he probably perceives it as such.
t. also a virgin
>>28396475
>Wait until late when most are gone and there's a few stragglers
Around what time would that be?
Adelaide lockout is like 3am, so then or even later?
>>28396547
unemployed, never had a gf, all the work in my area is more or less offshored or given to 457ers. I was thinking of doing a post grad in education just of I can have reliable work but I just know I'll be unemployed after doing it. My youth has been wasted and I did everything right.
>>28396681
Whenever the club is starting to thin out and there's a few people left, depends really on the club when this actually happens.
And you should have enough alcohol to really loosen you up socially. Just be confident and try your hand. Start dancing with a girl, talk to a girl about stupid shit, whatever.
>>28396614
Our land has been fleeced by mining companies who leave nothing but a holes in the ground and flee with the wealth, our land has been sold from beneath our feet, every kind of imaginable industry has been shipped overseas and we are ruled by a bunch of smug cunts who seemed more interested about playing politics and punishing the poor than actually fixing anything. but no. The the biggest threat to Australia is Tyrone and Da Joos. Fuck me dead.
/pol/ was never right. It just gives you a nice big dark-skinned/big-nosed punching bag for your anger.
>>28396690
Are you white? Have you considered becoming a tradie?
I hate living in an apartment building. I have to pretend I'm not home all the time just to be left alone, and I have to keep all my blinds closed because everybody can see into each other's places.
>>28396736
Yeah, just the standard leftie drivel. Day of the rope is coming for you, mate.
>>28396723
I don't know, man. Last time I stayed until dawn and there were still a bunch of people that seemed unapproachable. Sinle chicks dancing by themselves seem pretty rare.
I could try more alcohol, though it tends to make me sleepy more than anything. I don't think my problem is anxiety, I guess it's my autistic social skills. Or shit dancing. Or subpar looks.
>>28396742
27 mate and yeah I'm white
>>28396775
Somehow I doubt that. /pol/ tier ideas aren't even entertained by modern society. How are you meant to orchestrate the day of the rope? Wishful thinking?
>Tfw live in middle class Sydney
>Tfw I've never heard of or ever seen a white girl with a non white man in my area
>Tfw even in Sydney as a whole it's rare as fuck
eat shit Melbourne fags
>>28396846
Perth WA is pretty bad.
