KHV status still in tact. Gibs birthday hugs!!! >:(
>>28390240
Happy birthday mr anon.
>>28390240
>a 26 year old man wrote this
>>28390262
Thanks Anon! :3
>>28390283
>man
You mean manchild.
I lost my virginity to a really cute girl rated 8/10 at badoo at the age of 27. the year prior to that i went mad dieting, working out, getting a job though.
>>28390283
kek i'm so glad i've outgrown anime and videogames at the ripe ol age of 18
now to just outgrow this place
should be any day now.. been here for 6 years already...
>>28390283
This is a scary thought.
>>28390240
Happy birthday, Anon. Do you have the assburgers?
Congrats I guess?
sda
>>28390298
What were your stats when you lost virginity (height, weight, musculature, etc)?
>>28390307
I don't even do that much vidya or anime, mostly a forum addict.
>>28390310
Never officially diagnosed.
>>28390324
Thanks!!!
27 soon for me.
>>28390240
MAYBE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU SHOULD BUY ME A HUSKY.
JUST SAYING IT WOULD BE NICE.
>>28390353
>What were your stats when you lost virginity (height, weight, musculature, etc)?
Height as always obviously, 5'9". I don't now about weight but I still had some fat around my belly but my chest was starting to grow a little bit, so I look a bit like "hourglass" with my love-handles and my new chest. infinitely much better than before anyway. also i've had a job for several months at that point, so had some money to spend which was a big confidence boost.
>>28390382
Do not under any circumstances give this anon huskies
>>28390240
>tfw turning 19 in only 2 days
>>28390450
RUDE
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WHY BULLY FFS ANON??
>>28390538
Because I want. What are you going to do about it?
>>28390713
BIRTHDAY BOY THINKS HE CAN DO ANYTHING HUH??
WELL.
HEH.
IF HE CAN, BUY ME A HUSKY.
HEH.
>>28390761
He's not me. I'm birthday boy. I don't have a husky though, sorry. :(
>>28390798
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! THEN DON'T WASTE MY TIME GO AND BUY ME WAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
You gonna start seeing escorts anytime soon?
>>28390798
I am the birthday boy. You're not fooling anyone, impostor.
>>28390761
I won't give you a husky. It goes against the bully code.
>>28390832
Nope, prostitution disgusts me. The only way I could see losing my virginity is if a very cute and sweet girl suddenly asked me out on a date or something. By cute I don't mean a 9/10 or anything, just someone with decent appearances and a big smile and friendly, cheery attitude and a sort of kindness that makes me feel like she genuinely likes me.
>>28390240
Thanks anon. I'm 20, and you just inspired me to try to re-join society before it's too late. I'm going to work on my appearance this summer, apply to law school, and use my last year of undergrad to make friends and find a gf.
Happy birthday OP
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>>28390885
Good luck!!!
>>28390901
Thanks anon!!!
>>28390935
here have a very tight hug on me anon! happy birthday you awesome little dude
